* Posts by Chris G

6754 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2007

Facebook: Nice iOS app of ours you have there, would be a shame if you had to pay for it

Chris G

Re: They can’t charge for it anyway..

I don't consider myself to be a vindictive type but if IPv6 drained the swamp that is Feacebook and it subsequently imploded, I would find that quite entertaining.

Researchers say objects can hide from computer vision by seeking out unusual company that trips correlation bias

Chris G

Re: Yawn

"The intelligence demonstrated by this is extremely artificial."

It's not intelligent is the biggest problem, it is just a tarted up version of a logic gate, I suspect the average hamster has better decision making intelligence and far less likely to run you and your autonomous vehicle into the path of a speeding juggernaut.

Chris G

"vegan/gluten-free "

You missed out low fat, unsweetened, organic and pesticide free.

There must be a market for selling empty food containers as containing the ultimate health food, I must have think on a marketing strategy.

Chris G

Re: Hawaiian Pizza - why not?

No hate just not a fan of putting any fruit other than a tomatoe onto pizza.

Chris G

While I am sure it would be easy enough to train a system to recognise a pizza or a pineapple, a pizza with pineapple on it ceases to be a pizza and the pineapple is now a chunk so it needs to be redefined.

I would recognise a pineapple pizza as a frisbee!

British bank TSB says it will fix days-long transaction troubles tonight

Chris G

It sounds as though they are taking a similar route to the earlier debacle, denying there is a serious problem until everything has fallen apart.

Stale and past its best. Are you talking about Windows or the pizza you're waiting for?

Chris G

Re: Pizza toppings

As I mentioned elsewhere today, pineapple on a pizza is a travesty, however, some years back a workmate informed me that his pizza that he ordered from a local takeaway included two toenail clippings. Possibly added mistakenly thinking he was a foot fetishist but enough to keep me from ever going near the place again.

I am sure worse things have gone into or on takeaway food but I don't want to think about it.

Gone in 60 electrons: Digital art swaggers down the cul-de-sac of obsolescence

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NFT

Not Fucking Trustworthy, not as a long term investment anyway.

90% of all art is bullshit, 99% if it is very recent contemporary art, luckily for many contemporary artists there are a lot of potential bridge buyers out there who like to think 'They know art'.

Having had a little experience setting up exhibitions for a client and looking at ways to promote him, I am firmly convinced of the overriding lack of value and content in much of the contemporary art scene, which does make any genuinely good art all the more valuable.

There may have been problems with the JEDI deal but you still wouldn't have won, Oracle told by US govt

Chris G

'Smine!

Stamping my feet and screaming if I didn't get my own way worked for me, until I was about two years old!

If you're the 1% and have 10 mins to spare this July, bid for a place on first Blue Origin space tourism launch

Chris G

It's only fair

That Jeff should go on the first trip, but they should drop him off to prepare his moon base for the eventual trip to mars.

Basecamp CEO issues apology after 'no political discussions at work' edict blows up in his face

Chris G

Re: What part of that so people have issues with?

Frankly, if the 18 who left were so tetchy, the company is better off without them.

It wasn't as if he was trying to ban their political and societal beliefs, just concentrate on work at work.

What is it that has so many people permanently triggered and ready to go off at the drop of almost any word?

American schools' phone apps send children's info to ad networks, analytics firms

Chris G

Re: Think of the children ('s spending power)

The year my mocks came up was the first year a calculator was permitted in the maths exam.

Other than that, no phones, no copiers etc only a book of maths tables and a slide rule.

Chris G

Re: Really ?

"Licensed or unlicensed firearm?"

Yes!

Chris G

Re: Really ?

Rather than publishing where the data is going to, it would be more certain and protective of minor's data to make it illegal to slurp any data from these apps.

The Wight stuff: Marconi and the island, when working remotely on wireless comms meant something very different

Chris G

I had a coloured sand filled glass lighthouse my girlfriend's mum gave me.

I and my girlfriend were involved in a near fatal car crash in the early seventies and she was convalescing at a place they rented in Seaside IOW.

Since my car was wrecked I bought a German made Diana scooter for twenty quid and used to ride down every weekend. I remember the monument but nothing about St Catherine's Point.

I do remember the cream teas on the island though, I wish such a thing existed here in Spain.

What not to expect when you're expecting: Fertility apps may be selling intimate health secrets

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It seems the first rule of business now is callousness, the majority of online business merely sees people as a means to wealth and disregards their humanity completely.

Ethics is a county and a moral is an edible fungus!

WTH are NFTs? Here is the token, there is the Beeple....

Chris G

Re: So, it's a bubble?

"E.g. back in the day, people used to put stuff in an sealed envelope and post it to themselves; as long as the seal remained unbroken, the mail date-stamp was considered proof."

So that would be Schroedinger's Copyright, since the proof that the work was first and original is only valid if the seal is unbroken, so the work has an equal chance of being first or not or first and subsequent.

