* Posts by The March Hare

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Scottish independence debate: STV player flops under weight of viewers

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Re: Std Dirty tricks by tory boys of the westminster clan

could you retype that again but USE CAPITALS PLEASE?

it just doesn't look right otherwise...

Oh. you'll need the icon as well...

Spaceplane design nipper Ariadne gets a promotion

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SPB Boffinry

We need an organisational chart showing the hierarchy at the SPB - including the boffin count!

It's been a long morning so far, not helped by reading The Dilbert Principle on my way to work & concluding I'm doomed...

SLOW DOWN: Insecure-by-design software on road

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Re: My Message

See this : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2653449/The-shocking-car-safety-ad-hijacks-cinemagoers-mobile-phones-exactly-distracting-text-message-be.html

'fraid it's the daily fail but still worth a watch...

Object to #YearOfCode? You're a misogynist and a snob, says the BBC

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The Turtle Moves!

Didn't kids used to use BBC micros and Logo years ago to make a robotic turtle move around the classroom?

An introduction to a sort of BASIC and you got to make it do something cool

Or am I too old? <sigh>

Fujitsu launches lappie for oldies

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Devil

Lappie? LAPPIE!!

Thought we banned that "word" years ago. Yes, I'm going to be 60 next year. Yes I also want a Victor Meldrew icon. No, I don't want anything made by Fujitsu.

Thank you and goodnight.

Don't panic! Japan to send nuke fuel rod into MELTDOWN in Fukushima probe

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Oook!

mind you - you might just end up with orange fur and very long arms....

Einstein almost tagged dark energy in the early 1920s

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Re: The fault is in the theory not in the search

Aaargg! my brains is leaked outa my head..

getting in the box with the cat - or not...

Italians deploy fearsome SPY MANNEQUINS to win Fashion Wars

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Re: Do they

look out for the one that looks like Yul Brynner - hell! they all do!!

Woomera: Ghosts of Britain's space past

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A walk down memory lane...

OK I'm game - and probably completely wrong too!

1. Early Bloodhound?

2. looks like a Thor tip but the body's wrong

3,4,5,6 sharp pointy things that go bang

7. Canberra PR (7 or 9, can't remember)

8. I should know this but can't remember & am going to kick myself when someone tells me!

One-armed Belarus man monocuffed for clapping

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He's a Ron Jeremy look-a-like

if you squint in the right way.... No?

Oh

the grubby mac please...

BOFH vs PFY: There can be only one (on the exes chit)

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Age & Cunning

will always triumph over youth & exuberance!

Chaps tolerant of girl-on-girl cheating by other halves

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A trick-cyclist

someone who gets involved with cunning stunts, sometimes in (on?) a tandem....

Hubble squints at most distant galaxy

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@Swirly

We would have to change the bulb for a swirly thing alert sir...

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

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"crack tasters"

I thought you sniffed it through a £5 note...

No penis pumping for Papuan plod

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regulation size truncheon?

What?... What?... oh, OK - I'm going....

Virgin signals start of telegraph pole broadband test

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RE: Telegraph Poles

As it's Virgin I believe they are considering tilting the light traveling down the fibre optic cables, by means of prisms, based on their work done with wobbly trains..

simples!

eBay boss bids for governorship

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bidders with less that +5 will be removed

mind you, who else would bid on the world's largest lunatic asylum?

Glasgow unbans Life of Brian

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Up the Peoples Front of judea

waiting for the deluge of comments quoting lines from the film...

I think the moderaterix should thwough them to the floor....woughly!

Jedi officers enlist with Scottish police

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wrinkled green muppet?

I find your lack of faith.....disturbing

Spy chief to Obama: Let DARPA fix economy

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FOTW Nomination

I'd like to nominate AC @ 14:44 for FOTW - A worthy contender who shows promise, once they get over the cautious use of capital letters....

Noel Edmonds defies BBC's jackbooted enforcers

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Pirate

Ahaaaarrrgghhh!

license? - 'twas lifted by a pirate, me hearties Ahaaaarrrg!

remember Sept 19th...

<icon obvious>

Anonymous hacks Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account

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@ryan et al

we have seriously got to get a troll icon in here.....

til then : Have A Nice Day (smiley!)

CERN: LHC to fire first proton-smash ray next month

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Go

Press the button! press the button!

and then a Delorean with Emmett Brown inside will appear inside the tunnel & ask for directions.....

Green for Go icon - just for the hell of it..

Virgin Media collects customer banking details on CD, then loses it

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Data-A-Tron (TM) aka the Tragic Roundabout

@ImaGnuber

I vote for the NHS to mislay something (no, not a soggy foot either - b*st**d! me beer shot out me nose when i read that!)

thumbs up for a damn fine idea....!

Cops hunt charred power cable thief

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An Electrifying Article

mine's the insulated jacket with the melted gloves please....

BOFH: Memory short circuit

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@Pound Notes

Try Scotland - we still use them here.....

I have to confess to changing passwords at the end of the year & having a moment of (mild) panic when I came back from holiday.. but then remembered the name of the git in personnel that installed 180solutions toolbar on his pc & it all came flooding back!

Thumbs up, cos it's all working (at the moment, anyway!)

UK spooks deliberately leaked 'Squidgygate' tapes

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Black Helicopters

amanfromMars - subverted or not?

he (it?)'s starting to write amost English & the Use Of Caps is less! - I wonder if the black helicopter men have found hi... hey! who are you? how did you get in he................

Becks shows Scientology some rispek

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Mars

@Alex

You've set him off again! - pass the dried frog pills to AMFM someone....

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Mars

I claim my £10!!

amanfromMars almost made sense there! - wonder if he (it?) has been upgraded/got at?

More gnashing of teeth after Microsoft update brings PCs to a standstill

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WSUS....

I just checked my primary WSUS server & I see that WDS (windows Desktop Search) V2.6.5, 2.6.6 & 3.0.1 are all classed as plain "updates" & are all set as "no approval set" - meaning that I don't have to worry about it springing up when I'm not expecting it - is someone being a little cavalier with the auto-approval thingy?

IT managers caught in employees' illicit networks

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Terms of use

I work in the public sector & even when you remind the mpeg storing, CD ripping loon who just installed the 180solutions toolbar "cos it looked cool" that they signed an acceptible use policy, they just complain of harrassment. I'd like to show them what real harrassment is - BOFH style!

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