* Posts by Mike VandeVelde

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Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

Mike VandeVelde
FAIL

fantasy worlds

So then, if we simply abolish corporate income tax, then all products would sell for $0 and everyone would have a job and all government deficits would be eliminated? Who's living in a fantasy world? Idiot.

Software sucks these days - and just maybe it's all YOUR fault

Mike VandeVelde
Holmes

crap software is definitely a group effort

You have 2 camps of extremists. On one side are people who say quality will naturally evolve in the hive mind setting and any trying to force it is a waste of effort. On the other side you have people who say you should be able to launch big money lawsuits at Microsoft every time Windows crashes and wipes out their Powerpoint presentation. Most of us make our way in the real world, which is a vast grey area in between.

I really don't think the devs can be blamed, no matter how poor the quality. Most often someone else considered them acceptable and hired them, someone else produced the requirements (or not as the case may be), someone else set the deadlines, someone else made the decision to release.

Devs shouldn't do their own quality assurance anyway, beyond a bare minimum. How does that old saying go, any person can write software that is so sublimely elegant that he or she can't see any bugs in it at all.

Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

Mike VandeVelde
Unhappy

"spent on puffing it that could have been spent on making it a better product, or a cheaper one"

++

Capitalism was more efficient than communism (measured by stockpiles of nukes / subs / tanks / bombers / battleships / fortresses) for a period of time. Capitalism lasted a little longer than communism, but eventually it too collapsed - crush asphyxiated under the ever growing burden of corporate armies of advertisers and lawyers and bankers and lobbyists and multi million dollar executives.

Uh-oh! Kim Dotcom is back with a brand new Megaupload site

Mike VandeVelde
Alert

Re: seems reasonable

If I rent a house to someone and they indulge in naughty activities there, am I legally responsible?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/story/2012/03/09/calgary-landlord-growop-woes.html

French gov 'plans to hand Google €1bn tax bill' - report

Mike VandeVelde
Unhappy

Re: UK-Ireland-Holland-Bermuda

That's what "free trade" is all about, ain't it great?!

Because if a corporation doesn't like the local tax rate / regulations, they can just pack up and leave and set up shop in another country, you know the globalized free market. Just like if I'm a farmer in Mexico and I don't like the local wages, I can just pack up and leave and move to a country where the wages are better... right? Oh. Only the money flows freely, if the people flowed freely and wages equalized in a gloabl free market that would make obscene profits harder to come by and we just can't have that now can we.

Also nice how if a corporation is doing business, or even just planning on doing business, and a government changes or implements a regulation that might have an effect on future income, well with all these free trade deals it's getting more and more common that the corporation can sue the government to make up for the lost profits, because obviously if they planned on making that much money then that's guaranteed to be what would have happened if that pesky public health department / whatever hadn't got their fingers in and made the work less "efficient". Just like if government introduces a new user pay fee for service, or makes me go out and get a helmet to ride my bicycle or get a hands free device to drive with my cell phone, well that gives me a good legal case to recover my lost income.... right? Oh. I see, totally different, right.

Tariffs are protectionist and protectionism is baaaad mkay. Yay free trade! So now if I order something online from out of country, when it gets here there won't be any surprise tax / duty / brokerage fees to pay extra? Oh.

Corporations are persons. No they're not they're overlords with way more rights than the pathetic useless human parasites who should be thankful to have a chance to suckle at corporate tits.

Boffins explain research with interpretive dance

Mike VandeVelde
Alert

hah never seen that before

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-awesome-404-error-pages

STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

Mike VandeVelde
Meh

"I am going to be hated for this comment."

... or simply ignored because of being totally empty of any useful or interesting content, and in a dickish way. Keep it up. Or not.

NASA gets funding for Mars InSight mission in 2016

Mike VandeVelde
Go

I always thought that with all the billions of dollars worth of gear that we are piling up around the solar system, that someone should be having a think about how possible it is that any of it is / could be useful for when there are eventually boots on the ground. A wound down Curiosity could be retrieved and stripped of scientific instruments and used for a dune buggy and / or to ferry supplies around. How many square meters of solar panels are lying around waiting to be dusted off and hooked to something useful? Maybe this drill could be used to bore wells for drinking water (if there is ice under there)? If there are any minor modifications that could be made to the tools we are sending there to make them more useful as ingredients for future human assembled what nots for the colony, and possibly save on what needs to be shipped along with those humans, well I hope someone is considering that kind of thing. Just a thought, it's all awesome anyway :-)

ps Unless these things are meant to end up as some sort of heritage sites? Would anyone be offended by recycling the Apollo landers into parts of a moonbase? What if it was China doing it? What are the rules for salvage on the *extremely* high seas? Would those still be considered property of the USA?

