* Posts by Steen Hive

842 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Nov 2007

Dell unveils 10-inch Windows 7 tablet

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Headache?

Tense, nervous headache?

Assange assault accusers sought 'revenge,' attorneys say

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Irony, much?

"Ironic, given that, ostensibly, the purpose of the extradition is to make sure he does exactly that"

Unfortunately for your sense of irony, that is what extradition under a European Arrest Warrant exactly isn't for.

Microsoft finally says adios to Autorun

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Autorun

Does anyone know what the hell use it ever was?

Iranian state telly bins foreign cuisine

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Uncle

"even though there is much distrust of the UK thanks to the TV series/books My Uncle Napoleon"

Eh I think you'll find "My Uncle Napoleon" ridicules the idea of blaming the British for everything - even though the machinations of BP alone could have legitimately engendered such distrust without any help from literature.

Mac App Store: Developer godsend or Evil Empire?

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@mraak

So basically, you're saying .... "Yes", then ;-)

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Seriously?

"It solves a need that a lot of consumers have had, which is 'How do I find software for the Mac? Where do I go to buy it?"

Are they seriously too retarded to search google? Just sayin'.

New auto-crowd tech writes better articles than pro writers TRUE

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Wow

Bar the comment link, it scans uncannily like Andrew O. ;-)

Secret Service, NY DA bust Apple Store 'ID scam' ring

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Nick Apple gear?

Villians aren't supposed to be effete.

Documents in Assange rape probe leak onto the net

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Don't need no steeenking treaty

Sweden don't need an extradition treaty, or due process, or publicity - Säpo can just quietly dress him in a hood and manacles and dump him on a CIA plane at Bromma Airport, like they have been exposed as doing to others.

Egypt switches off the internet

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The most interesting

Thing here is the contrast in the talking-heads reaction to this and pathetic wailing and gnashing of teeth in reaction to the rather similar situation in Iran.

Certainly very enlightening as to what our representatives /really/ think about popular uprisings.

Google disappears torrent terms from autocomplete search results

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WTF?

Last time I looked.

Bittorrent was a both a net protocol and a legitimate enterprise.

Someone needs a slap around the head.

Pirates: Good for Microsoft, great for open sourcers

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Timeline fail.

"Software used to be so easy. You built a product and sold it through a variety of channels."

.. And the source came with it! Selling half a product that was by definition unfit for the purpose intended came later.

Wasn't it a closed printer driver or something that got RMS's knickers in a twist in the first place?

Israel and US fingered for Stuxnet attack on Iran

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WTF?

The only way one can confuse an argument against the makey-uppy, racist, ethnic-cleansing nation-state of Israel as anti-Jewish propaganda is if one maliciously conflates the existence of the state of Israel with the existence of Jews - a magical sleight-of hand, if it weren't so totally transparent and vile - and hadn't cost so many their lives, land and livelihoods .

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@Iran is in complete defiance of the UN

I know a state that is defiance of more UN resolutions than any other. A political entity that is xenophobic by design and that was created by nothing but gerrymandering by colonial powers and pure terrorism against the wishes of every single neighbouring state so that foreigners could kick people out of their homes with impunity and never let them return.

That aside, those same colonial powers, their corporations and their allies have fucked up another country with no modern history of aggression continuously for decade after decade, supporting military coups, dictatorships, removal of democratically-elected governments, invasions by neighbouring countries at the cost of a million lives, chemical weapon attacks and continuous destabilization of neighbouring states. All to a greater or lesser degree in support the above mentioned political entity.

Iran may or may not be in violation of it's obligations under the NPT, it remains to be seen. Those are the only obligations it is truly bound by to the UN itself. The rest is mere "Security" Council FUD, as usual.

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@Ah

"Barring someone who was directly involved coming out and saying "We did it" all this speculation is just... dare I say it... speculation."

It's known as the WMD/"9/11" excuse. If it's good enough for murdering countless civilians, it's good enough to out some in-house terrorists.

Honda US cops to vast data snaffle from marketing firm

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Oh the millions!

