* Posts by Mike Flugennock

2068 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Nov 2007

Oz driver prangs ute during 'amorous activities'

Mike Flugennock
Paris Hilton

I know I asked this before on a similar report, but...

...seriously, is this an Australian thing, or do all the reports that El Reg picks up about people wrecking their cars while masturbating, giving head, etc. all just happen to have been from Australia?

I've seen so many reports on the Reg of Australian guys wrecking their cars while...uh, "cracking one off", that it's gotten to where it's not news at all anymore -- kind of like IE security exploits.

I realize that Australia has lots of flat stretches of desert with long, straight highways -- kind of like Arizona, New Mexico, west Texas -- where long trips can get really boring, but, seriously, folks... what's up with all the DWM?

Any Australians here care to chime in on this? Inquiring minds, etc.

(Paris, because, baby, she can drive my car, beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah.)

NASA moon-bomb probe strikes rich seam of fruitcake

Mike Flugennock
Pint

@Luther Blissett re: postmodern scientists

God. DAMN. Dude. That is quite possibly the awesomest post on any comment thread anywhere on El Reg, at least up until the moment I'm typing this.

"Spunky little sperm!" "mutated in the hyperreality...!" Priceless.

Pint of lager icon, only because there's no pint of stout icon, which the above commenter richly deserves.

Ballmer mixed on Windows 7's success

Mike Flugennock
Alert

Seriously, where's our Ballmer icon?

Suggestions:

- a tight crop of Steve-o with his stiff-armed fist raised and his face all tensed out, from the famous "Monkey Boy" video;

- any good, tight closeup of El Steve scowling in the middle of a trade-show speech might be good;

- the easy way out, but a good one, the classic caution/warning yellow-triangle sign -- like the one up here one the left -- with a silhouette of a chair on it, which I kind of like.

Facebookers condemned to Hell Lite

Mike Flugennock

"...worst thing to have happened on the Internet, EVER"?

Huh. Doesn't get around much, does he?

Full Flash goes mobile (with Google's backing)

Mike Flugennock
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aauuuggghhhh

Oh, great. Just friggin' _great_.

Jeez, am I even more glad than ever that I still own a good old-fashioned "dumb" phone. It makes phone calls, sends/receives text messages, and that's it. No GPS, no funky apps, no nothing. It's just a goddamn' _phone_, it works as advertised, and I like it that way.

I'll never forget when Flash first came out. All the designers in my department, as well as our creative director, were raving about all the wonderful goodness that was possible -- while I, in the meantime, ever the cynic, could only see it as a delivery system for even more annoying advertising; Web pages encrusted with banner ads were bad enough, but Web pages encrusted with banner ads that won't friggin' hold still? Kill me now.

Sadly, fifteen years later, I could only say "told ya' so". The real pain in the ass these days is the number of sites who demand I enable Flash just to look at their goddamn' _content_, let alone all the bouncing, wiggling gee-whizziness. If it weren't for that, I'd have gladly totally removed Flash; as it is, I use Flashblock on Firefox, with various sites whitelisted as the need arises.

Luckly, I won't have to deal with this PDF bank statement crap myself, as I could also see, very early on, what we were in for when banks began hyping online banking and bill-paying.

Aauuuggghhhh.

MS plasters Ballmer's signature on Windows 7 special edition

Mike Flugennock
Coat

a cool gimmick, fersure...

...but are they also offering a Steve Ballmer Signature Edition Microsoft Conference Room Chair?

Jacques Chirac ditches devil dog

Mike Flugennock
Coat

Devil Dog

Mmmmmmm... chocolate, cream-filled, tasty Devill-lll Doggg-ggs...

What? Oh. Never mind...

There's water on the Moon, scientists confirm

Mike Flugennock
Boffin

@ dave 135

Dude, c'mon. There _is_ no "dark" side of the Moon; there's the side that's always facing away from Earth owing to the Moon being in a "tidally locked" orbit.

Kinda' ruins it for Messrs. Gilmour and Waters, though.

"There is no Dark Side Of The Moon...matter of fact, it's _all_ dark..."

Pluto still a planet, says Ronald McDonald

Mike Flugennock
Boffin

Sounds like it's an old leftover poster...

