* Posts by Daniel B.

3141 posts • joined 12 Oct 2007

Nintendo beats Wii patent infringement rap

Daniel B.
Troll

It was Sony

The Sixaxis claim of prior art comes from the Playstation's DualShock controller. Which would've looked even weirder in Nintendo HQ: "Hey guys, our main competitor made the thing before!"

Granted that the "Sixaxis" controller as such came with the PS3, but the concept might have been patented by Sony well in advance of the actual accelerometer being added; also you might claim that the dual analog sticks give six-axis movement capabilities.

Anyway, good for Nintendo. Troll icon, though I'd like to use a 'dead troll' one.

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Steve Jobs: 'Pad? That's my word'

Daniel B.
FAIL

I predict a double whammy

With the current trend of Jobsism, I can predict that this attitude will lead to a never before seen scenario, something I'll call the "Atari/Nintendo crash". Everyone knows about the Videogame Crash of 1983/84, and how Nintendo got the gaming companies to flock en masse to the PSX. Jobs will bring BOTH things to Apple:

- Pissing off the developers over idiotic stuff will not bring any friends to Apple. If they manage to piss off the big devs (the ones doing the good apps), they will leave en masse to either the Blackberry appworld, or the growing Android platform. I wish they went to Palm, but it doesn't seem to be so appealing right now. Anyway, this would be the "Playstation" effect.

- The remaining devs will be either the Jobs fanbois, or the lazy iFart suckers that churn a lot of useless apps. These guys will saturate the AppStore such that it will reach critical mass, and people will just stop buying apps. This happened with all the Atari crap games on clearance, triggering the Crash.

Eventually, the well will go dry, and the whole "... there's an app for that!" marketing campaign will backfire, as the "selling point" will no longer be valid. Users with lapsing contracts will switch to Android or Blackberry, and the fall of the almighty iPhone will be complete.

Sadly, this seems to be the only way that Apple will ever understand that Jobs' attitude is hurting them.

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iPod implicated in US attack sub prang

Daniel B.

It was Deep Purple

I don't know what he was hearing before the crash, but I'm pretty sure the iPod skipped to "Smoke in the Water" afterwards.

Engines, full ahead!

>CRASH<

I didn't know that the navigator could get into Deep $h*t for listening Deep Purple....

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Adobe man to Apple: 'Go screw yourself'

Daniel B.

Adobe's good, but I'd wonder about which tools I'd use

Photoshop - Sure

Acrobat - Definitely!

Flash - I hate Flash-only sites. I'd only use 'em for games, but anything beefier will be done using JSF or Struts. HTML good! Flash bad!

Erm ... I think I just passed through all the stuff I would use from 'em. There was another one (PageMaker) which they acquired from Aldus, but it seems they wanted everyone to use its expensive sibling InDesign so they killed the app in which my CV and most of my serious documents were made in. Ironically, PageMaker was one of the Mac's "killer apps", looks like Jobs doesn't care about the companies that gave them the killer apps...

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BlackBerry sees iPhone shrink in rear view mirror

Daniel B.

In fact, it might fare worse

Mixing in the worldwide stats would give Nokia, not Apple, the jump into King of the Smartphones. Apple isn't doing much outside the US, specifically here in Mexico where the iBone is directly competing with the knockoff hiPhone. I've only seen like 4 iPhones in my life that aren't some mobile carrier showcase handset. Meanwhile, I'm seeing more and more Blackberries, a bunch of Nokias, SonyEriccson and lately even Samsungs being used as smartphones.

I'm pretty sure that even factoring in worldwide sales, RIM would still be over Apple; they've got all those enterprise-provided berrys plus a growing userbase in the consumer market. Apple only has the consumerist user buying the latest fad, or the Jobs worshippers buying them. If they actually release an iPhone 4, I'd wonder if it would sell that much... most of the people that wanted an iPhone should have one now, and only the iPhone1 users would be tempted to trade in theirs.

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Can Oracle Swing it on SWT in Java?

Daniel B.
Boffin

All the nice tools get killed, except Netbeans.

