* Posts by Simon Harris

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Doctor Who's good/bad duality, war futility tale in The Zygon Inversion fails to fizz

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Re: Im just wondering

"If we are bouncing up and down through time, why does part two always follow part one?"

Give them to E4, then see what random order they play the episodes in.

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Re: A Complex Messiah

Does watching Dr Who make you a Je-Who-vah's Witness?

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Re: Bloody good, but it wont please everyone

I think Silverberg's Lord Valentine series pretty much fills the brief of a Game of Thrones genre fantasy, but set on an alien world with a mixture of aliens and some SF technology.

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@ac Batllestar Galactica.

At least, the reboot, was pure fantasy by the final series when it went all mystical.

Even the relatively sensible earlier episodes needed suspension of disbelief over minor things - how did 20th century motor vehicles find their way to their world? In a system with limited resources, how could it possibly be more economical to make notepaper with chamfered corners rather than rectangular?* (did they use the offcuts to power the engines?)

* I know that one was actually an in joke about the production team always cutting corners.

Star Trek to go boldly back onto telly, then beam down in streams

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@ Bob H Re: @Alien8n

"You seem to have pointed out quite a number of films more than TV series"

Call me old fashioned, but I was actually pointing out the books (the dates were publication dates, not film release dates), although almost all were subsequently turned into films - I think The Crysalids was only ever adapted into a radio play.

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More an OS upgrade that forgets to tell you in the installation instructions that it's going to wipe everything important that you wanted to keep.

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Re: subscription-only will ensure a quick death

"look what happened to SyFy - it's a wrestling channel now!"

Sounds like the original series is safe then - Kirk seems to find someone to wrestle in most episodes!

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Re: You make it sound like dystopia is a new thing.

Star Trek may have tried to be utopian, but Bob H appears to be discussing other series since he namechecks two of them and suggests 'current trends'. Since there hasn't been a new episode of any version of Star Trek (excluding the recent movies - are they 'canon'?), my guess is he's talking about dystopia in science fiction in more general terms than Star Trek.

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"I hope it is less dystopian than the current trend in writing has become."

Current trend in writing? You make it sound like dystopia is a new thing. Hasn't science fiction always had a dystopian vein running through it? - for example: The Time Machine (1895), Brave New World (1931), 1984 (1949), Fahrenheit 451 (1953), The Chrysalids (1955), A Clockwork Orange (1962), Logan's Run (1967), Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968), and we haven't even made it to the 1970s yet!

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Lets hope...

after Enterprise that they get back to doing proper Star Trek theme music.

Fancy flying to Mars? NASA's hiring

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Re: No sireee

And as it's a NASA mission, aspiring astronauts will have to be able to sing The Star Spangles Banner.

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Re: No sireee

"does Mars have pubs?"

No, but there is a Mars Bar.

I'm here all week, folks! (fortunately it's already Thursday).

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Re: Is there a B Ark?

"Past the prime of youth"

Waiting for the 'old codgers' recruiting campaign. I reckon I'll be about 70 by the time they get around to sending people to Mars.

What do you call a spreadsheet with lots of negative numbers? Qualcomm_FY2015.xlsx

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Re: Headline of the year award candidate ?

That headline's just cruel - made me laugh though

Google snaps Dutch woman completely taking the piss

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Re: Poor restoration

At least they've corrected the white balance.

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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Re: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

Been at the beans again?

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Re: I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

I was waiting for it to turn into a parody version.

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"Take a look at me now"

Phil's just being attention seeking with his announcement.

Doctor Who's The Zygon Invasion shape-shifts Clara and brings yet more hybrids

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Questionable Underpants...

I must be a pants-voyant or something...

From a month or so ago...

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2015/09/26/doctor_who_witchs_familiar_review/#c_2647170

Think Fortran, assembly language programming is boring and useless? Tell that to the NASA Voyager team

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Re: For which chipset?

"I wrote a an introductory tutorial to X86-64 assembler, specifically aimed at those who had a bit of experience with the Z80 from the 8-bit home computers of 30 years ago."

Since both the X86 and Z80 are essentially derived from the 8080, the concepts would be quite similar. This task may well be more like someone who has some experience of the wealth of instructions on the X86 being restricted to a PDP8, or having to learn fluent assembly code for the PIC with the most obscure set of on-chip peripherals and registers.

Linus Torvalds fires off angry 'compiler-masturbation' rant

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Visual studio.

Often berates me for using a C standard library function, and suggests that some alternative is preferable.

The Linux version of GCC should come with a 'Linus' mode that automatically castigates programmers for using some non-standard extension using more fruity language.

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Re: Goto vs Break

"You know as soon as you see it what it's doing and where it'll jump to; with goto you know none of that without examining the code and finding the label."

That all depends on how much code there is between the break and the end of the loop, and whether the blocks within that section have been indented consistently and correctly - it might just be faster to find the label than have to count the opening and closing braces that follow the break.

(that's not to say I'm condoning using gotos and untidy bracing!)

Raspberry Pi grows the pie with new deal allowing custom recipes

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Re: But what will they be called?

The Raspberry loge(-1) for more complex systems.

It's all Me, Me, Me! in Doctor Who's The Woman Who Lived but what of Clara's fate?

