* Posts by stizzleswick

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PlayStation Phone spied in China

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Coat

I see your points...

...but seeing as, for reasons unfathomable, the JeezuzPhone has managed to become the #1 mobile gaming platform (according to industry statistics, not just the manufacturer's), it would seem reasonable for Sony to go the other way around -- put phone hardware into a portable game player. At the very least, it might be interesting to see what comes out of that approach.

Wonder what the Androiders are going to do to keep up -- the gaming experience on Android-run hardware, so far, leaves a lot to be desired, and it seems that the average customer wants both phone _and_ games.

Oh, what the heck. Mine's the one with the Newton stuck in its pocket. And the pen missing.

Without Meyer, what will AMD do next?

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I just hope that...

AMD gets another Athlon moment. I would totally hate to see Intel getting even more of a monopoly than they do even now. Not that I would say the Core series are bad; not at all. But I want to see competition on the consumer level. That's what keeps prices down and quality up. On the server level, AMD, IMHO, are still well in the game.

White iPhone inbound for spring of 2011

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FAIL

IT Project and colour options

@ Kubla Cant: the hardware design is an IT project, after all. One problem I could imagine is, e.g., a white coating on the glass surfaces of the phone leading to unwanted reflections from the sides of the screen. Wouldn't fit Apple's quality standards and would have to be redesigned. Another possibility is that the manufacturer couldn't get the white coating sufficiently opaque. *shrug* Just speculating here. The rear lid has a mirror coating on at least part of its area; no idea how well that would work with white paint around it either. Or how well the white paint would work.

Still, one would probably have expected the manufacturer to figure that out before announcing the product...

Apple escapes competition charges

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About time, too.

Though Apple is not the only company to have used such policies. Many companies seem not to understand even now that the European Union is every bit as much of a Union as the United States. Now, how would people from Montana react if they bought a product in Indiana and could not get any service for it in their home state -- because they bought it across the state line? That is a ridiculous idea, which most companies do not consider such nonsense.

Trojan-ridden warning system implicated in Spanair crash

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Pint

As has been said a few times,

the trojan-infected computer was in the airline's maintenance centre, not aboard the plane. But some airlines actually do run Windows aboard airplanes; a Lufthansa crewbeing once told me that their in-flight entertainment systems were running on NT 4.0 at the time. Of course, that system is not connected in any way with the flight control logic, which typically runs on a proprietary RTOS.

Time for a beer or three.

Microsoft patent victor targets Apple, Cisco...

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Stop

Please notice...

...that I put the blame on the offices as a whole, not on individual officers. And I have a long history of voting against the possibility to patent algorithms per se.

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Flame

The interesting thing here...

...to me, anyway, is that at least two of the patents involved should never have been granted because of prior art.

The "Agile network protocol for secure communications with assured system availability" bit should be covered mostly by patents first applied for my Xerox, from their PARC team; if not that, then the early-90s implementations of AppleTalk should do it. IIRC, IBM's patents involving TCP/IP could also be considered prior art here.

The "Domain Name Service" patent is ludicrous. Prior art on that one goes back to ARPANET (and yes, I have read up on the filing. Nothing new there that I had not been aware of before virnetx even filed their application for patent).

And I agree with John Doe 6 that the VPN bit is at least shaky.

I find fault here not with the attourneys involved (they only try making money by exploiting the legal situation as it is presented to them), but the responsible patent offices for being blind, deaf and (probably also) lazy.

Virus writer charged with destroying property

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Flame

Interesting...

...that somebody previously convicted for copyright infringement all of a sudden claims to be so hot-and-wired about it that he wants to "punish" other infringers by his virus.

<rant>On basic principles, I regard any software that flies false colours and installs itself on any machine I own or control (as its primary user and/or administrator) without notifying me first -- and giving me an easy option to prevent the installation -- as malware, no matter how well-intended the software may be.

People who write such software, or cause such software to be written and/or distributed (certain executives at Sony come to mind...) should be committed to gaol for no less than the number of years equal to the number of computer users whose rights they have thereby infringed. Make that a French or Turkish gaol.

</rant>

Microsoft rushes out emergency fix for critical Windows bug

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@Fraser

So-labelled "Windows admins," "Linux admins," and so on are usually hired by the same imbeciles who soak up the relevant advertising talk-up by the respective suppliers.

