* Posts by Badminstyles

14 posts • joined 8 Oct 2007

New script outstrips all other drive-by download risks



'2 girls 1 cup' < '1 guy 1 jar' < '1 guy 1 screwdriver'

god only knows whats going to be next.

Best Buy punts resurrected Jesus Phones



O2 do this already. Threaten to leave 'cos u want a crackberry from Orange and they might (depending if they have any) offer you a resurrected jeebus phone for £35 a month. Then all you have to do is notice *ahem* a part is missing, lets say part of the charger and they'll send a courier to pick up the old one and give you a brand spanking new one... Good service as always from 02.

Pilots survive night on Hudson Strait ice sheet


Survival Suits

I know pilots look smart in their suits but I thought they were just to attract the ladies? Or do all pilots fly looking like this:


So where can I get me one?

Oxford student vote kyboshed by email


Single Sign On

We do have a SSO system, but I don't think the combination of OUSU and OUCS (Ox Uni Computer Services) would be able to get their act together to implement something as time difficult as a pesky little voting system. I mean, have you even seen the state of the Herald webmail interface - i can't imagine how difficult they would make it to vote?

BNP list hunters bring down Wikileaks


re cybersaur

cybersaur, the BNP formed out of the breakup of the national front. Maybe that helps explain why they are so maligned and what being a member says about you?

Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids


@ Simon C

"The whole communion thing is symbolic of your belief in a religion."

Not if you are Catholic.

c.1490-1700 most of Christian Europe was in a slight quandary over this little problem which ended up causing a slight division between Catholics and everyone else resulting in lots of little reformations.

'I can see dinosaurs from my back porch'

Dead Vulture

Two things

1) What an awful first sentence. Hang your head in shame!

2) I didn't know this many people read El Reg!

Dissolving the plastic bag problem

Thumb Up

Good Article and Neat Science.

Nuff said.

Yahoo! deflects Microsoft bid with iPhone dominatrix


Re: Re:Boot Recognition Fault..

FMBs otherwise known as Forward Mounting Bases. It's still dirty...

RealPlayer dinged by software watchdog group




(it won't let me post a with only 99% below the title as it doesn't recognise it as a comment...)

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Paris Hilton

How about

Paris has Nipped to Japan Leaving Africans Rwandaring



Met's de Menezes photo 'manipulated', says prosecution

Paris Hilton


"it could not have been produced simply by using PowerPoint software"

No sh*t sherlock.

Canadian prof develops drunk-driving sim


Education of the wrong sort

Some alcohol addled miscreants may view it as a chance to hone their driving skills with the intention of making them better drivers whilst drunk. "I learnt to drive safely whilst drunk" will probably not go down too well in court, however.

Interpol launches worldwide hunt for abuse pics man


Perhaps a nod to classic literature

'The disease has turned him inside out so that he now wears his soul on his face'

Choderlos de Laclos - Les Liaisons Dangereuses

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