Chris G

Re: Non-Functionible Software

I am not surprised that Damien Hurst has jumped on this bandwagon, anything that doesn't involve real work (or art) would appeal to him, he in turn , is literally a product of the so called doyens of the contemporary arts institute.

On a more monetary note, I have a number of digitised, blockchained bridges for sale, anyone who is interested please leave a comment here with your banking details and gullibility quotient.

In China, the Smart TV watches you, shares IP address, Wi-Fi SSIDs, viewing habits, and more

Chris G

Re: The smart TV watches you wherever you are in the world

My Hisense is plugged into the satellite box and the Grundig has a terrestrial antenna connected, if the two of them get more than a couple of hours a month in use I would be amazed.

Not so fast, SpaceX: $3bn NASA Moon landing contract blocked by rivals' gripes

Chris G

"to create and distribute wealth"

I think that notion lost ground before the turn of the century, it certainly has since.

Corporate morals seem to have got to the level of a playground bully with an "Aww I wanted that" attitude backed up with a team of avaricious lawyers.

Chris G

@Franklin

Exactly what I came here to say.

It's good to see the maintenance of high levels of pork barrel integrity of those of extending humanity's horizons, for Jeff I doubt it is even about the money, more a fit of pique on the vein of 'Do you know who I am?'.

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

Chris G

Re: I'm a word wrangler...

You may post as AC but I recognise your writing style and enjoy your 'named' posts too.

Can't see why anyone would downvote this post.

Chris G

Novel interference

You don't need an outside agency to mess with the words you have written; I have been writing a couple of novels for years, every time I open one up and re-read it before adding more, I find a lot of rubbish that I can't possibly have written.

Vodafone building world-girdling hybrid analytics apps capable of slurping 50 terabytes a day

Chris G

Re: "quickly offer its customers new, personalised products"

If experience is anything to go by, you will find unexplained charges in your monthly bills for things you have never agreed to, heard of, seen or used but apparently have in the contract you haven't signed.

If a sales drone/customer support from Vodafone ever calls you never use the word yes in the conversation at all as it will be used as permission to go ahead and supply you with some rubbish that you don't want.

NYPD puts down $94k robot canine contract after outcry

Chris G

Re: It is not a dog

If it can't lick it's own balls (other parts are available), it ain't a dog.

Chris G

Re: Next time they have someone shooting in a school or supermarket...

Cute or not, the Boston Dynamics dog thing may be able to climb stairs but nimble it ain't.

If you sent one to spy on a loony gunman it would only need one bullet to cost the city and its taxpayers all those thousands of dollars.

A reasonable drone would be a much better bet, harder to shoot and cheap enough to deploy a few at a time.

Chris G

Re: Well they really should have use this as community outreach than crime fighting!

Roboplod would describe this better, slow moving and requiring a cop with a controller, it is hardly a sneaky surveillance device.

It's only advantage over the more traditional robots in police use that I can see is the ability to climb stairs, slowly.

While does look like a waste of money, the arguments against it seem to be the usual emotional responses rather than the fact that it is expensive and not really any better in function than simpler cheaper machines.

Sooner or later new, improved versions of this will be what every police commissioner will want, complete with wall climbing, door breaching and minigun carrying capabilities and a Judge badge.

So what if I pay peanuts for my home broadband? I demand you fix it NOW!

Chris G

Re: Is someone in the room? Are they OK!?

@CuChullain

There is some good guitar work on the album but the rest is irritating to me especially the voice of Demi's Roussos.

From that period I preferred Ramses' Space Hymns.

Chris G

Re: Is someone in the room? Are they OK!?

There were two 45 second sections I liked,

the 45 seconds before the track began and the 45 seconds after it finished, the bit in between spoilt it for me.

FWIW, my dad thought I must have been dropped on my head as a baby at the hospital and it damaged my ability to recognise music.

Chris G

Re: Is someone in the room? Are they OK!?

Even an overdose of psilocybins and several bottles of Blue Nun would not enable me to listen to that stuff all the way through, Black Sabbath or similar would have been blowing my speakers in those days.

Thank god I am retired and have no need to zoom at any time other than when on my Suzuki.

Google to ban emoji, deceptive marketing, and ALL CAPS from Play Store metadata later this year

Chris G

Whenever Google et al do something for the benefit of consumers, why do I feel they are not?

Bill to protect UK against harmful foreign investment becomes law

Chris G

"what's left to protect, save for our innovative jam industry? ®"

The Marmite industry is still thoroughly British, although it was invented by a German.

From the article, it doesn't sound as though there is much to define when the government should or should not intervene, just as there is little to define what constitutes national security.

Palantir co-founder, CEO Alexander Karp gets $1.1bn bumper payday in IPO year

Chris G

Re: AI

AI doesn't worry me nearly as much as many of those who wish to employ half baked possibly not fit for purpose AIs for almost every problem or function they don't already have a solution for, a fair percentage, even if they do have a working solution still want to replace it with an AI solution because AI....

