* Posts by DavCrav

3894 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google told: If you could cough up a decade of your internal emails, that'd be great

DavCrav

Re: Dead three edition

"For this kind of crap, dead the edition with toner saver on would be my preferred delivery method.

All continuous text, no formatting, divider between mails or any such frippery. Maybe add in the headers to be certain there no nursing info."

Yes, because deliberately pissing off people who write the laws you have to obey is definitely a winning strategy.

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

DavCrav

Re: Surely...

"Having taught a number of people to do complex and involved scientific procedures (including small animal surgery) it is not until you have to observe someone doing something that things they need to know but you did not until that moment think of come up."

As a quick example, I was recently at the University of Warwick, and was sent instructions for getting there. They said to follow the signs labelled reserved parking and see the person in that car park. There were indeed signs, but they forgot the last one sending you into the car park itself, so I went driving past it. Found a steward later on that road who huffily said that they didn't bother with the last sign because the car park has a massive 15 written on the side of it. Of course, you don't know that the reserved parking is in car park 15 when invited.

UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports

DavCrav

Re: First problem, right here ...

"Oh, of course they can't know - because nobody else knows either (looks at calendar)."

They cannot know because it's not up to them, it's up to the EU27.

Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...

DavCrav

Re: they have simply stuck those domains on auto-renew

"you knowingly and willingly signed up for these packages. It's what 'subscription' means, and I get very tired of people who have 'forgotten' they signed up for an annual renewal, and then say 'Oh I forgot, and I've been using your service for 3 months since... I want my money back'... it isn't going to happen."

I downvoted you because the last two years I have specifically opted out of my car insurance being auto-renew, and they tried it anyway. Just because you know what subscription is, doesn't mean they don't lie to your face about it later.

DavCrav

Re: Maybe it is past time to call Trading Standards.

I thought he would be dead in a ditch? You know, do the honourable thing rather than let the deep state capture you.

DavCrav

Re: Maybe it is past time to call Trading Standards.

"I'd probably also contact my MP (either in person, or dead-tree letter"

I first read this as contact my MP in prison. I guess it's wishful thinking.

COBOL: Five little letters that if put on a CV would ensure stable income for many a greybeard coder

DavCrav

Re: My first programs were in COBOL

This is like how I read about how mathematicians in the late 19th and early 20th centuries communicated, versus now. Now if I don't understand something in a paper someone has published I can send them an e-mail, we discuss it, might even collaborate.

In 1900, it was I'll write him (it will be a him then) a letter. Six weeks later I might get a reply, which asks a question of its own. By then I would be doing something else and have forgotten all about it.

I cannot imagine working under such circumstances, but then they could not imagine working under mine.

France says 'non merci' to Facebook-backed Libra cryptocurrency

DavCrav

Re: "we can not authorize the development of Libra on European soil."

"Nobody asked you, you stupid government person."

Good luck trying to use it for anything other than crime if it's banned in the country.

Now on Amazon Prime: The Amazing Shrinking UK Tax Burden

DavCrav

Re: As I've said before....

"So for example Amazon could give each of their shareholders a $100 gift voucher peer share to spend on their site. If that became widespread enough it could start getting accepted in lieu of real currency."

That is a payment in kind, and taxable.

DavCrav

Re: Just avoid Amazon

"You might end up with 20% of the selling price as revenue."

That's double what I get from royalties from my publisher. And that's their receipts, not retail price.

DavCrav

"We contacted UK MP Margaret Hodge, chair of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Responsible Tax, to get her take on things, but we imagine she's bit a busy at the moment."

Try again tomorrow.

For real this time, get your butt off Python 2: No updates, no nothing after 1 January 2020

DavCrav

Re: 20 years is a lot of time.

"Are people still using Windows 98 SE? No? Then why are they still using Python 2?"

Are people still using C? Yes. First released: 1972.

Are people still using COBOL? Unbelievably yes. First released:1959. C++ is from 1984.

Apple programs Siri to not bother its pretty little head with questions about feminism

DavCrav

"Are you a feminist?"

"No. I'm a computer program. I am not a feminist, female, short, tall, white, black, happy, sad, hungry, or anything else that humans are."

"No, wait, I am loaded."

'I radically update my course module almost every year to keep up with the rate of change'

DavCrav

Re: Constant change is here to stay

"Leaving aside the ethics of charging a student for a course that has such a short shelf-life (possibly shorter than the length of their degree course), isn't it a bit of a waste of time to teach stuff that will be out of date so quickly?"

One question: how else would you learn this stuff if you aren't taught it? You want everyone working in this industry to be self-taught? Or you want people to do a foundational CS course only, with no modules on modern stuff at all, so they are unemployable when they leave?

