* Posts by The Other Steve

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Captain Cyborg to chew the fat with Ultra Hal

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That time of year already ?

When the strong AI cheerleaders come out of the woodwork to remind us that after fifty years of research they still haven't managed to come up with a proper definition of intelligence, and they still can't resist summing up those fifty years of research with what amounts to a sophisticated parlour game, bless them.

@phix8

"Their answers become whimsical, meaningless non-sequiturs. Just like the rubbish spewed by one of these pathetic pieces of trashy code masquerading as AI."

Kevin Warwick was _always_ like that, he's like a mini Turing test all by himself, sometimes it's difficult to distinguish him as a sentient human even when you are in the same room with him.

Sergey Brin descends from Mount Sinai with Android API

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Insufficent Profanity Error

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Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain

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"FELLATIO KILLS"

Erm, then you're almost certainly doing it wrong, I think. Anyhow, if it was that dangerous, there would be HSE videos about it, with the participants donning the appropriate protective gear. Make a change from Z list celebs lifting boxes.

What a dick. I can't vouch for his blog, because it's gone, which is a shame, and an affront to freedom of speech to boot, but I have read his Times article, and if it _is_ satire, it's the kind of satire that actually does need a label on it, because it doesn't come off like satire in the way that I understand it.

And why should it, since these are indeed the teachings of that vile tract of ignorance and filth The Bible, although curiously, I don't recall most of this repressive shit being in the teachings of your actual messiah, upon which the whole disgusting cult is supposedly based, go figure.

So good on him, I say, for reminding us what vile, ignorant, intolerant and backward dogma is taught by the church he represents, and why we continue to choose to live in a secular state.

Perhaps he'd consider tattooing "SATIRE" prominently on his face, just so we all know for sure where he stands.

Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

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Flossy! NOOOOO!

"Our world has become a sick joke"

No, no, it just _looks_ like a sick joke through the distorting lens of the Daily Mail.

Is it just me, or did this story make anyone else think of lamb chops ? Mmmm. tasty sheep.

Reg reader completely loses the plot

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@ John Bayly :-)

"stalked from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine"

Oooh, la de da! Aren't you the posh one. All we had round our way was cheap Chinese AK knock offs, and we were pleased just to have _that_!

Tip for would be gun toting sKoolSassins : Despatching your appalling brat class-mates and facist scum mind controlling teachers to meet their maker in a witheringly righteous hail of NATO surplus lead is only big and clever if you walk away alive and free from prosecution. You're all, like, totally doing it wrong, duh! *

Just blow the place up and then say you were at the dentist that day, m'kay ? Seriously, it's not rocket science.

Wait a minute, what were we talking about again, oh...

*No one will ever print that on a T-Shirt for me, humourless bastards.

Roll up for the freetard smackdown

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A pirate did what now ?

"burgeoning global industries"

????

I haven't got my pocket OED to hand* (and the fat bastard certainly isn't my pocket), but don't industries like, make stuff, and sell it, and otherwise create value and jobs and shit like that** ? And if copyright infringement actually does that, isn't that like, bad and illegal and good probable cause for the FBI to kick your door in at 4 AM and ship you off to prison with the all the crims, where you will be married to a man named Bubba who says "You're my puppy now!" ? You know, like the bad kind of piracy ? Minus the rum and the lash, but certainly including the sodomy (hi Bubba, miss you, x) ?

In all fairness I have already opened the plonk, and so my eye tracking is a bit wonky, and I may well have missed something ? Seriously, did I ?

And "The Pirate's Dilemma" ? I agree, piracy is a loaded word, and shurely just now the actual pirate's dillema is "shall we keep trying to blackmail $SOME_AFRICAN_GOV, or should we just leg it quick sharp before Ivan's battle cruiser gets here and blows us up all the fuck to kingdom come ?"

YarrrrrrrTarrrrds!

*Actually, I just can't be arsed to stand up and reach it off the top shelf, but hey ho, there you go.

** Except the financial industry, bwahaha, bwahahaha, bwahahahahahahah OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH <sob>

BT's Phorm small print: It's all your fault

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@Sandy Cosser, Phorm PR flack

"People always forget to read the fine print, and then resort to shouting, yelling and complain forums when they find themselves stuck."

Jesus, just how stupid do you actually have to be to work in PR ?

Read the title of the article again : "BT's Phorm ____small_print____: It's all your fault" (my emphasis).

So actually, we _have_ all read the small print, and that is exactly what we are discussing now, duh!

Please go back to you supervisor at CDR or whichever of Kent's merry band of turd polishers you are trying to do damage control for and ask her/him to send us someone with a clue. We'll still be able to tear your arguments to shreds, because our comprehension skills are largely quite reasonable (apparently unlike yours), but at least it will be mildly more interesting than the brain dead drivel you're currently able to deliver, which frankly just makes you look stupid and is damaging not only to your client but to your profession as a whole.

If you aren't actually one of said turd polishers, then I seriously suggest you go away and take a reading comprehension course. You'll find it listed under 'remedial'.

Oh, and have a great weekend, by the way.

US sky marshals submit to Heart of Gold randomware

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@Frumious Bandersnatch

Just caught up with the reply, nice one, much appreciated.

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@ i ching / @iChing (we all ching, for iching)

@Frumious Bandersnatch

That sounds damn fascinating, any chance of a link or reference ?

@Paul Murphy

I was ENJOYING that cup of tea, you utter bastard!

Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids

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Dress wearing kiddy fiddlers indulging in canabilism.

"A group of US priests has demanded YouTube show Catholics the same respect it shows to Jews"

I think that's exactly right, they should ignore them both quite equally when they whine about acts of sacrilege. I find acts of religious worship deeply offensive, but can I have them banned, or even removed from youtube ? No, can I fuck. If I respect your opinion that there's a great beardy bloke in the sky who grants wishes if people ask nicely and behave in a way that pleases him, despite thousands of years of evidence to the contrary, will you undertake to respect my opinion that you're deluded lunatic who should be locked up for their own safety and that of wider society ?

No ? What's that ? "I'll burn in hell with all the other believers ?" Well fuck you then.