There actually are simple, straight "admins" out there whose only aim is to run the rigs as best possible. If that means that, because of user preferences, the office workstations run Windows, so be it. More maintenance, but the better user relations usually make up for that. But on mission critical systems, the plain admins (myself included) will only install Windows (or any of several other security-impacted systems, including certain Linux and BSD distributions) if directly ordered to, and hand in their resignations during the process.

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Re: Win2K Vulnerable

Time to throw out Windows, you mean. For good.

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Coat

Er...

it was used to attack "systems that control sensitive equipment at power plants, gas refineries, and other other critical infrastructure" -- now what idiot would use Windows on any system connected to THAT?!?!

(Yes, I know, your nearest electricity company... *sigh* Another reason why admins should make software acquisition decisions, and not the fatheads up yonder where they don't even have the faintest idea what they're doing to us admins...)

Coat, beer, exit stage left...

Court slaps down coppers in photography case

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Flame

@kain

Wrong question. Why haven't the politicians responsible for not firing the cops not been ousted from their offices?

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Headmaster

Re: Remember also that there is plenty of software (...)

Depends on how they go about it. Using certain software (freely available online from Seagate, though originating with Maxtor), you actually can obliviate data to the point that not even companies specialised in restoring overwritten data can restore it.

Given the completely amateurish way the London Mets are going about their job, though, I doubt anybody there is even aware that such software exists.

Plus, given my current portfolio, if this were to happen to me, I would have to sue the officers in charge for about 80 lb per hour for the time I need to re-create the shots they deleted, plus set-up costs.

Hack uses Google Street View data to stalk its victims

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Re: Not compelling

The hotel across the river from where I do some of my work has a completely open network -- router password is factory standard, and you can look it up on the 'net. I have tried it (though I have not done anything to their network except notifying their manager that their network is seriously asking for abuse due to a complete lack of both common sense and security. That was two months ago. Nothing has since happened.)

Unfortunately, in the real world, there is an abundance of completely unsecured and set-to-factory-standard routers out there. That is my bitter experience from several years of working as an IT consultant.

Try to hack mine, though. See if you can get at the message for those who think they are successful... and yes, I know that even the best practices can be circumvented. So, if you get as far as the message, it includes one of my email addresses. Drop me a line telling me how you did it, so I can fix it...

Mozy insists: It's not a bug...

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Stop

What is...

...an "E drive?"

Czechs toast Bud-beating beer win

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Boffin

IIRC,

the Anheuser-Busch brewery bought a license to use the name from the original brewerysomewhen in the early 1900s, for use in North America only.

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Boffin

Re: new name

Anheuser-Busch's American Feline Excrement has been sold for a few years in Europe as "Anheuser Busch B" to avoid a trademark battle until this issue was legally settled.

Location-based Web2.0rhea not an epidemic

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FAIL

Heard of the services...

...refuse to tell world&dog where I am or what I'm doing unless necessary for what I'm doing where I'm doing it. It's strictly nobody's business where I am at which time.

Microsoft 'record' results beat Jedi mind trickery

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Pint

Only thing they are good at?

You mean, ludicrous marketing campaigns and suing competitors over ideas the competitors had first? Can't be operating systems, the last two just plain don't work right. Or corporate office stuff; from an administrator's point of view, that stuff isn't worth the time and effort necessary just to keep it running halfway decently so the users don't complain TOO loudly. (cue FORMAT C:, install Linux w/OpenGroupware -- happy admin, happy users.)

Enough ranting, I'm off for a beer.

Apple feels heat from Germany for geo-tracking i-customers

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Pint

The comparison limps a little.

Google is actively collecting data (as has been pointed out on this website), whereas Apple at least offer the opportunity to turn location services off, rendering much of the data collected less useful (IP address data may still be collected, so statistical analysis may still yield data useful for marketing purposes).

The point being nothing. Your telephone company, somewhat depending on where you are, already collects that data and then some. Otherwise they could not send you an accurate monthly bill, and in some jurisdictions, the telcos are even required by law to keep all connection-related data for a year or even longer. That includes location fixes on where you have used your phone and how you have moved during the conversation, if you did.

