* Posts by Chris G

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IBM made ‘top-down’ efforts to fire older workers, says US employment discrimination watchdog

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Re: Next Time!!

Quite!

"IBM you have been a very naughty employer, if you discriminate against older employees again, we ae going to have to give you a very strong talking to.

Now, would you like ice cream?"

Without penalties, a hearing like this is just going to encourage IBM to be more creative next time.

VMware staff in Silicon Valley can leave a pandemic, wildfire-ridden zone – if they're willing to accept less pay

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What this is really about

Is that a beancounter has seen another item for profit maximisation. Companies almost without exception pay what they must based on the supply and demand of relevantly qualified individuals who can do the job rather than pay what an employee is worth in terms of their contribution to the function of the business.

Any opportunity to reduce the payment to those who actually enable the business will be snatched at.

Is today's AI yesterday's software routines with better PR? We argued over it, you voted on it. And the winner is...

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An analogy

In conversation trying to explain my position/opinion on Alleged Intelligence, I compare it to cars.

If you have passed your driving test you know how to operate a car but that doesn't mean you know everything about the operation of cars that even the likes of Lewis Hamilton or top rallye drivers are unlikely to achieve.

If you are a mechanic, you will know how a car operates and how to repair it and the function of the parts and could possibly build a complete car from parts.

Then there are design and production engineers who work in teams, understand the funtion of all the parts, the material requirements and the manufacturing process.

Currently AI is somewhere between getting a licence and Lewis Hamilton.

Something to look forward to: Being told your child or parent was radicalized by an AI bot into believing a bonkers antisemitic conspiracy theory

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Re: Still waiting for the A.I. Descartian moment.

As far as I can discern, the reasons for downvotes can range from causes as insignificant as a spelling mistake or a typo to a polar opposition in opinion or a total failure in ability to parse a comment.

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Re: AI is here!!!!

The pattern is that both may be artificial nut neither is intelligent.

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Re: Wibble

The results demonstrate a clear example of GIGO, they may have trained it with gigabytes of human text but from where? The National Enquirer wndvthe Daily Mail?

I'm willing to bet the text was mainly US centric too.

Just as no matter the criteria you set in a google or bing search, the majority of results are US centric. Shoddy, lazy work.

What a time to be alive: Floating Apple store bobs up in Singapore

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Re: Bond movie

The Simpsons managed to hit so many nails right on the head.

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Traditionally, the small islands around Singapore and in the Malacca Straights were the haunt of pirates.......

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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Trumpet

Did David hear any trumpets?

Because I am sure I remember something about trumpets and demons walking the Earth.

Desperately seeking regolith: NASA seeks proposals for collecting Moon dirt

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Re: Confused

That's how I read it but can't see the sense in that.

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Confused

I have just read the article several times and am still not sure if the regolith samples are to be returned to Earth as a part of the mission or just left in a bin somewhere for NASA to pick up when they eventually get there.

Am I being dumb or is the article unclear?

China makes treatment of its 5G vendors an issue to rank with climate change or disarmament

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Re: Uh-huh. Sure. Pull the other leg ...

Since the industrial revolution and probably beyond, name a nation that hasn't stole the IP of other nations and businesses.

I am in no doubt that hasn't changed.

Forget Terminators, says US military, the next-gen AI battles will hinge upon net infrastructure, not killer robots

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I think they should try their hands at satire and sarcasm and maybe a touch of irony. The Irish Celts could make and break kings with a satirical pamphlet and some believed a master satirist could kill with words.

If the pentagon can master those, they will be able to rule the world, fortunately, it is unlikely to be soon.

Ireland unfriends Facebook: Oh Zucky Boy, the pipes, the pipes are closing…from glen to US, and through the EU-side

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"a large number of people I USED to know chose to communicate for some reason."

If people are not willing to respect my feelings about FB, I am not willing to respect theirs.

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram can all feck off and I will carry on happily being a miserable bastard.

Q: How does hydrogen turn into a metal? A: Hang on a second, I need to train my AI supercomputer first

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Re: Quantum computing

"We just need more cats"

Wanted, dead or alive!

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Re: And another confusing point

Actually, the last sentence in the article says,' Hydrogen also has a number of exotic properties including super conductivity at room temperature and superfluidity.

I guess that prediction is based on being able to achieve sufficient pressure at room temperature.

AT&T’s CEO has a solution to US broadband woes despite billions sunk into the problem. You’ll never guess what it is

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Re: An even easier solution.

It sounds as though you have aready nationalised the grid but forgot to do the paperwork.

If the telcos have already had $400 billion to install nationwide fibre and haven't, shirley they are collectively guilty of fraud.

They could learn new trades like making number plates and uniforms in the chokey while the rest of America gets on with building a decent 'democratised';service.

