* Posts by Steve Foster

835 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Oct 2007

Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

Steve Foster
Headmaster

Re: memories

Probably the fx-451 (he says holding one in his hand [the one I had for school work, some 30-odd years ago]).

How the UK's national memory lives in a ROBOT in Kew

Steve Foster
Flame

Oi!

"Sometimes it’s rhubarb crumble."

I'd far rather have that than the abomination that is bread-and-butter pudding (with or without added chocolate).

BBC's 3D blunder BLASTED OUR BRAINS – Doctor Who fans

Steve Foster

@Miek

"Ignore the letters, eventually they get bored and they stop sending them."

Do they?

Some 5 years after getting rid of my television, I'm still receiving periodic "you're a crim & we're gonna 'ave you" missives from Crapita on behalf of the BBC.

Ignore the gigantic assets write-off, Universal Credit IT 'is working' – UK.gov

Steve Foster
Joke

@ADJB

Would that be a Fraudian slip?

(yes, that is typed as-intended)

SuperStride Me: Reg man attempts to walk off GIANT CURRY

Steve Foster
Joke

@Thecowking

"You'd be amazed at what it shakes free."

Yes, but I like my liver and kidneys exactly where they are, thank you very much.

LOHAN sees bright red over Vulture 2 paintjob

Steve Foster
Boffin

Aerodynamics?

How much effect does the smoothness of the surface have on the aerodynamics of the craft? If there's little difference between the cuttlefish finish and glossy perfection, then by all means, implement just a minimal amount of sanding/priming (saving time for other more useful beer-related purposes). However, if there is a significant difference (in favour of glossy perfection), then it would be just terrible if Vulture 2 failed in its mission because you didn't put enough effort into the decorating.

Hyenas FACEBOOK each other with their ARSES: FACT

Steve Foster

@Simon Harris

Awesome. Have an upvote.

GoDaddy kicks off gTLD land rush with first domain sales

Steve Foster
Pint

Uno

"For example, .uno sites will be primarily intended for Spanish-language content"

You mean, it's not for the eponymous card-based drinking game?

(obligatory icon)

DON'T BREW THAT CUPPA! Your kettle could be a SPAMBOT

Steve Foster
Joke

Tim Cook will be Peeved

These are obviously (leaked) advance shipments of the new "coming in 2014" Apple iRon and Apple iKettle.

Fleet of driverless pods to take over Milton Keynes town centre

Steve Foster
Boffin

@Benjol

Which, in Milton Keynes, would probably be quite impressive as they're made of concrete, of course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_Cows

They've taken my storage hostage ... now what?

Steve Foster
Devil

Footnote

"*For the record, the files were ultimately recovered and the business saved. The dirty details will be all revealed in a future article. Stay tuned."

Oh well, if you're going to give away the ending, there's not much point me reading the yet-to-be-released article.

Microsoft holds nose, shoves Windows into Android, iOS boxes

Steve Foster

@mark1978

Microsoft bought the iTap clients from iTap.

British support for fracking largely unmoved by knowledge of downsides

Steve Foster
Pint

Re: "None to both"

And, of course, that is one of the most environmentally friendly acts a human being can achieve.

Shopping list for Tesco: Eggs, milk, bread, tablets (the £60 7in Android kind)

Steve Foster

@jonathanb

Scottish bank notes are not legal tender in England.

Steve Foster
Facepalm

@Ledswinger "Pedant Note"

400 / 60 != any legitimate UK banknote currently available.

Can't fit slab AND mobe in your tight pockets? 10 tablets with built-in 3G/4G

Steve Foster
WTF?

Re: Icon W700

DAMMIT - IconIA.

Oh, for usable, workable, voice recognition.

Steve Foster

Icon W700

"At the time of writing Acer couldn’t confirm a price nor an expected UK shipping date."

And yet, one of the Tesco "megamall" stores near me had them in briefly some months back. I looked at them a couple of times, and couldn't decide whether it was a good deal or not (the spec information was unclear, making it seem like a case of "too good to be true").