The detracting point in Apple's contract is that it allows Apple to sell that data. In most places, telcos are not allowed to do that. In some others (China, the U.S.A.) they are required to hand over the data to any government agency asking for it with or without probable cause.

Back to my point: Google doesn't even give the user an option. They just collect the data, whether the user wants them to or not, no off-switch available except for completely avoiding their services. Which in this day is practically impossible because the major internet search engines are all interconnected and skim data off each other -- so if you send off a search via Yahoo! (or the basically identical Bing, or AskJeeves, or whichever), Google will also get a search request and thereby, your data.

I'm not going to judge. A lot of people these days seem to be happy posting their personal data for the general public to enjoy in places like stayfriends.com or myface or whatever it's called. As with the current version of Apple's contract, they can choose how much they let the service provider know. I personally have always been one to only hand out my personal data when the perceived benefits outweigh the perceived possible damages, so when my phone asks me whether I would like it to send my current location to anybody, I usually say "no."

If you want total privacy, get off the internet. You're not going to get it while connected. Too many entities are in part required to collect your data, can't live without collecting your data, can't bill you, and so on ad infinitum.

Back to the difference, which is the only point here I'll stand behind: there is a difference in going out and collecting data without notice, like Google does, and giving the user an at least partial choice. Nobody is required to use an iPhone, and those who choose to do so can turn off location services without having to resort to a lawyer.

Me, I'm off for a pint or two, in the bar around the corner where the streetlight is malfunctioning, with location services turned off.

Leica M9 rangefinder camera

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Go

Lenses, lenses everywhere

If you're interested, you should be able to find a huge range of lenses for all purposes by both Leica and Zeiss. Nobody promised you they'd be cheap, but esp. the Zeiss lenses are of superb quality. Plus, adaptations for many other makes of lenses are available to my best knowledge.

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It is a superb camera.

Some of the detractors being right, but the build quality and the attention to detail with the available optics are, I dare say, unique.

Still I have a rather large bone of contention with the statement in the review that this sort of camera would be suitable for photojournalism (or in this day, associated with that field of photography). That may have been true in the 1950s, when SLRs were still rare and practically-usable autofocus was about 35 years in the future.

Actually earning part of my income from photographing national- and international-level ballroom dancing events (both latin and standard), I would be most ineffective with anything sporting a viewfinder. I have to concentrate on too many other things to have the time left over to consider which part of my field of view would end up in the frame and which would not. OK, that is a pretty specialised field of application, but it is nonetheless typical of much of Photojournalism. The photographer simply has to see in the viewfinder what is going to be in the shot the moment the shot is taken, because a hundredth of a second later, the shot cannot be taken any longer. That is why all press photographers that I know of (w/o exception) use high-end SLRs with high-end, wide-range zoom lenses.

If you're doing photography as an art and can afford to take the time to set up your shots, this camera may very well be worth the expense, though. It is extremely solidly built, and as noted before, the available optics are beauties.

Ballmer says Windows will shame iPad

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Coat

Been there...

...done that. Windows embedded? *chortle* Works, so long as you don't want to do any work. Same device (a thin client in one particular case) under Linux turned out to be a real workhorse. Navigation on Windows CE or embedded? Slow, sluggish, buggy. Again, same device on OpenSource, worked fine, all the time. MS are seeing what their competitors are doing. I would wager a bet that managers up to the mid-level are realizing what is happening. Only His Steveness obviously is oblivious. The mobile variations of Windows have been in decline for years now (I won't feed you the statistics -- I don't trust any statistic I have not forged myself; look 'em up yourselves). Honestly, I believe Steve B. is doing an ostrich impression here, sticking his head in the sand so he won't have to read the writing on the wall.

I'm off for a quick one -- the jacket where the wallet has just been stolen out of, please.

Google Apps punts kill-Microsoft-Exchange-now tool

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FAIL

The basic idea is nice enough...

...but for many companies, shifting sensitive customer data (like, e.g., emails) to any place not within the company's DMZ is simply a no-no. For those companies, there are several solutions available that are not Redmond-branded and have nothing at all to do with the biggest data collector in the world, whose "Don't Be Evil" mantra has been more than just a little unbelievable to the discerning potential customer for quite a while. They're in the business of selling customer data. None of my company customers would be silly enough to hand them the keys to their hard-earned customer databases.