Beck's open-source challenge to freetards: play it yourself!

Mike VandeVelde
Angel

a response to piracy??

He releases sheet music, encouraging everyone to play his songs, instead of lawsuits left right and center for humming his tunes in the shower, and you twist it around into an attack on pirates? Yer doin a heckuva job there!!

Here is Beck's experience with the "music industry":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutations_%28Beck_album%29#Release

All you haters take a puff on this talent cannon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0w5Jub9Vk

Study shows half of all websites use jQuery

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

"a proper picture of how JavaScript works"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_server-side_JavaScript_solutions

British Gas parent to grab £500m North Sea gas tax break

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

tax breaks for the needy

Does a company that makes a billion plus annually need any breaks?

Is pulling oil and gas out of the ground not a lucrative industry?

If the resource is left in the ground, will it get less valuable?

If it will get less valuable (believing that there will be a wild west of shale gas), then is it really a good idea to invest in exploiting these more expensive reserves?

If it will get more valuable, then aren't you cutting of your nose to spite your face with all your talk of jobs and economics?

Skype: Nearly half of adults don't install software updates

Mike VandeVelde
Boffin

Re: Forces me to revert to IE when I need those YouTube moment.

http://www.youtube.com/html5/

Mike VandeVelde
Paris Hilton

rely on herd immunity, become a cull candidate

it's a fine line

Native Americans arrived to find natives already there, fossil poo shows

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

hip hip hoor... wait what?

Yes, because the hairy pale people from Europe during the renaissance are no different from cave men back in the stone age (excepting the magnitude of their brutality), right? Is that what you are trying to celebrate?

They were first as in here before France, England, Spain, etc. What part of that can you not understand? The guy who won the gold medal in the 100m dash isn't really first because you saw that guy training cross the finish line *days* earlier??

So in 50 years when the Chinese come to save us from wage slavery and topple our ridiculous sham of a democracy for us, you will kiss the ground in front of whatever mandarin the emporer appoints and be happy to have your offspring lifted from savagery, right? After all, people are people, progress marches on, and so on and so forth. If they wage horrible biological warfare on us, outlaw speaking English, forcibly take our children off to be civilized in boarding schools, make only token efforts to prosecute crimes against us and execute whole towns upon simple accusation of a crime by one of us, and all around treat us as sub human, well that will all be water under the bridge right? Nothing that hasn't happened before, who would we be to complain? Gah.

50 years in SPAAAAACE: Telstar celebrates half-century since launch

Mike VandeVelde
Pint

We were a couple months behind launching, but ours lasted until we decided to switch it off 10 years later ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Space_Agency#History.2C_mission_and_mandate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alouette_1

Cheers to everyone in every country for all the amazing work done in those heady days!

Welcome, friend, to Metroland

Mike VandeVelde
Childcatcher

Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V

Am I the only one who vastly prefers Ctrl-Insert/Shift-Insert?

UK.gov proposes massive copyright land snatch

Mike VandeVelde
Angel

Re: I usually disagree with pretty much everything you have to say

If it drives Andrew into a fit, I usually assume it's something I might like. If Andrew says it's great, I usually go over it with a fine tooth comb to see where the catch is. Just kidding, it's all light entertainment ;)

So doing something to copyright to ease access to orphan works is just like invading Iraq. That's "analysis" for you! Some kind of Godwin's law for the 21st century? Thanks for that 8-D

No one watches TV, Nielsen, and you know it

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

I used to have quite a low opinion of marketers,

who knew it could go that much lower?? This article is batshit crazy, how many angels can dance on the head of a pin comes to mind.

"Adverts are not only here to stay, but they are proliferating"

I gave up on cable tv a year ago, been running adblock ever since I first heard of it. I'm sure I'm not in a shrinking demographic.

"Surely measuring the volume of comments relative to comments about other shows tells us more than trying to work out who likes the show versus who doesn‘t."

Sure ok, I have no public Facebook comments anyway so what do I care, fill your boots. Now quit while you're ahead.

