* Posts by Mark

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New Scientist goes innumerate in 'save the planet' special

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@TeeCee

How did all that water get up in the air? Water rolls DOWNHILL. It doesn't fall up.

The only way to get that happening is for it to be boiled and that turns it into vapour.

So all that snow must have been put there by an ENORMOUS amount of extra energy.

Thereby proving GW.

Or, alternatively, you can stop obsessing about one small segment to "prove" your point.

The New Green Aristocracy

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Academia is like any business, it needs money to keep going.

But why is that going into AGW? In the 90's it wasn't big. In fact, for most places, persuing AGW too prominently would get you sacked. See GWB's actions on environment agency high-ups saying there's a problem and him sacking them.

When that was going on, why were there still people persuing it? Surely they should all have been busy "proving" it wrong, so as to get all that lovely money.

Alternatively, you're talking out of your arse.

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@Dan Paul

Did you look at how much Mt St Helens produced? 22,000,000 KG a day.

Human activity? From fizzy drinks alone, in the US alone, 60,000,000 KG a year. 150,000KG a day. From soda pop from 4% of the human race.

From all human sources? 22,000,000,000KG a day.

Each day.

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Who the fuck is this?

"Contrary to many a green claim, science has been unable to provide unambiguous advice from which climate change policies can be formulated."

If you look hard enough, EVERYTHING is ambiguous. And all we're left with is "I think therefore I am. Maybe".

Shuttleworth on Ubuntu: It ain't about the money

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@Gordon

Is your Win2K unpatched?

No?

Then it aint 8 years old.

PS Yes, yes I can install on an 8 year old installation.

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0.91% (apparently that wasn't a title)

How does that site prove shit?

An EU site for schools shows 63% Windows, the rest "other".

Swallow that man-custard before answering though.

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@Gordon

And keep your head up your arse.

You can install Firefox IN EXACTLY THE SAME WAY on Linux.

This is because the developers of FireFox aren't writing for "Windows XP SP3" but *for other OS's you may wish to use FireFox on*.

Not windows doing it, the FF developers. If it were windows' work, you wouldn't be able to do it the same way on other OS's.

That 99% figure hasn't been true for over a decade. Windows only has an 80% (give or take a couple of %) desktop penetration. Many people dual boot, so the total of Windows and Linux is greater than 100%, so your implication that Linux isn't on 99% of desktops would be incorrect in any case.

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@Gordon

Which platform is that?

.NET 1.0? .NET 1.1? .NET 2.0?

XP?

Vista?

64-bit or 32?

Basic, premium, ultimate, embedded, business, server, SBS, cluster, HA version?

No SP, SP1, SP2, SP3..?

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@AC

"A metaphorical example – imagine you hire a builder and he turns up with inadequate tools, but charges you for his labour time. Would you be happy?"

No, but how does that apply here? Imagine if there were a big toolhouse where people could borrow tools so that they could work like Bob Vila. They don't own the equipment, they all clubbed together to pay for lots of things they may not need often enough to pay for a whole one for, but renting means someone had to make money not off the equipment but off the fact that you can't justify buying one, even though it would be cheaper in the long term.

The tools are looked after because each user knows and works as if it were their kit (better, since others will see how you left the tools after using it and word of your sloppy workmanship would get about and you'd be banned from the toolshed and find new work drying up). They turn up to build your boat.

But because they didn't have to buy the "making a keel for a boat" router bit just for your one boat, they could charge much less than another builder who either can't afford to buy the router or charges you for its rental (plus markup).

Would you be happy?

Hell yes.

Mark

You can't take it with you when you go

And you're just as dead as a billionaire as someone without a penny.

So why NOT spend it? He can stop when he's out of money and sell some of his things to live on comfortably the rest of his life.

So why hoard it? It doesn't make you live longer and you'd hope your children will make their own money and make you proud. You gave them advantages growing up (best schools, etc) so after you're gone, there's no need to give them a huge wodge: they should already have made their own wodge.

Royal Society of Chemistry requests 'Italian Job' ending

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@Steve C

Not if he only descends the bottom half of the cliff!

The netbook newbie's guide to Linux

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@Tony Smith

Aye, I know.

And for lots, XP is what they want. Lack of the extra fluffies you can afford to install on a netbook style machine with Linux is of less value than the benefits of XP. The administration is a valid one. If you know how to do it on XP, why learn (for your own needs) how to adminster another? Doesn't make sense. Compatability is another, but one that really shouldn't exist. Computers are only worth it if they can talk to other computers and MS try their damndest to make sure that Windows can only be talked to by Windows.