You are not alone in not knowing how they work, few people employing 'AI' have much of an idea of what an AI is and whether or not what they think is an AI actually is, mostly the accurate part of the description is Artificial, the Intelligence is frequently questionable.

Not only were half of an AI text adventure generator's sessions NSFW but some involved depictions of sex with children

Chris G

Re: Ethics

Imprison the AI!

Corporations in the US already have status as an individual.if I understand it correctly.

I am guessing that status is likely to be extended to AIs in the future, particularly if they act autonomously it will become more likely.

Chris G

It's obvious the so called AI is responding to the typical direction that most fantasies take, so it's natural the AI automatically applies sex to most scenarios.

It says a lot about how repressed much of society is in public if they turn to mostly sex adventures in the privacy of their own PCs.

Vivaldi update unleashes the 'Cookie Crumbler' to simply block any services asking for consent (sites may break)

Chris G

Re: European websites

Of course, one must remember that European does not include the UK.

Even before the UK was out of the Union, British sites usually in my experience made a point of ignoring GDPR as much as possible concerning cookie consent and of course still do even though Britain is still theoretically constrained by GDPR.

It's about about time for a Cookie Free Website Association with a big badge at the top of the entry page.

Big Tech bankrolling AI ethics research and events seems very familiar. Ah, yes, Big Tobacco all over again

Chris G

Re: We're Missing Two Things

That actually boils down to one missing thing; if all advertisers had ethics they would only tell the truth.

I wonder if many in Big tech who bandy the word ethics around, know who Immanuel Kant was, or for that matter what deontology is?

Billions in data protection lawsuits rides on Google's last-ditch UK Supreme Court defence for Safari Workaround sueball

Chris G

IANAL but if I had the power and the law supported me I would pursue Google for malicious intent.

Brit MPs and campaigners come together to oppose COVID status certificates as 'divisive and discriminatory'

Chris G

Re: Not "divisive and discriminatory", but essential

Fear of needles shouldn't be an issue, there is at one functional vaccine that can be taken orally.

Though it will be poo pooed in the West as it is Russian.

Chris G
Trollface

The simple answer is to get everyone vaccinated, for anyone entering the country just give them a shot before they are allowed off the plane and put them in quarantine for two weeks.

China launches first module of new, crewed, Tiangong-3 space station

Chris G

Congrats to China

Anything like this can only spur further efforts to invest in research in space, regardless of politics.

UK government gives Automated Lane Keeping Systems the green light for use on motorways

Chris G

Re: The technology could create around 38,000 new jobs...

I would love to see how they arrive at these figures, they always sound to me like 'Think of a number' strategies.

I bet if pressed the minister will have zero to back those numbers up.

I can see this technology being disruptive though, mostly when a car decides to change lanes due to a couple of random electrons.

What is it with Facebook and screwing democracies? Now calls for Prime Minister Modi to resign censored in India

Chris G

Re: The rest of the story

"And of course it is nothing to do with having received Indian government approval for our $5.7Bn investment in India last year."

Korean app-maker Scatter Lab fined for using private data to create homophobic and lewd chatbot

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Leeches

ScatterLab sounds like a thoroughly nice outfit, another social media company preying on human weaknesses and monetising them.

They got off too lightly.

Good: Water vapor signal detected for first time on distant planet. Bad: Er, we'll let one of the boffins explain

Chris G

I find it remarkable how much can be inferred from such relatively tiny amounts of information, especially considering it is only a few years since the methods for detecting exo-planets was developed.

Though some of the press releases are sometimes somewhat over imaginative, the work these guys do is fantastic and is truly inspirational.

Michael Collins, once the world's 'loneliest man,' is dead. If that name means little or nothing to you, read this

Chris G

A man

Full of humility, and the right stuff!

RIP.

UK's Competition and Markets Authority sticks probe in SK Hynix's $9bn proposed buy of Intel's NAND and SSD units

Chris G

I tried corrections and nothing happened.

So 22021, twenty thousand years is slow even for a governmental department.

UK government resists pressure to hold statutory inquiry into Post Office Horizon scandal

Chris G

Re: It's not just an IT scandal

I was referring specifically to the Fujitsu scandal a a legacy.

Beijing offers tax credits to patent-packing, R&Ding chip outfits great and very small

Chris G

Re: Typical commie behaviour

Was that the September 2020 executive order that was accompanied by a government announcement of $25Bn in subsidies with a max of $3Bn to any one investment in new tech?

The main difference between the two would be who pockets what, how much and what is the penalty if caught.

China claims it has stolen a march on 6G with colossal patent portfolio

Chris G

Re: 6G

@vtcodger

I wasn't aware of any of that, I'm in!

I like blackjack and a nice young lady at my shoulder while I am playing is always nice.

Will there be any decent bourbon at the tables?