* Posts by Steve Foster

835 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Oct 2007

Ow-wei, says Huawei as Chinese giant admits US sanctions smacked it right in the phone biz

Steve Foster

Re: $86bn

Of course, if their cost of sales is $85.9bn, then it doesn't really help. :)

(financials state they're making 8.7% profit, so there's some room to spend on R&D)

UK taxman wins tribunal case against BBC presenters

Steve Foster

The article suggests that they went down the route of setting up their own companies because the BBC wouldn't take them on otherwise.

If this is accurate, it seems highly probable that the BBC were doing so to reduce their own costs (ie by dodging the usual extra exmployer costs that employees generate - employer NI, pension contributions, sick pay, annual leave, and so on).

The fundamental problem is that such costs are not levied equally across all forms of employment and employers. IR35 would be rendered irrelevant if they removed those artificial differences (it would mean putting all the employment costs onto employees, and require the government to actually pay out for the benefits when due; a corollary would be better tax transparency from the govenment - which is anathema to them, of course).

Not so G.fast: Hybrid fibre 'under review' as Openreach remembers it's all about FTTP now

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: Step 1

About 10 years ago, a friend of mine moved into a new house on a new estate. The whole estate had been laid with fibre to "futureproof" it. Of course, no-one on the estate was able to get a landline or broadband! It took about 6 months before any of the telecoms companies or ISPs were able to get themselves organised, and even then, they retrofitted copper lines at first.

A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it

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Facepalm

Re: Council..

"(aka, who the fuck complains about a broken speed camera?)."

If the installation of the camera reduced overall speeds on that stretch of road, then pretty much anyone who lives nearby might do so (unless they've been caught by said camera!).

However, funding for replacement of broken speed cameras appears to be quite difficult to obtain, so it can be years before repairs are made. The latest trend (in the south-east, at least) is to introduce stretches of "average speed" camera checks to replace the older Gatso (and similar) fixed location cameras, usually covering considerably more road network than the original camera deployment (and extending ANPR surveillance at the same time!).

What is it with hosting firms being stonewalled by Microsoft? Now it's Ionos on naughty step

Steve Foster

Re: MS have been strict of late

Obviously, MS have their own SPF records for their domains. Corporates using Office365 with their own domain are recommended to include the MS SPF in theirs.

I just re-examined the SPF for outlook.com. It has 6 INCLUDEs, and 2 of those have INCLUDEs of their own. This is quite an improvement on the last time I checked, when the INCLUDE nesting was much worse (as I recall, they had SPF > SPFa > SPFb > SPFc > SPFd > SPFe!). Mind you, it also looks like they've dropped back to ~all instead of -all.

MXToolbox doesn't automatically follow all the includes now, but dmarcanalyzer.com has a checker that does.

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: MS have been strict of late

Pity they aren't so careful with their own stuff - the SPF records for Office365 are very badly done (they nest 6 or 7 levels deep, even before you consider that anyone with their own domain hosted there will add another level or two).

TSO Host no closer to solving customers' email issues as Brit firm pops up on more blacklists

Steve Foster
Happy

My business broadband is done properly, with a decent ISP (A&A). I've got my own IP addresses, and A&A provide proper [self-service] PTR support.

And, of course, that backup mail server doesn't normally try to deliver directly, only to the specific edge cases I've had to set up.

Steve Foster

Not necessarily.

I run a co-located mail server with a small number of users on it, but that means IP addresses that are part of the co-location service's block. Their entire range has been blacklisted by Microsoft, and consequently, I can't get my server delisted.

I've had to resort to routing emails for hotmail.com and outlook.com through the backup server that is connected to my business broadband.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: Dates? Don't talk to me about dates...

Sounds a bit like they're taking the psv...

Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: Shed antlers

Are you sure? Perhaps it had simply shed them, and Irgit and friends had already visited...

Firefox fires blockers at trackers, Exim tackles command exec flaw, and RDP pops up yet again

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: there's a difference?

Sketchy sites have *some* morals...

