* Posts by foo_bar_baz

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Grief and disbelief greet Elop's Nokia revolution

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Sell Symbian?

It was open sourced, remember?

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Boffin

Meh

"Symbian will be around for a long time, but as a S40 version."

S40 does not use Symbian OS, it is an OS. Symbian was open sourced, S40 has always been proprietary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_40

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbian

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S60_(software_platform)

It's official: Nokia bets on Microsoft for smartphones

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Coat

Riga doesn't rhyme with tiger

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Alabama sex shop owner swaps 'Guns for Toys'

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Pint

@Decius

Heh, nice. Or maybe:

- "I want the Penetrator 2000 XL to teach her / myself / it a lesson"

- You can buy anything as long as you're also buying a "naught teacher" costume as well. A Swedish nurse or French maid outfit doesn't qualify.

Anonymous pwns security firm that probed its membership

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Swooosh!

I can tell you're a scientist, that's for sure.

'Tree Octopus' proves journos no smarter than 13-year-old Americans

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FAIL

That's right

Everything in Internet forum postings is true, especially by those with an axe to grind and a ready supply of straw.

I have an idea, maybe we should do something more to get people to think like us. Anonymous postings on Internet forums is clearly not enough. Start by going door to door with pamphlets. If things pick up maybe later we get to colonize a few countries and teach them the Right Way.

First fondleslab found in 1970s kids TV sci-fi gem

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Wrong colour turtleneck

That's all.

Assange traveled in drag to evade gov spooks

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FAIL

Disgusting

Torture and killing thousands of civilians aren't stories, I guess.

Where is it that fail astroturfers like you crawl up from? I hope they threw you a dime from Langley, well deserved.

China plans city 'twice the size of Wales'

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Coat

Internationally recognizable units, please.

~ 1.3 Belgiums, for us Europeans

~ 0.05 Texas', for the Merkins

Gamers raid medical server to host Call of Duty

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3rd option

I think usually it's meant that the break in happens via a chain of compromised machines.

There are attacks that don't require receiving responses, so spoofing can be used in a narrow set of cases - but not if you want to install a CoH server!

US woman @theashes gives in to Twitter, flies to Sydney

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Coat

"An hour and a half of play and"

"there's a good chance there won't even be a single goal."

Like sex for most women, then. Or so I'm told, I wouldn't know.

Masked Santas disarm Swedish royal guard

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Paris Hilton

Let me be the first to say

Hello, welcome to The Register. As for your question, the "Bootnotes" section name should be a hint.

Paris, because she's not new.

UN defends human right to WikiLeaked info

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FAIL

"If I remember correctly"

OK, we already know you for what you are, stop being so obvious. As they said, this is one of the benefits of the leaks besides the information itself.

Citations or be gone.

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Grenade

Anglocentric, a little?

You're saying peace keepers from New Zealand, Denmark, Sweden, Ireland etc. are traffickers, rapists and killers. Probably true. Or maybe you're full of it.

The UN rules would have stopped a recent war that resulted in about half a million civilian deaths, had the USA followed the rules. Instead we got "freedom fries".

But I get it, if you're from the USA, UK or Australia you're *always* the "good guys", never mind what the facts say. For example, US troops in Iraq are there under a UN mandate and they have NOT, EVER engaged in rape or torture, no siree.

http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/04/06/iraq

National Identity Card holding chumps have buyer's remorse

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How about

They paid the state for a service (convenience of the card vs. other methods of identification), so shouldn't they get their money's worth? People complain about how inefficient public services are vs. private ones, shouldn't we hold them up to the same standard in this regard?

"Sorry, Microsoft has a new CEO so you understand why we've stopped supporting Windows 7 in December 2010. Please use Windows 2011 instead."

Assange: Text messages show rape allegations were 'set up'

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Grenade

Now who's absurd?

You are making so many factual errors you must be an American. I've seen enough examples to recognize it's a trademark "argumentation" method in the US.

"Co-conspirator"?

"Coerced"?

"collecting money for the dupe's defense fund"?

WTF? Or do you have some inside information we don't know about? I'm really interested, because as the parent article says, Wikileaks is a passive recepticle for anonymously submitted information. Are you not aware of this, or willfully ignoring it?

Put up or shut up.

Three punts UNLIMITED smartphone package

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Stop

No

Experience from another European country: My parents switched from ADSL to the fastest unlimited 3G data service available. They lasted a few months before switching back to ADSL.

3G data is OK for mobile usage, that's all.

Air Force blocks access to sites that covered WikiLeaks

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Good points

However, I don't think the point is that they are trying to keep the secrets. They are trying to stop servicemen having their eyes opened to the implications, and to what friendly people think. Reading the news articles will lead to soldiers getting "demotivated" in their daily work. If they weren't sure they were the good guys before, they darn well are questioning it now.

