* Posts by Steve K

1456 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Apr 2008

God bless this mess: Study says UK's Christian beliefs had 'important' role in Brexit

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Re: Ah, Those Protestants

Pin THAT to the side of a door/bus...

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That would be an ecumenical matter

"That would be an ecumenical matter"

On a dusty red planet almost 290 million km away... NASA's Ingenuity Mars Helicopter flies

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Re: Penguins on the red planet

Plus: "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to"

Age discrimination class-action against HP and HPE gets green light to proceed

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Re: Don't understand

So ask them "Why don't you hire these younger staff as cheaper managers/executives too"

Their answer will point to "Ah no experience!"

Maybe they will then notice the inconsistency?

Microsoft calls time on Timeline: Don't worry, more features that nobody asked for coming your way

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Re: Focus Assist

Ooh and moving the Outlook search box to the top?? With no way to change it.

It’s awkward to reach it there.

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Focus Assist

Focus Assist is another one to turn off immediately, along with Focussed Inbox in Outlook/Exchange.

Also (in O365 corporate) Admins can now opt in (or was it out) to linking Corporate and Personal MS IDs via Bing searches to earn MS Rewards.

Who asked for that (apart from the Bing product team....)?

Pentagon confirms footage of three strange craft taken by the Navy are UFOs (no, that doesn't mean they're aliens)

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Re: Something strange

Great Scott!! Is that you Marty?

Pigeon fanciers in a flap over Brexit quarantine flock-up, seek exemption from EU laws

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Puntastic

I dove loved to have written this article myself!

Right on coo, are they robin peter to pay Paul? Or starling into the abyss?

The French might cormorant to their way of thinking though.

It's part of regional culture too - partridge-itional you could say.

OK, I'm done.

A keyboard? How quaint: Logitech and Baidu link arms to make an AI-enabled, voice-transcribing mouse

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Re: Really?

Of course - I didn't even consider your use-case.

1 .Dictate

2. Get screen reader to read it back to you

3. Dictate corrections (a bit like Jeremy Clarkson and that BMW voice activation trial he did waaay back)

4. Get screen reader to read it back to you

5...

Jump out of window after step 17...!

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Re: Really?

Just replying to my own post here...

I wonder if I am missing anything being a native English speaker?

I can imagine that there is something about typing in Chinese (for a given size of keyboard!) that is more cumbersome than English - maybe that's the factor I am ignoring here and that's how they are gathering this time saving metric?

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Really?

Baidu claimed recognition facilitates content creation at two to three times the speed of what one can type.

Really? Whenever I have tried voice recognition, you can indeed get lots of words down, but by the time you have corrected errors and punctuation it takes at least as long as typing it in the first place....

State of Maine says Workday has shown 'no accountability' for farcical $56.4m HR upgrade

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Workday Project Manager

I'd be surprised if Workday's Project Manager had not at least raised some of these concerns internally at least - would be interesting to see the Risks/Issues register!

It is possible that they were overruled of course on commercial grounds, or maybe overall Project Management was not actually in their scope.

Given the (published) issues with the previous Infor project, Scope/Requirements control should have been top of Workday's Risk assessment when taking on this project?

On the Maine side, surely the same level of introspection should have been performed - unless they were just relying on Workday to make it all magically happen?

NASA writes software update for Ingenuity helicopter to enable first Mars flight

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Re: WTF breaks ITs MRDA Cover

They're saving the use of the arm for the 6th and final (unscheduled) flight when the battery is flat and they use it as a frisbee!

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Re: WTF breaks ITs MRDA Cover

If it tips over, could you pop out and put it back on its skids?

Northrop Grumman's MEV-2 gives Intelsat satellite a new lease on life until the next rescue in another five years

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That is an amazing pic

That is a stunning pic, even given the resolution and the fact it is from an IR camera.

It conveys the height of the orbit in a way that a diagram can't.

UK's National Rail backs down from greyscale website tribute to Prince Phil after visually impaired users complain

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Re: Have they..

