@All Complainers
Strewth, folks, this is a feature for consumer types not BSD geeks and their beardy ilk.
Why shouldn't El Reg run something like this to attract a broader range of reader?
Or are non-techies not welcome because they're not trainspottery enough?
Heck, next you'll be telling us we can't read and the Reg shouldn't publish the Hardware Widow's column because we're all blokes here...