At least I can be safe that they won't kill the remaining Java IDE I actually like. I've been through the following ones:

- JBuilder. It was so bad, I threw it away and switched to emacs.

- Emacs - Nice to use in the graphical system ... the shortcuts are too complicated to learn em, but at least back then emacs did have parsing, braces/paren checks and even colored the code to show reserved words.

- vim - Pretty much the same as emacs, useful when I didn't have X.

- VisualAge - Now this one was a pretty good GUI, compared to what was available back then (2000). It was also the first one I remember that allowed us to visually build the UI stuff. It did lack autocomplete, but it was pretty good for what it was.

- Weblogic Workshop - The 8.1 version was pretty damn good for the backend stuff: EJB, Web Services, and even Struts for the webby stuff. Much better than the weird Eclipse plugin that superseded it...

- NetBeans - Good for UI building, and excellent for building Enterprise Apps with EJBs. I still use this one as my main IDE.

- Eclipse. Everything's weird, it isn't even similar to VisualAge... I just don't like it. Only used when forced to. I think IBM should've stuck with VisualAge.

I haven't seen JDeveloper, but given that JBuilder sucked donkey balls I doubt it's any good.

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IBM tears up open source patent pledge, claims FOSS

Daniel B.
Alert

I'd rather have a System z, but...

I understand the need to defend the mainframe stuff ... I would definitely not want one of the few non-Intel architectures to die off thanks to having a zillion users running z/OS on junk archs (x86, x64).

But this case would be interesting ... if TurboHercules wins, it will set a nice precedent to take down the *other* company that insists in controlling the hardware on which its OS runs, and you know who I'm talking about.

At least IBM can claim their System z iron performs better than a junk PC ... but the fruity PCs have the same junk inside 'em.

Let's see how this unfolds...

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Developers turn sour on Apple iPad

Daniel B.

Fanboi fest! Yay!

Dude, chill off. The iPad devel sourness is happening with those who *aren't* already iPhone devs, which are quite a bunch of us. The iPhone's lack of multitasking isn't acceptable, but transferring this "feature" to the iPad is just downright stupid. The last portable computer I had that didn't multitask was a 386 Portable PC. Even my 1996 PalmPilot was able to multitask.

Heh, if anything, the iPad isn't being the "big hit" the iPhone was, so that should be a wake-up call for the Church of Jobs. And no, it ain't El Reg who's saying that the iPad isn't living up to the hype. Its all the other media...

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Apple to reveal hallowed iPhone 4.0 on Thursday

Daniel B.
Boffin

Yeah, right.

Because you don't need to copy that stuff from Excel into that e-mail you're sending. Or use the calculator while sending an SMS. Or having some app open, take a pic and return to the app.

Things that my BlackBerry can manage, but the Jobsian gadget still is unable to do. Regular users may not care about this stuff, but *smartphone* users expect to have these features on their smartphones. This is one of the reasons the iPhone is still seen by many as an overpriced toy phone.

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MS sees Windows 7 leap, but XP workhorse refuses to die

Daniel B.
Thumb Down

I'd think about going up to Win7...

I might think about going all the way up to Win7... but good ole MS seems to ignore the fact that many of us gave a pass on Vista. WinXP *CANNOT* be upgraded to Win7. Too bad for MS, that means that even if I have a valid reason to jump up to Win7 (specifically, I'd like to see the full 4Gb o' RAM in my PC) won't do so.

MS FAIL.

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PS3 update to rid all consoles of Linux support

Daniel B.
Megaphone

If you want to....

upvote this one:

http://share.blog.us.playstation.com/ideas/2010/03/29/dont-remove-ability-of-other-os-in-future-update/

basically asking for sony to refrain from removing OtherOS.

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Daniel B.
Linux

Really, REALLY frickin' mad!

I have a PS3. I play games on it. I also use it as a testing lab because it is the only frickin' thing that lets me run Linux on something else than shitty x86 arch processors, and has an interesting enough arch to code for.