Zero. Zilch. Nada. That's how many signs of intelligent life astroboffins found in probe of TEN MILLION stars

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Re: The depressing possibility is that there may just be no aliens.

The really, really, really depressing possibility is that this world is being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and that they won't tough us with a barge pole.

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Re: Looking for signs of McDonald's on other planets?

What bothers me, is not so much McDonalds as boffins discovering and analyising RF that turns out to be a culture that is totally dominated by fatuous social media and that they are heading this way........ No wait!!!

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Re: How would they know if they ever found intelligent life?

We assume we are intelligent but it may just be arrogance on our part.

Perhaps really intelligent beings avoid the type of industrialization that we have gone for and are peacefully meditating and being one with the universe.

I can't see hyper intelligent slime moulds doing a lot of metal working for example.

I won't be ignored: Google to banish caller roulette with Verified Calls

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Re: I'm trying to think how many unsolicited calls I've actually wanted

I live in Spain and currently get less odd calls than a year or two back, I have had some of those twenty digit numbers that seem to be from Wisconsin or Khazakstan but I almost never answer unknown numbers, if they don't identify themselves why should I talk to them?

I have answered a couple of cold callers but after lisening to a bit of the spiel I just say in a very British accent 'No intiendo mate!' and they hang up.

If, on the other hand the Hacienda (tax man) has a verification, I might actually answer them.

Huawei's supply chain squeeze tightens, as SK Hynix and Samsung set to stop selling chips to the Chinese bogeyman as of next week

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To paraphrase Henry II; Who will rid us of this meddling pest?

This idiot in his alleged pursuit of MAGA is damaging jobs and businesses all over the place due to fallout from his targetting China, Chinese businesses and many others all over the planet.

Apple to Epic: Sue me? No, sue you, pal!

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Re: Hot tip for gamblers

Let's face it, neither side is in it for the benefit of their customers, it's just a schoolyard spat to see who gets the biggest bite of the lollipop.

Android 11 lands with plenty more privacy preferences for Pixels and special Google friends first

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Automatically reset permissions

To what? All permissions enabled or all off?

Europe is falling behind in AI, we need to launch our second machine learning-powered satellite soon, says ESA

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Termination

Is surely the ultimate answer to climate change.

There won't be any thinking being left who will care or be affected by it.

Maybe it's time to start researching assimilation.

Tech ambitions said to lie at heart of Britain’s bonkers crash-and-burn Brexit plan

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If the appointments of Martha Lane Fox and Dido Harding to IT positions of importance are examples of UK judgment in the IT industry, I hold out little hope thart no matter how many billions they throw out to their friends that any of it will result in a world class IT business.

The smarts and skills, I am sure exist in Britain but the chance of the right people getting the right support is par with a lottery win.

UK electricity and gas regulator Ofgem puts up £30m 'to respond to urgent requests to complete projects'

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I just hope they manage to stay away from the usual culprits who tend to win these tenders and then fail to deliver anything useful while continuing to come in over budget and seem to be qble to negotiate never ending extensions.

Yes crapita and serco, I am looking at you.

Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed

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Arriva tarde

Arriva is German owned now and operates(?) in 14 countries, arriva in Spanish and Italian means arrive or arrives; tarde means late.

More than a few Spanish people use the two words together to describe the company.

India flies Mach 6 scramjet for 20 whole seconds

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Re: You forgot

In my opinion, the biggest strategic threat to India is that of external corporations who would like and are trying to commandeer Indian industry and agriculture.

Rocket Lab deploys Photon, er, in-house built satellite on Flight 14

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So Grumman are hanging around waiting for the core stage and avionics to go with their boosters?

Could this lead to a new version of Pigs in Space? Something that Musk could be contemplating.

AI in the enterprise: AI may as well stand for automatic idiot – but that doesn't mean all machine learning is bad

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"1. Machine Learning is not AI"

And there you have it, stop calling machine learning, deep learning and neural networks intelligent , they are not, the use of the term Artificial Intelligence for any of the current uses at the current state of the technology is fraudulent.

Without doubt there are machine learning algorithms that are extremely useful, particularly in industry and medicine.

Are they clever? Yes.

Are they intelligent? No!

Ghost of Windows past spotted haunting Yorkshire railway station

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Re: Yes, retired, uhuh

My old laptop died a while back, so for home use I bought a micro desktop with some home usr incarnation of WX pre installed.

Whe I first fired it up, it took me a good forty minutes after the initial forty minutes of self updating, to make the thing into a semblance of a 'normal' OS.

Deleting preinstalled apps that were good for nothing and trying to find things like the control panel and the now almost useless task manager, etc, etc, etc

And don't talk to ke about the dross that comes with any patch doomsday.