That would indeed be a <br/> in the HTML

(carriage return - sorry)

Stuxnet sibling theory surges after Iran says nuke facility shut down by electrical fault

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Re: What ?

Thorium reactors produce U232 (or U233 if Pa233 is removed) so it's still a route to nuclear weapons...

I suspect also that Iran aren't looking to invest in research reactors, but rather an established process already in use (so not Thorium yet)

Vietnam reveals state-run Alibaba-and-Amazon alternative, aims it at the EU

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Re: Good move

Confusingly Eton would be called booth a Public school AND a private school in the UK.....

The JavaScript ecosystem is 'hopelessly fragmented'... so here is another runtime: Deno is now a company

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Anagram of Node

Anagram/reorganisation of Node

QNAP caught napping as disclosure delay expires, critical NAS bugs revealed

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Re: A safe connection to the Internet

Quite right there!

QuFirewall anyone? I know it's beta but it's useless anyway!

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Re: Confused ...

QNAPs run a Linux distribution plus (I think) BusyBox, but support a load of packaged apps (e.g. media apps, Docker and LXC Container Station). I run pi-hole as a LXC container for example.

If you want you can package your own apps as QPKG format to install them.

They are running a proper OS, but it is packaged so that you can run it as an appliance without needing to do much config. What they could do is set the firmware update to be automatic by default, so that sufficiently technical users can disable it to match their desired manual update cadence. This then catches the “set and forget” users whose devices would otherwise never get updated.

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Re: A safe connection to the Internet

My QNAPs receive firmware updates every 6weeks or so.

The QTS OS also let’s you apply them automatically if you want to.

The problem here - as with the more serious QNAP vulnerabilities of a couple of years ago - is where people set it up as a NAS or Internet-facing server and never apply updates. That is a problem, regardless of the device/manufacturer/OS.

Apple begins rejecting apps that use advertising SDKs for fingerprinting users

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Re: Been a while...

iAds was shut down in June 2016 so Apple don't seem to have their own horse in this race

Openreach out and hike prices on legacy fixed-line products: Broadband plumber pulls trigger after Ofcom gives the nod

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Re: it's not private infrastructure

Have you pulled your bellwire out yet? Worth a look

Won't be downloading anything worth doing that for at 1MB/s... (oo-er matron)

Mullet over: Aussie boys' school tells kids 'business in the front, party in the back' hairstyle is 'not acceptable'

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Re: Ahhh.

Yes - it's just a Lunatic Fringe

Wi-Fi devices set to become object sensors by 2024 under planned 802.11bf standard

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Watt?

Watt?

You put Marmite where? Google unveils its latest AI wizardry: A cake made of Maltesers and the pungent black tar

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WTF?

Re: Marmite Icing

I had to check as I thought one of us might be hallucinating...

https://www.lynxformen.com/uk/africa-marmite.html

WTF?

Deloitte settled HPE's Autonomy lawsuit for $45m back in 2016 and agreed to cooperate with US DoJ

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Not quite...

the auditors that we hired did a bad job and didn't find evidence of bad practices but have admitted they did a bad job

Not quite.

Deloitte were hired by Autonomy as their auditors. The only way they were hired by HP is in the sense that after HP had bought Autonomy, they had been the auditors of that company up to that point and so had a historical responsibility for previous audit opinions. This is why HP sued itself initially (as per the article) and then its former-Autonomy wing sued Deloitte, since HP itself had not directly paid Deloitte for the work, but its acquisiton had.

KPMG were hired by HP for the due diligence in the Autonomy acquisition and wrote the draft reports that was never finalised and went unread anyway by the CEO. KPMGs report is not under dispute.

‘Radiation upset’ confused computers, caused false alarm on International Space Station

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Wolowitz space toilet...

They aren't still using the Wolowitz space toilet are they - that could explain the decrease

Guilty: Sister and brother who over-ordered hundreds of MacBooks for university and sold the kit for millions

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Re: Assets disappears

It's still an entry in a Purchase Ledger though.....