What's in store for Microsoft's US pop-up shops? Not much, they're being closed

Steve Foster
Thumb Up

Re: What would you buy?

The Intellimouse Explorer 3 was just about the best damn mouse on the planet (for regular computer usage - gaming usage maybe not). I stockpiled a dozen or so when they stopped making them.

However, they've recently brought them back as the "Classic Intellimouse" (with some modest changes) - I keep meaning to order some online.

FYI: Get ready for face scans on leaving the US because 1.2% of visitors overstayed their visas

Steve Foster

Re: Blame Canada

Yes, some friends and I once did a day trip to Vancouver from the US, in the midst of a short stay (couple of weeks) visit to the US. We hired a nice car in Seattle (with UK driving licences) for the trip, and had a lovely time. The border crossing from US to Canada and back again was no trouble at all.

Mind you, this was nearly 20 years ago now (though it was a year or two after 9/11), and it might be that our experience could not be repeated today (and I would not choose to travel to the US now anyway).

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

Steve Foster

Re: By the way...

Yes, Easter Monday is a bank holiday in the UK. Many employers are closed for the day, though perhaps not quite as many as once was.

Firefox arrives for Snapdragon Windows and Slack sidles up to Office 365

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: stats

"What multiple choice questions do you mean? And what is 'right'?"

Factual questions to which there is a known correct answer.

For example:

* In which year did the UK join the EEC? [list 4 or 5 years from which to pick]

* Which of the following [short list, some members, some not] are member countries of the EU in 2019? ("country" as per Pointless)

That sort of thing. Not "how long is a piece of string?" type questions.

Don't have a heart attack but your implanted defibrillator can be hacked over the air (by someone who really wants you dead)

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: The workaround...

...is a *really* big tinfoil hat (think burka-sized).

Why does that website take forever to load? Clues: Three syllables, starts with a J, rhymes with crock of sh...

Steve Foster
FAIL

"Responsive" web design

Once upon a time, web pages were built with simple HTML and CSS. Which is light on bandwidth, and easy for browsers to render.

But these days, web developers don't use simple HTML - everything (and I do mean everything) has been reinvented and implemented with JavaScript frameworks.

An example - I have to submit meter readings for an online energy company. The page used to use a straight-forward HTML form, and I could fill out all the fields and click Submit. A little while ago, the whole site was replaced with one of these damn "responsive" designs, and now that simple form is overloaded with JS that changes it from a single page fill-and-submit into a 3 page fill-one-field and click NEXT time sink. All just to make it look very pretty (probably to serve some ads too, but I don't see those!).

From Red Planet to deep into the red: Suicidal extrovert magnet Mars One finally implodes

Steve Foster
FAIL

The concept is good (of colonizing Mars - we do need to get a foothold somewhere beyond earth if we wish to ensure the long-term survival of our species), but the Mars One proposed implementation always sounded likely to crash and burn (and that's not a la "oops, we hit Mars too fast/hard").

Steve Foster
Joke

"Sounds a bit like the Brexit campaign"

I didn't realise that the Brexit campaign had promised to get people to Mars at all, let alone safely.

Hell, it's become very apparent that they[1] had no actual plan for exiting the EU either (mind you, Remainer May is doing her best to sabotage the whole thing too!).

[1] I meant the Brexit campaign here, but Mars One works too!

Happy new year, readers. Yes, we have threaded comments, an image-lite mode, and more...

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: Pulled the plug...

It's a bit of a nuisance that the URL for that view is capitalised *and* case-sensitive (which makes both remembering it correctly and typing it in that little bit harder than necessary)

Microsoft reveals terrible trio of bugs that knocked out Azure, Office 362.5 multi-factor auth logins for 14 hours

Steve Foster
Holmes

Re: I'm a bit slow

"I assume the 362.5 then 363 then 364 was a piss take?"

Oh yes.

cf. previous articles on Microsoft cloud outages (there are too many to cite individually, of course).

Steve Foster
Trollface

@oldcoder

OC, it's not entirely clear from your post, are you talking about Microsoft now, or systemd?

