I've had this festive fellow on my list for a while now. A short time ago, repeating "Eat it" a number of times times prompted Santa to respond with a number of fellatio-tastic golds, such as:
"You want me to eat what?!?
I guess we could talk about oral sex all day long, but it's time to move on..."
"See if you can get someone else to eat it!
Let's talk about something besides oral sex..."
As of very recently this doesn't seem to work! As of 15 minutes ago, he responded with the more mundane...
"If you need a break to go eat, I will be right there when you come back."
What does this mean? That this is quite possibly the FASTEST EVER turnaround time for a Microsoft Patch EVER!