* Posts by Ed Jackson

17 posts • joined 24 Oct 2007

Social media flame wars to be illegal, says top Crown prosecutor

Ed Jackson
Big Brother

This is why I do all my shitposting through TOR.

Forgive me, father, for I have used an ad-blocker on news websites...

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Nope

I just block the nag banner as well.

We bet your firm doesn't stick to half of these 10 top IT admin tips

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IT Angle

I don't stick to half of those "Ten Top IT Admin Tips" because half of them have nothing to do with IT.

Want to download free AV software? Don't have a Muslim name

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Effective screening process.

Every time I have to download something from Sophos I do so with a name of aergreg rgbbtgvr and email address of rgnrwofn@iygfuyefgwuy.com. I'm sure nobody on the denied persons list would think of doing that.

AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

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F**king Magnets...

How do they work?

Viagra found in Chinese 'Kung Fu rice wine'

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Re: Taking the "piss" perhaps?

Or perhaps it came from the chem-trail of a low flying aircraft.

Lizard Squad kid bandit who did 50 THOUSAND HACKS dodges cooler stint

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Re: Recruitment

I'm sure they've already got plenty of people capable of uploading fallout_4_beta_not_a_trojan_honest_guv.zip.exe to pirate bay.

This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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But will it run Fallout 4?

Gov.UK begs Google 'n' U.S. tech pals: Forget Ireland, come to Blighty

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Why would they care what the tax rate is? They wouldn't pay it anyway,

It's 2015 and default creds can brick SOHO routers

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Re: I need to upgrade

Asus RT-AC66U

Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

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FAIL

Hahahahaha

They've taken it down completely and replaced it with an email form.

3 billion have suffered Slade's 'Merry Xmas Everybody'

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Alien

If I had a time machine...

If I invented a time machine, sod going back to watch the crucifixion or looking at dinosaurs. I'd go back and find Noddy Holder's father while he was still a boy and irradiate his testicles, just to get rid of that bloody song.

New Doctor Who is 'simply the best'

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Alert

What did you expect?

It's not like he's going to say "Actually, we made a huge mistake and the new series is going to be a bit shit."

Sky One to resurrect Blake's 7?

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Alien

Oh God..

...the nerd rage and bacon-grease tears will be worse than the Doctor Who and BSG fans combined.

Tiny, take-apart handset enters the record books

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Boffin

My God..

.. a phone I actually want!

eBay employee 'torpedos' fraud trial

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Thumb Down

@Neil Weller

Wrong. It's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Virgin Mary pebble provokes holy online bidding war

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Boffin

Looks more like..

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg to me.

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