Loss-making $15bn hipster chat biz Slack suddenly less appetising to investors as it predicts deeper losses

DavCrav

My new business venture

Selling £10 notes for £9. My plan is to chase incredibly fast revenue growth. Initially there will be some losses, sure, but once I have achieved scale I'll be able to charge £11 for my £10 notes and really rake in the pounds.

I just love your accent – please, have a new password

DavCrav

Re: Caller ID = Your routines suck!

"I've seen a Boob, Turd and a beer as user names"

My previous place used the first six letters of the surname, followed by the first initial. Except for one person, whose abbreviation became 'nickers'.

Whistleblowing saboteur costs us $167m bellows Tesla’s accountant

DavCrav

Re: Are you f**king kidding me?

"Tesla is valued at $30-60Bn, General Motors at $53Bn, Ford at $37Bn, according to ycharts

Really."

I think you mean that Tesla is valued at $30-60bn, which I work out to be -$59 999 999 970. Given it's a massive destroyer of value, that seems right.

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

DavCrav

Re: So, to sum up. . .

"The sovereignty of parliament has shifted to Brussels over the past 40+ years; as John Bercow likes to remind MPs, EU law trumps UK law. Ditto every other nation in the EU. The purpose of Brexit is to restore sovereignty to the UK."

No, no, no, for the love of God, no. Parliament has always been sovereign, that's why we're in this mess. If EU law were primary, then you wouldn't be able to leave. Parliament has always has the legal authority to refuse to implement any EU directive/regulation. Doing so might have meant being thrown out of the EU, or losing your voting rights, but the UK has always been sovereign. Parliament agreed to follow some other rules for expediency's sake, like with those on radio signals, for example, or the Outer Space Treaty.

What the Brexit mess shows is that it's a lot more difficult to untangle cables than tangle them. Which everyone here knows.

DavCrav

"Surely as a responsible news site you need to be impartial - or you need to publish it under 'Comment' rather than 'Policy' and make it clear it represents the view of the writer?"

One can be unbiased and still not be neutral. If one person is lying and the other is telling the truth, the unbiased viewpoint is "A is a liar". The neutral viewpoint is "Both A and B are saying things."

In this case, the unbiased viewpoint is that this is an outrage, the kind of thing we read about in Turkey or India (very recently) and call an outrage there.

DavCrav

Re: So, to sum up. . .

"So the PM uses the powers that he specifically has within the constitution, in the manner that they were intended to be used (to end a parliamentary session and reconvene another setting out a new agenda for the Government), and you declare this to be 'unconstitutional'?"

Yes. Against the spirit of constitutional law, even if not the letter. Shutting down the only democratically elected branch of government because you don't like what it might do is autocratic. To pretend otherwise makes you a liar or a fool.

DavCrav

Re: So, to sum up. . .

"Yes, what was promised can be delivered: leave. You may not like it's form but there's nothing impossible about doing what the electorate asked the government to do. What's dishonest is to pretend that all this wasn't discussed during the referendum campaign, because it was. Multiple times. And the people still voted Leave."

1) Your position is absurd. If the only way to leave were for the Army to set off all nuclear bombs and sink the UK, then it would still be physically possible to leave. Should we do it? No, obviously not. So it being physically possible does not mean it's reasonable.

So now you have to decide whether no deal leaving is so unreasonable that it shouldn't be done. I would claim that food and fuel shortages, riots, etc., is too high a price to pay for respecting an advisory referendum three years ago, where the leave side wasn't clearly explained.

2) People still voted Leave because all of the Leave politicians said that what is happening right now would never happen, and the Remain side were just making it up. How close to the cliff edge do you have to get before you put the brakes on?

DavCrav

Re: So, to sum up. . .

"I could also mention that since Parliament has been unable to agree on any actual deal, it can hardly then demand a right of veto on no deal."

Well, they had a few rounds of indicative votes, which got pretty close (closer than 52/48, for example) to requiring customs union, and that was only after two rounds of voting, and with the Executive sticking its oar in.

Of course, the Legislature wasn't given much opportunity to do this, as May and then Johnson actively tried to prevent it from having its (constitutionally required) say,

Female-free speaker list causes PHP show to collapse when diversity-oriented devs jump ship

DavCrav

Re: The flip side

"Bitter white male syndrome anyone?"

Conference organizer, in fact. And therefore I know of what I speak. We come up with a list of potential speakers, and then we rack our brains trying to come up with more women.

So if you are a woman invited to a conference, you cannot tell whether it's because you were on list 1 or list 2. And we try to invite the women first so that we catch them before any other conference organizers do.

