That tune brings back memories...
...especially that section in the video from 1:21 to 1:25 - absolute classic Radiohead...
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...especially that section in the video from 1:21 to 1:25 - absolute classic Radiohead...
"Dwarf planets like Pluto and Eris might be able to, but are too far away to be a threat." For now...
Apparently, things in the solar system got very crashtastic for a while as Jupiter spiralled inwards in the very early stages, before being flung out to where it is now by Saturn. It's one of the reasons that there are two bands in the asteroid belt, one rocky and the other icy. Horizon (DailyMotion link).
Ah, it must be an in-house team of crack Openreach logo technicians doing the job. The first two tries will be utterly rubbish, then they'll get it right on the third attempt.
Plus ça change, I suppose.
... or have it make squeaks, beeps and whistles, then get ready for a "living statue" artist in a gold suit awkwardly following it around apologising to sir/madam/General/Master Luke for its bad language.
Do the same again for three days, then on the fourth day paint one of the performer's arms red in an obvious attempt at refreshing the merchandise line, and carry on as before. No-one need ask about what happened before this unlikely pair were first noticed...
If the artist can't be bothered, replace with a gold ASIMO, or if funding's tight, one of those Pepper robots instead.
The 'Your Amazon' home page may have a new section, though...
"Because you have had goods airdropped by drone delivery service:" followed by a line of things like Neurofen, bandages, witch hazel, ice packs, arnica, etc...
... there was some way to embed an anchor point sensor into logos from Nickleson, McKenzie, Schott, Fubu, Eto, No Fear, Carbrini, Paul's Boutique, Superdry, Lonsdale, etc. IoT - Internet of Targets. It might clear the streets a bit, but one of the downsides is that all deliveries made this way would end up sat outside the nearest Sports Direct store...
Books might be heavy, but sit at the more friendly end of Amazon's freefall ordnance catalogue. Back to WW1 with a nice box of lawn darts...?
Typing listings in - blimey, that dates us all... That book used to be available on World of Spectrum, but can now be found here. I had a copy ages ago - the cover art was just bizarre.
I've a boxset of the old Infocom text adventures - I'll raise your Zork with a Leather Goddesses of Phobos (nice to see that one sneak into a scene on The Martian)
... That's a good point - I doubt feline-related variations have been factored into all this.
1-2 sheets : tiddle
R(s) sheets, where R is the remaining sheets on the roll, and s is the likelihood that the roll is almost full before the incident (scaled from 1 to 0) : Tiddles
Careful, now - the other day I had a bit of a coughing fit: my phone thought it sounded enough like "OK Google" to launch a voice search. What it searched for was gibberish, and none of the results included "cough sweets" of any sort...
"Instead, if this becomes accepted law, companies would have to consider what their moderation policies are and whether they need tightening. It is likely that this would only impact sites that don't allow any content to go up unless they are approved, but even so, it would be a significant shift in the law."
Where would that leave sites where some parts are moderated/approved, and others parts are not...? Especially if it's not obvious which part is which until a post is made, and even then only the person posting can see the "awaiting approval" notification.
© NSA, used with permission
It's a Ripping Yarn, sho nuff, but it seems 'Stuart Colianni' is a pseudonym; his real name is Eric Olthwaite, allegedly, and he's clearly a misguided fan of gardening tools...
... in the ElReg annexation of News International.
Phase two will be signalled by the key word "boffin" being read out by Sky Newscasters, and the introduction of 'linguini' and 'brontosaurus' in any story that requires accurate dimensions to be conveyed. Steer clear of introducing the ones about volume for now...
Fare thee well!
Normal service has been resumed. Rumours of an airborne snatch squad descending on unsuspecting pedestrians walking stifly along between gym and newsagent have been greatly exaggerated...
I'm not worried at all, one of these mornings if the rebrand all goes wrong they will look back in and say "At least we tried..."
That's what happened with some of the software I wrote back then (Speccy and QL). Eventually they've all ended up as freeware, some earlier than others, always by agreement with the publishers.
In one case I wrote a program out of personal interest, and could have made much more by publishing it in a series of articles. However, it caught the eye of one publisher and so I worked with a couple of people to release it for sale. The profits were never the aim, and whatever was generated, even up to as late as last year, was offered to me if I should choose, or could go to a charity (changed from time to time by the publisher - the last one was UNICEF). On the 30th anniversary of the publisher bring in business, we agreed to retire that last title to freeware.
None of what I wrote would have been included on the Vega or Vega+, (they weren't games), but permission should always be sought where possible - I was always asked before anything happened and can understand why those affected by this would be annoyed, even if they only wanted to see evidence of their contribution to a charity.
Hawkins: Spencer, did you flush?
Wallace: I think she's going to do that. Don't you, pal? I'll ask her. Lori!
Hawkins: [quietly to Daggenhurst] He's taking to her!
Roger: She's still in the bowl?
Hawkins: Maybe he tried to flush her, but she floated back up!
Roger: Tell him to flush her! Spencer knows how to deal with floaters.
You forgot to confirm the order with "Yes! Yes!! YES!!!" ...
And the PS/2 port for mice/keyboards.
The Model M keyboard set a high standard that many modern items still struggle to beat...
