* Posts by Gnomalarta

86 posts • joined 19 Oct 2007

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Attention all British .eu owners: Buy dotcom domains and prepare to sue, says UK govt

Gnomalarta

Re: Wow, it's almost...

Judging by the UK turnout at EU elections I wonder if a majority of UK citizens realize that the EU is as democratic as the UK government.

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

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Re: No radio at all

I bet he doesn't have a brown paper bag to put over his head either.

My hoard of obsolete hardware might be useful… one day

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IT Angle

Re: Just one more thing...

Contact your local amateur radio club, very useful for making low power RF measurements.

Sorry friends, I'm afraid I just can't quite afford the Bitcoin to stop that vid from leaking everywhere

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FAIL

Rat Software?

"Through your e-mail, I uploaded malicious code to your Operation System. I saved all of your contacts with friends, colleagues, relatives and a complete history of visits to the Internet resources. Also I installed a rat software on your device and long tome spying for you."

I guess this a non-existent Windows issue. It's certainly not a Linux problem. Still can't work out how grabbing an old site password would allow access to my computer!

I've seen the future of consumer AI, and it doesn't have one

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WTF?

Re: An "AI powered cooking assistant"?

The thing about AI is that you can retire to the attic and let machines live your life for you.

Sysadmin cracked military PC’s security by reading the manual

Gnomalarta

Re: About 10 minutes later I was "cracking" some of the locks and interchanging them around.

Bevois Valley, Southampton?

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

Gnomalarta

Re: Remember the Great Vowel Shift

I think I remember the Great Vole Shift.

Skype for Business has nasty habit of closing down… for business

Gnomalarta

Re: Suggestions?

You could try Zoom.

World celebrates, cyber-snoops cry as TLS 1.3 internet crypto approved

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Re: Geography lesson

Five states in the US are home to cities named London: Kentucky, Ohio, Arkansas, Texas or West Virginia.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: Speaking of carbon paper...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engineer%27s_blue

2017 tablet market trended towards torpor

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Re: Not sure Amazon will keep it up

Google app store on Fire is a cinch http://blog.the-ebook-reader.com/2017/06/09/how-to-install-google-play-on-2017-fire-tablets-in-5-minutes/

HMS Queen Elizabeth has sprung a leak and everyone's all a-tizzy

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There's a hole in our warship

Dear Lizzie, dear Lizzie.

There's a hole in our warship

Dear Lizzie, a hole.

How much did it cost you?

Dear Tresa, dear Tresa.

How much did cost you

Dear Tresa, how much?

Three billion dear Lizzie

Dear Lizzie, dear Lizzie.

They say it's quite normal

Dear Tresa, dear Tresa.

They say it's quite normal

To have holes in your plans.

How fast is a piece of string? Boffin shoots ADSL signal down twine

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Re: If the engineer has a quiet moment...

"The Michie Phone (pronounced "mickey" - named for the Australian who invented it) is another type of custom-built cave telephone system using only a single wire with a high-impedance earth return. These sealed, compact units are currently used for cave rescue communication in Australia and New Zealand, and a similar Single Wire Telephone system was developed in the United Kingdom. These relatively compact and lightweight systems have been used for caving expeditions around the world. Michie Phones are no longer commercially produced, and these single wire systems will not work with two-wire field telephones."

https://fieldphone.blogspot.co.uk/

UK border at risk of exposure post Brexit, warn MPs

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Alien

Re: TrumpSlurp the Troll

I would say rose tinted glasses but they moggo belong in different sentences.

Ofcom proposes ways to stop BT undercutting broadband rivals

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Re: If BT can lower their prices........

This argument, often trotted out, against re-nationisation always strikes me to be, at least, disingenuous, more likely it's FUD. Things have moved on: " Britain's only publicly owned railway was delivering all-time record levels of punctuality before it was flogged off by the Tory Government last year.

The last end-of-year report on the East Coast mainline found passenger satisfaction was also at an “all-time record” for any long-distance line by mid-2015.

Publicly-owned Directly Operated Railways also made more than £1billion for the Treasury before the line was privatised in May 2015, the report shows.