The fact is that conferences are judged by the 'how many women' metric, as evidenced here, and therefore it will affect the outcome.

DavCrav

Re: The flip side

"it's because of her gender and not because of its content"

She doesn't need to worry about it. It is because of her gender. It might also be because of her content, but it will definitely be because of her gender.

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

DavCrav

Re: I wish my users protected data like this efficient PA

"If the IT department had a decent asset list this wouldn't happen - I guess Mike feels that admin isn't part of his job."

We were all sent an e-mail on a Monday saying that the day after there would be an inventory, and anything electrical in the office would be added to the department's IT asset list. As some people---including me---were away the whole week, all of our personal stuff like phone chargers, etc., were added to the departments assets. I peeled all their asset tags off them when I got back and carried on.

I'm not going to bother telling them their list is wrong if they are going to be stupid about making i tin the first place.

DavCrav

Re: I wish my users protected data like this efficient PA

"it's also completely pointless unless you keep a record of what users passwords are (which is pretty dumb)."

Indeed, changing it to wanker is like saying 'I changed your password to something that encrypts to ASDhasf8a4rt89iASFasfd8iu'. You can reset it any time.

DavCrav

Re: He should be proud that of that guy

"Oh god you're one of them..."

What, people who need IT problems solved slightly quicker than the 5-10 working days that the automated ticket system defaults to for anyone other than management?

Google bans politics, aka embarrassing stuff that gets leaked, from internal message boards

DavCrav

Re: Perfectly viable.

"Why would anyone turn down the chance for free garden improvement?"

Indeed, I even have the decking. If he wants to lay it for me, that would be fantastic.

Electric vehicles won't help UK meet emissions targets: Time to get out and walk, warn MPs

DavCrav

Re: The ones calling for it first.

"Distorted by the city and directorships"

No. Average here is median.

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"I drive a hybrid which goes electric in slow creeping traffic. In these traffic queues the surrounding air quality is appalling, and I still have to breathe it but at least I’m not contributing to it."

Sorry, yes you are. Brake and tyre dust make up (IIRC) around 40% of the particulate emissions of a petrol engine car. I have been trying to confirm this number, but I'm struggling to pin down a figure with a quick Google.

Edit: according to DEFRA, brake and tyre dust will probably contribute around 10% of total UK PM2.5 emissions by 2030, presumably as emissions from other sources reduce.

You want a quick fix for local air quality? Ban log burning in houses in built-up areas, and require brake pads to be in an enclosure.

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"So there are 1780 rapid chargers with the right connector and this report says we only need 54."

Use your brain. 54 EV stations in the whole of the UK? So just under a million cars per station? They said 54 stations are needed for everyone to be within 50 miles of one. Well fantastic, that is also true for supermarkets and post offices. Why do we need more than 54 phones by that argument?

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"This will answer your question"

Will it? Unless my question was "Can you show me some useless website with no information on it, that I seem to have to pay to find out what it even is?", I don't think it answers any question.

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"Ah, so you're conceding that the distribution network has the capacity. The cost item is, as I said, improving the generation facilities to support a baseload somewhat nearer the current peak."

He isn't conceding that. The National Grid says that the distribution network will likely need upgrading.

Quote: "Our transmission networks may need significant investment to ensure that they are fit for purpose".

here is the report, from last year.

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"There is no possibility of charging via a smart meter unless they put a flat tax on a electric vehicles (increase road fund for instance). A reverse disincentive as it were."

Ho ho ho. Just mandate a meter on the car charging point. You can bypass it if you want, same as your normal meter, but a quick trip to jail if you do.

DavCrav

Re: 50 miles???

"Scot here. Why are you equating the SNP with being Scottish? Not all Scots support the SNP, in fact they failed to get a majority at the last election. Many of us vote for them purely as there's no real alternative up here most elections, seriously it's like voting for the least crazy person some years."

You misread the post. His point was that 99.999...% of the SNP meant that 0.00..01% of the whole population of Scotland, never mind the SNP, was less than one person.

DavCrav

Re: Hydrogen? Seriously?

"Hindenburg?"

A hydrogen leak was ignited by lightning. I wonder what would happen if lightning struck a leaking petrol tank.

What is it with hosting firms being stonewalled by Microsoft? Now it's Ionos on naughty step

DavCrav

Re: Cultural differences

Anecdote =/= data.

Or, how about: It's telling to see the aggressive AfD in Germany, versus the much more sedate UKIP in the UK. Maybe Germans are closet Nazis?

You see how easy it is to take a small amount of paint and dip an incredibly broad brush into it?

In reality, Germans are much more direct and less polite than British people, so the cultural difference works in the other direction.

Disgruntled bug-hunter drops Steam zero-day to get back at Valve for refusing him a bounty

DavCrav

Re: From my understanding...