...and I can't believe people are still wasting time on that "Pluto Should Be A Planet" pissfight. Still, I can't help being nostalgic for the days when our solar system had nine planets and an asteroid belt between the rocky planets and the gas giants, and it was simple and elegant, and it worked, and it was good.

But, seriously, folks... stop me if I'm wrong, but aren't there several Kuiper Belt Objects larger than Pluto, and technically large enough to be considered planets?

Aren't there also a couple of inner asteroid belt objects that classify as Almost Planets?

That's not to mention worlds such as the Jovian moon Ganymede (larger than Mercury?), and the Saturnian moon Titan (also larger than Mercury?), both of which would've been independent planets had they not been captured into orbit around their respective gas giants? Hell, man, Titan has an actual atmosphere, with a meteorological cycle, and everything.

Oh, and let's not forget that there's a certain school of thought among astronomers that considers -- or at least used to consider -- Jupiter to be a "failed star" owing to its being a gas giant which is a strong radio source? I recall something to the effect that it's a failed star as it couldn't quite generate enough pressure at its core to ignite and become an actual star...meaning that we actually live in what's called a "proto-binary" star system.

I could be wrong. Any astronomy geeks, feel free to chime in on this one.

Google Wave: Testers line up for the love-in

Mike Flugennock
Coffee/keyboard

"strong developer ecosystem"...?

Damn you, Google; you just busted my bullshit detector.

UK, France mull Photoshop fakery laws

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

D'oh, for cripesakes...

...the environment is going down the toilet, the economy is dropping like a rock on Jupiter, and these knuckleheads can't think of anything better to do than piss and moan about airbrushed celebrities in magazine advertising. As a poster a bit up the scroll mentioned, it's not like this hasn't been going on for years and years _before_ Photoshop was invented. Call me naive, but I've always had this hope that politicians in Europe and the UK were a bit more competent than the ones here in the "Colonies". D'ahh ha ha ha ha hah.

Please, oh, please... somebody, please... Make. It. STOPPPP!

EU to shout at media player makers over noise levels

Mike Flugennock
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If it's too loud, you're too old

So, I guess that does it for all us old Who and Slade fans, then.

Seriously (for just a moment)... I read recently that Pete Townshend's self-inflicted hearing damage was caused not by massive stage volume in concerts, but in the studio, through prolonged headphone use.

Mike Flugennock

@ david bates

david bates writes: "What we need is something to stop chav(ette)s playing their crappy, tinny 'music' through the even crappier, tinnier and nastier speakers on their mobiles..."

Interesting; you often hear people remarking that "what's old is new again". I'm old enough to remember when the vast majority of American "yoof" listened to their music through those tinny, crappy-assed Japanese transistor radio speakers.

This is a memory of mine that immediately jumps out whenever I find myself asking "who the hell listens to music through those goddamn' nasty little mobile phone speakers?"

Trucker prangs rig while cracking one off

Mike Flugennock

Wow; not an Australian this time!

What is it with all these reports of guys being ticketed or involved in accidents in which they were DWM (Driving While Masturbating)? And, why always Australians, except for this one guy in Sweden?

Has there really been an increase in incidents like these, or is it just a Reg thing?

Twitter gets $100m injection

Mike Flugennock
Coat

d'ahh, c'mon; what's not to get?

Here we are, a good decade or so after the phony dot-com boom. We read a news report noting that some cockamamie VC outfit has just thrown a hundred mil at a useless-assed Internet "company". We're so amazed that we crap our pants, which is where the "brown trousers" comment comes in. I mean, how tough can that be to understand?

As far as the shoes... I can't speak from authority myself, but according to Frank Zappa, "brown shoes don't make it".

Google Maps Monopoly board folds under server strain

Mike Flugennock
Pint

Damn' right, I wanted the race car..

...although, barring that, I was perfectly cool playing as the battleship.

Haven't played Monopoly in a dog's age, though; didn't they introduce some new "modern" pieces a while back? I've always thought they should update the "token" set by offering me the chance to play as a Space Shuttle.

(Look, ma, no antitrust jokes! ...well, except for that one.)

