* Posts by Daniel B.

3141 posts • joined 12 Oct 2007

Ten years in the clink, file-sharing monsters! (If UK govt gets its way)

Daniel B.

Re: His (her) Master's Voice

Orlowski is also the same guy who ended up defending FunnyJunk... The guys who were actually engaging in piracy, only because it proved his own twisted view on IP matters.

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Facebook clickbait cull

Daniel B.

Meanwhile

They've completely removed the ability to report spam. Which means those guys spamming threads with "click here to get free dragon city gems" are able to spam with impunity.

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123-reg still hasn't restored customers' websites after mass deletion VPS snafu

Daniel B.
Boffin

Gah!

For us, it's been the kick the client needed to retire the pile of asp that no one understood that ran the old site.

Let me guess, pre-.NET ASP? Horrible! VB can't seem to die fast enough.

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Chinese crypto techie sentenced to death for leaking state secrets

Daniel B.

Re: Well, it's China.

Ah yes, the "Falun Gong" treatment of involuntary organ donors. Very "efficient".

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Holmes

Well, it's China.

They have a habit of dealing death sentences for a lot of stuff. Especially people who are percieved as threats to the government.

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You won't believe this, but… nothing useful found on Farook iPhone

Daniel B.

No shit Sherlock

Nobody expected anything to be in the phone. The FBI wanted a test case.

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BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

Daniel B.

Re: Dummy mode!

Indeed! Probably a return to classic BOFH? I distinctly remember that the very first BOFH stories involved users killing themselves after following BOFH "advice".

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Google, Rackspace to together unfurl DIY Power9 server designs

Daniel B.

RISC

I think it's about time someone seriously challenges Intel's architecture.

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Daniel B.

Re: Excellent competitive choice is always a good thing

You accidentally ran into one of the resident MS shills.

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WhatsApp straps on full end-to-end crypto for 1bn peeps

Daniel B.

Occam's razor

It would be easier that FB was simply getting a copy of the shared secret key.

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Daniel B.

Key exchange can be verified by QR code or a numeric fingerprint, both are verifiable out of band.

My concern however is that unlike other solutions, you are only validating the key itself, instead of each end's public key (as used by Chat Secure).

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Ever wondered what the worst TV show in the world would be? Apple just commissioned it

Daniel B.

Re: A day in the life of a Genius

Well, you could say that his code...

*puts on sunglasses*

segfaulted.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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Daniel B.

Re: Inevitable Copycats

Cisco Cowboys of the Wild West Coast

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Daniel B.

BOFH the movie

That would be Salmon Days... Which looked awesome in the trailers but fell short of the expectations on the first episode. Still, I'd give it a second chance! :)

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Is iOS 9.3 Apple's worst ever update? First it bricks iThings, now Safari is busted

Daniel B.

Yeah, the Safari bug is all over the Apple support forums since last week. Looks like they should've rolled back the update on the 6s as well!

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How Microsoft copied malware techniques to make Get Windows 10 the world's PC pest

Daniel B.

Re: Block it ...

Thanks!!!

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Daniel B.

This technique will also allow you to buy Windows 7 licenses, by the way. ;)

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Linux fans may be in for disappointment with SQL Server 2016 port

Daniel B.
Boffin

So... they're porting "just" SQL Server and not the SQL Server Analytics Services. That is misleading as a downside; SQL Server is pretty much what most people use. I only remember using SSAS once during college, never to be used again upon graduating. And this includes working at a place where SQL Server was at the core of their business!

I'm pretty sure that many would be perfectly fine with SQL Server Enterprise on Linux even if it lacks the BI stuff. I'd probably like an additional feature: allow LDAP logins in addition to "Microsoft-not-LDAP" AD stuff.

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Daniel B.
Boffin

"It takes a long time to convert all the VBA code to LISP."

ITYM C, right? Or C++?

Also, I've seen far less VB stuff out in the wild. Could it be that the unholy language is finally dying off?

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DARPA to geeks: Weaponize your toasters … for America!

Daniel B.

Ask Berkeley Systems

They might bring up Flying Toasters!

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Facebook can block folks using pseudonyms in Germany – court

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Meh

Blizzard

The big difference is that Blizzard's users are also customers, and their Real ID dick move would end up costing them real money; having a huge backlash would probably translate in thousands of cancelled WoW subscriptions. They weren't going to lose revenue on that, so they backtracked.

Facebook, however, doesn't get its revenue from their users, but from advertisers, and those are the ones that push for real names. The only way Facebook would backtrack on this stupid policy would be for users to deactivate their FB profiles en masse, and in sufficient numbers for advertisers to notice and take action. But I doubt that will ever happen.