Putting an iPad through the Motions

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Timing

@Richard 120: Apple does make toys. Only they make their toys better than anybody else (compare iPod Touch to Zune: similar price; just try both and then form an opinion). Apple also happen to make some pretty serious workstations and servers (unlike Packard Bell, they still have two or more machines on the top 500 supercomputers list, last I knew). And, whether one likes it or not, they are also the makers of one of the most stable high-graphics operating systems available at this time. Much of the kudos go to FreeBSD, of course, on which much of Apple's MacOS X is based.

Anyway, Motion has a specialised market in which they are well established. They can afford to sit back and watch Apple take the message to the decision-makers of their target customer companies by pushing a viable tablet machine into the general market.

That is a viable marketing policy: get the decision-making, chair-hugging managers of companies interested in a technology, then offer something tailored to the needs of the company's operatives -- that could actually work out great for both Apple and Motion. The managers buying the iPad, the Great Unwashed getting to use the ruggedized Motion offerings for their daily toil *shrug*. Could just work out. Plus, I guess graphics designers and suchlike are going to fall in love with the iPad.

Me, I'm off for a stiff pint or two...

Apple bets on Mac-only photo land grab with Aperture 3

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Coat

The point remains...

...the project management features. National Geographic does not, on the whole, buy a lot of pictures from me. I am a low-life; I mostly do product, event and sports photography. And almost all of my customers want their pix ready-for-print or ready-for-web. My customer list includes a nice assortment of magazines, btw, and they usually want the pix the morning after, meaning email or FTP. At 80 MB per shot, guess what? They don't bother with RAW.

Even if they wanted the full RAW data, I would still need an app to sort through which shots I am willing to let the customer see or not, and Aperture does an amazingly good job of that (so does KPhoto, btw., but that does not have the other features that make Aperture my one-stop solution for most things I can make money on. And if the customer wants RAW, the customer will get RAW. After I have sorted through the shots. Via snail mail. On a DVD.

Mine's the one with the A900 bending the coathanger.

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Boffin

Selling Windows software

Apple has sold a Windows version of QuickTime Pro (that's the bit where you can convert just about any media format into any other, with minimal damage, including making movies out of stills with a total of three clicks, plus some _really_ nifty stuff including its own scripting language enabling 3D movie production...) since at least version 4; I make it around 1999. Works fine under wine on Linux, BSD, whatever, too.

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Flame me.

I am a pro photographer (among other things). I use Aperture. And Photoshop. And The GIMP. Aperture, for me, personally, is better at managing projects than anything else I have tried so far. It collaborates splendidly with any pixelbender I assign. It also runs slowly on my 4-year-old iMac. It runs fine on my 2-year-old MacBook Pro. It's not designed to run on an outdated or low-to-medium spec machine; the programmers had something like a MacPro in mind when they made it.

I am also using non-Mac systems on a daily basis; the biggest oomph in my office comes from a machine running Linux. Or Windows, when I feel masochistic. I still like the way Aperture works across multiple screens a lot better than anything else, and that "anything else" includes Lightroom. Both are good at what they do; the differences are in the details, really, and if LR works for you, use it. I hate it when people deride things just because of personal preferences and ignore that others just possibly might like something else.

I prefer Aperture. So if you prefer Lightroom, good for you; stay with it.

Arab conned into marrying bearded lady

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FAIL

Back in the 1980s...

...a schoolmate of mine (a violinist, no less) actually did go into a savings bank with a violin case. It did not contain a violin... just some cash he wanted to put into his account. No Balaclava, no sunglasses, nothing. Just a trench coat and a violin case.

They hit the alarm button before he was even half-way to the counters.

Apple earnings leap 50 per cent

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Happy

I remember...

...a DebCon a few years ago where a large percentage of the attendees had the (then brand-new) Apple PowerBook (titanium shell, PPC G4 CPU) with them... all happily running DebIan Linux at speeds and battery runtimes no other notebook at the time could match. When it comes to geekiness, I do not figure one could top a DebCon. And yes, that was the conference that made me decide I needed to get a PowerBook G4. And I did. Served me well until, after over five years, the display backlight failed -- which is not too bad a figure; most other notebooks built at the same time failed much earlier. Oh well. Repairs would have cost more than the residual value, so I broke it up for parts and got a new one.

