I spy with my little eye...
Hint: the first letter is an 'F'.
The solution, below.
All right, the answer is FOUR PERCENT OF GLOBAL TURNOVER!
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Hint: the first letter is an 'F'.
The solution, below.
All right, the answer is FOUR PERCENT OF GLOBAL TURNOVER!
“artificial-intelligence-enabled global surveillance” for missile targeting and tracking
Someone should inform these muppets of that "minor incident"* where errors/design blunders in automated systems almost caused a nuclear war, where it not for the intervention of humans. AIs are just a kind of automated systems we can't fully understand or debug. What could possibly go wrong?
*note: Actually, one of many such incidents.
I strongly doubt that the Chinese Government needs any external help to stain its own reputation. It's one of those "marvellous places" where you can be imprisoned for publicly disagreeing with "the State"*, FFS!
*note: e.g. Ai Wei Wei, or many other people in this list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_dissidents
Anything whose name contains "bing" can't be any good!!!
"Perhaps being shirtless is a requirement for the service."
In the case of ETs, they don't mind shirts at all. They are more interested in people without pants, because, you know, the "probes".
OMG! The calendar is wrong again! It should be Friday! ;^)
I humbly apologize for my error and thank you for pointing it out.
Hugs, winks and pats in the back? I'd expect much more from professionals charging 1200 USD per a day's work. At the very least, a happy ending should be guaranteed!
And for this price, they should have a good backup plan in place for "those days of the lunar month"!
"...selling lookalike political audiences to advertisers during the regulated period [...] users should be given a way to opt out of being included in such groups."
In my opinion, it should be exclusively "opt in". Social media firms could still milk the -too high- percentage of their users who love to be mislead and misinformed! 8^(
As other fellow commentards have already pointed out, a better education with special emphasis in critical thinking and a healthy degree of distrust of media sources and social media would get rid of most of these issues. Sadly, it'll probably never happen, as governments want their subjects docile. 8^(
... proves without a doubt that Amazon's management are just a bunch of dangerous sociopaths.
Regarding police high-ups willing to buy this, I'd say they're split 50%-50% between sociopaths and morons.
"Well thank you to the four selfish types who wish to deny me an easy road to..."
Now it's FIVE selfish types, counting myself!
Reason: A monopolistic OS that is very insecure and very difficult/impossible to make secure by design!!!...
... hoisted upon us by Google with the invaluable support of people like you, who "Want Something That Just Works" at any cost. Even if that something often doesn't work!!!
Edit: SIX selfish types now! 8^)
"...the Justice Department is not a fan of the common man having access to encryption."
How the fuck do these morons expect to keep the "common man" safe in the Internets without allowing "him" to use encryption?
Blowing and sucking the straw simultaneously is logically and physically impossible!
... while I was having my breakfast -espresso coffee + pincho de tortilla - at a local bar, a guy dressed in a blue jumpsuit entered the place carrying an orange plastic case. He looked around and left the case in an empty corner of the bar. The barman, who knew him, asked what was in the orange case, and the guy explained it was a radioactive source used for inspecting pipes. He wasn't allowed to leave it alone in his van, so he had to carry it everywhere.
For a few seconds, the only sound in the place was that of chairs inching away from the aforementioned corner. 8^)
A company owned by MS wants to "save us from vulnerable code"?
LOL, just LOL!
Smart vacuum cleaner? That's good, but not good enough. Right now I'm developing an interface for automatic milking machines that will blow your... minds!.
It even includes a security mechanism that stops the process after five litres have been extracted!.
... downdetector is not GDPR compliant!
"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese"
Yes, I remember reading about that in the Spanish version of the French science magazine La Recherche, three decades or so ago.
One of the experiments consisted in placing a human with a pendulum inside a weak DC circuit. Whenever the polarity was inverted, the pendulum inverted the direction of it's movement, i.e. from clockwise to counter-clockwise or vice versa. The phenomenon was attributed to ferromagnetic nodules in vertebrates' articulations, and the experiments suggested that they had enough sensibility to detect very small variations in intensity.
Or Slurpy McSlurpface.
... none of them is GDPR compliant, and all those company statements are just dilatory tactics, to stretch the private data smorgasbord for a few years more. I hope the courts throw the book at them.
"I would take that to be it eventually being all countries that want to sign up regardless of customs union or borders etc..."
1 : of, relating to, or affecting two or more nations *international trade*
2 : of, relating to, or constituting a group or association having members in two or more nations *international movement*
3 : active, known, or reaching beyond national boundaries *an international reputation*
Source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary
Blocks can also be removed using the Tor network.