"The 20 rule is that every person under the age of 20 in any particular US house leaves a TV on, when they leave a room. It is also the N+1 principle. In any given US home, however many people there are in the home at a given point, this many TVs are left turned on, plus one."

Nope, and nope. You're welcome.

"But beyond that, even if a comment on an actor is a poor one, it might be because he is a very well-acted villain, and surely that means a high level of engagement with the programme, not a low one?"

I think I just puked in my mouth a little. You want me to pay for cable TV, plus you want to fill some ridiculous portion of it with advertising, plus you want to hook me up to some kind of mind scanner to see if I'm "engaged"? And not just yes or no, but like really get to know me and individually interpret every utterance I make and put it on a scale of 1 to 1,000? Like fuck.

"Kids think: "I‘d better watch and or catch up with this programmeme, or else I won‘t have anything to say to everyone else and they will all tell me the plot.""

<shudder>

"other ways to measure engagement which may soon become available to us ... if both the TV and the companion device ... comment on it simultaneously on a social media site ... apps which listen to your screen ... search and recommendation elements ... metrics on how many programmes are watched all the way through ... underlying demographics on the household ... will have a high level of engagement, due to the high levels of calculated interest"

STOP! Just stop, for the love of all that's holy! The day when it is possible to have all that wired together, for the brain dead useless purpose of marketing no less, let alone for spooks who can at least pay lip service to national security, is the day I say so long suckers and head off to the woods to build me a survivalist bunker.

"Of course the reach of tablets needs to become almost universal, something we cannot count on until at least a five-year time frame."

Eh? You mean like shortly after everyone is wearing one of these?

http://www.google.ca/search?q=calculator+watch&hl=en&tbm=isch

"While Facebook does not play in this market, it actually has the edge, in that it could peep inside of every Facebook message even the private ones"

Shouldn't uttering that sentence, or even forming that thought be a capital offence??

"Actually if Facebook could simply leverage aggregated social media commentary in all walks of life..."

... then it could give us flying cars and robot butlers as well. I'm sure (ok hopeful) that regulatory bodies might have something to say about that.

"No-one is content to stay purely with eyeball counts any longer, so there is progress."

Did you really just say progress?!?!

"Putting adverts into programmes in real time, to the right people who are known to have an interest in a subject, who have the wherewithal to afford the advertised product and who are watching TV now, and perhaps even watching a programme on a similar subject, leverages advertising appeal by multiple dimensions."

Leverages advertising appeal from fuck right off (0) through to you did what to me OK now you and I have a serious problem (-1,000,000).

"Advertising appeal"

Like, military intelligence? Business ethics? Accurate estimate? Clean coal?

There is no kind of ad you can come up with, or delivery system for it, where the experience will make me think "gee that was a pleasant and useful way to spend my time, I'll have to do that again as soon as I can". Maybe you can make me chuckle, but even still all it really makes me think is "look there's another company with too much money to toss around, I sure would have to be dumb to give them even more". Noticeable/memorable ads are the same as big charitable donations or obscene management compensation, a bloody big blinking neon sign saying avoid this brand wherever possible it's obviously way overpriced.

Male, female Chinese 'nauts prep for trip to Heaven and back

Mike VandeVelde
Unhappy

learn from history

Chinese treasure ships found to be boring and abandoned, followed by several centuries of being raped and pillaged with their own fireworks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_ship

Apollo, Skylab, Space Shuttle, deemed expensive and unnecessary...

Facebook changes data-use policy despite 87% poll opposition

Mike VandeVelde
Facepalm

300,000,000 no votes required

I will eat my chair if that many unique people logged into facebook this month, or hell even this year. I'm guessing that a large fraction of their 900,000,00 "users" signed up, maybe even came back a few times in an effort to get something useful out of it, but totally abandoned it in quick order. Even if that still leaves more than 300,000,000 active users, even being generous with the definition of active, if you have someone who logs in once a month, could they even have found out about the poll in time to actually vote on it? And then once you cull all the accounts for people's pets and house plants that they set up to game the games with, you basically would need something over 100% of actual individual people who logged in last month to take the time to engage in the poll for facebook to even need to start thinking about a plausible way to ignore the whole thing. As it is now, they just say that's nice lessons learned onwards and upwards, and as it shall ever be.

Who cares anyway! I actually went and looked into it, and considering you basically have no privacy on facebook to start with, the changes they are putting forward don't really seem to give you any less privacy. I didn't even bother voting. Now I'm ashamed I even wasted the time on it, let alone coming out here and admitting to it. Now I'm off to do something else maybe even more mindless and hope it all fades away...