This is one of the few times I wish I lived in the US, as I'd definitely start a class-action lawsuit against something like this!

The feature was advertised, and it is even included in the PS3 manuals ... so removing it does fall under "bait and switch" legislation. Come on guys, sue 'em!

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Kit attacks Microsoft keyboards (and a whole lot more)

Daniel B.
Boffin

Weak encryption? More like 'bit operation'

"The exploit worked because communications in the devices are protected by a weak form of encryption known as xor, which is trivial to break."

XOR'ing bytes is the first step into encryption... and the simplest to "crack", as you only have 256 possible 'keys'. Bad, bad Microsoft!

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Apple display patent enslaves sun

Daniel B.
Boffin

Everything has been done already?

Sunlit screens = transflective displays. Also, the first Gameboy Color if anyone remembers that fiasco...

Sensing how much light there is in the ambient ... well, both of my Blackberries have been able to do that for quite some time.

I would be more amused if someone came up with a cellphone with the ability to charge under the sun ... Solar-powered smartphones FTW!!!

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Apple director 'disgusted' by Jobsian health secrets

Daniel B.
Flame

In fact, TFA is right

What the article states is that Jobs is basically running the company as if it were *his* company, as in "I own all the stocks", or as if it were a private company, not a publically-traded one. Yet another sign of his control fetiche showing its face.

I think that when Jobs leaves (or dies), Apple might stumble, but all the "control freak" stuff might go out, and *then* Apple will once more be a nice company. Currently, it seems like they turned into the very Big Brother they "attacked" in their famous '1984' video.

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Hackers hit where they live

Daniel B.
Boffin

How water discovered

"Analysis of the sender’s IP address, rather than the IP address of the email server, reveals the true source of these targeted attacks.”

No shit, Sherlock. I've known that since 1996, ever since Eudora allowed me to send email from my PC instead of directly sending it from the UNIX Workstations. That's why the headers usually stamp the originating SMTP server *and* the originating IP from which the email actually came from.

The thing is that it is mostly the zombie PC sending the e-mail, so even this source IP might end up being irrelevant. :(

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Nintendo confirms 3D handheld console coming

Daniel B.
Happy

It ain't the only one, silly!

The PSP Go manages to do most of that as well. And you can buy real games, not some cheap knockoff on popular titles as well!

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Daniel B.

As long as they don't pull up a Virtual Boy again...

That one could actually do 3D, if you consider an AutoCAD-ish wireframe image a "3D experience".

On other matters, I wonder how many of those "mobile developers" are actually games developers. Namco? SquareEnix? Capcom? id Software? Valve? Irrational? Konami? Somehow I doubt Street Fighter 4 is available for the iBone/iTouch, or Pokemon or <insert best-selling game here>. Real mobile gamers already have a DS or a PSP. N-Gage tried to do this and failed, and that one had fairly proper game controls.

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Botnet pierces Microsoft Live through audio captchas

Daniel B.
Alert

This would explain!

So this is why I've been receiving a lot of add requests from RosieJosieMax5666943@hotmail.com or such asking me to see her nekkid cam... really, these bot accounts have been around for the past 6 months, maybe more.

Looks like MSFT needs to add some complexity to the audio files. Some random background noise, coupled with some salting to botch MD5/SHA1 hash checks should do the trick.

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IBM kills off second-gen Cell blade server

Daniel B.
FAIL

Damn!

Does this mean that one of the few processors that actually does something interesting (the Cell) is going poof? Come on! IBM should be pushing these processors everywhere, not axing them!

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Nerd alert: First Lucid Lynx Ubuntu beta fun

Daniel B.
Thumb Up

MP3

Goody! I remember that one of the turn-offs of Linux is that starting with Red Hat 9, they started disabling the mp3 codec because of "patent problems". OGG support is nice, but useless outside the nerdy geek community. MP3 is by far the standard for most everyday users, lack of MP3 support won't bring in the "mortal" users to Linux. Nice to see that Ubuntu is actually taking back mp3 into their distro! :)

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Facebook stands up to UK.gov's cyberbullying

Daniel B.
FAIL

Panic button?