"and the outbreak of host-jacking as documented on YouTube could mean a return to the traditional drop-on-tongue method."

I wouldn't want a Catholic priest putting his hands any where near my mouth. With a lot of folk that would be because you don't know where they've been. With Catholic priests, it's quite the opposite.

"and to fast for three hours before mass instead of the current two"

I always thought that was because you only get a tiny sip of wine, and let's face it, that much won't get you shitfaced on a full stomach, and shitfaced is about the only way you'd want to sit through the unlovely dirge that is a Catholic mass and it's attendant wank.

What a vile ceremony the Eucharist is, "eat this, it is the body Christ". Fuck you mate! I'm not putting that in my mouth, it's well past it's sell by, innit ?

HBOS could shift 2,000 IT jobs to India

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@Balls

"We're informed that this is all basically balls"

And of course, at a time of looming mass redundancies, management always, unfailingly, tell the truth, right ?

Good luck with that.

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They think the've got problems now ?

Just wait until they've tried to coordinate the operation, maintenance and development of their business critical infrastructure across time zones and stark geographic and cultural boundaries.

Just wait until they tell their key IT staff that they're going to be out of a job, but on the way out, could they just prepare a detailed handover and work through it with the three 'consultants' that the off shoring company will send to cover the whole deal.

Oh yeah, then they either have to :

a) Move some business types into a technical PM role that they're unsuited to because they aren't technical, which they will resent because it's a shitty job trying to coordinate IT staff who are not just normally IT type difficult, but also in a different time zone, and for whom English may not just be a second, but due to the vast diversity of languages in use in India (22 officially recognised, 70+ in day to day use) a third, fourth or even fifth language.

or b) Move some IT people to a pure PM role, for which they may be unsuited due to skillset or general disposition, and which they will undoubtedly resent because they've just watched all their colleagues being brutally excised from the headcount and there's just something about losing all your tech juice and being asked to play nicely with the usurpers which leaves a bad taste in the mouth which no amount of cheap supermarket plonk will ever be able to entirely remove.*

I don't know if it's still the case that bank staff are offered favourable mortgage rates, but if it is, then by the time they've finished dealing with the redundancy payouts and the mortgage defaults and bank switching from the staff they've just binned, I bet the cost saving numbers aren't so rosy. Add to that the likely tanking of the exchange rate as the collapse of capitalism continues to threaten to plunge the UK into a new dark age of widespread starvation populated by homeless lepers roasting dogs on spits** (or so I'm led to believe by the BBC's Robert Peston, who really needs to go home, get some sleep and decaffeinate a bit).

Of course, I'm sure the bottom line feeders have taken all that into account. Oh yes.

* What ? Too cynical ? Too Bitter ?

** I would say "with apologies to Neal Stephenson", but after "The Baroque Cycle", he can just fuck off as well, bastard.

DoS attack reveals (yet another) crack in net's core

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"it's the most serious thing I've heard of in a month or two."

Yeah, that just about sums it up for me. Yet another example of the recent "OMG! The internets are broken! The Sky is falling. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" hysteria that seems to have been rife this year. And yet so far, large scale network based disaster is conspicuous in absentia.

So forgive me if I : a) don't panic and b) peg this as yet another "vulnerability" "discovered" by "researchers" who have never read Phrack, never looked at the RFCs until they managed to break something in the lab, conspicuously failed to do the most basic lit search, and are now screaming blue murder to equipment manufacturers and the tech media so that their blog entries tomorrow can be titled "OMG! How my 133t hax0r sKillZ totally saved, like, the entire internets! True!".

Totally, like, underwhelming.

Yours truly, angry mob

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RE:Hypothetical question

"A terrorist blows up a car containing Tony Blair and his disciples Jacqui Smith, Blunkett etc. You are on the jury. The man pleads innocent, says he's not a terrorist, he's a patriot but otherwise admits he blew the car up.

Would you find him guilty?"

Hypothetically speaking, what the fuck has that got to do with anything ?

I suppose I can see where you're going, if I squint hard enough and pretend like I'm really fucking stupid, but even then you appear to be : a) confusing an actual act with a misconstruction of a satire as an incitement to an act, which would actually be quite funny in this context if it didn't suggest a certain amount of mental dysfunction on your part, and b) an enormous spunk bubble.

Germans give peeking Google one in the eye

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ZOMG!WTF! Kidpr0n! SuperKrime! Oh Noes!

Jesus like, whatever.

OK, on the crime planning thing, it's marginally better than a map, but not necessarily all that much, as anyone who has ever tried to case a location for possible illicit entry and then gone there will happily attest. (Urbex, in case you're wondering).

And don't forget, the pictures capture a moment in time, and things change. I hate to piss on your bonfires, but you really have to try this in order to discover just how necessary it is to actually physically go there and have a look at the location you're scoping. Maps/Earth and friends are certainly where you're going to want to start, but the fact is they don't help all that much. Those of you with a less larcenous set of hobbies and interests ate just going to have to take my word for it.

A concrete example : Sometime last year finding myself with time on my hands, I was idly scanning google earth for likely targets for exploration and came across what I was able to identify as an abandoned munitions dump in the nearby countryside (still MOD land). I spent some time familiarising myself with the location and it's surroundings, identified possible ingress and egress and so on, packed a bag and set off on my trusty two wheeled companion. When I got there (after having accidentally ridden down several flights of steps which were not identified on the maps or visible from the sky, it turned out that rather than being as isolated as it appeared, it was at that moment in time overlooked by, in no particular order, a brand new housing estate and concomitant posse of navvies, a busy tractor driving school, and four nuns in an SUV. And all the fences had been patched. And it was on fire*. None of which was readily apparent from Google earth.

So all in all, the desk based recon was pretty much a waste of time, and in fact this is far from a unique episode in my own personal experience. There's no substitute for direct recon. Period.

And as for the kidpron, what utter bollocks! The only way that GSV could realistically help some stalking pedo to track down targets is if all children stand outside in one place at all times, and apart from that, by far the majority of kiddie fiddling is performed in house, as it were, rather than being the purview of some random outsourced "predator".

