* Posts by Daniel B.

3158 posts • joined 12 Oct 2007

'Severe' OpenSSL vuln busts public key crypto

Daniel B.
Boffin

HDCP

I'd say ... this glitch seems to be a good thing for those trying to crack HDCP and similar DRM crap. Monkeying around with the power supply requires the 'hacker' to have physical access to the server, which makes said attack unfeasible. However, it is a damn good method to crack all that stuff they stuck into HD content, Blu-Ray and similar media. Nice!

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Brass necked suspect swallows USB evidence

Daniel B.
Coat

Yipes

I spose it now contains shitty data, then.

Jokes aside, I'd hint that this guy is counting on his own stomach juices to do the "data wipe". Sadly, the juices will only corrode the outer shell.

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Acer predicts end of cheap PC era

Daniel B.
Unhappy

My RAM is expensive

I remember running up costs for RAM in November. I was seeing $30 2Gb DDR2 RAM sticks, and thought "nice, I'm gonna get me that lean mean 8Gb machine for me! Whoops... the RAM had jumped to $70. So I'm stuck with a 4Gb box, 'coz its expensive.

It seems like its time to buy a crapload of RAM sticks and sell 'em for more... prices are definitely going up.

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iPhone ego clash costs Flash at Virgin America

Daniel B.
Go

Oh yes!

Having to deal with those lazy Flash-only sites from time to time, this is one thing I can actually thank the iPhone for. Flash is for games, anything more complex is a job for HTML, JSP, ASPX, PHP, whatever.

Good riddance!

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Forgot your ThinkPad password? Get new hardware

Daniel B.
Boffin

Ooooh, they still have that policy?

One guy at high school had the misfortune of setting his password, and he immediately forgot his password.

He then spent MONTHS trying to get IBM to reset his password... he eventually had to buy another laptop. That was back in 1998, seems like that policy has remained in Lenovo.

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Apple is suing HTC

Daniel B.
Boffin

Apple II

Maybe they're talking about the Apple Computer in the 70's ... those used to be very common before the advent of the IBM PC. Most of the stuff found in Apple Computers dominated the 8-bit personal compuer market up to the 80's; see the MSX and Commodore for that.

I do wonder if that gives Apple the right of "igniting" the PC revolution, though.

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Hacker cuffed for Moscow big screen entertainment

Daniel B.

Is it that much different than "regular" programming?

I once went to a local mall a couple of years ago, and was greeted by p0rn being shown in the food court screens. However, this "porn" was actually a 50 cent video. So you don't really need to hack these things to get porn, just switch to rapper videos!

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'Kevin Rudd sucks' declares hacked Oz road sign

Daniel B.
FAIL

Says much

That instead of reprogramming the thing back to normal, they had to kill the power to the sign. Maybe they forgot the password???

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Spanish priest spunked €17k on chat lines and whores

Daniel B.
Flame

Gah! My eyes!

Forget about the lack of a NSFW tag, even with the small window I had open, my eyes are on fire. HEEELP!

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Apple strips top shelf, leaves corporate smut in place

Daniel B.
FAIL

Hm...

"you don't need 10 year old jimmy posting Wobble shots of his teacher on FB, and getting her fired, or using the "naked" app to post child porn pseudo images of his classmates and getting the whole school shut down"

I'm pretty sure that all of this can be done without an iBone, any pen cam will suffice to get the "sample" and would get uploaded by, you know, *normal* PCs.

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Tricorder/Aliens-motion-tracker handscanner kit gets $6m

Daniel B.
Go

3D, eh?

So it means that this version of the Aliens tracker will actually tell them they're coming from *above*, and not through the door?

Nice!

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Google digs 6-foot hole for Gears

Daniel B.
Boffin

Problem with OGG

... is that using that thingy means downloading stuff into your PC. Codec-hunting. Which is fine for techy, nerdy guys like us, but extremely annoying for common users who want their stuff to "just work".

The day that MS includes OGG codecs on its OS will be the day that OGG gains universal adoption. Otherwise, it is only another hoop to jump for "normal" users.

