* Posts by Snot Nice

20 posts • joined 21 Nov 2007

Mystery virus attack blows Qatari gas giant RasGas offline

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FAIL

Muppet

See title.

Rare AutoCAD worm lifted blueprints from Peru, sent them to China

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Competitive advantage?

What current / recent infrastructure tenders have Peru offered? Have they publicly disclosed near future plans?

China is a beast; they do not play by the same rules, take a look at Africa.

Falling share price exposes NetApp

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Facepalm

Chris, how many shares in NetApp do you have?

See above :)

Apple seeks permission to kick Kodak's corpse

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FAIL

Re: Re: Re: eengleesh

James @ 03:27: "Thanks for the vote of confidence Steve. Nice to see some people do still take the time to read the comments fully now a days."

James and Steve, you both fail. Nice to see some people do still take the time to read titles, thumbs up Richard.

Apple fined $1.2m for flouting Italian warranty law

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Stolen, remote-wiped iPhones still get owner's iMessages

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FAIL

Oh dear, do you really think filling your disk with zeros seven times constitutes a wipe?

Epic fail sir, all you data is mine.

iPhone 5: Apple 4S, pundits 0

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Mushroom

Hindsight

So this is why Apple's attack dogs are so vociferously chasing Samsung around the globe.

Apple *know* they have nothing better in the near term pipeline.

Should Samsung score a victory in their any of their cases, this could be very interesting indeed.

Judge puts Assange behind bars ahead of extradition hearing

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Troll

There, fixed it for you

Numpty

Microsoft takes on Wet Willie's to punt Windows 7 in Paris

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WTF?

OMFG

For the love of God someone please pass me a bucket.

Make your party 'more creative'. Twister and baby oil.

British troops get nifty techno-gunsights

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WTF?

@ Sillyfellow

Are you French?

That is all.

Ageing Google supersizes its search box

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Paris Hilton

More fun to use!?

Me thinks young Marissa needs to subscribe to Cosmo.

Hmmm any danger I can watch? ;)

Microsoft pimps bogus Windows 7 'launch parties'

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Big Brother

OT: Re APK

Bless, APK aka Alexander Peter Kowalski wants to create a commercial application to block sites based on the hosts file.

Boo hoo for you Alex as you have optimised your app using an illegal address of 0. Not exactly a dotted quad now is it ace.

No wonder he is pissed, but Alex, instead of continuing your drivel on here I suggest you use your (quite considerable) free time to do something constructive. Seeking help would be a good start.

Cheers!

Hilton's mum enjoys One Night in Paris

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Coffee/keyboard

Pure class

"who takes time out from her punishing schedule only to worry Rick Salomon's spam javelin."

Nuff said.

Server saboteur gets six months

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Serves the cnut right.

That said, Pratt-Read did indeed make a prat of themselves for not changling the passwords blah blah

Servers buckle as Congress rejects $700bn Wall Street bailout

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Thumb Up

More importantly....

.... the BOFH has a spokesman!? I've gotta get myself one of those.....

US boffins develop self cleaning gecko-foot glue

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Dead Vulture

tsk tsk

Geckos do not gambol! They scurry.

Oh dear, maybe someone was fantasising about cute little lambs....

Oracle scans BEA code for GPL and LGPL

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Stop

@above

Due diligence. Numpties.

Apple keeps critical security fixes to itself

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Coat

Eeeek!

My Apple is rotten to the core :(

Runs to get coat, mittens and Biggles cap with flaps down....

Before I dash, @James Butler. Ours it a thankless task.

Microsoft on the hunt for 'serious' Windows flaw

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Stop

@ Vernon

security through obscurity

:o<

Leopard security bug puts Mail users at risk

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Coat

Enterprise Security!?

Surely this should have been filed under Bootnotes……

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