* Posts by Simon Harris

2773 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Mar 2007

Snowden leaks LEGALISED GCHQ's 'illegal' dragnet spying, rules British tribunal

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Re: Gotta tell me wife...

The point was made, an example in better taste might have been chosen though.

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@Brewster's Angle Grinder

Your name is Sir Humphrey Appleby, and I claim my five pounds.

NASA: Check out this TWIRLY SPACE DWARF – and NEVER moan about our budget

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Re: Hope the cruise continues

Dawn should be using 3 of its 4 reaction wheels to stabilise it, but it's lost 2 of them, so it'll be relying on its hydrazine thrusters as well as the 2 remaining wheels to keep it pointing in the right direction - running out of hydrazine will most likely signal the end of its mission.

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Re: "... photos NASA later released as a GIF."

It'd have to be a damn powerful flash to work from a distance of 90,000 miles!

Assange's cop chaperones have cost £10 MEEELLION to date

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Terminator

We got company..

Police?

How many?

All of them, I think!

Zoinks! Is that Mystery Machine Apple's SELF-DRIVING FAMILY WAGON? You decide

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Re: The Apple iCar

"You will, obviously, only be permitted to travel along Apple approved routes."

Apparently it's only allowed to drive in Apple's walled garden. It squashed all the flowerbeds and ended up ditching itself in the pond.

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"rented by Apple"

You would have thought they might have enough money to buy their own van!

Silicene takes on graphene as next transistor wonder-stuff

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Re: Valence

They look like wiggly hexagons to me, with 3 atoms in each slightly above the level of the plane, and 3 slightly below.

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Re: Valence

Looks like the projection is tricking your eyes. The right hand end still has the same pattern as the left, but the projection has the lighter grey bonds almost normal to the screen, so they're hidden behind the atoms.

Toshiba packs NUMERIC KEYPAD onto self-bricking USB drive

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WTF?

What price freedom?

Over $100 difference between 4GB and 32GB?

I can understand the base price being higher than a standard USB flash drive, what with the keypad and more complex controller, but $105 for 24GB of flash? Usually the difference between a normal 4GB drive and a 32GB drive is something like £15 maximum.

CHAINSAW HORROR advert earns GiffGaff a slap from regulator

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FAIL

Re: Errr

Quite! Seems on the one hand, they're telling GiffGaff they did everything they possibly could to ensure the ads were targeted properly, and on the other, telling them to do it better.

NASA: Give us JUST 0.5% of the federal budget and we'll take you to MARS and EUROPA

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What could possibly go wrong?

" to capture asteroids and bring them back to Earth's orbit for study."

I prefer my asteroids a nice safe long way away thank you!

Bluetooth-enabled miracle washing orbs? Are you kidding?

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WTF?

Did I sleep through February and March?

Surely it must be April 1st?

Microsoft eyes slice of Raspberry Pi with free Windows 10 sprinkled on top

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Re: Good work MS

I wonder if it'll be a port of the full version, or like Windows XP embedded (minimum footprint ~40MB) and Windows Embedded Standard 7 (minimum footprint ~500MB) where you can tailor it to include only the core components needed for the application.

Top smut site Flashes visitors, leaves behind nasty virus

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@ Phil W: Re: "campaign leveraging the recent Adobe Flash zero day vulnerability "

It's always best to ensure that you're using words correctly when commenting on the correct use of words.

Ex Machina – a smart, suspenseful satire of our technology gods

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Re: Not a happy ending

Oy Ian, shut it!

I don't want to know anything about the ending until I've seen it!

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"The Machine"

Another British movie with some similar ideas - saw this one Netflix a few weeks ago.

IMDB entry

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chickpea stew à la Bureau des Projets Spéciaux

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Re: Soak the ... over night!

I think the 'heating it up in the microwave' is the bit you do after the pub.

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Happy

Re: Beer?

One of the nice things about visiting my mum when she's making stew... there's always some Guinness going spare in the kitchen. Half in the stew, half in my tummy.

Beam me up, Scotty, And VAPORIZE me in the process

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Flame

Re: Pointless

Kudos to your 7 year old ingenuity, but having an abrasive lead-out tape and enough matches to create a small fire embedded within the cassette would be more spectacular. "This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds, Jim".

Oz father and son team plan suborbital spaceplane

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Re: Legal?

What if you fly two RPAs together, each fitted with a camera, so you can always be looking at one from the other?

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CAD Drawings.

I don't see any provision for a playmonaut.

He hasn't thought this through properly!

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Re: What are the civilian applications?