Americans stand against UN internet-tax plan

Mike VandeVelde
Stop

"and the UK ISPs want to know why they shouldn't get some licence-fee cash."

Does the BBC connect to the internet for free? I'd like to hear more about that, if there is a free connection available then where do I sign up?

"The people using service like Netflix that use a lot of bandwidth should be the ones paying for the bandwidth they use."

Sure, and they do. Unless you know of somewhere offering free internet connectivity, see above.

What's the difference between me and Google? So much data to transfer, so fast. The ISPs get in betweeen, and should charge whatever it takes to carry the traffic, with a little left over for network improvements. Why is that so hard?

My eyes have always glazed over whenever someone says "well they (usually content providers) are getting blah blah blah so they should pay". If they aren't paying, then explain how because I would also rather not pay. But nobody ever explains that part, so it's hard to get to the end of a story like this witout falling asleep. But I force myself to, because anyone who thinks I'll suffer anything like global corporation A making some sort of a deal with global corporation B to have my bits turn into second class citizens can fuck right off, so I try to keep my eyes open.

Twitter bird reborn to the sound of whalesong

Mike VandeVelde

Music Biz: The Man is still The Man, man

Mike VandeVelde
Meh

"benefits of digital economy simply have accrued to giant brands like Madonna and Radiohead"

So what's changed then??

Let's say I am the mythical starving artist. I have a band. We played some local shows. We got noticed and a label signed us. We cut an album. All of our fans are 110% law abiding and would never dream of "stealing" our music. So a fan buys our CD. I get paid for that? Well no, because when I got signed apparently what I actually got was a huge loan, so it will be quite a while before a CD gets sold that actually sends some money back to me. So a fan gets our CD played on a loop at several local bars / clubs. I get paid for that? Well no, because the performance fees get divided out based on what's popular, and since my little CD gets no air time on the radio / MTV / whatever, I get 0%. I get a cut of the media levy? Nope, same thing. My CD goes ends up in the record company vault and my fans lose access to it, maybe the record company will milk it at some point in the future for some compilation or something, or let someone use it in advertising, maybe some day they send me a couple bucks after getting audited or something, if the fine print in my contract doesn't say I signed away too much.

So in order to prop up the industry that sorts through hundreds of millions of dollars every year and gives next to sweet fuck all to any artist I give a shit about, I pay tax on blank media, tax on any product sold anywhere any music is playing, inflated service charges to cover all the copyright infringment notice regimes, let people snoop on my internet traffic, taxes to the government to handle all the court cases, and if I have any money left over to buy a CD I still get gouged hollow for it. No thanks.

"I suspect many musicians, authors, etc would find the current situation slightly easier to take if those who don't pay for their work would stop trying to claim some kind of moral justification"

If I were to illegally download some music, I wouldn't feel like some kind of Rosa Parks sitting down at the front of the bus, I would feel more like if I stepped on an ant. Who cares. If you say because of that I should get a letter saying cough up thousands of dollars or go to court, or get my internet disconnected, THEN you will start hearing about why that is simply retarded. That is all.

HP 'overcharged New York City by $163m' on 911 system

Mike VandeVelde
Headmaster

wait... what?

"Liu is also estimated that based on a sampling of timesheets filled out by HP and subcontractors on the project that found $2.5m in time and material charges that as much as $50m in similarly unjustified costs might have been added to the ECTP contract by HP."

'Super-powerful' Flame worm actually boring bloatware

Mike VandeVelde
Headmaster

hehehehehe... he said firm.... hehehehe

"The security firm reckons a military sub-contractor was likely to have carried out the work than a intelligence agency."

New smart meter tells Brits exactly what they already know

Mike VandeVelde
Megaphone

Re: Open your wallets

It also has to do with the crown corporation BC Hydro being forbidden to build any more of its own new power stations. Instead small scale hydro is put in place by private companies, and BC Hydro signs lengthy contracts at inflated rates to purchase the power. I think there are something like $40 billion of those contracts lined up already.

http://www.vancouversun.com/technology/Hydro+awash+private+power/6605915/story.html#ixzz1uZzivKep"

http://www.pacificfreepress.com/news/1/6835-bc-hydro-in-extreme-financial-peril-due-to-campbell-private-energy-policy.html

Go capitalism!!

