* Posts by Bob Wheeler

276 posts • joined 11 Oct 2007

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El Reg drills into chatbot hype: The AIs that want to be your web butlers

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"the fact that speech recognition systems perform slightly better than professional transcriptionists"

Has any one seen the subtitles on BBC News? They soooo funny at getting things wrong.

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Re: Everything is Advertising

slipping ads into a conversation, reminded me of the film the Truman Show

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Ex-Autonomy CFO pleads not guilty to charges he inflated the company's value

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Re: Accountants eveywhere need to watch out

@Roland6

I might have missed it, but has there been a referendum on repealing the UK-US extradition?

No? Well, how about you start a campaign for one.

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Boffins turn timid mice into psycho killers – by firing lasers into brains

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Trollface

Does this link to other news story

the other week, there was a re-released story from the MOD on funding for a "British military laser death ray cannon".

I suspect it is just going to be aimed at the mice, rather then for shooting down enemy jets....

Just a cheery thought for the day.

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Now that's a Blue Screen of Death: Windows 10 told me to jump off a cliff

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Re: Maybe the tablet, sorry, "surface" was feeling depressed

@LDS

That's not what I call my Surface.....

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Europe mulls treating robots legally as people ... but with kill switches

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WTF?

WTF???

"It also advises considering whether to create "a specific legal status for robots, so that at least the most sophisticated autonomous robots could be established as having the status of electronic persons with specific rights and obligations...""

With the current state of technology, on so many levels this is just barking mad. How does an electronic person, such as those automated vacuum cleaners know about it rights? What about those electronic persons working the assemble line down at the Ford plant?

What are these folks eating/drinking/smoking when watching late night re-runs of the film 2001?

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Robo-supercar hype biz Faraday Future has invented something – a new word for 'disrupt'

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Re: Will it.....

@ David 132

Your spot on in all your points, it is only the "refuel/recharge time" that is last element to be resolved, and that is only an issue for long distance journeys.

Most days I only average about 30 miles distance, so recharging over night is no issue. However I love long driving touring holidays, the last one was just over 4,000 miles in 6 six weeks around Europe. But is exceptional for many people, and I could always hire a car for such trips.

At the moment, the other biggest factor is the cost for the cars. In time this will come down when production volumes go up

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Virgin America mid-flight panic after moron sets phone Wi-Fi hotspot to 'Samsung Galaxy Note 7'

Bob Wheeler
Flame

Some talk common sence, some talk shite

As mentioned in the article, a fire on-board a flight is the crew's worst nightmare, even more so if your at cruising height.

While the probability of the Note 7 catching fire may well be low, it is still a possibility that is can happen. This is why they also banned flammable liquids, and also why they banned smoking (nothing to do with health reasons), all about a fire in a metal tube at 30,000 ft.

Some folks have talked about pranks, yeah well, most pranks are only funny for one side of it, the prankster.

Happy Bar Humbug

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Did EU ruling invalidate the UK's bonkers Snoopers' Charter?

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Still debating the same points, again

All the above points have been raised and debated so many times. I really don't understand why the Government just does not go back and amend the act to included the safe guards that any data retained can only be accessed on the production of a Judge's court order.

It's a similar problem with the RIPA act, far too many public bodies could access information on the nod of the their bosses rather then via a Court Order.

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Microsoft scores nearly $1bn non-compete contract with US military

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"A Microsoft spokesperson told The Reg Redmond has no comment on the matter"

that's because there are too busy counting all that money.

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White House report cautiously optimistic about job-killing AI

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Anothe aspect

One of the other aspect of human labor being replaced by machines is the tax take that the government will have.

With each job replaced, the government will lose the TAX, NI etc., taken from that employment. the machine is not paid, so can't be taxed in the same way.

So while overall productivity may increase, and unless those displaced workers get other employment, there is less tax being paid and more unemployment benefits being paid out.

If, or maybe that should be when, the shift to automation becomes a significant factor, governments will need to re-asses how they balance the books.

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@VinceH

In the UK, Waitrose supermarket has hand held scanners. You pick an item off the shelf, scan the bar-code, put the stuff in your bag. At the end of your shop, at the check out point, that pull the information from the scaner, and you pay.

Every now and then that do a spot check that everything in your bags have been scanned.