BLAST OFF! Antares launches Cygnus on commercial cargo test mission

Steve Foster
Flame

"gaseous nitrogen adjustment"

Is that the official NASA euphemism for "Farty Fred cleared the control room again", eh?

Peak Apple: Has ANYONE at all ordered a new iPhone 5c?

Steve Foster

@Martijn

I had thought my comment so obvious not to need it (though the "spawn" icon might also have been a clue), but it seems I might have overestimated some of our esteemed fellow commentards.

Steve Foster
Devil

Obviously

the numbers are *so* enormous that they're still counting them...

Ghastly! Yahoo! Groups! gripes! grip! grumpy! gremlin! grumblers!

Steve Foster
Joke

@Anomalous Cowturd

Well, it works with a real email service... <ducks>

Steve Foster
Facepalm

@Alister

You spaff 500k to a branding consultant.

(failing that, picking an italic font probably works)

Steve Foster

email still works (thankfully)

At present, they've managed to not break the Groups participation through email (from the old eGroups days), so their shiny new design has passed me by.

LOHAN hero playmonaut STRANDED on Spanish mountain

Steve Foster
Paris Hilton

2nd mighty orb to be deployed?

Good job they always come in pairs then!

Bin half-baked Raspberry Pi hubs, says Pimoroni: Try our upper-crust kit

Steve Foster

Re: Wouldnt it make more sense

Yes, a hub, with the TT chip, designed for the Pi to slot inside, powering the Pi, and having 4+ USB sockets all nicely aligned along one edge (connected to the Pi's own USB port[s]), and leaving the other sides free for the remaining PiPorts.

MPs blocked from ogling 'web smut' 300,000 times – while in Parliament

Steve Foster
Big Brother

Likely Cause

The November figures are so far out of line from all other months that Malware or similar seem very likely.

(obligatory choice of icon given the topic)

Twitter just got sh**tier: Natter emitter hit by code critter, fritters web glitter

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Oxymoron?

Twitter and "useful functions"

Decks and plugs and rock and roll: Tascam CD-A750 cassette and CD combo

Steve Foster
Headmaster

@Annihilator

In this context, CD refers to the Red Book spec that defines the format of the content of an optical disc containing just audio recordings. Subsequent Books (primarily Yellow and Orange) define computer storage on optical media formats.

So a non-CD audio disc is a CD-R or CD-RW containing audio files (MP3/WMA/AAC/FLA, etc).

Skyera unveils rival-crushing 21PB-a-rack flash monster

Steve Foster

@AC 11:50

Ok, so you don't need the performance, but how much ongoing power and environmental control savings might you make reducing your storage from "several racks" to one?

Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch: Cloak lifted on secret details

Steve Foster
Alert

@QtheMisanthrope

And Microsoft had the SPOT watches a few years back.

Sony refuses to flog off Spider-Man lab and other entertainment wings

Steve Foster
Holmes

Well, Fancy That!

Management thinking it knows better than its shareholders.

Can't agree on a coding style? Maybe the NEW YORK TIMES can help

Steve Foster
Devil

@j arthur rank

Hmmm, your troll bait doesn't seem to be working today, for some strange reason (or perhaps the moderators are simply deleting them).

Steve Foster

@Robert Long 1

Much of the coding style "controversy" gets a "Meh" from me, but the logic of aligning the opening and closing braces (for those crazy languages that use them) makes sense to me, whereas I never grokked why you might want the opening brace on the same line as the statement it belongs to. I never really got why there's so much fuss about tabs/spaces either (though personally, tabs seem to be better, as individual coders can have their own preferred indenting "width" [set by the IDE] without disturbing another coders preferences *and* they're more storage-efficient than multiple spaces).

Anyway, have an upvote.

Behold, replica Nazi-code-cracking Colossus computer IN LEGO FORM

Steve Foster
Joke

Computational Power

What're the odds the Lego version is more computationally powerful than the original it's modelled on?

Steve Foster

@Paul_Murphy

Of course, the really important question is what tea is in that mug?.