Creatives spin copyright licence that sticks to web

Mike VandeVelde
Flame

Re: So what's the solution?

My only regret is that I have but a single thumbs up to bestow!

The line seems to be that if there was an epidemic of common sense and all legislation regarding intellectual "property" was repealed world wide tomorrow, that all creativity would cease altogether immediately and we would spiral down into a dark and boring world devoid of any progress or entertainment value.

What a huge load of horseshit. How did we get to where we are today then? Only by the good graces of the "Intellectual Property Industry" in places like ancient China, Egypt, Greece, Persia, India, Rome?

I've always said, and I'll say it again: even if you penalized people for singing songs and telling stories and drawing pictures and inventing things, guess what it would be just like the unwinnable war on drugs, people would still do all of those things.

Anybody claiming that we would all be harmed by the total annihilation of American Idol, Backstreet Boys, Big Brother, Harry Potter, Survivor, 100s of millions of dollars to tell a story that was originally told with a 50c comic book or even more astounding Battleship, etc etc ad nauseum, well I'll bet you've got some "prime" real estate or a used car to sell as well.

I'll bet you a trillion dollars that I'll still be able to go down to the pub and see a live band, or go see a play at the theatre, or go down to the gallery and see some art, or find someone to tell me a story I haven't heard before. Or even more specifically be able to hire someone to create a logo for a business, or take photographs at a wedding, or sculpt a big ass statue of yours truly.

So toss a fucking match on it all already. This is a new age, if you have something to say you can send it around the world and back at the stroke of a key press, so get all the arthritic pablum rationing dinosaurs out of the god damn way. Whatever we end up with can't possibly be half as retarded as what we have right now.

Watchdog tells Greenpeace to stop 'encouraging anti-social behaviour'

Mike VandeVelde
FAIL

"Green Peace boat burning gallons of diesel"

yeah look at all the smoke belching out of the thing, they recruit people for direct action and they end up shovelling coal into it:

http://www.greenpeace.org/international/en/about/ships/the-rainbow-warrior/

retard.

Syrian secret police endorse male hair remover

Mike VandeVelde
Mushroom

cant believe nobody posted this one yet

Defense Tech 56895 Pepper Spray Aerosol Projector MK-9 Stream 1.3% 12 OZ

"When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.

It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology."

Nuke plant owners to pay out up to £1bn per balls-up

Mike VandeVelde

Re: UK Dumping Ground

"short term benfit in charging for storing other people's waste"

I was under the impression that the waste would need to be stored for quite a while? And will likely continue to be generated for the forseeable future as well? What kind of time frame are you thinking about?

Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

Mike VandeVelde
Holmes

Re: Learns How Much Enegery You Are Using

My power company says its all rainbows and unicorns:

http://www.bchydro.com/news/conservation/unplug_this_blog/2011/home_area_networks.html

Drew's Cookie Jar - psst. want a forum upgrade

Mike VandeVelde
Go

hit me

<i>if I haven't been <s>struck</s> already...</i> aw hell <b>hit me agin</b>

<a href="http://www.imagepoop.com/image/1049/Be-Polite-Go-Fuck-Yourself.html">hypertext refefefefeference</a>

Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

newfound respect for open source

"Microsoft, despite its newfound respect for open source, isn't about to seed the open-source market with its crown jewels."

Why would MS Office for Linux be open source?

Wake up, small biz: Learn to speak internet

Mike VandeVelde
IT Angle

$10 business card holder

So when you found the product you were looking for, was it in the sort of store that would be well served spending $$$$ to build a searchable/indexable website version of their catalog/inventory, to have someone create (and keep current!) a Facebook page, and to research Google Search & Maps and Bing and make sure that Sally's Stationary Store comes up right alongside Staples and Office Depot? That would get Sally what, the pleasure of knowing you didn't have to go too far out of your way to bring them your $10? There's money to be made giving Sally that hip feeling sure, but you could just sell her some wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men to put on the roof and get Sally a similar result, quite possibly even more people would notice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c

Boffins claim breakthrough in hovering robothopter experiments

Mike VandeVelde
Terminator

"valuable tools for the police, or for searching collapsed buildings in rescue operations."

Seems like the mantra of a developing Skynet. Don't worry meatbags, these new additions to the hive are only being created for your benefit.