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When I looked at the thumbnail, I was wondering what the TARDIS had to do with a borkage, thenbin the full pic in the article I canbsee it's a station door.

US ponders tech export ban on SMIC, China's biggest chipmaker

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Re: Well Duh! It is election year

I read a comment elsewhere that thought Trump was trying to get the left, right and the cops to go all out on each other so he could announce martial law by November and the cancel/postpone the elections.

I wouldn't put that kind of thinking past him.

The Great Dicktator

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Re: SMIC might be a "law abiding citizen"....

Making America great again at the expense of most of it's major trading partners will ultimately lead to it having no one to trade with.

So unless they think they will just be able to buy all those broken comanies (countries) at knock down prices or even just walk in and take over, this current 'bankrupt everyone' protocol is not going to be good for anyone.

Darknet market's peacemaker sentenced to 11 years in prison

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Re: About your appeal ...

You will definitely get results, this judge doesn't dick around.

Larry Ellison abruptly pulls rug from under philanthropy foundation after two years to 'focus on COVID-19 fight'

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Re: Oh, so now he's focusing on something ?

For some philanthropy is the word they use to describe molding the world into their preferred image.

Apple commits to support human rights - 'We believe in the critical importance of an open society'*

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Wow,I am impressed

That a company that more money and worth than whole countries should be so principled and supportive of truth and human freedoms.

Nah! I'm talking out of my arse as well.

'We're not claiming to replace humans,' says Google, but we want to be 'close enough' that you can't tell it's a bot talking

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Re: Triage

Triage is just one more step in reaching a resolution, as providers of a service, anyone should have a duty of care to resolve user's and customer's problems.

What should be in place given the enormous size and profits made by these people, is a team of adequately trained humans who, if they are unable to help you can refer you to the next stage.

Ninety percent of this is about reluctantly providing customer service when all the companies want is for you to give them money and then fuck off until the next time you want to give them money. Hence the usual 'Frequently asked questions' as the entrance to a rabbit hole full of futility.

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Re: Garbage in garbage out

According to the article, Gartner says by 2023, 70% of customers will prefer a robot so you must be in s minority.

Of course it is possible that Gartner was naked from the waist down when they pulled that statistic from its storage.

The only thing that pisses me off more than a bot is when companies fob you of with a link to a help forum that is usually no help at all.

I class that as a hindrance not a help.

There's a battery-free Game Boy that runs solely on the power of sunlight and the speed of your button-mashing

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Whatever happened to the batteries that you can pee in to recharge?

Reported on in ElReg some years ago, they may be more yellow than green but would certainly be considered a renewable.

Facebook to blab bugs it finds if it thinks code owners aren’t fixing fast enough

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Amazing!

Vulnerabilities reporting vulnerabilities.

Unexpected victory in bagging area: Apple must pay shop workers for time they spend waiting to get frisked

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Don't Amazon operate a similar policy?

If so, then this ruling must apply to them too.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... a pair of black holes coalesced resulting in largest gravitational wave we've seen

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Re: Talk about second class post!

My postal service would break it if they didn't lose it first, then try to blame me for not responding to the message they didn't send.

Everything's falling apart. The Moon is slowly rusting up – and it's probably Earth's fault

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Re: How long before.....

I expect there are already medical masks lying about on the regolith, they are everywhere else.

Should we send a shipment of WD40 on the next Lunar mission? We could flog some to the Loonies to help cover costs.

Rocket Lab boss Peter Beck talks to The Reg about crap weather, reusing boosters, and taking a trip to Venus

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Venus

I have always wondered why there are not more probes sent to Venus, I know Mars is interesting because it offers more potential for life and colonies but Venus is close and has a lot of organic chemistry going on.

It would be amazing if some kind of extremophile life was found in the clouds.

Help. The political process is corrupted, full of lies and state-sponsored deep fakes. Now Microsoft's to the rescue

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My impression is that this is going to red flag anything that has detectable post production signatures so that's 90% or more of photos and presumably a fair amount of videos.

Or is it smarter than that?

'A guy in a jetpack' seen flying at 3,000ft within few hundred yards of passenger jet landing at LA airport

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The first question is Smart phone pics? are there any and if so why not?

Second question, was the jet pack red with a gold face plate?

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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Amazon manglement

This makes it clear that from the top it's arseholes all the way down.

UK govt: It's time to get staff back into the office! Capita: Hey everyone... about that...

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Re: Isnt that good?

With over 8 million people in the UK living in unaffordable or unsuitable housing along with growing numbers of homeless, perhaps the empty office space could be gadually integrated into the housing stock?

There has been a huge shortfall of affordable housing since the war, every successive government has promised to do something about it and none of them have.

Thatcher's idea of 'Right to buy' might have been useful if the money from sold houses was put directly back into building more affordable housing but she made sure that wouldn't happen.