FBI 'planted backdoor' in OpenBSD

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Coat

I guess that was a poor attempt at humour

I'll get my coat.

I wasn't aware there was a fatwa on redundant et ceteras. Got it, duly noted, live and learn ... and so on and so forth. :P

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Troll

"Where does that leave ... Windows"?

So. Many. Answers...

1) The FBI doesn't need to bother with planting back doors, so many accidental ones already.

2) The FBI backdoors have been disabled and replaced by Chinese subcontractors.

3) No need for doors ... the Windows are already open.

4) This is just open source FUD, closed and proprietary software is secure! We know because we paid for it.

5) No need for backdoors in Windows - we have Adobe for that.

6) Not worthwhile backdooring Windows - no worthwhile target would use Windows for VPNs or other Internet-facing services

etc. etc.

WikiLeaks.org resurrected in US of A

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"People will die"

People have died already. Tens of thousands.

http://www.channel4.com/news/iraq-war-files-death-at-checkpoint

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/05/wikileaks-us-army-iraq-attack

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/22/iraq-war-logs-military-leaks

Please read and watch.

Oh, you mean as a result of the leaks?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11882092

Yes, they are heroes.

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FAIL

"Fairly moderate"

http://www.iraqbodycount.org/

100,000 people dead because of your lying, imperialist leaders is "fairly moderate"?

Keep sending your boys to kill and die in the name of "protecting our freedom". I hope your "national security" is worth it. Oops, I mean oil and government contract dollars.

Angry Birds find new way to take your money

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Pint

"cosmetic money pits"

I'm all for future generations spending their money on immaterial epeen rather than material ego inflators that often

a) are manufactured in 3rd world countries under bad conditions (eg. clothes and accessories)

b) have a negative environmental impact from manufacture/delivery/usage/disposal (anything, but especially eg. sports cars)

Could even have a positive impact on trade imbalance for us Westerners.

Perhaps this is a tiny step towards the Star Trek like utopia where ownership of material goods is no longer the force driving people.

EU telecoms to Apple, Google: 'Pay up!"

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Excellent point

How about Google, Yahoo et al solve the ISPs' problems by simply blocking them? See how long the customers stay with the operator.

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Pint

Over here

I pay a fixed monthly fee for an unlimited 3G plan, just like I do for *DSL. (Don't be jealous, it's pretty flaky). The operators keep raising the advertised speeds and slashing the prices. 3G data only plans are essentially marketed as competition to fixed line broadband. And people use them as such. Obviously one user with bittorrent is going to make life a misery for both the telco and all other customers.

Now the telcos are crying for handouts because *gasp* people use the mobile network for Internet access - which *double gasp* includes other protocols and content than plain text over HTTP/POP3/IMAP. How could they ever have seen that coming?

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This proves capitalism works

First, this is about "mobile broadband" not fixed.

Secondly, this is capitalism in action in the best way possible. Sometimes companies overreach in their competition and there are inevitable casualties. The market readjusts - either the prices come up to cover costs or a new competitor or technology picks up the slack.

The old monopolies just haven't got used to how it works. Before they got subsidies from the government, now they can't so here they are turning to the next possible place to get those unearned pennies. How about they try to charge the customer instead of relying on charity?

Don't worry, you'll get your broadband and it will keep getting faster and cheaper on the long term.

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Megaphone

Quick questions

1) Why are the mobile operators not charging the customers enough to cover the cost of operating their businesses?

2) If the marketing departments are to blame as you say, is the answer really then charge *non-customers* to subsidize their bad business decisions?

To me this is all symptomatic of the old government monopoly frame of mind. In a capitalist world there has to be a risk of failure. If these businesses are following an unsustainable business model either they need to change or they have to go bankrupt. Simples.

McNealy to Ellison: How to duck death by open source

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Coat

Oh let's not get into this one

Single vs. multiple thread performance, server vs. desktop, yadda yadda

Anonymous attacks PayPal in 'Operation Avenge Assange'

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There's a good troll

Has release of Wikileaks documents cost lives?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11882092

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Pint

We, who, what?

"we are all members of this country and should protect as we would our own homes..."

Check the URL of the site you're posting on. It's (gasp!) in Europe!

Here's an excercise for you: in your own words, please explain who are your "ENEMIES" and why are they hostile to you?

Part 2: What vital interests have been hurt by the leaked documents, and how have they been hurt?

I was timeboxed in a holistic scrum

foo_bar_baz

And?

However, while Scrum doesn't have magic answers to many things (you can't ignore architectural plans etc. as some seem to think) it does improve on the plan-implement-test (I've used up my quota of buzzwords) pattern in many ways. I just picked one favourite improvement from a developer point of view.