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Amy and Amiability

Was anyone else reminded of the episode where Blackadder meets The Shadow?

https://youtu.be/wL-NNWoblxI

Crash this beauty? James Bond's concept DB10 Aston debuts in Spectre

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Re: Needs clarification - "seminal"

'it's entirely possible that Mr Clarke really does think that Skyfall is "central to the understanding" of Bond.'

... or he just thinks it's a big pile of wank.

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Re: Nice motor...

Maybe not the most commonly used version of the abbreviation these days, but not unheard of.

Terror, terror everywhere: Call the filter police, there's a madman (or two) in town

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Joke

Re: Filtering and removing

"3 - Laugh at them."

Would it be possible, I wonder, for ISPs to recognise extremist web pages and enclose them between

<font face = "comic-sans"> ... </font>

tags (or the appropriate stylesheet, for those of us living in the 21st century*)? That way surely nobody would take them seriously.

* that probably excludes most extremists.

Lotus F1: 38°C? Sand in your Vblocks? Must be building a data center in Bahrain again

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Re: The cars can't run without the computer systems??

The F1 rules state "Pit to car telemetry is prohibited." so I would imagine that it is possible for a car on the track to be run without the computer systems, however without computer guided pre-race set-up, and giving during the race information relayed verbally to the driver they probably wouldn't run that well.

Elderly? Disabled? You clearly need a .38" Palm Pistol

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Re: The thing that actually has me the most worried...

It looked to me like one of those air puffer widgets used to blow dust off camera lenses.

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"Surely, they could have come up with a design incorporating a magazine?"

For the target audience, might I suggest Saga Magazine?

Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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Pint

Re: Which has more stupidity?

"Just because it may be internet-capable doesn't mean you actually have to connect it."

Companies employing remote workers will probably demand that they use connected kettles, just so the boss can check up on the number of tea breaks they're taking.

At least beer cans don't have an internet connection ----------------------------->

You know what storage needs? More doughnuts to flatten us up

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Must be getting old

When I saw 'more doughnuts' my first thought was 'surely we're not going back to the days of magnetic core storage'!

Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Belgium wisely prevented Mr and Mrs Renault from calling their daughter Megane

However, the French courts wouldn't stop Renault calling their car Zoe, after some Mr. & Mrs. Renaults complained that it was already their daughters' name.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11732595

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Additional presents...

Only 12 days until the feast of St. Simon.

I'll be expecting presents from you all!

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Re: Kanye West's son is called North.

If he gets into the White House, will there be a Kanye West Wing?

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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@Garry Perez

Your name is Malcolm Tucker and I claim my 5 pounds.

After Burner: Sega’s jet-fighting, puke-inducing arcade marvel

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"worked out what DIP switch changes to make play easier, get extra lives etc."

I bet you'd cheat on the Kobayashi Maru test too!

Android users left at risk... and it's not even THEIR FAULT this time!

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AndroidVulnerabilities

The score has three components:

f - the proportion of devices free from known critical vulnerabilities.

u - the proportion of devices updated to the most recent version.

m - the number of vulnerabilities the manufacturer has not yet fixed on any device.

But how realistic is this considering

d - the time delay between an update being available from the manufacturer and the carrier being arsed to push it out?

Hey, Facebook – these are the new Like buttons you should have used

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El Reg 'Like' symbol.

I think you forgot to rotate that icon 90 degrees and raise the middle finger.

Miss Brittany dethroned for posting 'nude' Facebook pics

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Re: Not normally one to complain about it, but...

Do they still have a swim-wear section in the competition?

That could be the internet of thongs.

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

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Now, that is a bold statement. Where did they conduct the research?

The works of Shakespeare, I suspect...

Fool: Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

Viola: By my troth, I’ll tell thee, I am almost sick for one, (aside) though I would not have it grow on my chin.

(Twelfth Night)

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"All these beards, it must mean Linux is becoming very popular."

But where is Linus Torvald's beard? I think we should be told.

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Re: Correlation thingy

"Is that not because during those periods there's less reason to shave?"

SWMBO's opinion is that a man does not have sex for a while because the facial hair has grown more.

Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad?

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Re: Under the Lake?

"Are we sure it isn't Zygons? Are they coming later?"

The story after next by the look of things.

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Re: Damned if you do and damned if you don't

Not to mention a minor character who went on to become the Doctor.

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Re: Mid-season cliff-hangers aren't new...

The difference being, if you look at the episode titles and director lists for this series, most, if not all, are going to be two-parters.

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Re: Dematerialised over the shark ?

"If he was broadcasting WiFi or similar from inside the cage then that is silly and would plainly not work."

Or maybe there was a WiFi router in the cage with an optical network connection to the outside.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

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Re: The iPhone?

The error message goes back at least as far as iOS 4.3.1 and people were commenting on it in 2011.

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/2816726?start=0&tstart=0

NEW ERA for HUMANITY? NASA says something 'major' FOUND ON MARS

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Re: People come on

or that Olympus Mons is actually a big pile of TV and DVD remotes.

They must go somewhere when they disappear!

Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar

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Re: hard wired Dalek voice box for the pundits....

"and furthermore how Clara managed to fit inside a Dalek case when every time we've seen the actual mutant inside other Daleks"

That bit has precedent. In "The Daleks" way back in 1963 (the second ever Dr Who story) Ian gets into the shell of a captured dalek. I guess you can't get more canon that that.