* Posts by Andrew Campbell

4 posts • joined 22 Oct 2007

Microsoft waves updated Maps, Hotmail at customers

Andrew Campbell
Coat

My postcode

Hmm, maybe the maps are a little out of date, if I zoom into my postcode it shows a guy in a loin cloth being chased by a wolly elephant.

Spirit discovers life on Mars

Andrew Campbell
Alien

Burton R.

<voice type="Richard Burton">No one would have suspected that we were being viewed from mars, like insects under a microscope.</voice>

Tarantino plans Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! remake

Andrew Campbell
Thumb Down

Tura Satana

There was only one Russ Meyer, the awesomeness of Tura Satana can never be topped by any 21st century replicant.

Delhi's deputy mayor killed by monkeys

Andrew Campbell
Coat

Heston would have handled it differently.

Get your hands of me you dirty appppeeeeeeeee.......

Thud.

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