"SELECT owner_email INTO owner_data IN marketing_wonks_db_crap FROM owner_data"

Crippling expense.

US woman sues again over XP 'downgrade', seeks class action

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Akin?

"It's akin to buying a car with leather interior and then saying to the car dealer "I want 'X' trim package but I want to downgrade the leather to cloth seats"

It's akin to nothing of the sort. The computer you buy and the OS that may or may not be installed on it are completely different standalone products by different manufacturers! Forcibly "Bundling" a specific OS with a computer is anti-competitive exploitation of the consumer to their detriment full stop.

Sure retailers can knock themselves out and sell packages as default with a bundled OS - as long as they are specified as 2 separate entries on the receipt and you don't have to buy one to buy the other.

BAA accused of banning passengers from filming travel chaos

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Simples

"Nevertheless, whenever something fascist happens you can guarantee that there will dozens of commentards saying it's all fine because it's "private property".

Nothing a public threat of nationalisation won't solve. ;-)

Privatised by-laws should only be allowed in a handful of circumstances.

How GCHQ keeps tabs on FOI requestors

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"A worrying conclusion"?

"The mantra appears to be “if it can be kept secret, it will be kept secret”.

Worrying maybe, but not anything that isn't common knowledge.

Both the military and the civil service are festering top-to-bottom with a "need-to-know" culture and always have been - with themselves of course being the arbiters of "need" in this context. A few new-age hippy politicians wittering on about "FOI" populist transparency nonsense to get elected isn't going to change that in the slightest.

FOI was designed to be useless - that leaves us with the likes of Wikileaks. Great eh?

Join in the Wikileaks DDoS war from your iPhone or iPad

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Free Information

"We're more than willing to cheer as private information in the affairs of our world order are revealed, but less so when our own private information is accessible."

With the obvious difference that the info leaked by wikileaks isn't private information at all - it's public but secret information withheld from it's rightful owners "for their own good" - i.e. from us.

Your credit card number, etc. may be viewed as private information, communications by your representatives regarding killing sundry brown people on your behalf certainly is not.

Default judgement FAIL: ACS:Law muffs up in court

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Not only schysters

But *crappy* schysters to boot.

iOS upgrade cocks up iPad USB connections

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Headmaster

Say what? 20mA?

2mA surely?

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

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Wing-nut

Straight as I am, I'd rather be patted down by one of Village People than an "All-American-Family" sicko anyday.

Apple patents glasses-free, multi-viewer 3D

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What's the point of "no glasses"?

Surely better to leverage the rose-tinted pair already worn by all Apple-users?

Apple Facetime flings out frightening random calls

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New Moniker

Facepalm?

WikiLeaks re-taunts feds with US Amazon mirrors

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Wikileaks

Wikileaks may be of limited use, of limited impact and suffering from a cult of personality. But every secret kept by Western governments that diverges from public policy is nothing but an abuse of power, and often - as we have seen - just a lame cover for cold-blooded murder.

Someone has to do the watching - come up with a better idea if you are so inclined.

Meet the Oz teen behind Operation Titstorm

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Illuminating to see

The dim view Conroy takes of having HIS sites 'filtered' off the internet for him.

Of Kuwait and DSLR cameras

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Moved sideways

It appears the last incarnation of HMG didn't really get unelected - they just emigrated to Kuwait.

Twitter 'martyr' takes airport joke case to High Court

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High Court Fail

The High Court doesn't hear criminal cases, it hears criminal appeals. It is a criminal appellate court for lower courts.

Berners-Lee: Facebook 'threatens' web future

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@Economic forces

"Very basic Economic Forces will effect this."

Undoubtedly, but what has that to do with "thriving open standards" Every "thriving open standard" you describe was either socially-engineered by committee, or a proprietary creation standardised by social-engineering.

In general, open standards allow economic forces to work properly, not the converse.

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Connect to 127.0.0.1

After installing Apache. Better hope it's not an iPad, then ;-)

Adobe (finally) adds security sandbox to Reader

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Monumental? Complex?