Technical foul: Amazon suffers data snafu days before Black Friday, emails world+dog

Steve Foster
Childcatcher

Re: Nothing to worry about

Except that this would essentially fall under "legitimate interests", providing that he has made sure to do the proper notifications and publish an appropriate privacy policy.

What, you deleted that email from Santa?

Slabs, huh, what are they are good for? Er, not quite absolutely nothing

Steve Foster

Re: But ... but ... they're going to replace consoles and PCs

It's derived from the Titanic (cf. Intel Itanium > Itanic). Imagine voicing it as Wintenic.

But, yes, it's a bit on the lame side.

Brit smart meter biz blamed Apple's iPhone 7 launch for its late taxes

Steve Foster

Re: @Spazturtle

If an invoice has been raised, then yes (for VAT purposes at least).

Steve Foster
Headmaster

@Spazturtle

Except that this is VAT, which is essentially calculated and collected on the basis of sales invoices less purchase invoices (at least in principle), and is not usually affected by the status of the goods/services or the company's cash flow. The standard position is that, yes, companies may have to pay the VAT due on income that they have not received yet (and the corollary is that they can receive a VAT refund for purchases booked if the corresponding sale has not been completed before the VAT period is over).

It appears that the primary reason they've been allowed to get away with the [essentially bogus] "typhoon Nida ate our homework" excuse is that HMRC failed to do its job properly, even though it looks like the company has "form" in not paying their VAT on time (according to the article).

Boffin: Dump hardware number generators for encryption and instead look within

Steve Foster
Joke

Ultimate Source of Entropy!

Use ElReg article comments as your source of entropy. Far more effective than any HWRNG!

Google's 'other' phone platform turns up in post-apocalyptic mobe

Steve Foster
Happy

@onefang

Well, it makes a change from 10:08... :)

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

Steve Foster

Re: Java

I'm using LO, and do not have Java on my machine. *Some* functionality in LO requires Java, but I don't install or use those bits.

That went well – not! Broadcom’s value dives after CA biz gobble

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Spend $19bn on CA, and see your market value fall by $19bn?

Sounds about right to me, given that it's CA we're talking about!

The only surprise really is that the value didn't fall further...

Who fancies a six-core, 32GB RAM, 4TB NVME ... convertible tablet?

Steve Foster
Headmaster

Re: HP Ink?

It's deliberate. (word play on the fact that HP Inc holds what's left of the Hewlett-Packard printer business)

Seagate's Barracuda SSD bares its teeth at PC, laptop upgraders

Steve Foster
Headmaster

@Siberian Hamster

5 year warranty = 4 regular years + 1 leap year, much more often than not.

If you really want to be picky (an ElReg commentard? surely not!!), the calculation should be based on:

0.75 x ( (4 x 365) + (1 x 366) ) + 0.25 x ( (3 x 365) + (2 x 366) )

(no doubt someone will chime in about leap seconds next... :) )

Microsoft commits: We're buying GitHub for $7.5 beeeeeeellion

Steve Foster
Devil

Rebrand?

Perhaps Microsoft will be thinking of resurrecting CodePlex...

(or possibly it's just business as usual, only done in slightly the wrong order!)

Three storage hardware devices, a cash raise and Oracle gets blocked

Steve Foster
Big Brother

Re: "We’re going to see surveillance video cameras get a whole lot smarter"

Not with 256GB MicroSD cards available (and getting bigger next week, no doubt)...

Finding/creating space to fit several of those within a motorised tilt/rotate mounting would not actually be overly difficult.

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

Steve Foster

@Hollerithevo

It references an advert shown in the run-up to Christmas, and has essentially quoted the script of that advert.

Coca-Cola have run several adverts on the same theme (of groups of women ogling male flesh), although theirs were marginally less overtly sexual in nature.

Samsung preps for Z-SSD smackdown on Intel Optane drives

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: "slightly lower latency"

I rather think they meant "slightly worse" (as in they were using lower/higher in the usual positive sense [ie higher = better], without considering that for latency, the logic is reversed), for wide-ranging values of "slightly".

