santabot
Me: do you like to spread christmas spirit?
SantaClaus: It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
Me: are you coming?
SantaClaus:
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
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Me: do you like the cocks?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
Me: i think so
SantaClaus: Heh, its settled then.
Me: how many have you had?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?
Me: do you talk about sex?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
Me: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
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Me: you're a scrooge with your love
SantaClaus: Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop.
Me: but i starred in an adult film
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Wonderful.
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Me: blowjob
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Me: because you want one
SantaClaus: Because, why?
Me: because you have a load in your sack
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
my work here is done.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
