Posts by craig chester

Can I get

a Climate Change conspiracy theory for anyone?

Proper Measurements please...

Population of 800,000 that's just over 2 Bristol's worth. 77166 Sq Miles that's approximately 9.61 Wales's...

Coat... Lost mine...

2001

Kicks off 2001? Yestertech :)

Fail...

... £1200 on session, wonder how long it took him to lose that bundle. He clearly didn't know when he was on to a loser and there's me thinking people had to have a certain level of intelligence to be a Doctor.

Aibreán amadán

Níl aon amadán mhaith agus amadán Aibreán

10 Mega Pixels??

A single 720p frame (1280x720) amounts to 921,600 pixels. Less than 1 MP - even a 1080p frame only accounts for just over 2 million pixels. Why do I need a 10 MP sensor to achieve this?

Even HD webcams from MS for instance boast 5MP sensors. Is it my maths or am I missing something?

If I am I'll get my coat now plus all the coats in the cloakroom of the school for the terminally dumbass'd that I obviously should be attending...

Dog's Milk

Red Dwarf Series One

Holly said..."Dog's milk lasts longer than any other kind of milk"

Lister... "Why's that?"

Holly ... "Because no bugger will drink it"

Case rested and off to the cloak room...