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Oracle should cannibalize JavaFX Frankenstein

Daniel B.
Boffin

Depends on what you call 'fat'.

If you follow the true three-tier development model, having the client-side component as a Swing UI *doesn't* mean you have a fat client. The whole Business Logic should be processed by the AppServer instead, and the UI is just that: a UI for the user. I for one would rather see actual thin-clients on the, erm, client-side than the diarrhea of web2.0 apps relying on crappy JavaScript or those ugly Flash-based "sites".

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Almost 2,500 firms breached in ongoing hack attack

Daniel B.
Boffin

Meh

I also worked at a large financial organization, and while IE6 was the "standard", so was Nestcape 4. That was because Netscape 4 is the most recent browser with OS/2 support; go figure.

The good thing is that those OS/2 beasts with Netscape4 are basically malware-proof, as there's no chance in hell they'll even be able to run the malware!

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

Daniel B.
Boffin

Bussard Ramjets

I read about those in the DOOM novelizations. Theoretically, it works even better when you take into account a Fusion Reactor. That extra hydrogen is your free fuel refill!

Anyway, this investigation neglects the use of the "force field" around most Federation ships, which may be well into science fiction, but then again, the same remains true for near-c man-rated ships.

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A decade of techno-sex: Look how far we've come

Daniel B.
Happy

It is here too

The use of "Durex" (or Diurex, as pronounced in Spanish) for referring to adhesive tape is also common over here. Yes, in fact I think that "Durex" the condom manufacturer was also the same "Durex" the tape manufacturer; thus we have the same brand for different, err.... uses.

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OpenOffice 3.2 - now with less Microsoft envy

Daniel B.
Thumb Down

@Greg J Preece

Which companies? Most of the places I've worked at in the last 3 years have stuck to XP and Office 2003. No one in their right mind has chosen 2007, especially with that "Ribbon" thingy that seems to have eaten up all their beloved menus. Not to mention Vista, which I've seen in only 2 corporate PC' in that same timeframe; and those PCs were new. In fact, I suspect new PC acquisitions have been frozen in most corps *thanks* to Vista. Woo!!!

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iPad forces operators to shave their SIMs

Daniel B.
Boffin

You didn't read the article?

"MicroSIM is the smallest size currently available. It supports additional address book features, better security and a few other API enhancements *out of the box*"

So, you didn't read the part about the "new features" being available on USIM chips, micro or not? IIRC, the only difference between "mini" and "micro" is the excess plastic surrounding the actual chip, hence the ability to "hack" a normal USIM card into a "microSIM" slot. You're just cutting the useless plastic.

"Apple have a track record of popularising new interfaces and technologies. They did it with USB, with Firewire, with multitouch... and they were (in)famously the first computer manufacturer to drop the 3.5" floppy drive."

... and they were also the first ones in using SCSI as a HDD standard, first to jump into RISC/PowerPC, first in using 3.5" floppies instead of the 5.25" with the Macintosh ... all of these improvements were lost in favor of cheap crap by switching to IDE and x86.

I doubt USB was made popular by Mac, Firewire was better but it didn't quite take off, and dropping the 3.5" floppy *when they did it* was kind of stupid, as pendrives weren't that popular back then.

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Daniel B.
Boffin

The difference is just a bunch of plastic.

If you have a miniSIM that conforms to the USIM standard, the only difference is the plastic around the SIM. It is the chip itself the one that would be detected by the iPad. :)

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Microscope-wielding boffins crack cordless phone crypto

Daniel B.
Boffin

Yeah, right.

RSA is still secure 30+ years after its conception, the only thing that makes it "weak" is its dependence on key length. IDEA is also quite old, and is still considered secure. Most of the cracked algorithms are usually the ones that were half-baked, short-sighted and propietary. DECT falls into this category.

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iPhone vulnerable to remote attack on SSL

Daniel B.
Boffin

Erm

You realize it is the *iPhone* the one doing this? The one that the Mactards insist is flawless, and doesn't have any of those "your system is insecure" malware vectors???