*Seriously. Is it just me that has days like that ?

Microsoft makes 'big' Rosario tools promise

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Source safer ?

""This is the big release," Dave Mendlen director of developer tools said. "This is the typical Microsoft [third] release. This is where we feel we nailed it.""

Which means of course that this is the release where they finally add a feature that everyone has been baying to have integrated into visual studio since version 4, can't believe that MS has never gotten around to and have since bought from third party providers or knocked up in the coding shed of an evening...

"A feature called Architect Explorer will let you create a zoomable, graphical representation of code."

Yup, there it is.

I've never used VSTS, I'm still stuck with the horror of SourceSafe for MS development, though like leprosy, it's OK once you get used it, but I can certainly see that one single feature driving uptake as corporate code monkeys start nagging their managers "It fixes the bugs _and_ it has cool graphics, go on, pleeeaaaaase, we haven't given MS any money for aaaaages! Everyone else will be using it! I'll leaaaaave!!!"

Good times.

BT's third Phorm trial starts tomorrow

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@ Mark H of CDR

"Seriously now and all accusations of trolling aside, what is the problem with this?"

It isn't anonymous, and it's illegal, being a prima facie violation of both RIPA and the DPA as well as various EU legislation. (See the links provided further up this thread)

The mechanism for gathering consent is insufficient to determine whether consent has been granted by the account holder, and giving such consent constitutes entering into a new contract with BT.

The description of the service given to potential consumers is extremely misleading.

The company providing the service to BT is a spyware outfit best known for installing rootkits on consumers machines without their consent, an activity for which it was under investigation by US federal authorities in a previous incarnation. To my mind, they are also Reg S scammers, although clearly that didn't work out for them, and nor is it likely to now, but that's just an opinion.

So take your pick, really.

And your "it's like google" argument is factually incoherent (it isn't like google in any way shape or form) and logically fallacious even if it weren't, because just saying "it's OK because someone else did it" makes it OK to murder people.

m'kay ?

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@tinfoil hatted AC

"The reason the government and filth arn't making a whimper about Phorm is becouse they don't want to jepadize their own spying plans. Once we're all used to phorm spying on us so we can have "better adverts" why would we not allow the government to watch everyone - so they can capture terrorists and peadophiles?"

For starters, ISPs are already required to store user's traffic data so that plod can have a butchers hook should you end up in the frame for whatever the favourite evil of the month is.

The government and it's various TLAs can already surveil you all they want, should they feel the urge, and data mining to provide information for "intelligence led" investigations already happens thanks to the fact that every BT exchange is the country is wired directly to everyone's favourite Cheltenham based supercomputing facility.

The government don't need Phorm to do that for them. Weather or not this is a Good Thing (TM) depends on just how hysterical you are about terrs and pedos.

You aren't seeing the result of a conspiracy, just evidence of massive apathy, ignorance, and incompetence on the part of those whose job is supposed to be to serve the public coming into contact with naked profiteering. Look at your news site of choice to see how that usually works out, unfortunately.

Ballmer gives Norwegian students free love

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@Kevin Bailey / @"ZOMG! Drug Lords!"

@Kevin Bailey

"obviously MS do not put product activation on Visual Studio"

Oh but they do. It just isn't quite as harsh. As befits the differing EULA, which allows developers to install multiple instances on different machines just so long as they undertake not to run multiple instances simultaneously.

Or at any rate, that's what the EULA said the last time I could be arsed to check if I was violating it in a professional capacity. And everything I've installed from VS 2003 upwards has phoned home to register at the end of the install process. Even the free versions of the 2k5 and 2k8 tools.

"Their plan has always been to get developers to create Windows apps so's that they can continue to fleece PC buyers."

I'm not sure that's entirely accurate, don't forget that MS also derive a substantial revenue from sales of development tools to the corporate market (although obviously nowhere near as much as from their OS sales) so MS' developer relations are probably also aimed at driving this revenue.

I would also guess that this is the reason why you can get current versions of all the individual tools for free already (making this "giveaway" more of a PR stunt than anything else), but not the full "professional" or "enterprise" versions.

@"ZOMG! Drug Lords!"

While this allusion bears up to a certain extent, largely due to Chairman Bill's public displays of megalomanaical glee*, the only difference between MS and the "free" competition is the pay off.

The hardcore FOSS crowd want you to buy into their ideology, so they give you free stuff, MS want your dollars, so they give you free stuff.

So what's the difference ? We get to choose between extortion or brainwashing, if you choose frame it in such extreme terms. Or you could just not. You could just google "loss leader" and realise that MS' commercial activities vis a vis giving stuff away barely differ from those you might find in a well run corner shop. But knee jerk hysteria is _so_ much more fun, no ?

*c.f Eric Raymond et al who are obviously fine examples of humble well adjusted types, who don't drool or rant or hold their beliefs with maniacal zeal in any way shape or form.

BT withdraws Wi-Fi access to The Cloud

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RE: FON to the rescue!

"If only BT would enable FON in all of their routers, they'd have the most huge coverage of any WiFi provider! (plus us FONeros would get free WiFi :-) )"

Checked your local routers recently ? BT have a very nasty habit of opting people into FON without their knowledge or consent. Curiously, there has been a spate of this recently.

Turkish court bans Dawkins' website

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Huh ?

"We are not against freedom of speech or expression but you cannot insult people."

Erm, then you ARE against freedom of speech. Duh!

To much of this argument from religious nutters of all flavours recently. You can't have the "but" clause, the "but" clause means that you are are only prepared to allow freedom of the kinds of speech that you find acceptable.

This is fine if you want to self censor because your imaginary world view is so fragile that it falls apart when exposed to reasonable criticism, but attempting to use the same argument to remove critical opinions from the public domain entirely rather neatly shows the beastly way that religion and oppression tend to go hand in hand. It's also intellectually extremely lazy, instead of engaging in a debate to defend your point, you just shout "heresy!" (or it's modern equivalent "insulting to my beliefs!") and fire up the braziers.

Thank goodness it couldn't happen here, oh hang on, shit ...