Really? This sounds as retarded as the "emergency email system" that the Virginia Tech staff toted as a "state-of-the-art" emergency announcement system that saves lives. I wouldn't trust a "webcast" or an e-mail to send life-threatening alerts like "SHOOTER ALERT!"; I wouldn't even think of a crappy 'panic button' to save me from fugly predator pedophiles. The real danger is in frickin' REAL LIFE, which is why you should meet people from the 'net in public places. Ashleigh Hall should've met this "kid" in a public place, and verify he was really the guy she thought he was before accepting to "go home with him".

It seems like Stupidity was what killed this teen. Big Red buttons are useless unless they're actually there when you're being assaulted.

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China Mobile pleads for compatible iPhone

Daniel B.
Boffin

Ironically, China's "CDMA" seems to be better than CDMA2000

China's version of CDMA uses SIM cards, which means you have the interchangeable SIM card us GSM users are used to. The nice feature that gives you the ability to swap handsets & keep your number without dealing with your carrier. Hell, that's the main reason I hate CDMA, having the handset directly associated with my mobile number is so 1999.

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After Sony PSP phone, a 3G Nintendo DS?

Daniel B.

Proper titles pull more gamers

The DS games may be more expensive than an iBone app/game, but at least they are known titles, the kind of games that pull in hardcore gamers. You know, the kind of demographics the DS-phone would be actually targetting. What would you rather play, Mario Kart or iDontKnowWho's Kart? Pacman or "Pecman"? You get what you pay for.

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Carlos Slim is world's richest man, Bill Gates now number two

Daniel B.

Oh dear.

Every time I make a phone call, Slim's pockets get richer. At least he does have some social programs, but it seems most of the top rich people have them as well.

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Jobcentre turns to the iPhone

Daniel B.
FAIL

Jobs for Jobs?

Given the price tag for those iBricks, I doubt anyone searching for a job would have an iPhone, or even be able to afford one. Whoops!

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Experts rubbish iPhone for health use

Daniel B.
Boffin

Blackberries FTW

Given the battery life on a BlackBerry, I'd bet on one of those for 24/7 operation. The only way I've ever been able to drain a fully-charged battery is by running a crapload of apps, turning on GPS, WiFi *and* 3G while having a -120 dB signal, while chatting away on MSN Messenger *and* Yahoo Messenger. Even then, it worked for 10 hours on a single charge. I'm pretty sure that without GPS, the battery might even break the 24-hour barrier even with both 3G and WiFi transmitters working.

Also, BlackBerries seem to take a good deal of abuse without breaking... the iBone's main feature is also it's main vulnerability: the touchscreen. It is a nice toy, but it isn't quite cut for serious use.

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Mobile-phone wallet stymied by lack of understanding

Daniel B.

NFC? No need for that

One bank over here did one of those "mobile payments" scheme. They chose a "secured" app (one of those *666# mobile apps) and you would have to put in your PIN for these payments. In fact, it sounded good enough to make me interested... but they screwed up big time. The "deal" was exclusive to a mobile operator that has barely 15% market share (and was even lower back then), instead of going with the one that has 80% market share (me included).

Somehow they managed to screw up even more, as they "fused" the scheme with some weird social networking site, and that's when I finally lost interest. I'm never going to trust "social networking" with my money. Sadly, the bank's original idea was interesting enough; even the snack vending machines were able to recieve payments with that system...

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Whatever happened to the email app?

Daniel B.

Eudora in a floppy

This was the main plus I found with Eudora back in 1996. It could fit in a 1.44 3.5" floppy! Also, the interface was simple & quick to use. Oh, I really miss Eudora. I currently use PINE on some systems... :)

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The Hurt Locker sweeps Oscars

Daniel B.
Alien

District 9

As it was the best movie I watched last year. Avatar was good, but not *that* good.

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Steve Jobs says 'No' to iPhone-to-iPad tether

Daniel B.
Happy

So?