As an even greater insult, the "verified" config comes from Apple Computer, which is easy to register as thanks to Apple ditching its original name: "Apple Computer". If they still had that one, the guy who got the legit SSL cert wouldn't have been able to do so. Of course, this also makes you wonder how would a CA not realize that someone asking for "Apple Computer" might be phishing.

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Facebook re-write takes PHP to an enterprise past

Daniel B.
Boffin

At last!

My main problem with most scripting languages is that I believe that interpreted languages add unnecessary overhead on the CPU that could be spent executing instructions, especially in a production environment where code is changed once a week but executed a zillion times between code changes. It isn't like I'm about to change my code every time I run it!

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Obama scraps Constellation moon mission

Daniel B.
Boffin

And yet...

the Space Shuttle still had some reuseable parts. Constellation was basically stepping backwards and using the shitty 60's tech "just bigger". They didn't even try to do something like the DynoSoar or any similar reuseable spaceplane.

Hell, they even ignored DIRECT, which had a lower cost than the Ares thingies they've just cancelled.

At least I hope that this means NASA will actually work in a real spaceship instead of "use once and discard" toys.

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Scott McNealy signs off in style

Daniel B.
Happy

Sun's potshots at MS

I still miss that "Jacques Cousteau" commercial where he dies because his scuba equipment uses Windows NT. "Ze last thing he saw vas not the blue of the sea, but the Blue Screen of Death."

I'm going to miss these guys.

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Boffin calculates pi to 2.7 trillion digits

Daniel B.
Boffin

Ah, the calculator jokes...

I miss 'em, as I've been using dot-matrix graphical calculators such as the TI-83 and TI-89 since high school.

Then again, I can actually type stuff on those calcs as well... :)

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Sarko gets crypto mobe after BlackBerry ban

Daniel B.
Boffin

That pic doesn't look like it has a keyboard...

Smartphones are all about the QWERTY keyboards. T9 is fugly for constant typing!

IIRC, I think that Obama was going to get one of NSA's own secure smartphones for the "really secure" stuff. Can't remember the name for that thing, though.

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Homemade airship prang closes highway in Oklahoma

Daniel B.
Happy

UP

I was half expecting this geezer to claim he's going down to South America.

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Today is not New Year's Eve - or the end of the decade

Daniel B.
Boffin

Hell yeah!

It is bad enough for the Julian/Gregorian calendar to omit a year 0, but to have numpties claiming that decades follow the same retarded rules? Geeze!

I follow my dates by the ISO standard, which means I assume a year zero, so do the astronomers, and so should you! :)

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High-speed Chinese train kicks French, Japanese butt

Daniel B.
Boffin

That would be...

... because the "CRH2" is really a rebadged Shinkansen, and the "CRH3" is really a Siemens Velaro train. Hey, at least they actually bought them, unlike that blatant Transrapid-ripoff they tried to pull off years ago with stolen German tech. It looks like the Chinese gov't is playing nice now :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Railways_CRH2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Railways_CRH3

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Monty launches frantic 'save MySQL' web campaign

Daniel B.
Boffin

Too late, indeed!

Amen! I'd also add that tis is the same Monty who decided to make MyISAM a transactionless engine, polluting the minds of those who followed "the MySQL way" and were duped into thinking that such things as transactions aren't necessary. Their insistance on the fact that such things like transactions or referential integrity weren't needed, added with the aforementioned expensive licensing were the key factors on making me go back to PostgreSQL.

I'm more concerned on the future for SPARC than MySQL. All the smart opensourcers should've already moved to PostgreSQL by now!

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Fancy a lottery win? Smoke dried vulture brains

Daniel B.
Dead Vulture

I see dead Vultures...

Articles like this make me miss the 'dead vulture' icon ... which would be totally appropiate for this one.

Does wanting vulture brains make one a zombie? Coz zombies want braaaaains!

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iPhone worms can create mobile botnets

Daniel B.

So it is a worm!

Even security experts designate it as a worm. The fanboi's are put to rest on the "it isn't a worm" argument.

That said, it does seem to be the "stupid worm", that meaning you're stupid enough to leave a default password on your phone. Kinda like leaving your Nokia with 12345 as the security code...