Maybe I hit a nerve. Notice I never said developers always know best. I just wanted to highlight how I find some satisfaction that Scrum has mechanisms to protect the developer from some friendly manager coming up with "here's a small thing I need you to do, should only take half an hour" and being pressurized into skimping on quality. It becomes the customer/manager's transparent, conscious and on-record decision to reprioritize: either leave something out of the scope or defer it to later. When following plan-implement-test those decisions are hidden and contribute to budget overruns, bad quality and late deliveries.

Besides, it's often that poor PM's are just trying to make happen what the clueless marketeers promised to the customer. ;)

I agree (and it should be plain from my previous posts) that many agilistas reduce Agile to some silly catch phrases, which is a shame. It detracts from the real meat and people (yourself included?) end up thinking it just means something like "be supportive of your team".

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Oops

When you talk about things you need to give them names. It can be confusing, I know.

Perhaps I should have said Scrum makes it plain it's my boss who's an idiot when I'm not able to achieve the impossible.

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Very droll

Yes, I can't help laugh at some aspects of Scrum and the religious zeal of some proponents. To keep up the religious comparison, for some reason the Scrum evangelists tend to focus on form over substance - as you point out. One can't just go through the motions and decide they're now "agile".

However, Scrum as a reaction to top-down, rigid waterfall methodology should be seen as nothing short of a developer revolution. Done right, it puts a lot of power in developer hands and really lays bare the pain points (like overoptimistic and overbearing managers deciding on what's possible to do in what time frame).

Apache loses Java showdown vote to Oracle

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Paris Hilton

Shareholder value

Shareholder value on the short term, perhaps. Shareholder value on the medium and long term is affected by soft things like perceptions. Companies don't try to outdo each other on their green credentials because they want to be nice. It would behoove Oracle to think about their geek credentials as well as their quarterly profit.

Frenchies, Germans wave fat pipes at embarrassed Brits

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Boffin

"Snow" tyres

Aren't just for snow. The rubber is a different compound that grips better than (what we call) summer tyres in cold and icy conditions.

US politician: 'homosexual agenda' behind TSA groin grope

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The secret agenda!

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Apple Mac Mini with Snow Leopard Server

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Really?

So I can use your NAS box as a domain controller for a small office? I'd be interested to know the manufacturer and model.

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FAIL

Talk about different applications

Your NAS box does not offer

1) A mail server with webmail, POP3 and IMAP

2) Directory services (single sign on, in case you don't know what that is)

...

etc.

DDoS attack, sex warrant won't stop Assange's leaky discharge

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Is that the latest in rhetorical putdowns?

"He's a commie"

"He's a terrorist"

"bin Laden is his hero"

OK, we can now ignore everything he says/does. Everything a commie/terrorist/bin Laden fan says is a lie and everything he does is wrong.

Thanks for showing us the Truth.

Mozilla rages at MS, Apple and Google's 'trojan horse' tactics

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Megaphone

Excuse me?

Installing software (including plugins) is just

- Putting files and folders somewhere

- Changing config/registry entries

These are installers running with administrator privileges. Firefox does not have to be running to install them. How exactly do you propose Firefox deny "side-loading" plugins? Whatever hoops you set up can be side-stepped - Firefox being open source it's not exactly difficult for vendors to see what you're doing.

Yes! It's the Reg Top 5 FUTURISTIC GUNS Thanksgiving Roundup!

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Some things don't translate

Including humour (or spelling). Get over it.

I guess you yanks would be impressed by the author showing off his guns/muscles/cash instead of his wit. The rest of us were entertained.

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Boffin

While this article is very much about the US

Just to say FN is a Belgian company.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_Herstal

Europe's broadband bird goes up tonight

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wb

Where have you been lurking? Actually, don't tell me.

Apple accused of iPhone ban on 'all single-station radio apps'

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Jobs Horns

Treat them mean, keep them keen

Come on, you can't be exclusive if you kowtow to any old shmuck. Arbitrary and capricious mistreatment keeps everyone on their toes and guessing, and in awe of you. Every respected personality from the Roman centurions to mafia bosses knows this.

Masochists add Jimbo Wales to every webpage

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Unhappy

Thanks for that

You brought tears to my eyes. Freezing in the dark arctic winter here. :(

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Paris Hilton

wooosh

It's a very special kind of humour, not all understand.

China-inspired charity aims to sex-down society

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De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

And they (purposefully?) conflate a photocopier with photography. To quote the ever excellent Police:

Poets, priests and politicians

have words to thank for their positions

Words that scream for your submission

Putting the internet into neutral, or neutering the net?

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FAIL

Did you even read the FA?

This is about blocking or downgrading competing services like VOIP and video on demand to favour their own voice network / walled gardens / partner services. ISPs have been caught with their hands in the cookie jar already.

Reluctant and health my ass.

Maybe you work for a clean-as-a-whistle ISP and couldn't imagine doing this. If that's the case the props to you.

Berners-Lee: Facebook 'threatens' web future

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Boffin

You completed what?

POS? Piece of Shit? Point of Sale?

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