My wife loves it, not having to fill her trolley, unload it at the checkout, reload it again once it's been scanned.

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Europe trials air-traffic-control-over-IP-and-satellite

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From my understanding, when the controllers give an instruction "Turn to heading 270", the pilot responds with a confirmation message "Turning to heading 270". This allows the controllers to know that the pilot has understood the message, and has acted on it.

With this system, just hitting the 'OK' button on the screen does not confirm to the controllers anything other than the message has been received.

Or am I missing something here?

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Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

Bob Wheeler
Coat

Re: deja vu

Back in the early days of PC's in the work place (IBM PC era) there was three acceptable ways of fixing faults

1) Promise the PC an extra 10 volts

2) Promise the PC a date with te fax machine/copiers

3) Slip the cleaners £5 to accidentally to push of off the desk/down the stair well.

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Burning desire helped us collar arson suspect, claim Danish cops

Bob Wheeler
Stop

... the man was “without much social contact”.

Well to be honest, it's not a good trait for attracting partners if you set fire to place after you just had some intimate relations with them.

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HMS Illustrious sets sail for scrapyard after last-ditch bid fails

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Re: I wish I had the money to buy Her...

In New York, they have a WW2 era carrier as a floating museum. Well worth a visit if your in the aera.

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European Council agrees to remove geoblocking

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WTF?

Re: Bordering on the ridiculous

I've just look at the map, and can see bits of Netherlands, enclosed inside bits of Belgium that are enclosed inside of the Netherlands.

WTF did this come about?????????????

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What's the first emotion you'd give an AI that might kill you? Yes, fear

Bob Wheeler
Trollface

Deep Reinforcement Learning ...

... this done BOFH style with an electric cattle prod with any new boss I get.

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Hack the Army: US military begs white hats to sweep it for bugs

Bob Wheeler
FAIL

So..

Was the recent " Lauri Love to be extradited to the US for 'accessing" just a recruitment process for Hack the Army?

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User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

Bob Wheeler
Boffin

Took a call ...

Many years ago, I took a call, the user stated that "the network was down". I looked over at my management monitor (Novell Managewise at the time) and no, all my servers where up and in the green.

Talked with the user to try and narrow down the problem and it turned out that their mouse had stopped working.

Moral of the story is that users are there to do their job, not ours. To them, when a bit of kit stops working/misbehaves and it stops them doing their job then them, at times, it can be that the sky is falling. Our job as the techies is to support them, to keep the kit working so they can do their job.

Sure it can be frustrating at times when users misuse technical terms or seem to be unable to cross roads safely by themselves, but that's the job. Besides is cheers up a Friday morning reading about other peoples fun times on the hell desk.

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'Post-truth' beats 'chatbot' to Word of the Year Crown

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Alert

If...

If these is such a thing as Post-Truth, then surly it follows there must be Pre-Truth.

And if so, then what the f**k is this truth business all about?

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Searching for 'Fatty Kim the Third' banned on Chinese social media

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Joke

Re: Gugle Trainslate

The burning questions is why would you want to shave your yak?

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British politicians sign off on surveillance law, now it's over to the Queen

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Stop

Two points

"Additional powers are legislated for, including offensive hacking,"

Is not all hacking offensive, can some types of hacking be in-offensive?

Did not the last Labour Government try to bring similar laws into force? If so, why did they now abstain in the vote for this?

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UK warships to have less firepower than 19th century equivalents as missiles withdrawn

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Re: "the Royal Navy find itself with a historic low of 17 usable frigates and destroyers,

Perhaps that is one ship per Admiral?

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NASA discovers mysterious super-fast electrons whizzing above Earth

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Coat

Day 19

The new hyper space bypass will be coming next

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Quantum traffic jam of atoms could unlock origin of dark energy, physicists claim

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Joke

Does this explain...

... that the M25 is just an big experiment?

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CERN boffins see strange ... oh, wait, that's just New Zealand moving 2m north

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Re: CERN Shrugged

... [carrier regained] whatever you do, don't blink ... [carrier lost]

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Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

Bob Wheeler
Facepalm

Re: I generally now won't help any family members or friends with any IT problems

One day I has a call from family member name redacted asking “How do I uninstall and re-install Windows Explorer”. Err year right, um no, you can’t do that I explained, what’s the problem I asked.