A pint, because it's beer o'clock here on the East Coast.

Explorers unearth cat-sized rat

Mike Flugennock

They had to go all the way to New Guinea...

...to find a rat the size of a cat?

Damn, man; they could've saved some money and just gone to New York City.

Hotmail pulls Attach-Photo feature over security concerns

Mike Flugennock
Coat

ActiveX? Explorer?

What are this ActiveX and Explorer you speak of? These words are strange to me...

San Francisco dumps city data online

Mike Flugennock
Big Brother

Hot damn, let the circus begin

I can just see it now: "Want to stalk your neighbor? There's an app for that!"

Popcorn, anyone?

Soviet military-surplus manned spacecraft to fly again

Mike Flugennock
Boffin

@ Andy Poulton re: Recoil

From the entry on the original Almaz development program, at Encyclopaedia Astronautica,

http://www.astronautix.com/project/almaz.htm :

"Following numerous problems in the first flight tests of the Soyuz 7K-OK, Kozlov ordered a complete redesign of the 7K-VI. The new spacecraft, with a crew of two, would have a total mass of 6.6 tonnes and could operate for a month in orbit. The project as reformulated was approved by the central committee on 21 July 1967 by the Central Committee of the Communist Party, with first flight to be in 1968 and operations to begin in 1969. The Soyuz VI was to include a recoilless gun for self-defence developed by the well known Soviet designer A E Nudelman..."

Mike Flugennock
Pint

@ Hakan & Dave Walker re: hatch in the heat shield

Granted, those guys were top-drawer engineers and all, but I remember when I first read about the MOL Gemini mod at Encyclopaedia Astronautica, I found myself cringing at the thought of _cutting_a_hatch_in_the_heat_shield_, f'cripesake. Turned out it worked fine, obviously.

Still, if any of you have actually _seen_ the size of the Gemini cockpit (they didn't call it the "Gusmobile" for nothing) you can see why Tom Stafford -- at approx. 6ft, the tallest of the Gemini crewmen -- wasn't selected to fly MOL missions, as he would've likely sprained his back trying to fold himself in half in order to turn around and slip through the hatch into the MOL cabin. As it was, iirc, on his Gemini flight he had to sort of slouch over in his seat so the white room techs wouldn't whack his helmet when closing the hatch.

Planned 3D web graphics standard taps JavaScript

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

Do. Not. NEED.

No, seriously. I can't think of a single goddamn' thing I -- and about 99 & 44/100% of Web users -- would need this for. Maybe if I were an engineer, or some deep statistical analysis geek or somebody like that, but a _normal_ person? Naaahhh.

Besides, wasn't this attempted about eight, ten years ago? I seem to recall it requiring a really obscure, specialized plug-in, being really clumsy and, when not repeatedly crashing my browser, running dog-slow* -- and this was on my old Beige G3 Mac, which was a real hot rod at the time.

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*Just how slow _is_ a dog, anyway?

Microsoft 'update' breaks Office for Mac

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

...and this, folks, is why I stuck with Office 2004/Mac

The wife and I got it when we got our iBooks -- so that she and I could share Word files she brought home from her job (she's since retired) or from any of the "avocational" work she does on various other projects... and, at that, I didn't even install half of the whole pile: just Word, Excel and PowerPoint (for the occasional client presentation which needs certain slides made into .tifs or .jpgs).

I hardly touch Word as it is, and I've run PowerPoint and Excel a grand total of once, just to shut off all the bullshit it wants to throw in my face every time I fire it up.

Way to go, Monkey Boy.

Developers, developers, developers, developers.

Kit makers trash New York e-waste recycling

Mike Flugennock
FAIL

speaking strictly as an Earth-hugging hippie...

...this is the stupidest goddamn' idea I've heard today -- although it's only about 6pm here on the East Coast.

Seriously...I'm no expert, but I'd bet it'd be actually cheaper if, instead, they went around to all these folks and handed out free digital converter boxes instead. The Samsung portable analog set in the kitchen at our house is less than five years old; there's no goddamn' way in hell we're going to just throw the friggin' thing out. The wife and I took advantage of the coupons for converter boxes and got a couple -- one for the kitchen set, and a spare for the bedroom set (a 30-inch direct-view flat CRT) for those occasions when the satellite signal craps out.