Flame, because unless we Just Say No to religious nutters, they'll be lighting fires under all our rational asses again before to long.

Police drop BT-Phorm probe

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IANAL either...

But ISTR that RIPA contains a requirement for _explicit_ consent, that being pretty much the crux of the whole fucking argument, viz there CAN NOT BE IMPLIED CONSENT.

So clearly inspector fuckwad of the yard can't read legislation any better than BTs shyster lawyers.

And yeah, for "no criminal intent", read "it's clear that there have been breaches of the law, but frankly, we just can't be arsed". Bastards.

Someone mentioned mens rea, mens rea is about culpability, sure, but lack of criminal intent wouldn't get you off the hook mens rea wise, since you can still have a culpability for doing something recklessly or negligently (criminal negligence, in fact). Failure to establish mens rea doesn't get you off, it just mitigates the remedy, I think. IIRC my English common law, which I might well not since it was many many moons ago. Someone please please correct this if it's horse shit.

Oh well, time to venture outside for stamps and printer cartridges again. Utter utter bastards.

OpenSocial, OpenID, and Google Gears: Three technologies for history's dustbin

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ZOMGWTF! Offline apps FTW!

Erm, I already have a software stack that will allow me to work on documents and read my mail off-line, even across multiple operating platforms.

We call this amazing technological innovation "Applications".

Careful you don't get those crayons stuck up your nose, RTards.

Stob latest: IEEE flags dodgy paper

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Widely cited ?

As far as I can see, any paper that cites the one under discussion is itself automatically suspect since tha authors' ability to select suitable source material is clearly questionable.

I can think of a couple of subject areas within academia where it is not only de rigeur but practically compulsory to cite such awful word salad (any field that even touches on psychoanalysis of any kind, for instance), but I wouldn't expect to find this happening in any engineering discipline. Not even software engineering.

Although some of the journals with overlap to cognitive science were a bit dense in this respect, IIRC.

Then again, it's almost a decade since I've kept up with academic journals thanks largely to my local universities' decision to stop subscribing to them in favour of WSJ. So what do I know ?

Israeli hamlet plans DNA database for dog poop

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Man up, whiney suburbanite brat farmers

Oh boo hoo, a cat might leave poo in my garden! Diddums move to suburbia to provide a more healthy environment for ones wailing sticky progeny only to find out after years of living in a city that there are, shock horror!, animals other than people and pigeons ?

Have you even stopped for a moment to consider that the "cat shit" on your lawn isn't, in fact cat shit, but e.g. owl pellets (much more likely, since cats like their privacy during their ablutions) ? Do you even know what owl pellets are ? No ? Didn't think so. Do you have any idea how many species of animal might be prowling your garden overnight ? I've seen bastard foxes roaming the streets of Ealing of a night time for shits sake, and that's not even proper suburbia. And the leafier you get, the more animals you are close to, duh!

And as for "children in gardens like to dig", simple, tell them not to. I certainly don't seem to recall being allowed to dig up arbitrary parts of my mothers garden. You could try explaining to them that they share the world with other species, some of which don't have plumbing.

Or you could just go back to reading the Daily Mail and screaming "WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!" every time your cotton wool lined world shows the faintest whiff of reality encroachment, and the rest of us can safely continue to ignore your whining.

Contrary to your opinion, the world does not, ought not, and is unlikely ever to, revolve around your sticky brats.

McKinnon supporters plan US embassy demo

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I can barely type for crying tears of unfettered sympathy.

"... and others, such as local Stop the War Groups."

Pardon me and all, but what the blue fuck has it got to do with them ?

As far as I can see, the US hasn't invaded Gary McKinnon [insert your own prison/bubba/ass gag here], they simply wish to extradite him for a crime. Which he admitted, lets not forget.

Yes, the terms of the extradition are arsewash, what with it's unilateral nature and USwards ass gash offering, but failing to make that the issue is going to cost this idiot dear.

Shit, the US will bomb children's playgrounds if they suspect that a terrorist might be lurking there, what the fuck effect do these morons think that pictures of McKinnons weeping family crying "please don't extradite our angel, he's just not right in the head" are going to have ?

@Liam

Spot on. And find me a decently skilled techie of any stripe who doesn't place somewhere on the spectrum during a proper diagnostic. Attempting to use Aspergers as a mitigation for committing crimes is essentially trying to cut a blanket exemption from legal responsibility for anyone who doesn't quite fit the social 'norm'. I for one do not welcome our slightly distracted looking overlords.

@AC

"After all I think most people probably wouldn't offer up much sympathy were he to get ten years."

Also spot on, stupid git should think himself bloody lucky if he only serves ten years, in whatever location. What did he think would happen if he got caught fiddling with kit that belongs to the US military. 'Being really fucking stupid' isn't a valid mitigation any more than Aspergers is.

Brad squeezes Paris out of unsafe search chart

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Yeah, I got an infection off that Jessica Alba once

Coat. Ta

Educating Verity

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Numbnuts

"...better to see they have a library of books with animals on the cover, and check out the OS they are running on their laptop."

Sad. Deluded. Fanboi. Find me someone with Knuth, Aho and Deitel on their shelf and you might have a point, a shelf full of O'Reilly's "Linux for dickeads" tomes is not especially impressive.

And yes, you are a fanboi, because you're happy to judge a persons technical merits by their choice of OS. Only a linux jihadi would be such a moron.

Bury council carries can over spycam binmen

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You can't have it both ways.

Public outcry RE littering. Result : Councils take pictures of people littering and attempt to prosecute them. Result : Public outcry about misuse of "Anti Terror powers". Erm, sorry, WTF ?

Children as mystery shoppers to off licences, supermarkets and pubs has been taking place for many years, but all of a sudden it's a an "abuse" of RIPA ? What about before RIPA ? Was it a terrible abuse of the human rights of the citizens of the UK before it was regulated ?

RIPA may be a poor piece of legislation, it's protections may be poorly applied, but it's hard to have a discussion about that when people are screaming about similarities to the statsi because perfectly normal enforcement activities (littering, dog fouling, fly tipping, etc) are being undertaken.

