@Jim. I salute u sir for the Angle Grinder Man reference,
23 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007
Genius alliteration on the sub-headline guys
That is the saddest thing I've seen since I looked in the mirror this morning
As she looks quite a babe
Do the quacks really need to call the fire brigade in for this sort of stuff, or are they just doing it for shits and giggles?
you may use my ringpiece as a biometric dataset. I'm pretty certain its unique and It would give me great satisfaction mooning to my PC everyday to logon
You and I were, if not best buddies, certainly people that got on. For 30 odd years we have had a special relationship, DOS, 3.1 WIN95/98 (cough Vista). And you know what I even told my mates how good you were. Things were sweet.
Then win 10.
F*ck you in the a*** with a f****** 10 inch c******r sidewards
F*ck you until you f******g f*****d up f*****d f*****s f*ck off.
I've now gone to linux Mint and will now be converting all my non-tech mates over to it.
So yeah, its not going to be the year of Linux, but y'know, we, the tech nerds support our family and friends and when we tell them to fuck windows off, you are sliding down a slippery slope.
For the record, el Reg users, I held off going to Linux for years. All I can say is what was I thinking? Mint is a fantastic piece of software and is now on my laptop and my friends. Works great and to top it off, no fucking fucked up fucked ribbon.
So one more time
FUCK U MS.
(bit of a rant, soz people)
restored with asterisks by El Mod because it was quite a funny rant really, if a bit too sweary for normal service
Media Portal- Way to Go
Used Media Centre for ages, it was once of MS best products. However over the years it has got slow (esp clicking through the guide) and just generally flaky. A couple of months ago I switched to Media Portal, and boy what a difference. Can really recommend it.
"Surf Nazis Must Die" - Do not watch under any circumstances
Not my tactic but I have used it......
Call centre "Hello I'm from Microsoft and we've detected a problem on your PC...."
Me (Loudly" "Sweet Leaping Jesus, hallaluah, my pc HAS been faulty, can you fix it?"
Call Centre "Of course sir, please switch it on"
Me "Yes!!!!!! Can you see the screen, its now checking file system on C:. 1%....................2%.........................3% ou stilll there?.......... 4% ...........
Never got to 10%, or had my pc fixed :(
What would be the resolution of this telescope? (Preferably in elReg units)
To see another electronic engineer go rogue
Where jobs rises from the dead
Building my own crystal set got me into electronics and never looked back!
Eugene, I salute you, a brilliant invention by an unknown inventor.
Moon Zero Two
My arse couldn't believe it had to sit through 2 hours of this drivel. Avoid this film at all costs and can we add it to the worse film list, it trumps The Phantom Menace by twelve parsecs.
Surf Nazis must Die
that is all
For that price, better throw in some hottie hostesses
Kill me now
First Elton now Macca - I bet the Atlantis crew have left via the airlock, sans space-suit
Shoulda used one of this doohickys
Could force more piracy.....
If you boot the terrorisist, I mean pirates off, then they won;t be able to use legit services. Plus I suspect they'll just boogie on down to the local car-boot anyway
The real Kirk is....
Tim Allen aka Capt Jason Nesmith aka the best Kirk we never had