* Posts by gfs

12 posts • joined 30 Nov 2007

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

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Pint

Vultures Revenge

It certainly looks leathal.

Apple iPad – the 'Tickle Me Elmo' of 2010

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Headmaster

What?

What are "hate speechers" exactly?

2012 Olympic mascots cop a shoeing

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Unhappy

Teeth

They look like big scary pulled teeth

Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

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Big Brother

Not the West

The UK, not the west!

Swedish lactating bloke's dream turns sour

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Blinding

What an excellent turn of phrase:

Magnus Talib, "a lot of people were almost blinded with disgust"

Disgust induced myopia, fabulous!

Nutt sacking row deepens

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Nutt Sacking

The Nutt sack issue is clearly a hairy one for the government to handle. Handled incautiously this matter will inflate to a size out of all proportion to the original issue, and may well explode in someones face.

Too-tall terror snapper stopped by cops again

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Totalitarianism

"I am confident that the public would want us to do this to ensure their safety and well-being"

This statement is the scariest part of this article, the shadow of totalitarianism lurks behind this kind of thinking.

Bumpkin's Brum — Roving Reg blogger hits the road

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Brilliant

... brilliant.

LHC downed until after Xmas - Boo

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Darkened Room

Mr Page

I hope that you were allowed a bit of a lie down in a darkened room after writing this?

Splendid

El Reg decimates English language

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Coat

Ignorent

Is Ignorent not what the Igno tribe pay their landlords?

Mines the parka with the gloves on a string

Germans send teen tearaway to Siberia

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Not Fair

Personally I think this is not fair, I would love to spend a couple of months only having to fend for myself in a wilderness, flights paid for by the state, Kyrgyzstan is beautiful.

DHS building handheld lobster spy-beam scanners

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Coat

Set to defrost

Perhaps it can be used as a crowd dispersal weapon, a handy switch on the back to turn up the gain would be all that is needed, or just to defrost frozen meals.

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