... a few days ago, Youtube started adding lots and lots of ads at the beginning of their videos. This would happen ~once per ten videos or so, with a three seconds countdown to allow "skip ad". Yesterday they were appending TWO ads at the beginning of each video, providing variable size "skip this ad" countdowns, even with some ads forcing users to watch most/all of the ad. The ads they served where mostly for my locale, but I also had to watch-or-skip ads in French, German and other European languages. The whole thing looks like a punishment for users that don't accept the worst of G's crap.
I reckon that G is boiling the frog too fast, and that's, imho, a clear symptom of G's desperation.
Good, good, ...
... we'll have regulations for IT products regarding their security, safety and makers and sellers responsibilities. Said regulations wiil be sane, well informed, well enforced and with a potent bite, both in terms of fines and even prison terms.
Nah, I was jesting.
We'll have anti-gravity and FTL travel long before that!
No need to criminalize anything. You make compilers that create only safe code -in the context of the discussed processor bugs-. and somehow force the OS to accept only executables created using these tools. the progamming standards just provides a list of things that safe executables can and can not do, and the compilers&such enforce said rules. The las step consists on the Hypothetical OS checking that the executables have been developed using these tools, probably by using some crypto-negotiation and similar dark magicks.
Does this make sense? Honest question.
... another effect would be millions of PCs freed of Windows 10
OSmalware. What's there not to like?
Farewell, WIntel, it was nice while it lasted. Don't let the door hit your etc etc ...
I can't picture chipmakers fixing these vulns in hardware and comercialising the new chips in less than two years. The amount of work involved in updating the designs for most of their market niches has to be a humongous nightmare! 8^(
I'm curious about whether it'd be possible to create a Linux version that can't be affected by these exploits, if neccesary with the help of new programming tools and mandatory programming standards.
This situation has a good chance of turning hundreds of millions of old(ish) PCs into linux stations.
PD: We definitely need a Keep-On-Dreaming Icon! 8^)
"Pure and simple vindictiveness."
No. Pure and simple logic. You'll likely agree that there's no guarantee that any country external to the EU will keep its political/military interests aligned with those of the EU in the future, and even if they did, giving them the set of "system's keys" would compromise Galileo's security in many unacceptable ways.
"The UK doesnt want a border, the EU does, its their problem not ours."
Guess what happens when those "commie-pinko bureaucrats" in Brussels notice that the costs of maintaining a humongous border with the UK are not covered by the profits made through Commerce with the UK.
A soft border+hard Brexit would turn most of the UK's economy into smuggling operations, moving any goods into Europe. I don't think the EU will allow it, but even if they do (damn highly improbable thing imo), perhaps you should carefully consider the implications of most of your country's economy consisting of smuggling operations.
Imagine that instead of the UK it was Spain that had voted to leave the EU. Your country would do exactly what the rest of the EU countries are doing now to the UK and most people that in the Real World voted Brexit would probably be applauding with hands and ears!
I pray to the FSM that this shit doesn't happen in my country.
I'd also add to that list of murdered companies the IT ones, as their status as "GDPR compliant" will be abundantly discussed in the next years.
And a big implied facepalm for whoever helped to make this shit possible, including politicians, big media, social sites, ...
Well, I see two possible scenarios:
- Soft Brexit: Things keep going as usual regarding tariffs and imports, with the -non trivial- difference that the UK has no saying in the EU laws and normatives. Germans continue selling cars to the UK.
- Hard Brexit: By itself, it guarantees that a good part of the UK economy vanishes or migrates to some EU country, together with most of the well off UK citizens and residents that can buy German cars.
So... you'll have to look for a different lever.
I'd gladly pay to watch that show!
".. will be practising talking into a camera without blinking."
A small amount of BMP* could help in that department.
And if the politician is less chemically inclined, he can paint a pair of eyes in his/her/its eyelids, and say/do whatever pleases. The only drawback is that he shouldn't do it while needing to keep his eyes open, e.g. as for walking, driving, using heavy machinery, preventing that sexy goat from bitting his/her/its junk off or hanging out with people that would rob his/her/its** blind at the drop of a hat, like most other politicians.
* BMP = Bolivian Marching Powder.
** After using it this Inclusive Language thing for several minutes, I like Inclusive Language even less. ;-)
I'm not an expert, but elliptic-curve cryptography sounds like it needs some floating point arithmetics.