Oracle's 'self-driving cloud data warehouse' hides SQL behind a GUI... if needed

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Auto Scaling

If the workload outgrows the specified OCPU setting, ADW automatically provides additional OCPUs.

Might make it tricky to control spend here if it can burst up to 3x chosen/budgeted OCPU level?

One might expect a choice here to burst or not burst and accept any performance degradation without a billing hit?

Prince Harry, the Count of Montecito, turns Silicon Valley startup exec with first job based in 21st Century

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Re: During my decade in the military,

What's the difference between the Afghans and Meghan?

The Afghans didn't get to blow up Harry's chopper...

(Another recycled joke, brought to you by Steve)

(C) 1982

Machine learning devs, rejoice: You can now rent up to 16 Nvidia A100 GPUs on a single machine via Google

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Re: So that's where all the GPUs are...

What's the saying? If it flies or float(ing point)s then rent it?

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Deepfakes

In this case, the deepfakes didn't look quite right (at least to me). They all seemed to have exactly the same expression and not quite matching the lighting conditions.

Good news: An end is in sight for the COVID-19 pandemic. Bad news: Nitrogen dioxide pollution is on the up as life returns to normal

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Re: Sliver linings in the clouds?

Brussels sprouts always cause emissions from me, so exporting them has to be a good thing...

Listen to The Sound of Perseverance: Not the death metal album, but NASA's Mars rover on the move

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Obligatory XKCD (again)

Obligatory XKCD https://xkcd.com/2433/

Millimetre-sized masses: Physics boffins measure smallest known gravitational field (so far)

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Re: Gravity as ratio

IIRC the resistance to acceleration (mass) is imparted to by the "drag" of the Higgs field?

Boffins revisit the Antikythera Mechanism and assert it’s no longer Greek to them

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Re: Where are the others?

Due to an administrative oversight, the AntiKythera mechanism was being transported on the same ship as the Kythera mechanism.

Dues to rough weather at sea, the 2 devices came within close proximity and the rest is history. Due to sea symmetry violation, only fragments of the AntiKythera mechanism survived.

Or something

Microsoft settles £200,000+ claims against tech support scammers who ran global ripoff from cottage in Surrey

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Re: This Morning

Yes, it's a vice of mine - mortice see later if i can think of any

We might even get tenon this list with a joint effort?

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Re: This Morning

How these people know this stuff is beyond me.

Definitely a difficult skill to learn - you can't cut corners either

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Re: Contumelious, Dr. Johnson?

A very pontolious observation, sir

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Contumelious, Dr. Johnson?

Contumelious? Is the lawyer called Edmund Blackadder by any chance...?

State of Maine threatens to tear up Workday HR contract and request $21m refund if it cannot remedy concerns

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Re: What does that even mean?

"All our stuff is out of date and we are still paying off the finance/expensive support & maintenance on it"

Keeping up the PECR: ICO fines two marketing text pests £330k for sending 2.6 million messages

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Avon salespeople

There is nothing stopping Avon salespeople (who are independent agents) from drumming up business however they like, or indeed a 3rd-party firm marketing to those agents as a source of leads.

Avon's customer are the agents really, not the end consumer of their products.

Probably all that Avon can do is to remind their agents of the law and the dangers of using unvetted leads - but they can't enforce it.

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Proposal to strike off

Valca has an "active proposal to Strike Off" according to that Company Information link - no doubt as a result of that notice. I wonder whether any of the fine will be collected...?

Linus Torvalds issues early Linux Kernel update to fix swapfile SNAFU

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Re: Windows 10 20H2: CHKDSK /F damages file system on SSDs with KB4592438 installed (08.12.2020)

That does not sound like fun at all - at least your backups/restore plan worked.

Was it a BitLocker-protected volume or unencrypted?

Hacking is not a crime – and the media should stop using 'hacker' as a pejorative

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Re: Too late

Or chef TV shows where the dish they are cooking "eats well".

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I haven't bought new pants for years, why do I have to keep buying new PCs?

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Re: Mother and Mother in Law

If his father is still alive, maybe he could Trinidad to help out here?