Given how many earthquakes there are, and then how many buildings collapse in those earthquakes, and how many of those buildings have people in them, and how many of those people become trapped, and then how many of those trapped people could possibly be saved, you could count the lives saved annually by these new tiny flying kill-bots in the handfuls, maybe. Meanwhile on the battlefield...

Also reminds me of the old copyright saw: just because there are possible non infringing legitimate uses for your technology, that doesn't mean that it is good / allowed to exist.

Study links dimwits to conservative ideology

Mike VandeVelde
Meh

still with the capitalism === democracy

"Please name one." Maybe I could if the leader of the free world hadn't been so bloodthirstily burning down villages around the world in order to save them.

"Yes, it's called a "one-party" system, the complete opposite of democracy." It's different than pluralistic democracy, but it is not the opposite of democracy. In the opposite of democracy the king appoints governors and doesn't even bother pretending to let common people vote.

"WIth Communism you have no choice, indeed not agreeing with "the state" is usually going to mean prison time (if you're lucky)." The USA has more people in prison than any other country. Explain how the House Un-American Activities Committee fits into your worldview of communism = dictatorship and capitalism = freedom to vote for who you choose.

"If you didn't notice, the Berlin Wall fell because the people in the Communist countries got tired of not having choices." It might have also had something to do with the USSR bankrupting itself trying to maintain some semblance of competitiveness with the totally insane level of mililtary spending in the USA. Do you think history will be as kind in describing the fall of the USA-Mexico wall, where the misery and death is an order of magnitude higher?

I won't mention my opinion of your strong points, or lack of them.

Mike VandeVelde
Headmaster

apples and oranges

Communism compares to capitalism. Democracy compares to dictatorship. Communism does not compare to democracy. You can have communist democracies and you can have capitalist disctatorships.

Communism does not mean a group of leaders deciding what everyone does. Even in Stalin's harsh version, the party was just a temporary situation meant to lead one day to true full blown communism, or at least he paid lip service to the theory.

Communist countries do elect representatives in a democratic fashion, it's just that they must all be from the communist party. Meanwhile in the USA, instead of 1 you get 2 parties to choose from, how much better is that? ;-) You have the Republican and the Democratic wings of the corporatist party eating each other's tails, could you imagine nationalizing and then privatising everything every 4 years??

Steerable bullet aims for mass army deployment

Mike VandeVelde
Devil

Zorg's ZF-1 with repeat button ftw

Can't believe nobody mentioned this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk

What a great movie.

Google finally admits it wants to OWN YOU

Mike VandeVelde
Facepalm

WHY people are searching for what they are searching

I'm searching for something so that I can find it. If you put a bunch of moving flashing lights in my way, I will think about searching some other way. Even if you put an ad up for exactly the perfectly right thing every time someone looks at your page, you will get a sale from maybe 5 in a million of your visitors instead of 1 in a million. Either way you end up with 999,995+ visitors who suffer varying episodes of annoyance for your efforts and nothing much else. People think if they just tweak the formulas a little bit all of a sudden being advertised at will be a desireable experience or something...

The question we products have to answer is just how much we will put up with being considered a product.

I look at an item in the store, and it occurs to me how things like people pondering strategies for advertising campaigns, bankers working on tweaking a few more points out of all the money they create out of thin air, various seats of government with the cesspool of coutiers that always follow, managers striving for total situational awareness and control, sundry executive level parasites, and I wonder what the $19.99 I'm looking at would be without any of all that - maybe $4? And I wonder what the goal of the game played between free market and planned economies was? Which one was nimble and which one was bogged down with bureaucracy and layers of people adding no value and grunts at the bottom with motivation deficiencies? What exactly did capitalism win? The prize for being the most inneficient soul crushing minutely monitored war hungry dog eat dog inform on your neighbour way of life going? Grumble grumble get off my yard etc...