Him, being an avid reader of every monthly computer magazine (especially if they has a free cover CD), had installed SIX free trail anti-virus programs at the same time. When he powered on his computer they were all trying to scan the hard disk and falling over each other.

It took me day to sort that out, and two minutes to pull the data cable from the CD drive.

About a month later I had another call, “I can’t load a program from the CD drive.” Oh, well those free CD’s are notorious bad quality and can never be relied on to work on every computer I replied.

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European F-35 avionics to be overhauled at Sealand, says UK.gov

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Joke

...landed in a very very short fashion...

Any plane can be landed like that. It's called nose down into the earth. It's more of a question of do you want to use the plane afterwards.

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Assange returns to Earth

Bob Wheeler
Pint

Half man, half mushroom, half leak?

I call cabbage.

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Africa poses for 7,000 snap mosaic

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Joke

I can ....

See my house from here...

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You can always rely on the Ancient Ones to cock things up

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Alert

Re: There will be blood...

Even worse, when you try to decdommission servers.

When I get home with my hands. fingers and arms sliced and cut my wife says "Oh, have you been trying to throw out old computers again?"

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FBI's Tor pedo torpedoes torpedoed by United States judge

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Re: A legal work around?

"MAC addresses are arbitrary and can be changed on a whim by the user"

By that, I take it you mean that swapping out the network card to change the MAC address.

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London cops hunt chimpanzee in top hat

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This fellow down the pub...

.. he offered me some animals, goes by the name Noah.

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Aye, AI: Cambridge's Dr Sean Holden talks to El Reg about our robot overlords

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Re: Motivation, motivation...

@Nik 2

excelent link, thanks.

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Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon

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Coat

Re: What happened to all the Eagles with frickin laser beams on their heads?

Wny not train the eagles to carry these.......

Just saying :)

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California methane well leak filled a Rose Bowl a day

Bob Wheeler
Pint

Re: Doesn't sound a lot

You need more upvotes for getting your Mum's Rose Bowl a mention on El Reg.

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Coat

How many...

Rose Bowl's of hot air is emitted in the House of Commons on a daily basis?

Can el Reg put an FOI in for this?

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Europe is spaffing €20bn on handouts for tech

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Coat

Think of the Unicorns..

"...dreamed of a land where unicorns can roam freely"

Can I have what he's smoking?

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Brit brewer opensources entire recipe archive

Bob Wheeler
Pint

Sage advice

"Oh, and if you are from one of the global beer mega corporations and you are reading this, your computer will spontaneously combust, James Bond style, any second now. So leave the building immediately and seriously consider your life choices."

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Google human-like robot brushes off beating by puny human – this is how Skynet starts

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Coat

Boston Dynamics

For some reason I read that as Massive Dynamics.....

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Coat

Re: So it can open doors and wander about...

Just take a leaf out of a SWAT team rule book. 12-guage shot gun for unlocking doors, then a gently push to open them.....

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Carolina cop cuffed for 'carjacking'

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Re: 10 Years Jail

Just think about the coversation he is going to have with the other inmates.

"Hey bro, what you in for?"....

It's not like they are going to laugh or anything is it?

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Coat

It seems a bit stiff to me.

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Lights out for Space Vehicle Number 23: UK smacked when US sat threw GPS out of whack

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Re: But....but...but......

Easy, each satellite has a sun-dial built into it.

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Back to the Future's DeLorean is coming back to the future

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Re: Price is nuts

That would be the 850, with the 2.5L 5 pot, 20 value. I'm still driving mine after 20 years.

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Re: A couple points ...

@Ledswinger

All valid points, however I suspect that it was hoped that DeLorean was going to last more than the two years. If it had surrived 5 or 10 years, the subsidies would have looked at lot cheaper then having those 2,500 folks out of work.

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Uncle Sam's IT bods find 2,000 data centers they FORGOT about

Bob Wheeler
Pint

Re: "Lost datacentres"

The perfect mix of high tension drama (as well as high tension voltage), full on horror and a sprinkle of Sci-fi.

Now moive I'd pay to go and see...

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Angel

Re: That X-Files feeling

And damn fine coffee

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Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

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Re: Memories of doner kebabs will ruin the mission

And if the in-flight menu includes a good curry?

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