Groupon seem to be better at killing off businesses than any number of economic recessions. From their catastrophic flotation through to cup cake companies baking round the clock, it's been a long time since there's been a Groupon story that can't be filed under 'Uh oh'.
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Has anyone checked Lester's expense claims of late? You never know in amongst the receipts for beer, donkey food, more beer and Playmobil, he might have slipped in one for a Saturn V.
'Small point - charcoal is produced from trees which capture the CO2 while growing, so the CO2 produced by burning the charcoal is effectively 'carbon neutral'.'
You're confusing the argument by using 'science'.
High def colour would be nice
Apple still claims to be the preferred solution for photographers and video editors yet it still hasn't released a high-colour gamut screen to rival HP's DreamColor displays.
And I'm with the folks above, those high gloss screens are a nightmare to work with in most offices.
They were made by Amicus in the UK
And two of the few movies from that long-lost and fondly-remembered studio not to feature Doug McClure.
I assumed it was actually really small and made from Lego.
Imagine the shrieks of protest
From AO and the anti-BBC faction on here if the Corporation announced a similar project today. The BBC Micro might have been priced for middle-class kids, but it really has to be amongst the finest things the BBC have ever brought us.
'it means that we need to carry out a detailed review and punish those guilty'
So someone is guilty are they?
It won't be long before Putin's Puppet starts accusing Roscosmos of 'sabotage'.
They might want to start looking at why their budget for a Mars mission was $163 million when NASA's equivalents cost ten times as much.
I'm also available
And I should be just about to retire by the time the aircraft carrier is due to enter service (but probably won't).
I have a suspicion that this will get a LONG way down the road before being canned - see TSR-2. One difference being that the TSR-2 was actually an impressive, ahead of the crowd project. This is a big boat with a flat top.
How on earth?
Can it take twenty years from now to get to a working aircraft carrier? Are we waiting for the necessary engineers to leave kindergarten?
I'm sure the Americans would sell us one of their nearly new aircraft carriers + air wing for a lot less than this mighty white elephant.
Creepy surveillance technology from the UK
I suppose we should be pleased to know to that New Labour's approach to surveillance has created at least one money spinning company.
I trust a tasteful Playmobil tribute to Women In Love will be forthcoming?
Roscosmos better check their facts
"Only 30 per cent of Soviet-Russian launches to Mars were successful, the Americans have had 50 per cent success, while all attempts by Japan and Europe have failed so far"
Whether the Soviet/Russian success rate is even that high must be debatable.
Mars 1M A and B - trapped in Earth orbit.
Mars 1962A and B exploded during launch,
Mars 1 died in interplanetary space (but set a communications distance record).
Zond 1964A failed on launch.
Zond 2 died in interplanetary space.
Mars 1969A, Mars 1969B and Kosmos 419 all failed on launch.
Mars 2 and 3 both orbiters achieved their objective. Mars 2's lander crashed, Mars 3's landed and transmitted data for 15 seconds - the data is probably corrupt.
Mars 4 failed to make Martian orbit and flew by the planet,
Mars 5 a major success achieving orbit but failed in 9 days.
Mars 6 reached Mars but failed during the landing.
Mars 7 ejected the lander prematurely and missed the planet.
Fobos 1 died in interplanetary space.
Fobos 2 entered orbit, returned some imagery and was then commanded to turn away from the Earth - oops! Lander was not deployed.
Mars 96 failed on launch.
Fobos-Grunt failed to leave Earth orbit.
Meanwhile, Europe has put a very successful orbiter around Mars. If they'd like to check their receipts they'll see it was fired there by a Roscosmos Soyuz-Fregat. The Beagle 2 lander failed during descent to the Martian surface.
It's a bit more complex than that
Believe it or not Lewis has cherry picked the study's findings.
A global sensitivity of 2.4K was indeed found, but the researchers admit that the application of global sensitivities might obscure regional variations. For instance, their best fit puts Antarctica 4K *warmer* than the ice cores tell us whilst saying the West Antarctic Ice Sheet was 7K *cooler* than the evidence in the ice.
