* Posts by Steve Foster

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Drive suppliers hit capacity increase difficulties

Steve Foster

Single-sided?

If disk platters really are single-sided, surely the obvious move is to make 'em double-sided, and have heads top and bottom. The platter could even be fractionally thicker for increased rigidity (it'd still work out thinner than two platters).

Kaspersky blocks BBC News over false phishing fears

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Excellent Demonstration...

...of why lumping all your sites under one core domain is not such a brilliant idea.

Kaspersky's blacklisting of "bbc.co.uk" kills more now than it would have done a couple of days ago.

It's also not so bright if you have one site that uses far more resource than the rest (as, for example, I would think is the case with news.bbc.co.uk).

Steve Foster

Spot on.

If I want to read Sports stories, I'll click the f**king Sports link. When I'm looking for regional news stories, I'm looking for *news* (sport isn't news, really).

Kingston SSDNow V+ 512GB solid-state drive

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Time for a Tips article

Now that SSDs are becoming more readily available, and a wee bit less mouthwateringly expensive (the Kingston 512GB drive notwithstanding), how about an article (or series) on how best to optimise your PC or notebook to make the most out of an SSD, and what *not* to do with 'em too.

Microsoft's Outlook gorges on Web2.0 junk food

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FAIL

Oh goody!

Yet more lame crap to uninstall from folks machines when I am asked to look at why they're so slow/out of disk space/have so many prompts for updates/etc...

Info Commissioner must justify why stats data are personal

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Question is...

...what on earth were those Housing Associations doing trying to obtain this information in the first place? (perhaps an FOI request is in order...)

I can't think (off the top of my head) of any reasonable explanation for their action.

Opera stomps on 'extremely severe' security holes

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You can...

...disable automatic checking for updates in Opera.

opera:config#UserPrefs|CheckForNewOpera

Set it to 0.

Or, from v10.*something*, Preferences > Advanced > Security > Auto-Update

Burger van busted offering free takeaway porn

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Erm...

Except that they weren't selling it - they were giving it away.

BBC wins go-ahead for Freeview HD content controls

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PC Tuners?

Anyone know of any DVB-T2 PC Tuners yet?

Met lab claims 'biggest breakthrough since Watergate'

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@EDF...

I know what you mean.

A few years back, I worked in a small SME, and the monitor I had (an old 19" CRT) had a high-pitched whine. Unfortunately, I was the only one with hearing sensitive enough to detect it, so all my co-workers didn't believe me. One day, a client came to see us, and promptly asked me how on earth I could put up with such a noisy monitor! That *finally* got me a nice shiny new screen...

Site news: Track this forum

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Inverted Functionality?

I *always* uncheck the Remember Me box, and yet ElReg is extremely elephantine in that regard (it never forgets).

Maybe the use of the flag has accidentally been inverted?

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Better Yet...

...how about dropping the paging of comments entirely.

Make Isle of Man drugs paradise, says Jagger

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"get income from taxation"

Right now, this is the most compelling argument for legalising most drugs.

Tobacco duties raise just under £9bn/year for the UK government. If they could get close to that from all other drugs, that'd be £9bn less of tax rises/spending cuts for the rest of the economy.

Usenet's home shuts down today

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"rising costs"

An NNTP server is pretty much fire and forget. It'll be mouldering in a broom closet somewhere, out of sight. Apart from a bit of juice and a few KB of bandwidth, what cost is there to rise?

Lucid Lynx fights 'major' X-Server memory leak

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Joke

Obvious, innit?

I keep hearing talk that open source has "many [x]eyes". Clearly they need to SIGTERM a few of them...

Transport for London gobbles up Oyster

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FAIL

Sensible?

While the early buyout was financially sensible, why on earth did TfL relinquish ownership of the "brand" to start with?

Trustpilot prunes florid iFlorist tributes

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Happy

@gef05

As in "Flower of the Week", presumably...

Loch Ness Stig blurred into oblivion

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Copyright?

Perhaps the BBC have issued a DMCA Notice (or similar), on the grounds that Stig's image is copyright.

iPad runs Windows, Nokia runs OSX

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No RDP client on users computers?

Surely you can just launch MSTSC.exe from a user's computer? Or are you concerned about keyloggers on their PCs?

CpW unveils new identity excitingness

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WAG...

There's probably a change of control clause in the licensing of the Virgin brand, which transferring the operation to Talk Talk would trigger. And presumably Charles doesn't want to give Beardy the opportunity to [further] meddle.

Next from Apple: The Pocket iPad

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Pint

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Slope off down the pub and have a stiff drink.

You *know* these people (I use the term loosely) don't read beyond the second (third, if you're lucky) paragraph of the story before clicking the "Comment" link, let alone read all the other comments.

Belkin Home Base

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FAIL

Not true print sharing

The big downside with this is that it's not a proper network print server - it's a remote USB connection. So anything plugged into the Belkin is only accessible by one client at a time (two people cannot print simultaneously).

The other major downside is that it's Belkin. I've never come across a less reliable brand (even PC World's Advent is more reliable!).

MPs frozen out of super-secret copyright talks

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FAIL

There's no Fair Use in the UK!