Jeezus H. on a Segway... recycle my old TV set? Cripes, the damn' thing is mostly plastic, anyway.

Apple tablet unveiling brought forward

Mike Flugennock
Jobs Halo

screw the flying cars; where's my Newspad, Steve?

(FULL DISCLOSURE: Apple/Mac "fanboy" since 1985; my first computer was a 512k Mac, and I've used nothing else but Macs ever since.)

Sorry if I'm banging on this riff too much, but -- with all due respect to the blue-skyers at El Reg -- I think a "Newspad"-style device (a la Kubrick's "2001") would be far more useful (and safer to the public at large) than a "Blade Runner"-style flying car.

I'd could totally go for an "iPad" with my choice of 9x12" or 11x14" "live" screen area depending on how much cash I can scrape up. I'd want it to run a full version of OSX, of course, as well as having a screen that could be switched between landscape and portrait orientation depending on the task at hand (Web browsing vs. word processing vs. page layout vs. drawing vs. video editing). Needless to say, it'd _have_ to have USB and FireWire ports for hooking up external storage, and a mouse and keyboard if I have to do any appreciable amount of typing.

As a professional illustrator and designer, I've been daydreaming for _years_ about a tablet that runs MacOS, with a "live" screen area large enough that if I had an idea for something, I could just fire up Photoshop or Illustrator and pick up my stylus and sketch right into it (right now, I still carry a spiral-bound 11x14 sketch pad in the bag with my laptop). Man, that'd be suh-WEET.

Screw the flying cars; where's my friggin' Newspad, already? C'mon, Steve-O -- bring it, man!

Digital Spy fights second malware attack

Mike Flugennock
Pint

Celebrity news and reality TV site, huh?

So, no big loss, I guess.

NASA orbiter returns first shots of Apollo moon sites

Mike Flugennock
Pint

The Apollo 14 site shot

The interesting thing here is that the trail worn between the LM and the experiment package deployment isn't just from the crewmens' boots -- that alone probably wouldn't have shown up -- but also from the wheels of a small hand-towed tool cart which contained all their necessary long-handled rock and soil-sampling tools, along with Alan Shepard's golf bag. (;^>

I, for one, can't wait to see the higher-res images of the sites where the LRV ("moon jeep") was used. On Apollos 15, 16 and 17 -- especially 17 -- the crews were on the surface long enough to revisit several sites repeatedly, thus wearing down discernible paths and trails between "stations" on their traverse.

A pint raised to the LRO team -- because even though it's 8am here on the East Coast, it's still 5pm somewhere.

Amazon may plug in-book advertising into Kindle

Mike Flugennock
Thumb Down

Why am I not surprised?

Never mind that it's butt-ugly, and I that can't take it to the beach with me without my worrying about my entire book collection being wiped out with a single wave. Now I've got one more reason not to own one of these clunky-assed things.

Sorry, but for me, still...nothing quite beats paper.

BT abandons Phorm

Mike Flugennock
Pint

"...needs to concentrate resources on network upgrades..."

Welll-llll... if that's their story and they're sticking to it, fine.

Still, a rare occurrence: a simultaneous epic FAIL and epic WIN.

Another pint? Yeah, sure.

Slurrrrrp. (uuhhrrp!) Ahhh.

China spam crisis provokes researcher's ire

Mike Flugennock
Grenade

I can support this guy in principle, but...

...I'm not holding out much hope, simply because -- based on my own experience -- the Chinese just plain don't seem to give a rat's ass.

China's in my spam shit can forever. For. Fucking. EVER.

Rogue Atlantis knob removed by hand

Mike Flugennock
Pint

Shuttle window replacement, US vs Euro cars

1. The reason it takes that long to do the window replacement is because it's not like changing out a window on a house or a car. The windows on manned spacecraft are multi-layered panes, and have to hold pressure. They can't just change out the window and roll out to the pad. The windows have to be properly sealed into place, and then pressure-tested -- all of which takes considerably more time than changing out a car window.