And to simply say that these should be police matters supposes a rather larger police force than we posses, but oddly, those who sing from the RIPA hysteria hymn sheet often use the phrase "police state" ...

FWIW I think RIPA is an awful piece of legislation. It's just a shame that the debate about why is so poorly framed and that the abuses that do occur are blown so far out of porportion.

Home Office screws prison data bunglers

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Good. EDS next

would be nice. Even if unlikely.

I know the likes of the DWP have sometimes renegotiated or invoked penalties, but has EDS ever actually lost a ukgov contract due to buggering things up ?

Gas refineries at Defcon 1 as SCADA exploit goes wild

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@Chris Thomas

"is that the best you've got to something I wrote in less than a minute"

And probably less than a minute to think about, and therefore not worth much more than a minute to respond to.

And how many minutes, do you think, would it take someone to drive out to some remote piece of equipment at a shit swilling plant in the middle of the night to reset some piece of equipment which has locked itself down because someone only spent a minute thinking up a cool plan with a great big gaping flaw in it which they didn't notice until someone else pointed it out to them ? Somewhat illustrative of the problem under discussion, I feel.

Anyway, you don't want to get into a _protracted_ flame with me, September through December I hibernate under a duvet with a laptop and a bad attitude and only venture out in to the cold to obtain further supplies of date expired Red Bull, smuggled east European Marlboro and discount priced Chilean Merlot. Shit, sometimes I don't even open the curtains until February, depending on the weather and the quality of the Merlot. You on the other hand, surely have better things to do with your time.

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@Chris Thomas

"Any data received on the port the SCADA is sending data out, will result in a network lockdown."

Yes, that's a good idea, build an easy to exploit DOS right into the reporting system.

Sure beats just dropping the traffic, eh ?

Segway shock army to invade Department of Transport

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@Peter

"I have been verbally abused and even been deliberatly hit by bikes as they brush past because you are an inch on 'their' side of the path. I have stopped going to those parts of the park,"

For the life of me I can't imagine (apart from the aforesaid revenue grabbing) why the hell your LA would have decided to put a cycle way in a park, of all places!

Unfortunately, this type of stupidity (on the part of the LA and the idiot cyclists with bad attitudes) is all to common.

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@Richard Willetts

".. cars and other vehicles are simply too dangerous to be that close to on a bike IMO"

I've been cycling on the roads for, well, lets just say since I was a child, and to date I have chalked up a total of two serious injuries, one of which was my own fault (collision with a stationary vehicle, doh!*) and the other of which I could almost certainly have avoided with a bit of forethought, even though it wasn't my fault.

It's really just about confidence and practice. By far the most important thing any cyclist should bear in mind is that vehicles have blind spots, and if you get into one, even a careful driver who is paying attention will run you over. Learn this, and you are automatically safe from most driver/cyclist collisions. Beyond that, just be aware of what's going on around you, be careful, and indicate. If you get to a difficult bit you don't like the look of, get off and walk around it. There's absolutely no shame in that.

Honestly, give it a go. Start with quiet places/times first, plan ahead, practice a bit. You'll surprise yourself, I promise.

*And yes, I did pay for the damage, after I had finished picking bits of light cluster out of my face.

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Many and various

"Earl Attlee, Earl Liverpool, and MPs Stephen Pound and Lembit Opik will be among those illegally taking to the streets to "demand the launch of an investigation into whether the Segway could play a key role in unblocking Britain's gridlocked main roads""

Let me save them the trouble. No they won't. Segways are used by people who are to lazy to walk or cycle. If they had cars, they'd be using them.

@Richard Willetts

"Cycles on the pavement, Segways replacing them on the road, a sensible rider on a bike is not dangerous on the pavement, "

That very much depends on the pavement. And as a cyclist, I can tell you that from my perspective, there are now a solid majority of cyclists who are NOT sensible. I'd blame it on the advent of the supermarket "mountain" bike, if it didn't sound so sniffy and elitist, so lets just say there are more cyclists and less road safety training than there used to be.

"and more pavements should be split for cycle lanes... it would be much safer for all concerned that way."

Agreed, but with some reservations. There are certainly places where this would be a good idea, for instance at roundabouts (particularly multi lane roundabouts) and busy junctions, it makes sense to offer cyclists a route around, but on the other hand, there's no reason why you can't pull up on to the pavement and get off, if there is a pavement.

Another issue, as I think someone mentioned, is that simply drawing a big paint line down the middle of the pavement and painting four foot high bikes all over half of it doesn't seem to cut much with a lot of pedestrians. The coastal cycleway (NCN route 1, for those that are interested) near where I live runs along the wide pavement next to the promenade. It is extremely clearly marked. Trying to ride along there on a sunny bank holiday is obviously stupid, but even on quiet days, there are, variously, old folk, pushchairs, errant children, and a wide variety of idiots who either step into the cycle designated space without taking heed of approaching traffic, or bumble along in it.

Typical speed of an average MTB along this pavement is ~20MPH, for most of it's length the space is ~6M wide, with 2M dedicated to cyclists. At it's widest, it almost 10M wide, with the same 2M dedicated to cycles.

That would seem like plenty of space for everyone, but it isn't, and indeed I have seen cyclists both verbally and physically abused for having the temerity to ring their bells when people are blocking the way.

Don't get me wrong, I think segregated pavement is the way to go if we're going to have cyclists out of traffic (and some need to be, children, the elderly, recreational cyclists, etc), but there needs to be a bit more to the segregation. Physically segregating the cycle and pedestrian traffic is one way, but it's expensive. Slightly cheaper would be to paint "PLEASE DO NOT WALK ON THE CYCLEWAY" and/or "LOOK OUT FOR FAST MOVING BICYCLES YOU TIT" at regular intervals on the _pavement_. Those stupid dinner plate signs are invisible to peds, who naturally aren't reading traffic signs as they walk. Also helpful (and hideously expensive) would be setting pedestrian crossings back into the pavement so that they are beyond the cycleway (if it's on the outside, which it inevitably is) to stop people wandering over to cross the road and getting an MTB upside them at 20MPH, which really hurts.