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Alert

Not quite...

Actually, the masses are still using pseudonyms on Facebook, we're just more clever choosing our (fake) names. They look fairly legit, instead of being something like R. Soles or Seymour Butts.

In my case, using a pseudonym is pretty much required, because my real name would end up being a self-doxxing case: my surname's so rare, you'd find me real fast using my city's phonebook. Being easily picked out in a city that has a 20+ million population is a very bad thing.

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90% of SSL VPNs are ‘hopelessly insecure’, say researchers

Daniel B.

Re: Clickbait.

Here the flaw is "untrusted" certs which is used to mean self-signed types. If your own organisation uses it own keys and distributes them to it own systems that is perfectly sensible and perfectly secure.

Self-signed certs are still insecure, you're thinking about an organization-managed CA. :)

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My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

Daniel B.

Re: As for the RAZR..

I'm partial to the W300i, the last pocketable phone I ever had.

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BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

Daniel B.

Re: Oh, the PFY

Nah, OS/2 was actually useful.

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Daniel B.

Windows 8

The BOFH is right, the laptop is already dead!!!!!

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Official: Toshiba pulls out of European consumer PC market

Daniel B.

Re: Ah, well

I thought the Magsafe power connector had been discontinued on Macbooks? Or is it still on some of them?

They all use it, with the sole exception being the weird 12" MacBook that doesn't have any connectors.

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Yahoo! is! up! for! sale! – so! how! much! will! you! bid!?

Daniel B.

Re: Photos

Flickr itself was the "hipster" thing back in the day. Yahoo even killed their own photo thing to promote the damn thing.

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Is DNSSEC causing more problems than it solves?

Daniel B.

Re: Yes, The Register’s writer needs an education

The Microsoft Monopoly has no bearing on the DNSSEC specs. What are you talking about?

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Whatever happened to... virtual SIMs?

Daniel B.

No SIM no sale

The only party that would benefit from SIMless phones are the operators. See how CDMA carriers refuse to accept user owned phones on technology grounds.

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Oracle to kill off Java browser plugins with JDK 9

Daniel B.

Re: Pathetic, isn’t it … ?

JavaScript is far more insecure than Java. It's just that the web dudes haven't seen it yet.

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Is ATM security threatened by Windows XP support cutoff? Well, yes, but …

Daniel B.
Boffin

Re: Could they just move them back to OS/2?

Good ol' Warp use to run lots of ATM.

I second that motion. The OS/2 ATM era was very good.

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Daniel B.
Boffin

Re: Why is this a problem?

Basic rule of security, if it is connected in some way to a device on the Internet it is on the Internet. ATMs are connected to the bank's computers so they know customer PINS, accounts, and balances. These computers are also accessible via the Internet for online banking. Therefore ATMs are connected, albeit, indirectly to the Internet.

Most ATMs are usually connected directly to the bank via some oldie goldie connections (X.25, maybe some DS0s for more modern ones). They usually connect to a network that is heavily isolated from the true internet. Pretty much anything going through to the mainframes will be firewalled as hell, and there's no way you'll get out to the internet if you're entering through the ATM links. And that's if you even have TCP/IP access. Last time I checked, many ATMs were still using propietary protocols from the pre-TCP/IP world like SNA. Then again, that was when most ATMs were still running OS/2 WARP.

That said ... the easiest way to get stuff off those XPe devices might just be a USB port.

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Sorry, kids. Microsoft is turning Minecraft into an 'educational tool'

Daniel B.
Boffin

Re: Missed the boat...

Not sure which game that could be. The other one I know is similar to Minecraft with the whole "build stuff" thing would be Terraria, though that one doesn't have a "creative" mode. It does allow you to build stuff, but it's a 2D sprite game so it doesn't fit the "high resolution" description.

Playstation 3/4 has had the LittleBigPlanet game since 2008, which is indeed heavy on the creative angle (and also has the "creative mode" part). LBP2 came out sometime around 2011. LBP3 came out on 2014, IIRC it has even more new stuff so that might be the thing (given how the PS4 is now the main nextgen console).

Then there's Fallout 4, which isn't really focused on creativity but it does allow you to build stuff in your "house".

EDIT: Ah, my stepson to the rescue. It seems it might be DayZ, H1Z1 or similar games that seem to have been "inspired" by Minecraft. But they only resemble Minecraft on the "survival" aspect, he's not sure if they also have the creative stuff.

