* Posts by Anonymous John

2374 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Oct 2007

Going viral 9,500 years ago: 'English descended from ancient Turkey'

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Re:BTW Dimanche is the lord's day

One of the Scottish Gaelic words for Sunday has the same meaning. The other translates as Sabbath. Which you use depends on your flavour of Christianity.

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Re: Not quite

Merde?

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Kurgan semi-nomadic pastoralists

That's not my recollection from Highlander 1.

Police mistake reveals plan for Assange's Embassy capture

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Re: so10

One of the conditions was that he was supposed to be at a named bail address between 10pm and 8am, Which he's failed to meet every day since entering the embassy.

REVEALED: Everything Everywhere new 4G logo ... a SNAIL?

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Re: At least

Apple won't like that.

Amazon UK to offer collection service at corner shops

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Re 'Yeah, I'll 'ave Amazon gear, pint o' milk an' a Mars bar'

'Yeah, I'll 'ave Amazon gear, 4 pints o' cider an' 20 fags * '

FTFY.

* Cigarettes for American readers.

Asus Transformer Pad Infinity 64GB Android tablet review

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For that price, I'd buy two netbooks.

Curiosity's new OS upgrade ready to go live

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Patch Monday.

One day ahead of schedule then.

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Re: Franko

Curiosity doesn't have much by today's standards.It was designed years ago.

256MB of RAM

250KB of ROM

2GB of flash storage

SHOCK: Poll shows Americans think TSA is highly effective

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Odin promised to get rid of the ice giants.

I've never seen an ice giant.

Google updates Chrome Flash plugin for security, stability

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Unhappy

Tell that to my Android phone and tablet.

Copyright bot boots NASA rover vid off YouTube

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Anonymous?

Alleged Anon arrested for planning gov DDoS attacks

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FAIL

Re claims to be part of the local chapter of hacktivist group Anonymous.

I think he needs to look up "Anonymous" in the dictionary.

Vodafone loses access to punters' records in IT cock-up

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Re: Ho Fucking Ho

Largely resolved". You're probably the only customer still affected.

Success! Curiosity Mars lander arrives precisely on schedule

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Nice if it could get to photograph the crashed sky crane. I've no idea how far away it is though.

NASA hands out $millions to wannabe spaceship builders

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Re "How can it be 'paying off' if these subcontractors fail

They don't get paid the full amount, but in instalments as they pass various milestones. And it already has paid off in the case of SpaceX. It had demonstrated that it can both take cargo to the ISS, and bring cargo back.

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Re: Finding work for all three might be a problem.

International in the sense that several countries (and ESA) built and funded it. Plenty of reasons political and technical against a Chinese visit. Does its capsule have a compatible docking port?

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Finding work for all three might be a problem.

The ISS needs 12 crew members a year, and four Soyuz launches fulfils that need. And Russia won't want to be elbowed out completely.

All three American vehicles can carry seven people, far more than the ISS needs in one go. Whatever, the next 10 years look interesting.

Pasadena to party hardy as Martian landing looms

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Want.

Where can I get one of those spacesuit costumes?

Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

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Re: The really don't "get it"

Quaint Antipodean Network Taking Aussies Somewhere.

How one bad algorithm cost traders $440m

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I've seen one report that they've asked JPMorgan Chase & Co for financing. Why anyone would want to lend them money right now, isn't clear to me.

Smutty books strip Harry Potter of Amazon crown

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https://twitter.com/50shedsofgrey

"'I'm a very naughty girl,' she said, biting her lip, 'I need to be punished.' So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend"

Lords call for the end of TV transmissions

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Re: You seem to have missed the word "terrestrial".

That was my point. El Reg's interpretation of what the Lords said differs from mine.

"Rather than take up vital electromagnetic spectrum, TV should be delivered exclusively over the internet, the House of Lords' Communications Committee concluded."

Nothing exclusive about it. Having Freeview and Sky/Freesat doesn't really make sense to me.

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You seem to have missed the word "terrestrial".

"In a report entitled Broadband for All - An Alternative Vision, the Committee writes: "We recommend that the government, Ofcom and the industry begin to consider the desirability of the transfer of terrestrial broadcast content from spectrum to the internet and the consequent switching off of broadcast transmission over spectrum." "

There is a little known alternative called satellite TV.