Of course by far the best way to deal with all of this is for everyone to stop being pricks. I'm not going to hold my breath for that. Oh and cyclists : Get a bell.

@Elmer Phud

"Oh, and sod all this 'all cyclists/drivers/pedestrians are shite' nonsense. You get crap cyclists/drivers/pedestrians, mediocre ones and good ones. Picking scabs to make things carry on bleeding is just masochism."

I agree that there is far to much of that kind of thing, but OTOH there are a significant number (I hope a minority) of drivers who will go out of their way to make life difficult, and often dangerous, for cyclists. There are also, unfortunately, an increasing number of cyclists who are either a) have absolutely no fucking idea what they're about, or b) have had an altercation (likely more than one) with an idiot in a car and have decided to say "well, fuck you, I'll ride how I like if that's going to be your attitude". Of course, a goodly number of the motorists feeling ill will towards cyclists fell that way because of an encounter with cyclist type b). It all feeds back on itself.

It really is becoming a serious problem, at least that's how feels from the saddle. It falls heavily into the "Something must be done!" category, unfortunately, any of the somethings that would make a difference require either a large investment of cash (not going to happen, look, we spent millions* on providing cycleways already!!!), or a a change of attitude on behalf of motorists, pedestrians and cyclists. (I'm specifically avoiding the issue of horse riders, that's another rant in itself). This also requires money spent. q.v previous.

@Dennis

"cycle lanes are generally a waste of space for most cyclists: Put me in the traffic at 30mph - it's way better then having to deal with kerbs, potholes and intermittancy of the cycle lane."

For myself I would agree, on most routes. If you're a cycle commuter, either get on the road or get the bus, or walk. Cycleways have no place on the road, they are dangerous (they make everyone's lanes narrower), and serve virtually no purpose. They also encourage poor (or even dangerous) lane discipline on the part of cyclists (drivers get pissy if you try to manoeuvre out of the cycle lane, and generally won't let you through, and why should they ? The cycle lane is over there!) , and encourage motorists to assign the cyclist to their little box and forget about them. This is unhelpful when you inevitably have to manoeuvre around some tit who's parked up across the cycle lane.

"BTW the last pedestrian that stepped out without looking at me finished up with a broken arm. That hopefully learnt him."

Yeah, same here. Fractured and dislocated at the elbow. He was lucky. I was in a bus lane.

* In case anyone doesn't know, the "millions" spent on painting all those lines on the road to make them narrower and supposedly help cyclists all came from treasury coffers. LAs were awarded funding based on the number of KM of cycle lanes they introduced. This was the only metric used, and therefore the most popular implementation strategy was "bung em out, wherever you can fit em". Next time you find yourself thinking "why the fuck is there a cycle lane there ??" or "That's odd, the cycle lane just peters out for no reason", or, increasingly "What the fuck use is a cycle lane that's only two metres long ?". That's why.

Chrome-fed Googasm bares tech pundit futility

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@OS vs Browser blowhards

FFS. even with the geek pedantry level turned up to 11, Chrome (or any other browser) could be considered at best a VM. ALL the typical OS functions (job scheduling, memory management, I/O, concurrency, etc) are provided by the underlying OS. It would of course be possible to provide a 'kernel' of functionality that would simply load up your browser, but then you would have actually provided an OS.

So you're all wrong (but especially Alexander), and Francis, before you start advising others that they know nothing, please go away and check the veracity of the following statement :

"In a modern system, add to that a network access mechanism (which pretty much means TCP/IP)."

There's no reason whatsoever for that to be an OS function, provided that the I/O provisions are sufficiently flexible, and as yet, there are many many more networking protocols than TCP/IP in active and widespread use.

It also competes with your (correct) assertion that an OS can be considered the most minimal set of functionality required to allow applications to talk to the hardware. (As does much of your argument, in fact, since a web browser is an abstraction layer on top of software, not hardware, and if you're more than one layer of abstraction away from the metal, you're an application, no matter how clever you are, VMs very much included)

In any case the whole debate is pointless beyond measure. Chrome is not an OS, it hasn't been coded with the requisite functionality, it relies upon a host OS for everything. Let's have this argument again when it has even been coded as an actual VM (not just a slightly faster JS parser), and not an OS hosted application. (And Alexander has read a book about operating systems).

As of the now, it really is JAFWB.

The Other Steve
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ZOMG! A new thing! It's SO SHIIIIINYYYY!!!!!!

Good points well made, as ever. A shit storm of hype about .... nothing. It is indeed JAFWB® and not even an especially exciting one at that.

@Duncan Hothersall

"but I don't think it's added much to the sum of human knowledge."

Well, I for one didn't know that there really were people calling themselves tech journalists who didn't understand the rather easy to spot difference between a web browser and an OS. So I found that part quite enlightening.

It probably ought to sadden me, but instead I'll just let it bleed in to my smug sense of superiority.

And of course : Mod +1 for swearies and fuck the haters.

Ubuntu documentation in shreds

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@AC (naturally)

"And frankly why do users think developers care about them. Developers care about their code, and wealth. Just like everyone else, they are not your servants, and they don't really give two hoots about your experience, unless you are offering some wonga."

Thanks for summing up the FOSS philosophy so well, I tried to hint at it, but ICBA with the flamage, nice to see a died in the wool freetard admit the truth for a change.

Presumably, you are not one of these "Linux on the desktop to replace windows" morons then, since obviously that view and the one you have just espoused are diametrically opposed to each other.

Other stuff :

"boy do we have a lot of project manager wannabes not capable of coding but capable of whining. "

The ability to write code is not essential for a project management specialist, (big hint in the name) OTOH a certain subset of PM skills are essential for any developer that has to work to a schedule, or with others. Lots and lots of developers fail at this. Usually the really arrogant ones who think they know everything.

"It is easy to be a critic, but try cutting some code and developing a solution then you will see just how ignorant you actually are."

If only that were true. Plenty of arrogant fucktards out there who have dived into coding, turned out FOSS projects that are truly ugly, badly written, and hard to maintain or improve, and yet haven't, in fact, realised their ignorance.

