I feel sorry,
For all you poor buggers having to live in a police state.
159 posts • joined 12 Oct 2007
For all you poor buggers having to live in a police state.
We are of course talking about the aircraft that once it has taken off from our wonderful new aircraft carriers, cannot land back on them until it has fired/unloaded/ditched all its ammunition and bombs.
I will swop for bit coins at face value....any takers?
Seriously this is all just like the emporor's new invisible clothes (hint- he has not got any on) only the the idiots can actually see the new clothes!
What they are calling a platoon of lorries is what we have been calling a railway train for years? Except the train is greener not having an engine for every carriage/wagon!
It's a sly way of asking for support guys for the new aircraft carrier HM Queen Lizzy.....they are using Windows XP and are trying to keep it all hush hush......
To use Kickstarter to raise a fund to put a contract out (the terminal type) on these people?
That all it would take is one really good lightning storm (EMP) and everyone will be walking home (forever?)
You made me actually check it was not April 1.
The acronyms are almost unbelievable...
UASF = U Are Simply Fucked
SEGWIT = Dimwit
BIP= Bloody Impossible (to) Prove (anything)
Bought me a plot of ground on the moon 20 years ago (I have the Deed), so I cannot wait to open my office up there and invite the tax man to visit and collect his cheque!
he admits his difference is small
This is why Kim Kong Unhinged is developing missile technology.... to handle returns? Glad I don't live anywhere near Amazon Way, Dunfermline in Fife!
who in 1947 said there was only room for five computers in the whole world! Who said you cannot get the sack for buying IBM..... I know I would sack any moron who did!
See the News interview where the Head of the Crime and Intelligence Committee admitted that he was "not a very technical person"? after the Wanna Cry debacle.
So in the eyes of Capn FishFinger (Lord of the Admiralty)...get rid of it!
When Brexit finally arrives and someone with a brain decides to flood the chunnel we will need this to keep the hordes at bay.
I use a tablet (Lenovo Yoga 2-830F) is to look up something while watching TV because I am too lazy to get up and walk over to the laptop, and most of all to read Kindle books in bed and check email first thing before getting up. For anything else they are useless.
I have disabled "windows update" in services. The latest "update" managed to remove the delete key in Outlook! From now on I will only "update" when the dust has settled and everyone has stopped moaning (if ever).
How I can run: Visio, Treebyte, Dymo label, ANNI, ECGDM, VCDS, Splashtop Business, Stockmarket Eye to say the least on any other platform than windows for one would be very interested!
In SW France we have a 2m rat snake that keeps the rodents down in the garden and the dog keeps the snake out of the house.
An abacus with a nixie tube display?
Ensure there is only one witness, therefore one side of the story to be told.....yours.
The same addled thinking that allowed the BBC micro to bugger up a generation from original thought. The trouble is that by the time teachers know enough to try and teach it the concept is either dead or so far out of date it is no longer relevant. IT is not history or geography...! The only way I can see forward with the classroom and IT is workshops and apprenticeships (if UK IT companies will let the kids in).
Promotion in government is by seniority not merit! So management and upper management are usually clueless and of course you have all those who are promoted out of the way.....
Would someone be kind enough to tell me what else I can run ; Visio, Owl (power usage app), Vegas, Photoshop, Paintshop pro, Dragon Dictate and Audacity on just to name a few? Please do not try and even tell me there is anything as good as Paintshop or Vegas let alone Visio.....
Deleted all my data. closed my account.
Moving my data
Just looked up what devices can use Gallipoli......Tom Tom is the only one.....does anyone really use Tom Tom nowdays when your phone works great?
The genius's in Brussels expect us all to buy new Iphones and Sambombs?
Very interested in speech recognition, I do not think we are anywhere near yet. Not sure but I think processing power and memory is the key and until an equal amount to the human brain is available cheaply I do not think it will work.
Never watched Game of Twats and never will (I have a life)...
Yes, but for the sake of the planet we have to reduce the population somehow, so this will make a starting point......next brown eyes or blue eyes...hmmm?
You could uprate the laser to 400w. Job done, the biological residue becomes compost, and Darwins law takes care of the odd collateral damage.
I have a picture of my dog on the sideboard...This is what is on the picture
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE........RULES
I live here......you don't!
If you do not want dog hair on your clothes.....stay off the furniture!
My parents like me a lot better than most people.
To you I'm just a dog, to my Dad I'm an adopted child who is short, furry, has four legs and barks!
Are those the same schoolkids the kids of the parents who were misled into thinking that the BBC micro was a sure fire way into earning the same as Bill Gates?
I was wondering if I was the only one who was questioning what he actually did up there apart from entertain a few schools and some zero gravity acrobatics? How much did it actually cost and who paid?
Or was this another jolly for one of the boys?
with employing females.......one week every month they grow horns and a forked tail!
Come up with a GM grass for my lawn so I only have to mow it once a year?
Trump is a business man, he will make America work. Unlike the idiots in the UK gov. The USA have had their Uncle Tom so God help us all if they put a woman in charge of the biggest nuclear arsenal in the world......
Are these things going to carry nukes?
I don't suppose you could do a voice over in French? They are just getting their heads around cold calls here and ring at all hours.....
Britain should be be like Jersey.....20% income tax......7% sales tax......full control of its its own laws and borders.......yes please let us turn Britain into the biggest offshore tax haven in the world complete with tax free manufacturing bases......just wait and see how many world names beat a path to our door then.....Apple..Amazon...just work your way through the alphabet.....then we might even be able to be fussy on who we let buy houses in the UK just like Jersey and Guernsey do now!
3d printing is currently at the "Commodore PET" point of evolution. When I can order something from Amazon and a fridge sized box in the garage makes it in 20 minutes....3d printing will have arrived.
Say in 2021?
No problems upgrading at all......whats wrong......now I am worried.....is it going die in a minute?
My better half only uses it for Foolsbook and reading the Daily Fail so its not really stretched......
Possibly the hardware is critical. For me W10 is wonderful. I started with windows 3.0 so I think I know what I am on about.
Deleting Facebook! from your mobile device...
Is a Korean company and I suspect that "after sales service" does not actually translate in Korean...it probably equates to "time to buy another".....I have three marvelous Samsung devices (Tab2, MiniS3 and Grand Duos) and updates are not available....so as far as I am concerned I think that next time it will be a chinese device at half the price and I will not expect an upgrade. One last thing though I do suggest that you try the "Nova" desktop app from the Playstore....it is very Lollipop like especialy for older devices.
Many of Frances departments (local authorities) are using Linux already and doctors, hospitals etc are all using Apple....no-one likes Microsoft at all....
Don't play (download) games.....
The same people who pushed thin clients as the future are all back again pushing the cloud.....I prefer my wallet in my back pocket.......not in someones "cloud"......have they never heard of the old derogatory saying "his head is in the cloud's"?
Install Nova desktop, then just get rid of all the Google crap and you end up with a really nice useable android phone....and....as you have rooted it they will/can not "upgrade" it while you are asleep!
Biting the hand that feeds IT © 1998–2017