2. Anyone who thinks that British or European cars can only hold midgets needs to get around more. You haven't checked out the last twenty years' worth of Jaguars (or, Jag You Ares, if you insist) or Benzes, or BMWs. The two-seaters from MB and BMW have about the same seat and legroom as a Corvette, and the higher-end Mercedes and BMW sedans have about the same amount of room as an Impala or a Crown Vic. They aren't all Morris Minis and Isettas over there.

That said, I'd go with a Z4 or an old BMW 2002 any damn' day.

The big, tall pint ...because it's July now, and getting really friggin' hot here on the mid-Atlantic East Coast -- and because all of you over there in the Isles are probably solidly ensconced "down the pub" right now... glug, glug. (burrrrp) Ahhhh.

Wanna buy an old PC factory?

Mike Flugennock
Coat

so, who d'ya think's bidding on the conference chairs?

<church lady voice>

Could it be....BALLMER??!

</church lady voice>

Apollo 11 - The Owners' Workshop Manual

Mike Flugennock
Coat

So, who wants to bet...

...that a certain Wallace will be first in line for a copy? The "right trousers", at last!

Uhh, yeah...the big heavy white one with the Stars'n'Strips on the shoulder, thanks.

Engineers are troublesome 'expert loners', says prof

Mike Flugennock

@ Mike Smith Posted Tuesday 9th June 2009 15:18 GMT

Right on there, pal.

I'm a graphic designer by profession, and not an engineer, but I have quite a few friends who are engineers, so I can totally empathize with them in that regard.

I first started my career in 1980, right at the dawn of that wretched fashion of managerial types using sports jargon like "team player" even though none of them looked like they'd ever been involved in organized sports in their lives, let alone having had to do any actual work on a project outside of "managing". If I had a buck for every time I saw a req for a new position, or a proposal presentation that used the phrase "team player" I'd be George Soros by now.

"Team player" to me has always been a euphemism for "give up your identity, your self, your soul, your life".

In every design department in every ad agency I've worked in, there were always designers who were best at one thing, whether it was layout production, pre-press, typography, photography, illustration, what-have-you, and it's like Mike Smith says back up the scroll there -- the creative directors would always break up the project into components which were handed around to the various designers in the department according to their particular strengths, and would be sure that we were all communicating regularly, and ended up delivering a campaign on deadline, on budget, and which made the clients wet their pants with delight. The CD never gave a rat's ass if we were "team players" according to some ignorant-assed pointy-haired managerial diktat.

That, to me, was always the true essence of "teamwork".

Reading this article, I found myself thinking: if the engineers working on Project Apollo were measured according to today's bullshit managerial blather about "team players", we'd never have put a man on the Moon.

Remembering the true* first portable computer

Mike Flugennock

deja vu all over again

So, I take it this was the granddaddy of the famous Saturn V instrumentation unit, an interstage ring packed with electronics between -- iirc -- the top of the S-IVB and the adapter panels covering the LM?

Twitter Trends exploited to promote scareware

Mike Flugennock

Checked out the link on the YouTube problem...

...and it pretty much sums up why, whenever I upload a fresh video to any of my YouTube channels, the first thing I do is disable comments of any kind, either written or video responses. Come to think of it, I'm surprised that I haven't seen any video response spam, nor heard any news about malicious links in those annoying-assed pop-up ads that occasionally infest YouTube (I go there with JavaScript disabled, so I see them very rarely).

When I first started posting there, I left comments open, but after about the third go-round of having to scrape out the flamage and the sex/dating site spam, I decided the hell with it, and went back and reset the preferences on stuff I'd already uploaded to "do not allow comments", and began disabling comments on my new uploads from then on. Presto, zero headaches.

As far as grammatical matches for nailing Twitter spam...I don't know about anyone else here, but long ago I set up a filter rule flagging my email spam based on identical instances of spelling/grammatical mangling -- almost as if it were written by a Chinese, or badly translated from Chinese -- that appeared repeatedly in multiple spams, usually for C1AL!5 or V1AGRA or some bogus herbal crap; for instance, I was able to nail a fair amount of Chinese bogus medicine spams by using the keyword "sidebacks" -- where the writer obviously meant to say "side effects".