You might be able to demonstrate that your download was legitimate? (your CD ripping *is* illegal in the UK)

DDoS attack scrooges Amazon and others

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FAIL

Huh?

The inability to reach the authoritative DNS servers for domain X is not the same thing as "domain X is down". I'm sure Amazon's servers were all fine, and working normally.

And for a large site like Amazon, surely their key DNS records would be sitting in cache on many ISPs DNS servers - or do UltraDNS deliberately set ridiculously low TTLs?

Official: British telly really is almost all repeats

Steve Foster

More Channels...

...more repeats.

Simples.

Let's face it - we don't have enough new programming to fill one channel per broadcaster, never mind the plethora each one transmits.

I reckon we should adopt a model of one, perhaps two, channels per broadcaster and no more, and then insist that all of them be broadcast in HD (if we slash the number of channels, there'd be plenty of bandwidth to go around).

Vigilantes R US: Private enterprise takes over

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Hmmm...

"It's a basic principle of civilised society that public protection is best served by an evidence-based approach led by law enforcement authorities whose activity is properly scrutinised and who can be held to account."

So when are we going to get such LEAs?

Facebook screams at users: 'Sort your privacy. NOW'

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Joke

Missing setting, surely?

Where's the "friend of fry" option?

Overland to tape shares together

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Headmaster

Argh.

"Reverse stock-split". You mean a stock consolidation.

Windows 7 soars while Mac OS X trips online

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@Top of the Ops

You mean something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOb4Ac2CLXA

Google flirts with new-look home page

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@WooHoo!

Clearly, they've copied them from ElReg's new-style Comments page!

Hitachi Ultrastar A7K2000 2TB HDD

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4 vs 5 platters

More platters means more bits processed per read/write (25% more to be precise). That ought to more than make up for a lower areal density.

O/S bloat: What's the cure?

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Erm...

Isn't this the application (rather than machine) virtualisation what Parallels Virtuozzo does?

Intel cash pays down AMD debt

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@Ocean Finance

If the interest rate on the new debt is lower than that on the old (which ought to be the case in the current economic climate), then it *is* sound practice (this holds true in the consumer space too).

What is stupid is replacing one debt with another more expensive one (which is what the likes of Ocean Finance usually do to consumers).

Cosmic Vampire sheds light on dark energy

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Joke

Obvious, innit?

V445 swallowed either silver or garlic, and had to cough it back up or die painfully.

UK2 email migration still not finished

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Badgers

UK2 doing customers a favour...

...by reminding them that email is not a time-sensitive medium.

Microsoft opens Windows 7 to advertisers

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FAIL

Themes not the only problem!

I use Windows Media Center to record stuff from radio 4, and now suddenly I have this new entry in the WMC "menu strips" for Sky Player "Coming Soon". WTF???? I will never subscribe to Sky, and am seriously pissed off with MS for pushing their crap at me (and there doesn't appear to be an obvious way to disable it).

Malware cleans out jailbroken iPhones

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@Matt 89

Whether an application that you install on your iDevice is malware or not is completely unrelated to whether you've jailbroken it - witness the Storm8 fuss.

Calling the AppStore a "trusted source" has to be one of the best jokes of the day.

Granada to start losing analog telly tomorrow

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@Paw

Anyone watching Sky Sports went digital some time ago, and need pay no attention to this "digital switchover" malarkey/fiasco (choose whichever you prefer).

Yahoo! open sources uber web server

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"Candy Gram"

Someone at Yahoo is obviously a Mel Brooks fan (it's a reference to "Blazing Saddles" for the unaware).

Ofcom's 116 discussions confirm El Reg advice

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Joke

"116 xxx"

Heavy Breathers Anonymous?

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@Cynical Observer

Gosh, what a spiffy idea. Here's a thought - how about 116 999?

Government ads fail truthfulness exam

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Government Lies Shocker!

And your point is?

45th Mersenne prime revealed

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FAIL

@white_darkness

63 is a Mersenne number (2^6-1), it wasn't claimed as prime.

Google unclogs its Postini

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Joke

"Many users also said they had difficulty contacting the company during the outage/delay"

Well, DUH, their email was down...

Google's Postini clogs email in US, UK

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Joke

Hadn't realised...

...that Postini workers were members of the CWU...

Cornish separatists take aim at pasty students

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Joke

"pasty students"?

That'd be the undergraduates in Computing Science, then.

(and gives us our IT angle, to keep those commentards happy)

EMC outs Atmos compute cloud

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Obligatory Reference...

...look out, the Sontarans are coming.

iSnack 2.0 morphs into Cheesybite

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FAIL

How on earth...

...did they miss the obvious Cheesymite?

EC considers web accessibility legislation

Steve Foster

Banning Flash...

...would be a good start towards improving accessibility. Flash sites are invariably the worst for this, often presenting a near-blank page if Flash isn't installed/enabled.

4 in 10 Brits feel lonely without a daily texting

Steve Foster

Abbreviations Meanings

tend to change depending on context. For example, in the bridge (duplicate/rubber/chicago) social world, LOL means Little Old Ladies (who often turn out to be more troublesome opponents than expected).

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