Labour’s Shadow Transport Secretary Lilian Greenwood said: “This report proves once and for all that public ownership of the railways would deliver better services for passengers.

“It delivered record punctuality and satisfaction scores for passengers alongside better working conditions for staff.” DM, January 15th, 2016.

Then this on Wednesday: "The East Coast rail franchise will be terminated three years early, avoiding the embarrassment of another private firm handing back the keys to the government but potentially forfeiting hundreds of millions in premiums due to the Treasury.

Under a rail strategy announced by the transport secretary, Chris Grayling, a new partnership model will replace the franchise contract of Virgin Trains East Coast (Vtec). " The Guardian, November 29th, 2017. No need to make it up!

Yahoo! Groups! Go! TITSUP! for! Days!

Gnomalarta

Re: "Alternatively, are there other sites that provide this service?"

Many Yahoo groups have moved to groups.io see my reply above.

Gnomalarta

Re: Yahoo are irrelevant & shit

https://groups.io They have tools to migrate existing Yahoo groups and members, see https://groups.io/static/yahootransfer . I'm sure it's what the owners of Yahoo! want long term.

Cisco puts UCS director on death row, to be replaced by cloudy 'Intersight'

Gnomalarta

Re: Yep, sounds like another damp squid

Bring on the squibs! Clue:It's a firework.

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to 'auto-takedown' terror pages within 2 HOURS

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FAIL

"This video is unavailable."

HMS Queen Liz will arrive in Portsmouth soon, says MoD

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Re: This looks useful

Or this: http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/qhm/portsmouth/port-information/tide-tables, shows % of spring tide - so most likely times a white elephant could float into Pompey.

Broadband providers almost double prices after deals end

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Just checked with John Lewis BB, BT phone number can move to them. I should hope so as their service is provided by Plusnet! Also, Plusnet works out cheaper than John lewis over the life of the contract but they do have a £35 up-front charge whereas John Lewis have no up-front charges.

Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

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Alert

Re: Lightswitches...

At least our deaths through lack of exercise will be wondrously illuminated!

This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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FAIL

Re: "...a local transformer which takes it up from the standard 50Hz to the carriers’ 60Hz..."

I suspect that this is a colloquial use of 'transformer' not a technical one. I expect that there will be compatibility issues with that 3 plug and 2 pin socket!

Firefox 52 kills plugins – except Flash – and runs up a red flag for HTTP

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Linux

Just installed 52.0 on Ubuntu 16.04 Ghostery working fine

Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Headmaster

Re: Trump has become more deranged

A large brown paper bag.

Geo-boffins say 'quake lifted bits of New Zealand by 8 metres, moved at 3km/second

Gnomalarta
Pirate

Anchors Away!

Reminds me of Sans Serriffe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Serriffe

Charlie.

TalkTalk boss: 'Customers think we're doing right thing after attack'

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FAIL

You Don't Need To Make It Up

Wanting to know when my contract was up (30 days rolling!) I had to phone customer service. A nice Indian lady asked me a number of security questions and then asked me for me password!!!! I refused and explained why. At the end of conversation she asked me why was leaving TT, FFS.

TalkTalk downplays extent of breach damage, gives extra details

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Customer Service

I still can't get to my account to find out how long it is until I can leave the careless data shippers!

Online tat bazaar eBay coughs to YET ANOTHER outage

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Alert

Re: Why do I bother cleaning my items before selling them?

Goodness, what the devil do you buy?!

Brit balloon bod Bodnar circumnavigates planet

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Happy

Mixed Up Units

Wavelengths below 1m are normally referred to in cms or mm, so in this case 434.500 MHz is in the 70cms amateur band. The 2m frequency was mostly likely 144.8MHz for the APRS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic_Packet_Reporting_System).

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Big Brother

Re: TRAITORS

"You make me want to be sick."

Pass him the gripe water, someone.

Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

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Pint

Re: If there was any doubt

Do you really think the PM is the man in charge of anything? Fixed :-)

Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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Alert

Re: Bad faith all around

Looks like the marketing droids and accounting wonks have taken over. Like many, I am sure, it was a wonderful experience being shown the re-built Colossus and Tunny by one of the men that did it. As we were a radio club we got the technical tour and the story of how they managed to rebuild Colossus. Tony Carroll is very knowledgeable and if he goes all that knowledge and experience will be lost.

BYW, the local Milton Keynes Amateur Radio Club were also ask to leave as they did not fit into the new vision of BP.

I'm very glad to I got to see his version of Bletchley Park and feel sorry for all those who will merely get to visit a theme park.

If he does not have one then let's give Tony Carroll an OBE!

HP sticks thumb in Microsoft's eye, extends Windows 7 option for new machines

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Facepalm

Re: @AC 101 06:51

People are paying for Windows and have a right to expect it to be easy and convenient out of the box. They should not have to download a piece of software to correct an inept GUI.

Never mind bungled Universal Credit rollout, Maude wants UK to be 'most digital' gov by 2015

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Pint

Re: 'announced plans to put Brits' driving records online.'

Goodness, yet another good reason for not driving!

Munich signs off on Open Source project

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Linux

They'll be back (sans data)

:-)

Let police track you through your mobe - it's for your OWN GOOD

Gnomalarta

Re: Sensible approach

It could be a service offered by GCHQ.

Tat bazaar eBay takes a rest for 'scheduled maintenance', goes offline

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Happy

Re: So Passe Darling

"hipster toss-pots" is that where they brew designer cider?

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WTF?

What a way to run a business, still I'm sure they will be compensating us business users for loss of sales and inability to ship on time.

Legal bible Groklaw pulls plug in wake of Lavabit shutdown, NSA firestorm

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Smart move, - the LoC

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.groklaw.net good from 2005

US Republican enviro-vets: 'Climate change is real. Deal with it'

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WTF?

Re: Whatever.

"Also, please note that your "hundreds of credentialed climate scientists" are drawing a pay-check from fueling your fear"

Can you please point to evidence that the scientists concerned earn their living by scaring us and not by being employed as academics and/or researchers. Whilst you are doing that perhaps you might also like to ponder on how you might discus this issue a tad less emotionally. TIA.

Hundreds of UK CSC staff face chop, told to train Indian replacements

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Holmes

Re: Training your replacement.

It's N 5 A on my screen.

Exposed: RSPCA drills into cops' databases, harvests private info

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Alert

Hang On

Are only criminals on the database?

Wouldn't convictions be in the public domain?

Just asking.

NSA PRISM-gate: Relax, GCHQ spooks 'keep us safe', says Cameron

Gnomalarta

Re: @Chris Miller

This meant to be ironic - right?

Gnome cofounder: Desktop Linux is a CHERNOBYL of FAIL

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WTF?

Re: Huh.

It must be very dark in Windows world. I've upgraded through Ubuntus 9, 10, 11 & 12 on this here desktop. The install was when I bought the box.

BT in £52m contract tussle: West Country bumpkins hit with broadband delay

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That may be but we aren't potty mouths!

Antarctic discovery: ALIEN LIFE may be FOUND ON MOON of Jupiter

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Happy

Is that picture wallpaper for the Windows 8 desktop?

Medical scan record that the NHS says will cost £2k to retrieve: Detail

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Unhappy

Re: Just a thought

I'm suspicious of "old scans aren't medically important". They might be legally important if something that later transpired to be important was missed at the time of the original scan.

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

Gnomalarta

Re: Sounds fair enough to me.

"I hate Starosta coffee places where you have to piss around translating faux-italian names just to order a simple coffee. "

Simple solution: use a local independent. Here in the near of Reading we have plenty and they tend to pay their taxes. We even have one called Picnic right next to Starbucks - very friendly and not full of trendy dorks showing off their Apple devices.

The be fair Costa does pay tax on it's profits.

MYSTERIOUS GREEN GLOW seen on iPhone 5s

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Megaphone

Re: @RobE "In the olden days"

Just reading that phrase makes a fella warm all over but in the olden days there was only one phone and it was black. And no STD.

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