ISS stuffed with full staff of six

Mike Flugennock
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re: Pin Ups

If it's the one I think you're talking about, that's Konstantin Tsiolkovskiy, a Russian engineer -- and subsequent legend -- who had by the mid 1920s researched and considered every problem of modern spaceflight, including multi-stage boosters, orbital habitats and pressure suits:

http://www.astronautix.com/astros/tsivskiy.htm

Other notables include Yuri Gagarin (of course), and an old Orthodox iconic portrait of the Virgin Mary someplace around there; they're probably in a module in the Russian Zone.

And, besides, _this_ is more like what space does to you:

http://www.cinemaisdope.com/news/films/2001/2001_kubrick.jpg

@ Mike, Friday 29th May 2009 22:24 GMT:

They're probably in one of the older segments, one of the Russian modules launched in 1998 or '99 and which are based on technology originally intended for the Mir2 program. ISS isn't all one brand-spanking shiny new age; it's actually more like the homebuilt car in that old Johnny Cash song, in terms of component age. Plus, there's the fact that Russian spacecraft, even today, have always looked clunkier and "trashier". Ever seen the Soyuz cockpit? The old Apollo CM was a pimp-ass ride by comparison.

Weary locals scratch Butt Hole Road

Mike Flugennock
Coat

@ GrahamT Posted Tuesday 26th May 2009 10:08 GMT

Whoa! You have a Whipass Lane in your neighborhood? Lucky bastard. You should worry less about the Language Police and more about losing your chance to cash in before everybody and their cat starts tour photo concessions and selling replica signage.

Or, perhaps have a run of custom-packaged beer for sale (do you do that over there?), so I can fly all the way to England to have my picture taken actually, literally opening up A Can Of Whipass (or Whoopass, as we say over here).

DARPA at work on 'Transformer TX', a proper flying car

Mike Flugennock
Black Helicopters

oh, jeez, not the ducted fans again...

This would be, I think, maybe the hundredth time that some ducted-fan-driven beast was supposed to be moving our flying cars since at least the end of WW2. Besides, wasn't Moller's infamous non-flying flying car driven by ducted fans? Didn't it turn out to not so much fly as drift and hover in the ground effect? Stop me if I'm wrong.

This was studied to death outside the military as well; check out

http://www.astronautix.com/craftfam/lunlyers.htm

...especially http://www.astronautix.com/craft/lfvbell.htm , and http://www.astronautix.com/craft/mobevf1b.htm .

Granted, these were designed for use on the Moon, but it was basically a lot of the same stuff: flying pogo sticks and little two-man flying jeeps. As we all know, they ended up going with a regular old rolling-on-the-ground jeep for Apollo, at least partially because if something goes south on you, you don't plummet to the ground at a fair rate of speed, and -- shall we say -- leave a fresh "impact feature". They want to make roads "irrelevant"? Let's see how irrelevant the roads and terrain are when the engine gags in some grunt's flying jeep, or said grunt has his flying jeep shot out from under him, and manages to survive without any broken bones.

I wish I could remember where the links were to some of the buttload of previous concepts for military personal flying gear; one of my favorites is a light personal jetpack device designed in conjunction with a ballistic sub/orbital troop-transport system circa mid-1960s by Philip Bono, noted far-out concept engineer type at Boeing back then. My favorite concept painting of this project shows US grunts harnessed into jetpacks geronimo'ing out of this absurdly huge re-entry vehicle just after braking out of orbit and making a pinpoint landing on the power of its own exhaust in the middle of friggin' nowhere: http://www.astronautix.com/lvs/ithacus.htm . I mean, jeeeezus, man; that picture really looks like it needs some James Bond music playing under it... come to think of it, didn't Bond fly one himself now and again?

Black helicopter, because, well... it's a helicopter. A really really teeeeeny helicopter.

If they can break the law, why can't we?

Mike Flugennock
Thumb Up

Mass disobedience? Ungovernability?

You say that as if it were a _bad_ thing. What obligation do the People have to obey odious diktats issued by a government that's become so vicious and oppressive that it's like a mad dog that needs killing, that makes one set of rules for itself and another for the People?

Would that any of us over here in The Colonies had the cajones to disobey en masse in response to this kind of bullying. Sadly, I'm not holding my breath.