US govt shutdown lobs spanner in SpaceX's Falcon Heavy launch

Steve Foster
Joke

@unwarranted triumphalism

Which, NASA or the US Air Force?

Samsung topples Intel as semiconductor top dog, but lead 'literally built on sand'

Steve Foster

Re: Who are the "others"?

But AMD got out of actually making chips for themselves, didn't they? (IIRC, they mostly get them from Global Foundries [who also don't make the top 10]).

Meanwhile, if 10th place has 2.1% share, and "others" are 40% of the overall market, that suggests there are a lot of bit players (at least 21!).

Dentist-turned bug-biter given a taste of freedom

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: Cyberstalking?

Erm, no, it looks like the FBI raids were the result of the STM reaction, the cyberstalking charge seems to be the outcome of the "he embarrassed LEO" reaction.

Microsoft to rebuild Redmond campus, including cricket pitch

Steve Foster
Happy

@Wensleydale Cheese

You say that like it's a bad thing...

(as we all know, management are most useful [to us] when distracted by comtemplation of something new, or a grand project, or similar)

HPE straps AMD chip into 2P/2U server box with Epyc results

Steve Foster

Re: DL 385

Yes, HP have used the model number for a long time, as it's the mainstream 2U dual AMD x64 box in their ProLiant range.

The actual contents are refreshed every couple of years as AMD's 64-bit processor lineup changes.

Over time, it's moved from the original Opteron and 8x3.5" hotswap drive bays to (now) the latest Epyc with a shedload of 2.5" hotswap bays (with, as seven of five says, the option to stuff even more in the back if you're prepared to sacrifice the expansion slots).

Post-Brexit economy SAVED: Posh-nosh truffle thrives in Wales

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: The Welsh desert

Nah, just the time frame (the figure quoted is presumably per day, not per annum).

Atto, boy! Eggheads fire laser for 43 attoseconds, fastest Man-made spurt

Steve Foster
Joke

Bah!

Surely they could have managed/contrived to hit 42 attoseconds, and thereby keep Douglas Adams acolytes very very happy.

Dyson to build electric car that doesn't suck

Steve Foster

Re: I'd trust the build quality

I have a 1st generation (possibly 2nd) Dyson DC01 that is still working well. It does look a little battered these days, and one or two bits of the plastic have broken off or split, but as I tend to bash about with it (particularly against/under furniture and tight spots), I'm not really surprised about that.

Portland posts full report on Uber's dirty dealings with Greyball

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Coat

@AC

Indeed, these stories are practically uberquitous...

(yes, yes, I'm going already)

Google to kill Chrome autoplay madness

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Boffin

@AC

Disable JavaScript on the BBC news website. That gets rid of all the "millennial" shiny shiny crap and leaves the news stories (mostly). Yes, links to somemany "stories" will get you to an essentially empty page (because they're nothing but soundbites or blipverts), but after a while it's fairly straightforward to know which ones will be like that and avoid them.

Gov claws back £645m in BT broadband from subsidy

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@Paul

I think you'll find that there is now an Openreach Limited (incorporated earlier this year), as well as BT Limited. Both appear to be operating companies within the BT Group PLC corporate structure.

Nest cracks out cheaper spin of its thermostat

Steve Foster

Re: It is worth it, you just have to try it...

The metal/glass Nest thermostat does not _need_ to be internet connected to work, though you do have to forego the remote management aspect in that scenario.

I had a Nest installed when my boiler was replaced just under 2 years ago, and it is not connected to the internet. All the clever stuff to do with "just turn the dial" and the pattern learning associated with that are working just fine.

How to build your own DIY makeshift levitation machine at home

Steve Foster

Re: Like the idea, but...

"an extra layer of unnecessary complexity"

Ah, so that's what the 3D printer is for.

(a two-pronged joke!)

Commonwealth Bank: Buggy software made us miss money laundering

Steve Foster

Note Denominations (@keith_w)

And are such notes in common distribution ($1000, $500, $200)?