Funny how things work out... I needed something powerful that could, in a pinch, run XP. At the necessary computing power and battery up-time levels, the cheapest thing I could get happened to be an Apple MacBook Pro...

Dadaist user manuals - a call for submissions

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Jobs Halo

The ultimate...

...dadaist user manual, IMHO, was the original 1998 iMac's "book" of instructions... a six-page fold-out without any text at all, just graphical instructions that for some reason... actually worked. As a technical editor, that is still my favourite technical manual, because it actually does everything a manual is supposed to do (show the user how to properly operate the device) and does not have a plethora of useless "safety" hints like "do not dry your cat in this device" or similar, which only tends to confuse the user (no insult intended to those who have to supply the US market...). I'm right now rummaging around my basement to see whether I can still find it... it must be in there somewhere.

West Country pagans tie horses in knots

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Joke

So does this mean that...

...the people preparing horses for shows and competitions are all pagans? I do remember seeing most horses at all sorts of competitions with their manes in braids and stuff...

What Ballmer and Hurd should announce this afternoon

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Stop

Hyper-V? Nah...

...let's hope Microsoft trash that piece of junk (one of my customers was basically immobilized for over a month after a single, "highly critical" software update for Windows Server 2008 took out the entire virtualized machine workforce that was running under Hyper-V on the server in question. Microsoft support said the problem didn't exist, though there were hundreds of remarkably similar requests for help in the forum... my customer has since moved to XEN; everything works dandy except for some of the Windows VMs having occasional hiccoughs, though no more than physical machines would have).

As for the support of operating systems in a virtual environment, I was recently very pleasantly surprised by VirtualBox, which unlike the other big players will happily run even OS/2 (makes me happy because one of my customers needs it and so far had to rely on a worn-out piece of hardware with signs of an impending mainboard failure).

I do want more virtualisation solutions -- the more there are, the more all providers need to improve their offers. My experiences with Hyper-V (formerly known as VirtualPC, which at least worked), however, have completely turned me off that one.

Trojan pr0n dialers make comeback on mobile phones

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Alert

OK, so many people...

...have overlooked the fact that their "phones" are in fact nothing but portable computers. Many times more powerful than the "high-performance" XTs and ATs I started to work on in the mid-1980s. Still, in my experience the major reason for the success of malware of any kind is the sheer idiocy of the users who will cheerfully and without even stopping for a moment download stuff and start it up, without any verification of its origin.

As Mark65 has pointed out, a secured marketplace does have its advantages for those who unquestioningly double-tap on files/attachments named "pornviewer.exe" or similar. The problem is not the device, it's the gullibility of the user. Which (unfortunately) cannot be stamped out. Spam would be a thing of the past if people would only stop reacting to it -- spammers only turn a profit if they generate sales. The same goes for dialer trojans (or, for that matter, all trojans). One may point out that the standard settings for the Windows Explorer -- to hide "known" filename extensions -- further this behaviour, and I agree with that. And, for a quote, "few things are as uncommon as common sense" (though I don't remember by whom that quote is; I have read it in literature dating back to the 1950s).

Particular to the dialing trojan "problem, in a sense, the telecommunication companies are partially at fault; a very few have already introduced cost-controlling measures such as an easy-to-enable option to allow only a certain amount of charges per month when dialling a selectable range of numbers, after which all other attempts will be cut off. And the customers of those companies are usually not being told that the option even exists. I have enabled the option for my contract; my bills have remained the same, though.

As with email spam, the widespread use of such measures would kill off dialing trojans, IMHO.

Batten down the hatches. My best guess is that most people impacted by malware are not the type who are reading el Reg, but as a professional IT consultant, I will give you the completely free advice to review your security settings, from firewall through AV all the way to the way you handle downloads, mail attachments, and other people's data sticks. With some self-discipline and proper OS settings, I have so far found that most AV software is basically superfluous (really!).