My mobile e-mails say "Sent from my BlackBerry". I actually like that to be sent, so that the other person knows I'm not behind a PC and will probably take some time to take whatever action he requested as "urgent".

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Sony takes aim at Apple iPhone, iPad

Daniel B.

Failing to see the point?

The ecosystem Sony would target to with something like a PSPphone wouldn't be the same for the iBone. The fact that Sony brings up a PS-based phone doesn't mean it is an iPhone imitator. In fact, it has a quite different ecosystem *already in place*, it doesn't need to build it.

1. Sony doesn't *need* a zillion developers for a PSP. Most apps for the PSP would probably be games, which Sony already has a good share of producers churning out. It isn't like N-Gage which needed to bring titles to the platform. iPhone may have more games, but hardcore gamers won't be easily attracted: would you play Pac-Man, or JimBum's "Park-Man" lookalike? Iron Gear Liquid: Snake Biter? hm... I don't think so.

However, I do think Sony would open up to 3rd party developers; in the world of consoles, they were nice enough to allow Linux to run on their PS3s, they are in fact less averse to homebrew stuff as long as they don't hit the game sales income.

2. PSN Store. They've had the Store up there ever since the release of the PS3. The PSP Go even operates on the same principles of the iPhone: buy your games online.

3. This one I don't know, but whatever scheme they're using, it seems to work for game developers.

4. They already have stuff like that for their current SE phones; plus there is the fact that you can simply pass on mp3's on a USB stick to your PS3, or set up media servers on your PC for your PSP & PS3. No need to add a lock-in app.

5. I'd hint a PSPphone would use some modified version of XMB, no need to use something else.

Finally, the "rootkit" which brought such infamy to Sony was actually caused by Sony/BMG ... notice the BMG part.

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Mars Express skims past Phobos

Daniel B.
Joke

But the real question is....

Have they found the Gate yet? Remind the UAC *not* to play with that interdimensional teleporter!

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'Severe' OpenSSL vuln busts public key crypto

Daniel B.
Boffin

HDCP

I'd say ... this glitch seems to be a good thing for those trying to crack HDCP and similar DRM crap. Monkeying around with the power supply requires the 'hacker' to have physical access to the server, which makes said attack unfeasible. However, it is a damn good method to crack all that stuff they stuck into HD content, Blu-Ray and similar media. Nice!

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Brass necked suspect swallows USB evidence

Daniel B.
Coat

Yipes

I spose it now contains shitty data, then.

Jokes aside, I'd hint that this guy is counting on his own stomach juices to do the "data wipe". Sadly, the juices will only corrode the outer shell.

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Acer predicts end of cheap PC era

Daniel B.
Unhappy

My RAM is expensive

I remember running up costs for RAM in November. I was seeing $30 2Gb DDR2 RAM sticks, and thought "nice, I'm gonna get me that lean mean 8Gb machine for me! Whoops... the RAM had jumped to $70. So I'm stuck with a 4Gb box, 'coz its expensive.

It seems like its time to buy a crapload of RAM sticks and sell 'em for more... prices are definitely going up.

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iPhone ego clash costs Flash at Virgin America

Daniel B.
Go

Oh yes!

Having to deal with those lazy Flash-only sites from time to time, this is one thing I can actually thank the iPhone for. Flash is for games, anything more complex is a job for HTML, JSP, ASPX, PHP, whatever.

Good riddance!

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Forgot your ThinkPad password? Get new hardware

Daniel B.
Boffin

Ooooh, they still have that policy?

One guy at high school had the misfortune of setting his password, and he immediately forgot his password.

He then spent MONTHS trying to get IBM to reset his password... he eventually had to buy another laptop. That was back in 1998, seems like that policy has remained in Lenovo.

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Apple is suing HTC

Daniel B.
Boffin

Apple II

Maybe they're talking about the Apple Computer in the 70's ... those used to be very common before the advent of the IBM PC. Most of the stuff found in Apple Computers dominated the 8-bit personal compuer market up to the 80's; see the MSX and Commodore for that.