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Daniel B.

Re: Bore them now

Learning Word, Excel and Powerpoint is something that can be done in a matter of weeks. For some kids, maybe even days.

Ok, the more complex Excel stuff might take a wee bit longer, but most stuff is pretty much quick. I had to teach older adults on the marvels of the modern Office suite 11 years ago, and even the older ones were quick to catch on.

I do wish that ICT involved at least some kind of programming these days. Back in the 80s and even early 90s, it would usually involve some kind of programming, either BASIC or LOGO. MS Office is extremely boring, push that stuff down to higher level education.

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Daniel B.

Re: Educational Games!

Properly made educational games can actually be fun. It's just that we're used to the crappy ones.

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2015 was the Year of the Linux Phone ... Nah, we're messing with you

Daniel B.
Boffin

I'd like to point out that Maemo under the N900 was going pretty strong. Nokia's blunders on marketing made it be less of a hit, but the people who did buy it were happy with it. The real reason why Nokia's Linux variants went dead is the Elopocalypse.

Even the N9 got rave reviews, and that one was released after the Elopocalypse.

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Microsoft gobbles Chipzilla's Havok 3D physics unit in cloud gaming play

Daniel B.
FAIL

Re: Cloud gaming...

"It isn't on Xbox - the actually do use cloud resources to assist with gaming performance and offload functions."

... the console that's currently losing the current gen console wars? Well, good for those who decided to remain with the DRM wifebeater. Everyone else doesn't care.

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Daniel B.
Alert

MS playing nice? Yeah, right

"further integrate Havok physics into its Azure-powered Xbox One Cloud."

That sounds like it's soon going to become "unavailable" for the PS4. Especially given that their crappy console is losing 2:1 in the current gen console wars, even after they backtracked on their draconian DRM power grab. So pulling off a desperate dick move wouldn't be surprising at all.

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Motorola cut in half! But still alive, and ready to live again

Daniel B.

Re: Motorola

Well, the other half of Motorola is still pretty much alive, as Motorola Solutions (sans the Networks part, that was indeed sold to Nokia Networks).

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Star Wars BB-8 toy in firmware update risk, say UK security bods

Daniel B.
Boffin

Interesting

Not much of a vuln, but it can result in a MiTM attack. Wonder what kind of firmware would an attacker want to load a Sphero BB8 with?

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Brazil gets a WTF WhatsApp moment

Daniel B.

Maybe not 90% but over here in Mexico City, even the low income proles have some kind of smartphone these days. Cheap Android handsets go for 1000 MXN, which is somewhere around a month's worth of minimum wage.

Wouldn't be surprised if this were also the case in Brazil.

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Daniel B.

Re: "...sad to see Brazil isolate itself from the rest of the world"

You are severely underestimating the power of Whatsapp in the Latin American countries. Over here, it is pretty much the one true IM application across all smartphones. I'd also expect a similar outcry if the (already unpopular) Mexican government were to block Whatsapp over here.

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Cisco forgot to install two LEDs in routers

Daniel B.

Re: Wait...

Yes. To solder LED just type

solder led

To unsolder it,

no solder led

:)

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Revenge porn 'king' Hunter Moore sent down for 2.5 years, fined $2k

Daniel B.

Re: Retrospective law?

Which is why he wasn't convicted by the new law, but previous ones related to hacking.

Nobody got convicted by the new law, unless they were still doing revenge porn by the time the law passed.

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Daniel B.

Well...

Imagine how much better the world would become if Zuckerberg, Gates, Andreessen and all of these other socialist losers disappeared.

He's a right winger. That explains a lot. Only a right winger would think revenge porn is a good business model.

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Infosec bods rate app languages; find Java 'king', put PHP in bin

Daniel B.

Re: It's not the language

Not completely right. The overuse of JavaScript cruft means that a lot of web stuff is not being checked server side and this is highly insecure. All due to idiots who think everything web must be made in JavaScript.

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Big names settle out of court with CryptoPeak in HTTPS patent spat

Daniel B.

I guess

I'm betting the companies that settled did so because they know this is probably going to be the last patent troll case for some time now.

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Sneaky Microsoft renamed its data slurper before sticking it back in Windows 10

Daniel B.

Re: Tinfoil hats

BUT... What if it did this for a new service to send you an ambulance if it noticed you had been in a crash (detected by g sensors) but it had to go through your car manufacturer and not direct to the emergency service to ensure it wasnt being spoofed or for verification of the alert before wasting the ambulances time.

It's called OnStar, and not only is it opt-in only, it's a paid service.

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