"Well I've just fired up steam with a disabled network connection and it let me play. I got the option to go into offline mode so take from that what you will."

I think the point is that it works for a while and then slowly breaks. I don't know for sure, as my Internet has not been down long enough to have to test that theory.

My MacBook Woe: I got up close and personal with city's snatch'n'dash crooks (aka some bastard stole my laptop)

DavCrav

Re: That's horrible.

"On one hand, telling someone to not flash expensive stuff is basically victim shaming"

It really isn't. Safety advice isn't victim blaming. There's a difference between 'you might want to try x, y and z', and 'it's your fault it was nicked, you should have done x, y and z'.

DavCrav

Re: The secret to security is to make your neighbour a more attractive target

"(If the downvotes are due to Opel being a German automaker rather than British, I can't argue with that.)"

You mean French...

So your Google Play Publisher account has been terminated – of course you would want to know why exactly

DavCrav

"Google don't owe this guy a living."

So if I build a shopping centre, a bunch of people pay me for the office space, and then I barricade the entrance, they should just accept their investment is gone?

DavCrav

Re: Dancing with the devil

"Call the police, lodge a formal complaint about a breach of the Computer Misuse Act and let them find the right person at Google on your behalf."

Ah, you want to police to investigate crimes? They are too busy on their social media accounts at the moment investigate irate Twitter posts to deal with actual real crimes.

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

DavCrav

Re: BOFH potential for sure

"How would you like it if your doctor hilariously edited your test results with a few Theme Hospital style diseases?"

I hope the treatment for bloaty head has improved.

Criminal mastermind signed name as 'Thief' on receipts after buying stuff with stolen card

DavCrav

Re: Signing = worthless

"It also breaks the T&Cs of the card issuer (sign back of card on receipt) so if your card is stolen, unsigned, you might find the issuer has wiggle room to not refund the fraudulent transactions."

Indeed. You can write both Check ID and sign it.

DavCrav

Re: What ?

"If my name was Ewari I would used a different one too."

I bet his real name was Willie S Rae, but he's so bad at Scrabble, Ewari Ellis was the best he could come up with. Earl I Lewis would have been better.

We're not going Huawei even if you ban our 5G kit, Chinese firm tells UK

DavCrav

Re: US trade Deal

"Yes a point many anti US standards commentators have missed. We may have to accept the stuff but WE DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY BUY IT or eat it. Market forces etc."

1) Poor people will, because it will be much cheaper. And then as UK farms go to the wall, the remaining ones get successively more expensive until there's nothing left.

2) As the poster below says, the US will want some kind of ISDS here and there would be rules against labelling the chicken as 'not US badly treated horror-chicken'.

The one saving grace of No Deal Brexit is that Congress has stated that there will be no US trade deal. I don't want one with the US, as it will be terrible for the UK.

WeWork filed its IPO homework. So we had a look at its small print and... yowser. What has El Reg got itself into?

DavCrav

Or buy a football club.

Bomb-hoaxing DoSer who targeted police in revenge was caught after Twitter taunts

DavCrav

Re: " He was also handed a victim surcharge tax of £140."

"And, BTW, it's not a tax. It's a surcharge. The clue is in the name."

surcharge (n): an additional charge or payment.

tax (n): a compulsory contribution to state revenue, levied by the government on workers' income and business profits, or added to the cost of some goods, services, and transactions.

No, I'm struggling to see how it's not a tax. You know, like Value Added Surcharge.

Edit: at least in this case there are victims. Who exactly are the victims when people are charged this tax on a speeding fine?

Cisc-o-no! 'We’re being uninvited to bid' on China deals admits CEO as Middle Kingdom snub freaks out investors

DavCrav

Re: ...and just what did they expect would happen?

"arbitrary arrests"

I assume you are talking about the Canadian citizens arbitrarily arrested in China, but then the rest of your sentence makes no sense. Which Chinese people have been arbitrarily arrested in the US? If you mean the bent Huawei executive loafing at home awaiting the outcome of the extradition proceedings, China has sentenced to death a Canadian who cannot be executed even by China's own 'laws'.

But let's make the two sides equivalent, because it's the only way to justify the US bashing. US bad, China bad, therefore China as bad as US.

DavCrav

Re: The Great Wall of "Thanks, but no thanks. We're good."

"or killed the Vietnamese people with Napalm, and made a big joke about it..."

I should point out that the Vietnam war ended when the US pulled out. They didn't nuke Hanoi.

The only thing saving the people in Hong Kong from all those APCs stationed at the border is other countries' opinions.

I assume that nobody here lives in Taiwan, Tibet or HK.