Interesting Cover Story
M: Ah 007 sit down. We have an unusual mission for you. We want you to stop people using these. [points to a device on the table]
007: What is it? An IED?
Q: No 007 it's a GSM Gateway. It allows our greatest enemy the ability to circumvent our surveillance.
007: So you want me to go to China and destroy the factory that makes them?
M: No 007.
007: You want me to assassinate the design team?
M: No 007 we want you to take a senior role at OFCOM and make sure they are banned.
007: Isn't that a bit, erm public, for a spy? I know nothing about communications regulation or competition law.
M:You don't need to be qualified to run a quango, the junior staff do all the real work. You'll be hidden in plain site as it were, and if anyone does suspect, we'll just move you to another civil service role. Why do you think we have so many of them?
007: Ok but do I get my own PA?
M: 009 is between assignments and she's a qualified accountant
007: Excellent, she can teach me about double entry