You and what Android? The Google iPhone killer that isn't

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Stop

"Google wanting to retain data"

Not the problem. The problem is that Google want to apply and in some cases sell data. Read their consumer data poicies; quite enlightening reading if you notice what they do _not_ say in there.

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Coat

Not a game changer?

The iPhone, when it first came out, had quite a number of industry firsts. Multitouch screen, touchscreen keyboard, basically totally solid-state design, to name only three. But those, in my estimation, make it the game changer. I tried RIM's products. The "keyboards" were (and still are) complete rubbish, the menu structure a nightmare. Nokia: I won't even call their 8 and 9k series input thingamajigs keyboards; that would be an insult to keyboards. Navigating the Nokia phones of the time was, if anything, even worse than with Blackberries. The iPhone was the very first smartphone to offer a truly intuitive interface. Even my brother, who shuns anything not hardwired to a wall outlet as if it were poisoned, could find his way around it on the first try, without having to read a manual.

Note that I am not happy with the software restrictions on the Jesus Phone, but I do see some reasoning behind them, at least (as an exercise in understanding this, list the viruses, working live-action exploits, worms and other damaging software for non-jailbroken iPhone, then just compile the number of such software available for the Blackberry, Nokia's smartphones, et al). I am completely pro Open Source, but so far, the closed-_accessibility_ strategy behind the iPhone OS seems to work pretty well. Not betting a farthing on the future, though.

Mine's the one with the sixteen-year-old Motorola 5300 in its pocket... oh, sorry it bent your coathanger with its weight...

Microsoft joins IE SVG standards party

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FAIL

Had Adobe...

...not offered an SVG plugin for MSIE, Opera and the Mozillas some years ago? *scratching head* Wonder why MS is making this effort, anyway; the standards for SVG are open; they can just implement without having to join anything.

Then again, by joining the standards body, they can of course influence it to allow non-standard SVG that then is supported _only_ by MS Internet Exploder...

Italians threaten suit over Windows pre-install

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Boffin

The manufacturers...

...are rarely to blame. Microsoft, back in the early 1990s, famously managed to browbeat many of them into a contract allowing them to sell Windows pre-installed rather "cheaply" per copy... only the contract states that they have to pay Microsoft per sold example, whether Windows is installed on the machine sold or not. Only few companies have since managed to untangle themselves form these terms (Dell, Lenovo). A similar lawsuit by an individual in France, btw, has been successful; Microsoft had to refund the person the full cost of an XP license after the user had refused to agree to the EULA upon first use of the computer.

Year 2010 bug wreaks havoc on German payment cards

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Stop

Never really manifested?

So the mainframe of the Berlin (Germany) fire department never really went down, leaving the department unable to respond to calls on New Year's Day 2000 -- to name only one of the more prominently publicized cases... I remember the slurry of indeed necessary fixes even to applications that had to be installed at the company I worked with at the time, applications one would not normally think vulnerable to a date-related bug, like Adobe Photoshop. And yes, the one machine we overlooked (there always is one...) indeed ran into trouble when it was re-activated from storage halfway through the year.

Magic Mice cast energy-sapping spell

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Coffee/keyboard

Not a new problem

Having been a user of the predecessor of the predecessor of the current wireless Apple keyboard (remember the white one? The one I'm typing on right now?), I used to experience excessively short battery life on that one, as well, when I was using a bluetooth mouse. By Logitech. The keyboard's batteries would last up to maybe a month, at most. Since I hooked up a wired mouse (since consequently replaced by a tablet) over half a year ago, no more battery changes. So I don't think this is either a new problem, or one specific to Apple gear (apart from the keyboards being hit being made by Apple. On the other hand, I have so far to see any bluetooth wireless keyboards by any other manufacturer, and I have looked far and wide for 'em).

VW unveils slippery four-seat hybrid

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Coat

@Goat Jam

"When will it be time to actually produce something guys?"

If I read the article right, that's going to be roundabout 2015... as for the Diesels, they've been available throughout Europe from various manufacturers (Renault, Peugeot, VW, Audi, BMW, even Mercedes with halfway reasonable fuel mileage) for quite a while.

Mine's the one with the "Rudolf was a Genius!" button on the lapel.

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Boffin

Aerodynamics

"The rear end shape does not look very aerodynamical (anybody seen a flat rear on an airplane lately?)"