Romantic as the idea may seem, nothing's going to change while we sit on our asses/arses and wait around for some caped knife-slinging bad-ass wearing a Guy Fawkes mask to show up and save us.

Thumbs up, because people have a right to rise up when their government becomes "ungovernable". "Disobedience" is the right and duty of every one of us.

Scrubbed geo-location data not so anonymous after all

Mike Flugennock
Black Helicopters

Well, hot damn diggety...

...one more reason why the breakdown of the GPS satellite network is a _good_ thing.

Worldwide GPS may die in 2010, say US gov

Mike Flugennock
Thumb Up

Whoa, cool!

Am I correct assuming this will inhibit the government's ability to track me? That certainly can't be a bad thing.

As far as all those worried drivers out there...quit bitching and get a friggin' _map_.

Ex-NebuAd staff target behavioural data via websites

Mike Flugennock

Once scum, always scum

So, back for another ass-kicking, are they? They've pretty much fallen into the league with Walt "Pickle Jar" Rines and Wallace "Spamford" Sanford: once scum, always scum.

Why do these people remind me of that one really stupid cow in the herd that can't quit walking into the electric fence?

Astronaut Twitters from orbit

Mike Flugennock
Coat

Nah, you still got it wrong...

...the quote was "...one small tweet for _a_ man..."

That is all.

Atlantis grapples Hubble

Mike Flugennock

@AC 14th May 2009 09:35 GMT

Actually, your reasoning isn't that far off from the Apollo 12 controllers in 1969.

Apollo 12 launched in a thunderstorm and, as the booster cleared the tower, it took two lightning strikes (iirc); after reaching Earth orbit safely, the main concern of Mission Control was that the strikes may have fritzed the switches controlling the explosive bolts responsible for separating the Command Module from the Service Module prior to re-entry, and for kicking open the cans holding the parachutes on descent.

Houston went ahead and sent A12 on to the Moon, deciding that if the "pyros" were indeed hosed, they'd be just as dead if they tried to bring them back right then as they'd be if they re-entered after returning from the Moon.

Of course, as we all know, things worked out OK for Apollo 12.

Google blames cheeseburgers for destroying the planet

Mike Flugennock
Coat

a glass of OJ = 1050 Google searches?

Jeez, another exotic, obscure system of measurement.

How much CO2 would that come to in, say, Bulgarian Airbags?

ModBook Mac tablet turns up in Blighty

Mike Flugennock
Thumb Up

this pisses me off even more...

...when I see how close it is to being my Newspad, at last, but...

...yeah, what about the screen corners? Is there any serious protection for that monitor, attachable or otherwise? (iirc, the original '2001' Newspad wasn't really a stylus-driven device) And, why isn't there an option to display the OS in 'portrait' mode, so it works more like a normal sheet of paper?

Am I stuck with that little custom painting app, or can I draw/paint right into Photoshop or Illustrator?

Where's my goddamn' Newspad, already?

Car-prang secretary bites off boss's todger

Mike Flugennock
Coat

"Sin Chew" Daily?

Sin Chew?

D'ahh ha ha ha ha ha hahhh. Sigh. Nevermind.

Moon Macrosystems - How to build a better Sun

Mike Flugennock
Coat

Hey, wait a second...where's Collins?

You've got Armstrong and Buzz, but... where the hell's Collins?

Any space history geek will tell you that the CDR and LMP would've been totally lost without a really sharp Command Module Pilot to get them there and back, and mind the store in orbit while his buds are on the surface.

Isn't that always how it goes, though... everybody forgets the Command Module Pilot. (;^>

(Mine's the one with the copy of "Carrying The Fire" in the side pocket)

Sacha Baron Cohen scars Paula Abdul for life

Mike Flugennock
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@AC 1st May 2009 20:25 GMT

D'ahhh, get over yourself.

ALL comedy is stupid -- ALL of it.

Do you honestly think Michael Palin and Graham Chapman dressed up as a couple of old British prole wives arguing about the nature of the work of Marcel Proust is _intelligent_? No, it's _not_, pal, it's friggin' _stupid_ -- and that's why it's so _great_.