Happy first anniversary, Curiosity!

Steve Foster
Facepalm

@Kubla Cant

Oops, I meant to type Coren - but lately, my typing seems to be going to hell in a handbasket.

Apologies, Victoria (just in case she's an ElReg fan).

Steve Foster

"sulfur"

As Victoria Cohen Mitchell put it, "what an abomination".

Devolo dLAN 500 AV Wireless Plus: Triple-tech connectivity for the home

Steve Foster

@Malcolm 1

Many mains sockets in UK residences are just a few inches above floor level, and the bottom of the powerline devices tends to be even lower. Trying to plug ethernet cables into sockets pointed to that floor can be a serious PITA - and may be entirely fruitless, or necessitate unplugging the unit entirely (thereby temporarily disconnecting anything else).

Ideally, all these devices would come in top/bottom socket variants so that buyers could select whichever they preferred, but as that's a serious pipedream, at least the availability of some models that are top-socketed gives us choice.

Apple MacBook Air 13-inch 2013: Windows struggles in Boot Camp

Steve Foster

Re: Oh, not this hoary old chestnut again.

I have a client who mistreats his laptops something rotten. A MacBook Pro is the only one that has survived (so far), and even then, he's had to take it to the Apple Store a couple of times for TLC.

But he spends his life in Outlook (and at the time, Outlook:mac was a pale imitation), so it was set up with Boot Camp and Windows, and he _never_ sees OSX.

He's thinking about a new laptop at the moment, and I'm pretty sure it will be another MBP.

Sysadmin Day free give away

Steve Foster
Joke

@billse10

Perhaps Trevor doesn't speak French...

BT earmarks super-speedy 300Mbit/s broadband for 50 exchanges

Steve Foster
Devil

@Ninetailed

Ah, perhaps you're thinking he's got lost on the way to the Daily Mail forums?

INVASION of the UNDEAD ANDROIDS: Hackers can pwn 'nearly all' devices

Steve Foster
Pint

Re: @Danny 14

Duh - I meant to say from ICS to JB.

<--- because I need it --->

(bi-directional arrows to cope with ElReg designers)

Steve Foster
Facepalm

@Danny 14

Indeed, mine recently upgraded itself to ICS OTA (after asking me if it could).

Of course, now I can't find a bunch of things as Google have adopted the Microsoft approach to Windows of pointlessly moving stuff around from version to version.

El Reg encounters mObi: R2-D2 for retailers

Steve Foster
Holmes

Re: Can you show me where the baked beans are?

That was going so well, until you failed to singularise the product.

(IOW, it should be "all your bean are belong to us")

Something's going on with Google Reader but nobody knows what

Steve Foster
Happy

Re: Feel sorry for the saps

Opera did indeed have a moderately useful RSS capability built-in to the browser, but I fear for its future, along with Opera itself, as Opera Software seem to have completely lost the plot lately.

Have an upvote anyway from a dedicated Opera user with a sense of humour.

How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: Due dilligence

"gallery.hd.org"

Ah, yes, the site referenced in the article that belongs to the author.

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: ahem...

Um, from the article: "the original image is hosted on my online gallery for free-to-use pics, although there are caveats (such as a requirement to credit and link to us)".

IOW, the gallery to which you're referring belongs to the author of this article, and the NSA have failed to adhere to their terms.

Apache devs: 'We'll ship no OpenOffice before its time'

Steve Foster

"Personally, I save their docx documents as doc before I send it back."

Absolutely, I do the same. Locally, I usually use the .OD? formats these days, though some "document sets" are still .DOC/.XLS for historical reasons (and I can't be arsed to go back through converting them to .OD?).

'Time cloak' can hide data - but not the fact there's something to hide

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Silly question, but...

...if I hide something in this temporal hole, and that means no-one can find or see it, how do I get it back again later?

Gourmet chemists sniff out ultimate cheese on toast

Steve Foster
Happy

Re: "death by cheese"

That sounds like a pretty good way to go!