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Design firm sues Microsoft over Bing trademark

Daniel B.
Joke

Ice cream!

Join in a Mexican Ice Cream chain on the lawsuits. It's called Bing as well!

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A decade to forget - how Microsoft lost its mojo

Daniel B.
Boffin

Fixing the 0-unaware cultures

I follow the ISO standard:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601#Years

I think astronomers and scientists don't like timescales jumping numbers. Thus, Christ was born on Dec. 25, 0000 and centuries begin on 00's, not 01's. Anyway, decades are referred as the 70's, 80's, 90's ... which implies that the decades themselves go 70-79, 80-89 ... I'd doubt the mathematical abilities of anyone claiming that 1990 is part of "the eighties", century-beginning-offsetting notwithstanding.

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Daniel B.
Thumb Up

Pretty much employable!

I've been able to boast that I actively refuse jobs that have even a whiff of MS technology in the horizon, and still land good jobs. In fact, knowing UNIX, Linux and Java seems to land me *better paid jobs*, mostly because VB brainless coding monkeys swarm the market, so VB programmers are seen as trash, while Java devs have better reputations.

The only people who claim that MS "owns" the IT market are those who aren't in IT. UNIX still leads the server market, and most of the big orgs use either UNIX or mainframey stuff like Tandem NonStop or the IBM fridges. :)

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BlackBerry outage blankets North America

Daniel B.
Happy

Not all of North America

Here in Mexico, my BB never stopped getting emails. Or at least, not in normal hours ... I doubt I'd ever be in a hurry to get e-mail at 2 am. Anyway, the only "delayed" email I see was one sent at 3am which arrived at 4am. All those chain-letters and social networking site "updates" still arrived on time.

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Critics aim to sink Titanic ice cubes

Daniel B.

Oooh the Challenger!

I bought a toy Space Shuttle sometime circa 1985. It was the "Challenger". Years later I found out that after the Challenger blew up, the toy was being sold as the "Discovery" now. That would make my "Challenger" toy a rare item it seems ... which might explain why it got stolen from my mum's house. Arrrrgh!

Anyway ... comparing "Titanic sinking" with 9/11 isn't quite in the same league. Titanic was an accident, mainly because of an arrogant attitude on the "unsinkable boat" idea. 9/11 was a terrorist attack.

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PS3 hardware still losing Sony money, claims analyst

Daniel B.
Boffin

Quick solution

Sell a $500 Slim with OtherOS support, so all the geeks can buy an unsubsidized Linux-capable PS3!!! :)

I really, really want x86 to be displaced ....

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Adware touts $1 bribe to prospective zombies

Daniel B.
Happy

AllAdvantage

Hm... though that one was fairly harmless, the only thing it did was to analyze hour browsing behavior and show relevant ads in the Viewbar I had docked in the bottom of the screen. In fact, I don't remember it being much of a resource hog at all!

Also, AllAdvantage gave much more than $1 to users... then again, you had to accumulate a big chunk of "usage hours" to get any money. And thus, MyAdvantage was born... ;)

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Acer Aspire 5738DZG 3D 15.6in notebook

Daniel B.
Boffin

Stereoscopic 3D?

Would this be the infamous "3D" laptop that used some kind of "stereoscopic" effect to make the 3D illusion?

Ah yes, it is listed in one of the "worst tech" lists: http://www.pcworld.com/article/125772-6/the_25_worst_tech_products_of_all_time.html

At least this one doesn't require crossing your eyes.

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'We must all stop washing to save the planet'

Daniel B.
Boffin

Space Solar?

Maybe it's time to get our "space-based" solar energy by now. After all, SimCity 2000 promised me I would have one by 2020... and it seems it will be the case!

http://news.cnet.com/8301-11128_3-10408897-54.html?refresh=1259948006200

That, and Fusion would be the solution for energy stuff. Nuclear's fine as well, but after Chernobyl most ppl seem to be terrified by those.

As for washing, well, I'd complain more about people using their washing machines at half load, but at full water marks. Eek!