Scotland Yard's hacking probe: Cops arrest journalist

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Re Scotland Yard officers cuffed a 51-year-old man this morning

No they didn't.

"The Met confirmed that the unnamed man is a journalist who is currently attending a central London police station by appointment."

Russian cargoship fluffs Space Station docking test

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Re: "The new system is an upgraded version of the existing Kurs automated docking system"

It's not an advantage if it doesn't work.

Olympics security cockup down to software errors - report

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Recruitment isn't the only problem.

Large numbers of recruits aren't turning up.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/16/police-forces-olympic-security-g4s

'Extreme' solar storm speeding straight towards Earth

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Now where's my tinfoil hat?

O2, GiffGaff network goes titsup for unlucky punters

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Flaky in E Sussex too.

New electronic labels squeal to spare you from food poisoning

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Thumb Up

Wow!

Even my dinner will have more computing capacity than the Apollo XI computer.

Global warming: It's GOOD for the environment

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Unhappy

Re plants do not show a large response to CO2 fertilisation

You should see my garden with all the recent rain. The grass and weeds are growing faster than I can deal with them.

I think I must have a negative carbon footprint.

My dad found the Higgs boson! Reminiscences of a CERN kid

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Joke

Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "Sorry but we don't allow particles in here."

The Boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

Analyst fears iPhone 5 power pack to prompt launch postponement

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Flame

"70 per cent of batteries fail to meet Apple's specifications"

See icon.

Major London problem hits BT broadband across southeast

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Unhappy

Re: Three

I love Three's Customer Service.

"I'm getting DNS look-up failures on all but a few websites. All other Internet apps are normal".

"There's a mast down at XXX. Are you anywhere near that?"

"No, and it wouldn't cause this problem."

"Have you turned the phone off and on?"

"Yes, but it wouldn't cause this problem."

"Take out the SIM and give the contacts a rub."

Where's the headbang icon?

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Unhappy

Three

Major problems with its Internet service today as well. Random DNS look-up failures mean that few websites have been available today. And the few that are are intermittent. Non-web services are normal.

New body to supervise as your NHS file includes more and more stuff

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Unhappy

How big is the SCR database?

And how long will it before someone takes a copy on a memory stick home, and loses it on a train?

Samsung to probe Galaxy S III blaze claim

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Apple patent infringement?

See title.

Assange takes refuge in Ecuadorian embassy

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Re: A diplomatic bag isn't literally a bag

I know, and it wasn't a serious suggestion. If he popped up in Ecuador after being smuggled out, it would cause a diplomatic incident. I really can't see the Embassy doing it.

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How does this help him?

He's only untouchable while in the embassy. Short of shipping him out in a diplomatic bag, can't he be detained on the way to the airport? He surely can't claim diplomatic immunity..

William Shatner confirms Devon town actually prostitute free

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I thought that was Wales.

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Unhappy

Bu**er

I've booked a holiday there in August.

Ludicrously lucky teen survives spear through brain

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Shouldn't that be boatnote or shootnote?

America's X-37B top-secret spaceplane returns to Earth

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Re: It's so secret

There's no way of hiding it landing at Vandenberg. Or being launched from the Cape. And there are enthusiasts who can track its orbit.

Reborn UK internet super-snooper charter to be unveiled today

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Re: "half a million requests to intercept communications data"

May said this morning that was 500,000 requests, not 500,000 people. But surely monitoring one person would only need one request? And as that request would cover a whole family, it would be far more than half a million.

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Meh

"Later today, the Home Office will unveil its plans"

Totally unrelated to the fact that Shiny Dave is up before Lord Leveson today, of course.

Missed the Venus solar flyby? It's only 105 years to the next one

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Re: Whats the fuss?

I know what you mean. And a total solar eclipse is just a bigger black dot moving across the face of the sun. It doesn't change anything either. Not worth getting out of bed for.

NHS fights record £325k ICO fine after clap records appear on eBay

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It should count itself lucky.

That the ICO didn't add a £15 victim surcharge.

Earth bathed in high-energy radiation from colossal mystery blast

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Re: I wonder what they saw that they interpreted as a "red crucifix"

And the "wonderful serpents" in Sussex? Can we rely on them? The surviving Anglo-Saxon Chronicles are copies written well after 774AD as I recall.