'Mainstream media' mute in SOPA piracy debate

Mike VandeVelde
Mushroom

sigh

first they set up an underclass by rounding up africans and bringing them over as slaves. the people who werent african didnt mind, in fact they enjoyed all the inexpensive merchandise that resulted.

then they wiped out the indigineous population. the people who werent native didnt mind, in fact they enjoyed all the lebensraum.

then, since slavery had since been outlawed, to keep the underclass vigorous they brought in chinese and treated them like pack animals. people who werent chines didnt mind, in fact they rather enjoyed getting their railroads built and laundry done for peanuts.

then they made drugs illegal and rounded up (and are still rounding up) anyone who chooses anything besides the bibles own family&society enhealthening alcohol. alcoholics and people who get high on life werent bothered.

then they rounded up the japanese and sent them to camps. people who werent japanese didnt mind, in fact they enjoyed the fire sale prices on their property.

then they rounded up the communists and destroyed their lives. people who werent communist didnt mind, in fact denouncing the competition was an easy way to get ahead in the rat race.

then they beat and even opened fire on people against the war in vietnam. people who werent against the war couldnt care less.

then they came for the muslims, the copyright infringers, the people who like raw milk, the people who like alternative medicine, the people against the wars in the middle east, the earth firsters, the animal rights activists, the occupy protesters, etc etc etc, giving themselves more and more overreaching powers at each step. the people who werent any of those just kept watching the superbowl and survivor and generally being good little consumers figuring it could never happen to them.

and then one day, when joe the plumbers favourite web forum (model railroading, stamp collecting, whatever) was all of a sudden not available because of something to do with copyright violation, he went ahead and looked into it and found out there was a way around it, and regained himself access. which according to sopa is illegal immoral job killing and downright devilish, and so they finally got around to coming for him too.

and the people who werent him, like the original poster above, cheered and said job well done.

Videogame piracy figures show decline

Mike VandeVelde
WTF?

"popularity"

"The Steam client in particular broke the 5m concurrent user mark this week, a sign that an increasing number of people are turning to such platforms to amass content."

Nobody "turns" to Steam, they are shoved into it. 4.9 million of those users had never heard of Steam until it was forced on them by a game they had "purchased". 4.8 million of them would uninstall Steam and never go near it again if they had any other choice besides not playing "their" games.

*I will keep my the statistical methodology I used to calculate those numers to myself, thanks in advance for not asking.

**Some people seem to just love Steam. I assume they are shills by the way they crowd into any forum that mentions Steam, but will admit the possibility some of them may be authentic. So maybe not quite everyone who has Steam imposed on them would rather get out.

Gamers grumble over Steam outage

Mike VandeVelde
Devil

even tho

even if it was smooth sailing, its still extra hassle dumped on me for nobodys benefit except the publisher and steam. i dont know why you feel happy about doing them any favours beyond handing over your money? whos the simple one here? im not worried about complexity, thanks.

baically the box physically came from a store, it got to my house and i took the disc out, and i expected to install it and play it. i did not expect to be expected to become close friends with a 3rd party such as steam. *IF* i wanted to go online and play multiplayer, i would have nothing to complain about if steam was an option for that, like gamespy or something, in addition to what should be the basic requirement of being able to fire up my own host without asking anyone elses permission, and if steam are all that great i might even come to prefer them over other options. but i feel like i got invited out to dinner by a friend only to realize they are setting me up on a blind date with some marketer or banker or something, and before we can sit down to eat i have to agree in writing to futher dates. even if painfully attractive, my friend crosed a line and i dont much like those kinds of people anyway. my corn flakes are pissed in, we are off on the wrong foot, i am demotivated, not likey to turn out well for anyone involved. there are better ways to go about things.

Mike VandeVelde
Thumb Down

fck steam

eom.

ok wait, maybe that wont get approved.

i got civ iv complete edition a while ago. right on the box it says:

"DRM Free: The complete Civ IV experience with no Digital Rights Management limitations"

hale fucking lujah!!!1!1!

huge respect boost for the franchise i have loved ever since civ ii :-)

i got civ v for xmas, very exciting, looking forward to it so much. it says on the box:

"*Internet connection and acceptance of Steam Subscriber Agreement required for activation."

jesus tap dancing christ what the hell. 900 deg turn around. i would not have bought it, and rightly so because it turned out a real pain in the behind. i already had the steam client on, i had checked out some free game offer in a silly moment way back, so i already new it wasnt something i was interested in. and after updating, figuring out my password, more downloads, problems etc problems etc, my bias is confirmed - do not want. but it was a gift, so what should i do?

i wont buy a game that uses steam. ive lost interest in any potential civ vi because of their incomprehensible switch to steam. what a terrible stupid useless inconvenience foisted on paying customers, zero respect for any company who thinks its a good idea. boo hiss etc.

Assange™ wins Supreme Court extradition appeal bid

Mike VandeVelde
Holmes

wait, what?