50kg - not far off the weight of a 12 year old boy!

Elon Musk snowed under with Googley dollars for Space Internet

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Re: I was thinking...

"At least he's not spending tax dollars on this enterprise."

With all his spacy projects, he must have though about building an Enterprise.

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Re: could be worse...

If it was Microsoft, the Falcon 9 would be scrapped and replaced with the Falcon 10.

'Success'? Verify FAILED for 40% in self-assess tax trial

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"Good luck with that March 2016 deadline"

Can we fine them for each day they go over the deadline?

DVRs at the ready tonight: El Reg's motor Vulture is on the tellybox

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Coat

Re: Freesat

I think it's more CBoobies.

LIFELESS BEAGLE on MARS: A British TRIUMPH!

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Happy

Success..

Britain may not have had a working science lab on Mars, but with Damien Hirst's calibration chart on board it did successfully land the first art installation on the planet.

Missing defective BEAGLE FOUND ON MARS! Amazing claim

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Coat

Scientists recall trying to listen for Beagle's call sign...

... but it's all a bit of a Blur.

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Re: The Shape of Museum Exhibits to Come

As the first British craft to land on Mars, it'll probably be designated a National Trust site.

NINETY new DOOM ASTEROIDS found in 2014

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<7.5million km, >110m ...

Does that make the moon a hazardous object?

TERROR in SPACE: ISS 'Nauts end panic by switching computer off and on again

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Re: Bladder control

You may want to see a doctor about that - urine that smells of ammonia may indicate a problem.

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Re: What did you expect?

Maybe it was an MDM (Multiplexor/Demultiplexor module) fault - these control thermal regulation, among many other things. Originally designed by Honeywell...

Honeywell brochure

but at least some have been upgraded with newer Enhanced Processor and Integrated Communications (EPIC) cards (upgrade news).

Does that make the problem an EPIC failure?

TERROR in SPACE: ISS 'NAUTS FLEE 'gas leak' to Russian module

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Big Bang

Howard's space toilet's on the blink again.

Professor's BEAGLE lost for 10 years FOUND ON MARS

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Re: Martians are inteligent

"They don't have starbucks"

What? Neither Katee Sackhoff nor Dirk Benedict?

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Facepalm

Main photograph...

If that's anything to go by, it seems they'd forgotten to put it on the spacecraft and just discovered they'd left it behind in the lab.

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Coat

Missing Beagle found on Mars..

See - the Snoopy charter's not all bad!

Bloke in Belgium tries to trademark Je Suis Charlie slogan

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Re: WELL DONE

"Just a pity that it isn't funny."

I don't think all satire is supposed to be funny.

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An appropriate purchase.

A potter's field might be the most appropriate thing to buy with any profits made from this.

</Biblical reference>

Icelandic brewers knock up whale 'nad beer

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Arrrrr, that be a right tasty brew...

... 'tis the sea-dog's bollocks.

I don't think you're ready for this Jelly: Google pulls support for Android WebView

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Facepalm

Re: WTF

Yes but "normally" your OS isn't obsolete in less than a couple of years.

Translated as "normally" your OS isn't obsolete in less than the length of a phone contract.

Android users are massive wan … er … smut consumers

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Coffee/keyboard

"phones... optimised for skin tones"

Or more usefully, phones sold that are optimised for use with cleaning products.

Just don't ask what that is on the keyboard --------------------------------->

Paris terror attacks: ISPs face pressure to share MORE data with governments

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WTF?

Pure coincidence?

A GCHQ advert appeared in the middle of the article when I was reading it.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Hot Spanish tongue action

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Re: Tongue not gone

Cooking a whole one...

My mum always cooks a whole ox tongue for Christmas - boiled and cold pressed, a bit like this one from Delia...

Recipe.

But for post-pub nosh, I wasn't in any state for anything needing so much cooking last night - bacon sarnies were about my limit!

NASA closing on fix for Opportunity rover's 'amnesia'

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Re: rover's flight software

Well it was designed by the Jet Propulsion Lab!

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Reinstalling the OS on a >12 year old machine.

Now all I have to do is to remember that safe place where I put that bit of paper on which I made a note of the licence key.

Erik Meijer: AGILE must be destroyed, once and for all

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"Relying on the code writer to test his own code is just about pointless."

At the last place where we did Agile development, for any given module we'd split into pairs - one would write the module, the other would write the tests from the module specifications, ideally without knowing (apart from the interface definition) how the module was coded.

ISS Robonaut gets LEGLESS ... in spaaaace

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To misquote ZZTop...

She's got legs

She doesn't know how to use them...