... F-35A and F-35C are having problems not burning up, so that's a rare plus point for the B. Frying pans - who knew?!
Has anybody seen my chameleon? It wandered over this article, made an odd clicking noise, and now I can't find it anywhere...
... add Idris Elba or Wesley Snipes to the list. Or Whoopi Goldberg...
... "shower shorts!" Season 3 - nicely remembered :-)
Some that use a clock end up guessing then adding more time (for example, deleting a snapshot on a VM, which I see more on VirtualBox than others, but YMMV).
Others equate number of files copied as equivalent to percentage complete, regardless of size of the file, or other associated housekeeping that needs doing, so the progress bar goes in fits and starts (punctuated by long stops).
Then there are ones that split up the install into 'initialise', 'copy files', 'install files', 'configure system', 'post process cleaning', 'removing backups', etc., each step with a run-through of a full 100% progress bar.
And those that reckon to offer a /q "silent" install, but still wait for occasional confirmation key presses, usually at 20% through a 2 hour process that you walked away from after 10 minutes, but didn't notice for an hour or so.
Too many different ways for software to give me the irrits, TBH. Impatience sucks like a limpet on a lemon...
"...and then vacuum the landing pad."
... are almost permanently featured somewhere in Private Eye. Child 'M', foster carer fiasco, Children's Services rated inadequate, winning the Eye's 'Whitewash Award for Local Government' in 2015, etc. They've a reputation of burying the truth and protecting NCC officials, so don't expect anyone to be named as responsible for this latest dropped bollock any time soon, if at all.
I also know my own name is rare but there's at least 5 that live within 50 miles of me(one owns a fish and chip restaurant that I keep meaning to try out).
Ah, so you are really Sgt. Elvis Presley? ;-)
Sooooo, that's what Skrillex was all about...
This could end up like an audible version of Barcode Battlers.
Apart from the double-letters, 'Password rules are bullsh*t!' would appear to be acceptable... password.kaspersky.com reports "Your password will be bruteforced with an average home computer in approximately 10000+centuries".
Don't worry - TalkTalk have a bunch of really good routers that they can let you have...
"At 44 light years distance..." - most sources have it at 39-40ly (Wikipedia has it at 39.5 ± 1.3ly).
Which is roughly 12 parsecs, not nearer 14, Rey... I'd request a new Reg Standard Unit, but the Kessel Run usually took 18 parsecs, so it needs to be more specific - HSKR or MFKR, maybe...?
...when a company gets it. This sort of thing needs an award of some sort, as an antidote to all the 'up yours' responses and "we take security very seriously" empty canned statements from leaky megacorps.
Design idea for the award - an exclamation mark, in purple...
Android keeps logfiles that build over time. If you've a Samsung device, dial *#9900# and select the second option on the menu that this opens - "Delete dumpstate/logcat" - I tried this on an old Galaxy S2 that had slowed to a crawl and saved well over a gig of internal storage - the phone's now usable again and updates as much as it is able.
The same trick also worked on an S3, though that has a different memory model and wasn't complaining about running out of storage - it has made it more reliable though, since it was crashing daily when running its TRIM routine on internal RAM, something that hasn't happened since clearing those logfiles.
YMMV, and AFAIK that code only works for Samsung - worth a try if that's you. It doesn't need root access either.
Nice - IIRC there was a choice of leather cover, though lots got shipped with black or dark blue. I was looking at either a Series 7 or netBook Pro after happily using an original Series 5 for a few years. In the end, falling laptop prices and a donated US-spec 5mx kept me happy. Laptops come and go, but I've still got both S5s in the attic.
I used to travel on the train a lot, and remember writing some of my editorials for CastleCops on the original S5, then hooking up my Motorola T250 handset over IR to email them off to be published. The OPL language was easy to use too.
... for example - plenty still on the roads, physically maintained etc.
Now extend the 'out of business' idea to a car model deemed 'out of date' by the manufacturer - "Sorry mate, that's the Model 3. The latest software only applies to Model 3S or later". What then? Choose to have a fair chunk of the purchase disabled (the self-drive functions) as it is now uninsurable? Scrap the car?
There would have to be a way of keeping or maintaining vehicles in those sort of situations, just like you can still maintain a Jag E-Type these days, 40 years after production finished...
I've only used black gaffer tape on the kids' laptop, until they grew out of the stage where Cbeebies games with their face on the Tellytubby sun were fun - there are loads of games like that. The Logitech golfball I use on this one has a flip-down cover, and is so old the drivers kick up a fuss, so sits unplugged on the shelf behind me.
Times move on, though - selfie cameras on phones will be much more common these days, and many digital assistants are always listening...
Special hammers are covered in the "How To..." section of the FU .man file.
"Polarise the hull plating"
Maybe having cockroaches that can withstand even more punishment is an advantage? Of course, Rentokill will now have to start bringing phase cannons to clear out an infestation, and the collateral damage may be spectacular...
Ha! They had a reputation, but this wasn't a bad one - we kept it for another 9 years and 65k-ish miles, but had to scrap it after the rear subframe failed when the car was worth buttons. Shame, because it was a nippy little thing. It still had most of the older 205-style chuckability, which finally got killed off with the lardy 207,
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