"the Supreme Court is about to get its first very high-profile test of its decision-making capabilities"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_of_the_United_Kingdom

"The Supreme Court was established by Part 3 of the Constitutional Reform Act 2005 and started work on 1 October 2009."

Well I'll be a... flabbergasted something or other. If we have a Supreme Court here in Canada, and we always have as far as I was ever concerned, then I just assumed that you there in the Mother Country would have had one for centuries longer. There, I learned something for the day, good night then!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Court_of_Canada

"The creation of the Court was provided for by the British North America Act, 1867, renamed in 1982 the Constitution Act, 1867. The first bills for the creation of a federal supreme court, introduced in the Parliament of Canada in 1869 and in 1870, were withdrawn. It was not until 8 April 1875, that a bill was finally passed providing for the creation of a Supreme Court of Canada."

"Prior to 1949, however, the Supreme Court did not constitute the court of last resort; litigants could appeal to the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council in London."

We "finally" got ours in 1875, hehe.

Cheap energy revives US manufacturing, skint Brits shiver

Mike VandeVelde
Facepalm

shale gas

whats not to love?

http://thetyee.ca/News/2011/12/09/US-Shale-Gas-Study/

I have you now! Top 10 Star Wars Xmas presents

Mike VandeVelde
Headmaster

"fellow rogue"

scoundrel, shirley

Dead at 13: Napster 1998-2011

Mike VandeVelde
Megaphone

a crime against humanity

The people of the world got together and we all shared all of our culture. It was beautiful, anyone could get access to practically everything ever created, it could hardly have been improved on. Then the Recording Industry Ass. of America marshalled their forces and declared war on culture. Grandmothers were bankrupted for "stealing" music. RIAA rented politicians who made it more and more of a crime to posess an "unauthorized" recording of a performance. People of the future will look back on this time and shake their heads. The good fight carries on, splintered and underground, but totalitarianism can't win in the end. The internet is based on sharing, the World Wide Web is all about sharing, people instinctually share, often even when it costs (as it certainly *doesn't* when talking about digitized data). Some people think sharing is communist and that communism for some reason is evil. Mostly those people are the people who have more. Those people are losing, those people will lose.

If you went back 25,000 years, and told the cavemen sitting around the campfire to stop singing that song because its your song and you worked hard to create it so they have to give you 3 furs each time they perform it, you would have been banished from the tribe, and they would have laughed and kept singing "your" song. As it was and will and should be.

Your art has no value unless you share it. And once you share it, it's not yours anymore.

RIP Napster.

Fuel taxes don't hurt the world's poor - they don't have cars

Mike VandeVelde
Facepalm

magically flying goods

if you take the $0.007 (or whatever) of fuel used to get my can of peas onto the store shelf, and increase that to $0.0071 (or whatever) with harsh regressive carbon taxes, I'm not going to starve. But thanks for thinking about me.

Then let's go to darkest Africa and you show me the store with the shelves with the truck pulling up to the back to unload. I assume you picture the rest of the planet to be like your neighbourhood, but so much poorer. For the average earthling (<$2/day), the lucky ones (ie not among the tens of thousands who starved to death today) get their groceries by walking down to the village market to see what the local beasts of burden have dragged in from the fields today. Put a 10,000% carbon tax on and the millenia will continue to pass by as normal.

Hands on with Star Wars: The Old Republic

Mike VandeVelde
Mushroom

There are 2 (NEED MOAR):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0RuR3FREFw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lrk2BE4Tqc

Holy shit I would hunt down and kill every one of you to get to see a full feature length amount of this awesomeness. As for another version of WoW, even with a Star Wars skin on it - meh. I guess I would probably try it out if it was free. Galaxies was kind of neat, but not enough to pay a monthly subscription for, glad I didn't since they murdered the thing anyway.

Cookie cutter quests on rails are BORING. It should be totally player driven. I want the fat slob in his mothers basement who's been playing 20 hrs a day for 6 months and built up a Hutt empire the likes of which has never been seen before to have a guy in a cantina where a noob like me can sign up and get marching orders to join a campaign to burn down Mos Eisley on his whim. Or something like that. I want to be able to join the Stormtroopers and work up to being a company leader and then just decide to mutiny and take my men out to be mercenaries for hire, and I want that to piss off whatever guy is battalion commander and for him to hire an assassin to take me down. Or whatever the hell anyone wants. Anything else might as well be single player.

BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

Mike VandeVelde
Devil

Is it... legal?

I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL

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