I've seen plenty of release code that looks the kind of scratch code I write in the first hour of tinkering with a new language or API, clearly constructed with no clue about coupling or cohesion issues, functional separation, or any kind of quality considerations at all. Software engineering, pah. They've heard of it. Probably from reading Slashdot.

I've found spaghetti messes of procedural code wrapped in Myclass::SomeFunc() tinsel that doesn't warrant the overhead of object instantiation. I've seen brain achingly complicated compound logic operations stuffed onto one line, wrapped around with so many brackets it boggles the mind, and yet still relying on implicit operator precedence _at the same time_ that were clearly coded by trial and error, take hours to factor out, and usually reveal poor original assumptions about the architecture of their containing code unit. Functions and class methods that run to multiple thousands of lines...

In short, all of the ways to write shit code I have found in FOSS software of various types. People with exactly your sort of attitude cut themselves some code, think to themselves "It works, I fucking rock" and ship it, thinking how fucking clever they are. Who cares if it crashes ? Fucking whining users, after all this stuff wasn't written for them, it wasn't created to fill a need, it was written in order to boost the author's ego, it was, essentially, just an extremely contrived form of wanking.

Professional developers don't get to behave this way*, but then as you rightly point out, FOSS developers don't have the same responsibilities to consider. Fortunately for everyone concerned, many actual FOSS developers take a more caring attitude to the people who will have to use the code they grunt out.

But thanks for being such a good example of exactly why FOSS based operating systems still lack, and will continue to lack, both market and mind share. And also why plenty of seriously experienced and talented techies are walking away from FOSS in disgust.

BTW I notice you were very careful not use the word "we" in your deification of developers ...

*I did say "professional", _un_professional developers act like this all the time.

The Other Steve

@Mike : almost, but not quite

"1) Good code is self documenting."

Good code _is_ self documenting, not that you see much of it around, but OTOH code of any kind is only a useful sort of documentation for people who can (or want to) read code, and can (or want to) understand the underlying principles (kernel code, for instance, may make little sense to a web developer with no background in OS architecture)

And well written and nicely commented as it may be, the average user doesn't want to download the source package for (say) the 'mount' command and read all of it in order to understand what command line options they need to pass to attach their NAS to their fs tree.

I think you have unintentionally demonstrated one of the limiting factors in FOSS usability, viz thinking in terms of code readability and developers, and forgetting the end users, who don't know, and ought not to have to know, about all this stuff.

Government told: Release secret Iraq documents

The Other Steve
Black Helicopters

Damage ...

"...the trust within which confidential exchanges between the United Kingdom and other Governments takes place"

Meaning that the half sentence was basically something like "...because Dick Cheney says so."

The first half being "It is incumbent upon Her Majesties government to invade Iraq..."

Go Home, ya bums, Go Home.

America's CTO: We have a winner

The Other Steve
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What next for the Big D ?

After his stint in Government, I sincerely hope he will retire to write his eagerly awaited opus magnum "Fuck! Swearpocalypse. How I learned to stop being such a cunt and love swearies!"

Sterling work from the Reg, as usual :-)

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

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@Ondrej Doubek

"You haven't seen "Quiet Earth", did you? Then You should know how such things end!"

Damn, and I thought I was the only non NZ resident who'd ever seen that classic piece of cinema.

[SPOILER WARNING - DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOU INTEND TO WATCH QUIET EARTH - WHICH YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD - PROBABLY REALLY REALLY SOON]

If I recall the ending correctly, I can look forward to either saving the world, or getting jiggy with a foxy redhead while someone else does it ?

Shweeeeet.

Google restores Chrome's shine

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RE : Hands Up

"everyone who dosen't shop at a supermarket? Ever? Well if you do, then they are taking as much data as Google. Please stop your holier than thou attititude and this "look at me im so clever""

Last time I checked, Tesco didn't keep a record of every product I looked at on their shelves, nor did they attempt to give me a unique identifier that I could show to other supermarkets in order to correlate collected data about me, and so on.

So no, not really. And not only is your argument flawed in it's particulars, but your logic is ridiculous. Changing the circumstances, but retaining the same logical premise we can easily get to "Look, I don't know why you are complaining that this guy tried to throw you off a bridge, several other people have already tried to do it !".

But hey, be my guest, submit yourself to a life of corporate slavery based on faulty reasoning and ignorance, see if I care. We won't miss you.

McKinnon a 'scapegoat for Pentagon insecurity'

The Other Steve

Oh FFS

Yeah, nice one Kuji. Yet again someone who should really know better is mixing up issues to try and make a point in the McKinnon case.

Whether solo was stoned out of his face and/or has Aspergers is _completely_ irrelevant. Neither of these prevented him from holding down a regular job, or getting a girlfriend, strong indicators that he is perfectly able to function within 'normal' social parameters.

Stop trying to defend the person, and get on with attacking the process. I don't care if he's a decent chap, I don't care if he's a "pacifist", I don't care if he was "just curious" about big bad Uncle Sam covering up little green men. I certainly don't care if he was a stoner or afflicted with Aspergers. Join the fucking club. I don't care if he was to fucking stupid to realise that actions have consequences.

I _do_ care very much that he is about to be grabbed by a repressive government with a documented affinity for torturing people, with barely a nod toward the sort of "due process" they bang on about as being a mark of why they are so damn civilised, and I _do_ care that my supposedly sovereign government is consistently happy to drop their kex, bend over, gape their chocolate starfish and let the Bushies do them from behind while whistling yankee doodle.

So for fucks sake, grow up and stop trying to paint the guy as some kind of saint. He certainly isn't, and it makes absolutely zero difference to the process, which is the real issue.

As a s(n)ide note, I can't help but notice the UK's old 1337 demonstrating once again that what it really takes to be clasped to their hirsute bosom and admitted to their pathetic inner circle is to get yourself nicked for doing something really fucking dumb.

Some things never change.

Psychologist invents new uber-wiki

The Other Steve
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If you build it...

... they will, erm, well, probably ignore it.

