* Posts by robin maddison

9 posts • joined 12 Oct 2007

Seriously, friends. You suck at driving. Get a computer behind the wheel to save your life

robin maddison

Re: Free idea for Musk...

Oooof, time for a law change, insurance should be compulsory as it is here, not that it ensures that every driver in the UK is insured, there are plenty of scrotes who don't bother! If there is a crash involving one of these retards then I believe there is a an Insurance companies trunk that doles out compensation(some)

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White House flushes away court-ordered decryption like it was a stinky dead goldfish

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Double Bluff?

Double bluff- They can decrypt everything, Just pretending they can't, job done :-)

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VW floats catalytic converter as fix for fibbing diesels

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WTF?

why did I buy a diesel?

Well, lets see, . No electric ignition system to go wrong. good mileage

bust proof engine(maybe) less likely to die in a fireball in a crash, lots of them about around the world so must be good? Oh, and I was guided there by the Government......!

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Dropbox DROPS BOX as service GOES TITSUP worldwide

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Red Sky at Night- Hendon is on fire! (Round the Horne?)

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Europe a step closer to keeping records on all passengers flying in and out of the Continent

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Wait till the Local Councils get access to the data, remember RIPA

Planning Officer No 1 - "'Ere,this bloke appears to be building a large shed in his garden, wot's that all about?"

Planning Officer no 2. " It's facing East. Illicit Mosque or Cathedral?

Planning officer No 1 "I'll get onto the PNR,Simples"

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Range Rover Sport: Like a cathedral on wheels, only with comfier pews

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Re: Very popular here...

Surrey, yes all our dough is being sent north to the poor people so our potholed roads are shite, Always find money for a speed hump or seven though, so a

RR makes sense. I have a Freelander 2, Damn sight cheaper, feels like driving and RR, and 43 to the gallon, what's not to like?

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Ofcom sets out Olympic spectrum plan

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As a TV sound recordist...

I am bloody glad that I will have retired before this nonsense starts and don't have to strain my brain as to whether my radio mics will be ,usable-not usable,allowed-legal-illegal-digital-analogue-two bean cans and string, or whatever new whim Ofcomedy come up with! I will be down the Pub! So upyers!

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Snoop-happy councils warned off RIPA abuse

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Pooh Trees

Would offenders please refrain from bagging their dog shit and then hanging it from trees or chucking it at the path side(Why do they do this?). It takes light years to break down, and it confuses my dog!

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US demands air passengers ask its permission to fly

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They did too!

Osama never needs to do another thing, only threaten to!

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