"Adding the technology to an existing piece of software is a monumental task,"

No doubt, but deleting 95% of the source tree and leaving a proper, simple, secure PDF viewer could be done in a day by the tea-lady.

Adobe update tackles PDF peril

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Flaw?

The fact that PDF software plays flash files IS the critical flaw.

I think PDF is a fine technology in itself - whichever PHB in Adobe decided it should become a multimedia format should be taken out and shot.

How to make boots on Mars affordable - One way trips

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I would go to Mars no problem..

Except a latency to load El Reg of anywhere between 6 and 45 minutes would remind me too much of UK broadband!

Devil's dollars drive open source

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The entire point

Of Free Software seems to have whizzed through the author's head without even triggering a neuron.

There is no such thing as a "proprietary" software company of any import in the software world any longer. The major players all both use and contribute to Free Software to a greater or lesser degree -and they don't do it for the karma, they do it because it improves their bottom-line. Epic win all round.

It doesn't matter a hoot if the coders are tainted by proprietary - as long as the code isn't.

eBay Meg bitchslapped by Governor Moonbeam

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Jerry Brown!

See: Dead Kennedys - "California Über Alles"

Wikileaks outs 400,000 classified Iraq War docs

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Lives at risk?

Definitely. How many innocent lives are at risk in the next "operation" if these fuckers' propaganda and deceit isn't exposed?

Iran: 'Nuke spies nabbed, but not for Stuxnet'

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half a billion

Who says it's defensive? Attacking all and sundry costs serious moolah.

Lone Android dev 'almost brought down T-Mobile'

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Net Neutrality?

Not net neutrality; load-balancing.

What's the difference? Consider the difference between crime-prevention and racial profiling.

Benoit Mandelbrot, father of fractals, dies at 85

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Death of a Giant

'nuff said.

Margaret Thatcher celebrates 85 years

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@Biggest Heist

Mining output in the UK has been in steady decline for 97 years. Thatcher nonetheless still killed deep mining in the UK along with pretty much every other heavy industry, and every community these industries supported.

As for the "Labour" government - these spiv yahoos are her vile spawn, pure and simple. She was the enabler and the root of the rot. A traitor by any other name.

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@Hmm

"She left it a much more prosperous, stronger and more confident country"

She left it a basket-case at the mercy of foreign money and asset-strippers.

If you hadn't noticed, the biggest heist in human history has just been pulled off by Thatcher's cronies the financial services sector - the bill for which will be met by the taxpayer - a minute fraction of the cost of which could have easily given every coal-miner in Britain a shovel made of gold, and a Rolls Royce to get to his job-for-life in.

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No Comment

..probably the only thing I could write about the traitorous old swine that would get past the mods.

'Big Four' lose filesharing case against Irish ISP

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Éirinn go Brách

Cut off my internet for "alleged" copyright infringement?

Sure! - as long as I can cut off your nads for "alleged" rape.

Little Chef in 'I ♥ Charlie' t-shirt outrage

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Someone should tell the Sun

That Bolivian Marching Powder is probably better for you than Little Chef food ;-)

Samsung Q430 14in notebook

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Design?

What a quaint idea - that somehow design gets "better" as time goes on. Of course it's bollocks - as proved beyond doubt by the plague of those hideous piano-lacquer flat-screen TVs. "Retro" in itself is neither good nor bad, design-wise - it's just "retro"

Iran nuclear plant shutdown due to 'leak'

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Conspiracy?

Just like Mahmoud al-Mabhouh forged a load of passports and then murdered himself, you mean?

Perchance Occam's Razor needs a bit of sharpening.

Car wrecks rise after texting bans imposed

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Dependent variable

The dependent variable is the relative change in accident rates per state pre and post ban. There - I isolated that for you.

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Distraction

Allowing yourself to be distracted while driving is careless driving - why don't we have a law against..... oh wait.

Truth be told these "texting" and mobile phone laws are - like all other such legislation - just a pile of populist arse.

QNX to power BlackBerry handsets too

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QNX

Is the wasp's buttocks as far as I am concerned.