That "flat rear" is what is called a "Kamm tail." The aerodynamic effect is, in short, to cause turbulences in the car's wake that behave as if the car were teardrop-shaped. Car makers have been using this effect since the late 60s with various degrees of success. Can't work on an airplane because air flows freely around a plane's underside, too -- which it does not in most road cars (excepting SUVs and other insults to the concept of a useful car, of course).

Apple's App Store police relent on hardware images

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Grenade

Actually...

...doing support for companies in pre-press and graphics design, where it is quite normal to have Apple boxes of up to 12 years of age in productive service (let me see a production Wintel PC older than 5 years...), MacTracker is a huge help to me because I can look up the specs of an ailing machine within seconds, rather than having to wallow around the 'web and hope I find any helpful data quickly.

Also quite useful for knowing which Linux distro I can use to refit those boxes...

Honda goes NUTs for future micro-car

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Stop

An engineering nightmare.

From what I can make out from the pictures, this thing has no crumple zone at all at the front. Probably would not even get certified for road use in most european countries for that reason. Why is it that, whenever designers get carte blanche for a concept design, the result is ugly, impractical (yoke steering? Pull the other one...) and completely un-roadworthy?

They should let a bunch of engineers start with a clean sheet and see what comes of that. Probably not a beauty, but it would be practical and a lot more affordable.

WarMouse pushes gamers' buttons with OOMouse

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Coat

This is...

...ridiculous. I remember a nine-button mouse was on the market sometime in the mid-90s; the manufacturer went bankrupt IIRC. Thing is, power users use keyboard shortcuts (especially when using the Creative Suite... honestly, I have no idea where in the menus most of the functions I use in InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator are; I hardly ever see the menus). An 18-button mouse is simply counterproductive in an production environment. Maybe it's something gamers can use; I wouldn't know: I tend to use the keyboard as my game controller...

Mine's the one with the tablet pen sticking out of the pocket.

Ares I-X stuck on the pad

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Boffin

@Gene Cash

Actually, solid propellants are a lot safer for crews than liquid. Unfortunately, they also produce a lot of environmentally undesirable residue, depending on the oxidising agent used. So far, solid fuel boosters have killed 0 astronauts (yes, I know, the Challenger desaster. But those astronauts were not killed by the boosters, but by the explosion of the liquid fuels the failing booster ignited while failing. That is, if they were not killed by the impact on water, as some maintain).

Thing is, so far the Apollo programme does not have the world's best track record (and I'm leaving out Apollo 1 here) for safety.

One should not blame NASA for having learned from their past failures in developing something hopefully more safe. I just blame them for wasting a huge lot of money on development that has (in part) already been done by private enterprise instead of licensing from Rutan, Arianespace, SpaceX et multi al, as just about any commercial undertaking with such a huge range of operations would do.

Ares I: What's the point?

stizzleswick
Alien

@beast666 & LPF

Well, the thing is that the Space Shuttle concept has shown that while it seemed promising in the late 1970s, in reality it is somewhat prone to failure despite huge efforts to make it safe: if the Space Shuttle system were to try out for a human-safe rating today, it would fail outright. But that's not the clincher. It is way too expensive per launch compared with more modern approaches, like the Ariane 5 system (which at one point was considered to be checked out for a human-safe rating) and several other, already-existing launch vehicles.

Me, I'm looking forward to what Burt Rutan et al are going to come up with. If they had the benefit of the budget NASA is currently throwing away on a dead end, I bet they'd have something capable of reaching GTO within the next five years, with full human-safe rating. For anybody who can't compute an orbit, from there to the moon it's just a small step for a human, but a giant leap in space travel.

Karmic Koala RC drops into the wild

stizzleswick
Linux

Rock solid

Been using the Kubuntu variant since the alpha-2 stage on a variety of hardware, and for the first time ever, it beats OpenSuSE in usability. Can't wait to get the finished product.

Man gets 3 years in clink for eBaying Adobe prods

stizzleswick
Linux

The buyers should be to blame.

I mean, why spend even $100 on outdated proprietary software when you can get up-to-date versions of the GIMP, Scribus, Inkscape etc. for absolutely free?

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