The post is required, and must contain letters! Yay!
"Past 3 days, everytimeI open the browser (Firefox) it nags me to give my consent (or otherwise) before I can go to my homepage (Yahoo)"
I've suffered similar symptoms after Firefox upgrades. My workaround is to restart the computer. I guess the certificates store gets messed somehow in the update, perhaps with the help of Ghostery or a similar tool that, for some reason, I never remember to shut down before updating the browser. 8^)
GO, MAX! GO!
If we ever met in the real word, I owe this guy a few pints!
"You dont have to worry I aint some snowflake, I have a sense of humour. You guys regularly leave me laughing ;)"
I have a strong suspicion that at least sometimes that's totally intentional. ;^)
If your company only keeps personal data "needed to provide your services" and doesn't share it with anyone else, you're totally kosher with GDPR. Otherwise, please geoblock Europe at your leisure. You'll save me the hassle of blocking your sites! ;^)
"...that whenever a citizen of an EU wants to hand personal data to an US based company..."
The "wants" part is meaningless without informed consent, and that's just what the GDPR provides. What data is being taken, whith whom it's shared and for which uses. Doing otherwise would be similar to allowing people to sell themselves into slavery by signing an obscure/incomplete contract.
And "It's basically more rights for you, more obligations for them."...
It couldn't be otherwise, as in the old status quo, "We" had no rights whatsoever and "They" had basically no obligations!
"on the off-chance that it's going to cock things up."
I've a doubt regarding that sentence in your comment. Is it irony or sarcasm? 8^)
The term in the industry is "procedural generation and has been around for quite a few years."
Hmmm... yes and no. Procedural generation usually works well for simple-ish games, like platformers and bi-dimensional games, as in "The Binding of Isaac" (a game to which I've been irrevocably addicted for several years). Even for these examples, the procedure has to be developed by a human who decides on the rules for the procedural generation, i.e. the programmers create the heuristics, which implies lots of thinking and effort if they want to make a good game.
Now, an AI creating the levels is a different beast altogether, in the sense that once the neural network has been created, it's very difficult to know what it's doing or why it's doing it, and hence it's almost impossible to tweak, debug or improve.
Frankly, I don't know for sure whether NMS's levels were generated using AI -as the company marketing department stated often- or are just procedurally generated, but I totally agree with you that the results were bland and boring. Ditto about Mass Effect: Andromeda and other similar games like Star Citizen.
Generating levels is an expensive task in man hours, but it also allows game makers to gain strong insights in how to improve games or how to create new and better ones. Everything including the programming tools, the game 'philosophy', game mechanics and playability benefits from to the experience gained by creating game levels.
I fear that using AI to perform this task will in the long term lower the quality of new games, independently of how good the AI-created levels are.
"Bad practice to leave it like that for any enterprise machine for just this reason."
True, and that's the reason why I set the BIOS to start from the HD before leaving. I suspect the culprits were either the guys who had installed the machines two years before or the luser himself.
This history included several other juicy details, but they would make me -and the customer- easily identifiable, which is a no-no.
I also have a bunch of histories like this one, and all of them proved without a doubt that the techies weren't the ones "over-paid and under-skilled".
In one of them, I fixed the issue in a little over 30 seconds after being subject to five minutes or so of verbal abuse. The user was a middle exec that seemingly had been flapping his trap in the office before I arrived, because when I was leaving the premises, the company manager came to have a word with me complaining about the quality of our service. I patiently and politely explained him the issue -a CD-ROM in the optical drive unit was causing an "Operating system not found" message-, and for a moment I feared the manager would have an apoplexy, with his face turning bright red and all, till he apologised to me and left for the user's office, probably not to give him a promotion. This interchange happened in the company's general office in front of two dozen workers or so, and on my way to the door I saw several smiles and even a wink.
"The Japanese are hardly likey to sacrifice their lives for their honour and country..."
As was proven without a doubt when they realized that continuing the war could lead them to their total annihilation. Actually they preferred to sacrifice other people's lives, but when that failed to produce the desired results, they didn't have a plan B.
Seriously now, I hope that nations finally learn the trick of learning from past mistakes, because otherwise we're all screwed.
This was the stuff my Rötring sets were made of, and they had some shit-like smell.
Trivia: Butyric acid is produced in great amounts by gingko 's fruits, and that's the reason why they don't plant male and female ginkgo trees together. Except in my city, where the City Council fuckwits did just that and caused the main street to stink like an outhouse for 3 weeks each year.
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