The authors are quite clear that we need more and better measurements of the Last Glacial Measurement.
The default Republican view on science seems to be
'I find your lack of faith disturbing.'
They're probably outraged at millions of dollars being spent on doing 'research', finding 'facts' and looking for 'evidence' when everything anyone needs to know is in their bumper-sized book of Jesus and his crazy friends.
It might just say
'Continued on next pyramid'
In the spirit of Boy's Own adventuring
Jeepers! Look Out!
That means it is now officially beer-o-clock. And at 09:30 I'm heading pubward.
Discovery is going to the Air and Space Museum, Endeavour to the California Science Center in LA and Atlantis will remain at KSC.
Have they tried
Turning it off and on again?
From examining the composition of iron meteorites, where most contain inclusions of pyrrhotite (usually in the form of troilite) and graphite, we should also expect considerable amounts of sulfur and silicon down there.
(Of course the density of the Core would be massively reduced if Doug McClure was right all those years ago.)
Why yes that is a geological hammer in my pocket...
Our last, best hope
Is that I find it impossible to understand what the Beboids say, so we must pray it's even harder for the tentacled beings FROM BEYOND SPACE! (cue theramins)
Oooops one more
The stunningly beautiful Cygnus from 'The Black Hole' - it's like the Crystal Palace has been fitted with a warp drive.
And if I'm allowed just one more? The Orion Spaceplane from 2001 - so beautiful, so very nearly possible.
That's the refining platform it is towing. Nostromo is just the tug.
Realistic in one sense
The large model of Discovery was getting on for the size of a real ship - 54 feet to be precise.
There's a huge debt owed to Gerry Anderson for the look of spaceships from the 1970s onwards. It was him and his team creating models for Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet, UFO and Space 1999 that really excelled at hacking bits of Airfix kits into detailing for models.
They were so good that Kubrick pinched most of them to work on '2001' and from there they went on to inspire a good deal of the work done on movies like 'Silent Running', 'Close Encounters' and 'Bladerunner'.
And although it's not a film spaceship, you can't get a better ship than the Eagle from Space 1999.
This would be the weather satellite the Chinese so charmingly decided to blow up and fill low orbit with tens of thousands of pieces of debris. It'd be justice if the Tiangong 1 unmanned space station took a broadside.
PLEASE! Then we won't have to put up with documentaries filled with tootling and parping incidental music for 50 minutes.
And if they can somehow redub Robert Peston into English that will be worth the licence fee alone. But I suspect even the Beeb's boffins won't be able to stop Peston having a good rummage in his trousers every time he stands up and speaks (sorry it's one of those things that once seen can't be unseen - much the same way that Peter Sissons jiggles when reading the news)
Those would be the ones made from fossil fuels whose prices are rising rapidly beyond the budgets of farmers in the developing world?
Submerge the whole thing in liquid hydrogen with the result that the air inside condenses in a moment. Fire the motor - with no moving parts or electronics there is literally nothing that can go wrong.
Post the video.
Chief rabbi reversing...
If he backs up any more quickly he'll need to be fitted with a reversing signal.
Like that's a bad thing.
I get all my environmental credentials from the Michael Bay school.
Ignoring the '50-foot (15m) fish' error
It seems something of a wasted opportunity not to blow it up. How often do you get a massive target at a convenient beachside location just around the corner from the US Navy Pacific Fleet who own so much highly entertaining death tech?
Actually it probably is hard to shoot down
Blimps don't simply POP! when shot, instead they gradually lose gas over a period of hours or days.
"... currently doing God’s work."
Agree with the previous poster.
And somehow I assume it's not the sort of God's work that revolves around cups of tea and jumble sales.