In all fairness, I only actually know one proper scientist, but it seems to me that as a genus, they would much prefer to have their work published in (e.g.) "Nature" than on some wankywiki thought up by yet another MIT space cadet desperate to prove that MIT's reputation for being "whacky" can somehow carry them along without the need to actually, you know, do any science.

I mean seriously, does this guy really think he can replace an established (and deeply entrenched) process for scientific publishing and peer review that scientists (if no one else) have been happy with for the better part of three hundred years, by turning up one day with a crazy look in his eye and saying "Look ! I builded a intraweb site !!!".

Someone wipe the drool off him and send him home to Florida before the Boston winters do for the rest of his sanity. Or is this just an example of the US academic community using MIT as it's de facto asylum ?

Data watchdogs did not want to see eBay bank server

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RE : Why are some people so dumb.

You tell us, you seem to be in a good position to know.

ICO may well have done all it can, (e.g. fuck all). Oddly enough this is exactly why people are upset.

But shrugging their shoulders and saying, in effect, "I dunno, nowt to do with me, guv" is not an acceptable response. Someone from ICO should at the very least be prepared to kick up a stink, and the fact that they don't seem to think this is their job speaks volumes about them.

A public statement along the lines of "We take these matters very seriously and will investigate to the full extent our powers" wouldn't go amiss, even if in reality they don't have any.

And I'm not convinced that they can't do anything until someone directly effected complains. Firstly there is a prima facie breach of the duty of care imposed by the DPA* to adequately secure such data. Secondly there is no way for individuals to know weather or not their data is held on the machine. And thirdly, if. as we are to understand, the item in question was indeed sold without title, then the correct place for it is in the hands of inspector knacker, who will need it as evidence in their investigation of a theft that could yet have extremely serious consequences.

*The seventh principle, laid down in Schedule 1, Part 1 of the Data Protection Act !998, which states that "Appropriate technical and organisational measures shall be taken against unauthorised or unlawful processing of personal data and against accidental loss or destruction of, or damage to, personal data", and the interpretation states that :

"Where processing of personal data is carried out by a data processor on behalf of a data controller, the data controller must in order to comply with the seventh principle—

(a) choose a data processor providing sufficient guarantees in respect of the technical and organisational security measures governing the processing to be carried out, and

(b) take reasonable steps to ensure compliance with those measures. "

Leaving a server containing a millions people's PII lying around where someone can just half inch it and sell it on eBay without anyone noticing until it's splashed across the news media would seem to fall somewhat short of these (legally enforceable) obligations, would it not ?

So now, perhaps you've learned 'SOMTHING' about why people ate reacting as they are.

Erotic artist urges spanking for Jacqui Smith

The Other Steve

Fnar!

"We cannot just lie back and watch this ludicrous Act slip in the back door."

Classic punnage, intended or no.

"However, if writers and artists believe their works may be illegal, they will tread more carefully, erring on the side of caution."

Cobblers. There will be an immediate rush to produce exhibitions of artworks specifically to fall foul of this (particularly stupid) piece of legislation, as publicity seeking artists scramble to be the first 'martyr' to our new pernicious censorship regime.

Nothing boosts an artists profile like controversy. The first person past the line will be assured of a place on the international gallery circuit for years to come. The tag line "So controversial that the British government banned it and imprisoned the artist" is a licence to print money for any gallery that hosts such an exhibition, and the fact that these will all be offshore is all the better for the artist, who will no doubt be up for a bit of foreign travel once they get out of chokey.

The publicity generated by al this will no doubt make the current government look even more like a bunch of spiteful childish puritan fuckwit control freaks than they already do, it's just a shame they won't be in power to suffer the consequences since galleries typically have their exhibition schedules planned 12 months or more in advance.

So well done New Labour, for yet another pointless, unneeded, poorly thought out piece of knee jerk legislation that poses a solution to a problem no one actually seems to have. This is what happens when you let the Daily Mail make policy for you. You get to look stupid. Again.

There isn't an icon that suitably represents the populace rounding up all those who would seek to be our moral guardians and stringing them up from lamp posts, but there should be.

Hijacking huge chunks of the internet - a new How To

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I'm with the "not news" crowd.

Defcon delegates must be either seriously running out of ideas, or getting much younger and hence unable to recall discussion of this in past literature, which dates back _at least_ ten years.

Granted your average internet 'civilian' wouldn't necessarily be aware of this, but anyone who claims or considers themselves to be an internet security 'expert' or 'researcher', or even to be knowledgeable in the field and expresses surprise at this should be dismissed a s charlatan immediately.

2008 will surely be remembered as the year that Defcon became even less relevant and even more tediously uninteresting than it was to begin with.

UK etailer punts bovine coitus thumb drive

The Other Steve
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RE:In site promotion no news is bad news

Absolutely. I'd never heard of them until I read this article, now I'm thinking : "Shit, I'd buy stuff off these people just because they gave me a good laugh at the expense of a few really gullible idiots with poor comprehension skills and no sense of humour."

This may be the first company to realise that supercilious, cynical, cruel bastards are a good target demographic for an internet based retailer.

Cloud computing: A catchphrase in puberty

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Sigh

Again : Mod +1 for swearies and fuck the haters.

Also :

@Flocke Kroes

"(Likewise C++ is not just C with // for comments :-)"

No, you get to #include <string> as well ! Object Orientation, pah, I've heard of it ;-)

@Greg Fawcett

"Then Microsoft stopped shipping a programming environment with their OS, and Linux springs into life. Coincidence? It's easy for developers to do stuff on Linux, so suddenly that's where the exciting stuff is."

Not really a "Coincidence" no, but somehow I very much doubt that the rise of Linux is attributable to Microsoft's decision not to ship GWBasic/QBasic. Besides, Windows Scripting Host and notepad are a viable alternative in more recent Redmond releases. If you like that sort of thing. And of course, you can (now) get free versions of all the .NET dev tools and VC++. If you like _that_sort of thing.

And as for 'easy', until recently, most linux dev tools exhibited all the user friendliness of a hypoglycaemic tigress with PMT.