I do wonder if that gives Apple the right of "igniting" the PC revolution, though.

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Hacker cuffed for Moscow big screen entertainment

Daniel B.

Is it that much different than "regular" programming?

I once went to a local mall a couple of years ago, and was greeted by p0rn being shown in the food court screens. However, this "porn" was actually a 50 cent video. So you don't really need to hack these things to get porn, just switch to rapper videos!

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'Kevin Rudd sucks' declares hacked Oz road sign

Daniel B.
FAIL

Says much

That instead of reprogramming the thing back to normal, they had to kill the power to the sign. Maybe they forgot the password???

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Spanish priest spunked €17k on chat lines and whores

Daniel B.
Flame

Gah! My eyes!

Forget about the lack of a NSFW tag, even with the small window I had open, my eyes are on fire. HEEELP!

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Apple strips top shelf, leaves corporate smut in place

Daniel B.
FAIL

Hm...

"you don't need 10 year old jimmy posting Wobble shots of his teacher on FB, and getting her fired, or using the "naked" app to post child porn pseudo images of his classmates and getting the whole school shut down"

I'm pretty sure that all of this can be done without an iBone, any pen cam will suffice to get the "sample" and would get uploaded by, you know, *normal* PCs.

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Tricorder/Aliens-motion-tracker handscanner kit gets $6m

Daniel B.
Go

3D, eh?

So it means that this version of the Aliens tracker will actually tell them they're coming from *above*, and not through the door?

Nice!

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Google digs 6-foot hole for Gears

Daniel B.
Boffin

Problem with OGG

... is that using that thingy means downloading stuff into your PC. Codec-hunting. Which is fine for techy, nerdy guys like us, but extremely annoying for common users who want their stuff to "just work".

The day that MS includes OGG codecs on its OS will be the day that OGG gains universal adoption. Otherwise, it is only another hoop to jump for "normal" users.

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Oracle should cannibalize JavaFX Frankenstein

Daniel B.
Boffin

Depends on what you call 'fat'.

If you follow the true three-tier development model, having the client-side component as a Swing UI *doesn't* mean you have a fat client. The whole Business Logic should be processed by the AppServer instead, and the UI is just that: a UI for the user. I for one would rather see actual thin-clients on the, erm, client-side than the diarrhea of web2.0 apps relying on crappy JavaScript or those ugly Flash-based "sites".

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Almost 2,500 firms breached in ongoing hack attack

Daniel B.
Boffin

Meh

I also worked at a large financial organization, and while IE6 was the "standard", so was Nestcape 4. That was because Netscape 4 is the most recent browser with OS/2 support; go figure.

The good thing is that those OS/2 beasts with Netscape4 are basically malware-proof, as there's no chance in hell they'll even be able to run the malware!

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Note to Captain Kirk: Warp speed will kill you

Daniel B.
Boffin

Bussard Ramjets

I read about those in the DOOM novelizations. Theoretically, it works even better when you take into account a Fusion Reactor. That extra hydrogen is your free fuel refill!

Anyway, this investigation neglects the use of the "force field" around most Federation ships, which may be well into science fiction, but then again, the same remains true for near-c man-rated ships.

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A decade of techno-sex: Look how far we've come

Daniel B.
Happy

It is here too

The use of "Durex" (or Diurex, as pronounced in Spanish) for referring to adhesive tape is also common over here. Yes, in fact I think that "Durex" the condom manufacturer was also the same "Durex" the tape manufacturer; thus we have the same brand for different, err.... uses.

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OpenOffice 3.2 - now with less Microsoft envy

Daniel B.
Thumb Down

@Greg J Preece

Which companies? Most of the places I've worked at in the last 3 years have stuck to XP and Office 2003. No one in their right mind has chosen 2007, especially with that "Ribbon" thingy that seems to have eaten up all their beloved menus. Not to mention Vista, which I've seen in only 2 corporate PC' in that same timeframe; and those PCs were new. In fact, I suspect new PC acquisitions have been frozen in most corps *thanks* to Vista. Woo!!!

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