The UK bill for decommissioning our existing reactor fleet is heading towards £70 billion (albeit spread over a long time), excluding the cost of a long-term repository which hasn't even been designed let alone planned. These costs have been driving up our power bills for quite some time now - something which Lewis forgot to mention.
And the cost of nuclear also has to include the liabilities taken on by the State as no private insurer will ever cover a nuclear plant.
Yes it's green power and we should have it, but let's have an honest pricing for nuclear electricity.
In the movies
Cerenkov radiation can either be simulated by:
a: a huge CGI budget and much pixel wrangling, or;
b: replacing the water on set with tonic water and shining UV light into the tank.
The quinine in the tonic water fluoresces blue under UV - et voila, you can have a cinematic radioactive catastrophe and cocktails.
'Rupert Murdoch botherer'?
Hardly. In a committee session dominated by pathetic questioning and lack of rigour, Mensch was by far the worst questioner. She could barely wait to finish her questions to the Murdochs so she could dash outside and breathlessly tell the press all that had happened.
The biggest thing about this story is that Louise Mensch is back in the news which will please Louise Mensch immensely.
If it was real bacon* it would have converted to another religion on the spot.
* not the horrible deep-fried fat with the consistency of broken glass stuff the Americans insist on calling bacon.
Maple syrup on the other hand
Actually works well with real bacon.
God I'm hungry. Where's a Microsoft developers drive when you need one?
'Failing that, just getting the craft to land on Earth instead of crashing through the atmosphere could allow the agency to recover equipment from the ship and even readings from its instruments.'
Fobos-Grunt isn't equipped with a heat shield - how is that meant to happen?
If this child was given this name in Scandinavia
He probably couldn't get away with it in Sweden - or at least his parents couldn't. The Swedish tax authority (El Reg - passim) would probably block it. Norway has similar laws deliberately aimed at protecting the child from possible abuse because of their names.
I'm not sure about Denmark. Iceland (although not part of Scandinavia) has the strictest rules - you can only name your child from an approved list of suitably viking-sounding names.
And you can bet if you name your child after a hulking great viking hero he won't grow up to be a hulking great viking hero; he'll probably much prefer art, have asthma and be in touch with his feminine side. Which is great. But parents projecting their own fantasies on their kids - not great.
I predict either a name change in 16 years time, or a homicide (possibly in tribute to the game with a viking axe).
You'd have thought he'd have bigger things to worry about
As great pieces of rabbinical thinking go, this isn't one of them. I'd be happier if the Chief rabbi and his fellow priests of all faiths spent less time blaming one company for all the ills of the world and rather more time wondering what it is about religion that makes large numbers of believers think they are better people by humiliating, oppressing and killing those who don't share their entirely unsubstantiated beliefs.
It takes a very special brand of genius to come up with this idea
We *could* spend our money ensuring kids have the skills to compete in a global marketplace dominated by high technology, engineering and manufacturing (like they are in - sayyyyy India). We could see if immigrant groups have equal access to education and training so that they could work in what's left of our economy; or we could just assume that people from the subcontinent and their children are happy to continue making curry.
'This does seem a bit odd as nobody panics when a Tomahawk cruise missile gets fired off'
Not really, unlike a ballistic missile the other side doesn't see the cruise missile pop up on their radar and have to make an instant decision whether they're watching the other side playing silly buggers or going to have to replan their weekend around the horrible flaming megadeath of humanity.
Is this thing being tracked at all
Are ground observers able to see Fobos at all? It'd be horrible luck if it has fired its engines for Mars after all and we're looking in the wrong place.
It's also rather freaky in flight
The exhaust is almost entirely invisible, so the photos of the Prospero launch make Black Arrow look like it was just hanging there:
You should also add Israel, Japan and Russia to the list of countries operating spy satellites.
The neutrinos are passing through solid rock between CERN and the observatory.
Light has issues with this.
We have a worthy winner
I assume Lester is a shoo-in for the first prize in that he showed all the qualities of the very finest of British engineering - beer, creative thinking, bodging and more beer.