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Dongles pricey and pointless, says Bluetooth SIG

Daniel B.
Boffin

At least...

you didn't get someone like my mom. She bought the "wireless DSL" package (which means they supply you with a DSL router with WiFi) and called me a week later asking why she couldn't get online from my grandparents' home. Somehow she thought that the "wireless" part meant "city-wide coverage". Sheesh!

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Motorola's banana-mutilation ad disses iPhone

Daniel B.
Happy

Moto did have nice phones

I also wonder, someone saying that Moto's phones have always been shite must have been using cellphones from times no earlier than 2000. Maybe even sooner.

My 1998 StarTAC was by far the best analog cellphone ever... ok, second only to my Ericcson, the model which I always forget its number or whatever, the one that appeared on Eraser (used by the Governator when he dials the "run away" signal.) The later 120t was also one of the best digital-era cellphones, and those would even span the early 2000s decade.

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Daniel B.
Boffin

@stefan 5

Erm, I have the dosh to buy an iPhone. However, I don't like to spend my money on shite, which is the reason I'm buying a BlackBerry Bold instead. And yes, I've used an iPhone... I like touchscreens for screen stuff, but I'd rather have an actual keyboard for typing.

Anyway, the ad hits the right target... the iPhone is a "girly phone" for people who can't be arsed with tech stuff. The Droid is targeted to those who do care about their tech, and all those geeky guys who want to install whatever they want on their phones (ok, those guys might go for an N900 instead). It is punching the very thing that has driven Apple so far: "classy princess vs. regular guy". Though they change "regular" for "macho". Nice thing they did there!

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Pig plague alert: Avoid missionary position

Daniel B.
Alert

Damn right!

Doggie style is much more comfortable, it also reduces the risk of me getting my manhood fractured. OW!

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Spyware threat haunts squeaky-clean iPhones

Daniel B.
Jobs Horns

Already happened

One iPhone game maker has already used this to pimp out personal info from the iPhone, using Apple's API. Looks like the iBone has no security sandbox at all!

I'll keep my BlackBerry, thank-you-very-much.

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Taliban attack Brit troops with explosive donkey

Daniel B.
Coat

Shouldn't they be Exploding Sheep?

It was Concrete Donkey and Exploding Sheep, not Exploding Donkey and ... erm... wait... no sheep?

Oh dear! I'm not playing Worms, am I?

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iPhone conquers half the (smartphone) world

Daniel B.
Boffin

BlackBerry fields forever...

I keep hearing about the iPhone mopping up the smartphone market with the competition, yet I haven't seen the mythic hoards of iPhones in the street. In fact, only 2 coworkers have iPhones... wait, make it 1, because the other one is in fact a dual-SIM hiPhone. However, what I have seen a lot these days are either blackberries (both the Curve/Bold models and the skinny Pearls), the Samsung Messenger (builtin wifi, pre-installed MSN Messenger, and QWERTY physical keyboard for your chatting pleasure), some Palms and a lot of iPAQs.

The iTouch would be more successful, though; it seems that the look & feel works fine for those who want an iPod, but sucks for those who want a phone.

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Microsoft stands tall over Xbox Live lawsuit threat

Daniel B.
Go

It isn't the Live Banning...

I'll have to use a Clinton-ish phrase to rub it in:

"It's the CORRUPTED SAVEGAMES, stupid!"

MS didn't just stop at banning "hacked" consoles, it went even further and shat over legally-bought licenses, corrupted all savegames *and* crippled basic XBox functionality. It is basically similar to WGA corrupting all your files because you're using a "pirated" Windows.

Thanks to this, even those who *did* mod their consoles for playing pirated games have a legal standing; MS purposely vandalized their personal data. I wish 'em modders luck!

Also, I'd bet this goes down as bad PR for MS, while the PS3 stands well in this matter...

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US Navy electromagnetic mass-driver commences tests

Daniel B.
Happy

Some good chuckles...

The steam catapult is a Brit invention ... however, it can't be used in the new Royal Navy's carriers!

I'm looking forward to seeing this deployed ... and it would also be nice to see something similar used to put stuff into space!

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