Software compatability isn't MS's fault (except in so far as they hide the API. I wonder though where all those MS fans who said "there are no hidden APIs" when MS produced a honking big list of hidden APIs after a court ordered it...) but the ability to produce the output is now hardly a reason to pick one over the other.

And if you're using "cloud computing" there's no reason at all.

So the choice between XP and linux is between a machine that administers like your other machine or a machine that has more on it.

And for Aunt Tillie, she isn't administering either machine.

For computer knowledgable, learning one OS isn't much different or harder than learning two.

For computer users who only used Windows, the OS is a lot different. And that isn't a problem with Windows, it's a problem with the user. And it isn't one that the user needs to fix. It's their life and their life is as valid a way of living as any other. But what they shouldn't be doing is saying it is the fault of Linux not themselves. I'd like to change it but as much as for their ability to negotiate a deal for what they take vs what they want as to ensure that I'm not banned from anything for not using the only accepted OS.

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@W and W3Schools

There's a hell of a lot of proof of the poor validity of that site for "proving" Windows penetration.

Why are MS so shit scared for a start about Munich? UK Schools (BECTA) telling schools to use FOSS, Russian schools having to use FOSS or pay for it out of their own pocket (to avoid teachers being arrested for buying software that turns out non legit), Venezuela, OLPC and Classmate PC's being PAID to have Windows put on over Linux (with payment being "marketing contracts" for feck all) and so on, nearly eternally..?

Either MS are cowardly little girly-men afraid of tiny little mice or you're wrong and they know how much Windows is losing ground.

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@Troll Retard

I can say I'm a millionaire.

Doesn't make me one.

W can say he's not an MS zealot, but his actions speak otherwise.

And stop trying to get your head up my arse, pervert.

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@W

"[1] You wouldn't know it by listening to it's fanboys (you included)."

A quote from you, that.

The rest of the figures are pulled from the place where the sun shines not.

Ubuntu isn't all that Linux is.

"Instant On" Dells use Linux to play the media on the laptop without booting. Linux is used widely on many desktops across the world, MS would not be "sneaky when cornered" if it were not so, since they would not be "cornered" to be "sneaky" within. That they pay millions to African countries merely to STOP them using Linux, more millions to suppliers of educational machines to put Windows on there to replace Linux shows that they ARE sneaky.

And it's all for nothing.

If MS stopped being cunts and just let the systems work, I doubt whether MS's offering (excepting Vista) would get less than 60% of the market. For some people they do stuff the way people like it done. Hell, some people like "Strictly come dancing". If MS were still fighting to "win" at that point, MS will very likely sink quickly.

And MS are still stuck in the Old Guard of "if someone else wins, we lose".

MS cares deeply. A single loss is them "losing" and that don't happen, bro.

Arrogance and complete twattery. If they grew up, their share would drop a fair bit soon. If they stay infantile they'll lose their share later but they'll lose ALL of it.

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@W

Just because I call you and other MS zealots out on the bullshit doesn't mean that I think Linux should "win".

It works for me, now, this instant.

What I don't want to see is it excluded (DRM and TPM would do that nicely, MS's patent calamities and MSOOXML would do it too).

That you can only think of people wanting something to be *allowed* to compete must mean that they want it to "win" shows how poor a human being you are.

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@W

They aren't "Windows niches". These programs are available for Windows and most not for Linux (Maya is, as is lightwave and PS CS3 works under Crossover Office, probably Wine too now). These windows niches are getting smaller aren't they.

There's no need for these to be on Windows either. It used to be all these programs were NOT on Windows. Windows still (somehow) managed to get in front. Maybe because the "need" for these programs are very much a niche market and their "need" overexaggerated to "prove" someone is right in knocking Linux.

Linux doesn't CARE about "beating Windows" and this is one of the major reasons it IS beating Windows and Microsoft cannot find a way to fight back: Linux isn't playing the game.

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@MyNameIsMarkAndI'mA

Wow. Did your parents ever hate you.

Can see why.

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re: Applications are more important than the OS

What are you on about? iTunes isn't the application you want. The AAC from the iTunes store is what you want to play. That could be done by Amarok and the users wouldn't care.

Office isn't why MS Office is used at work: the documents in that format are what you want MS Office for.

There are only a few programs where it is the applcation is what you want. Examples are Maya 3DSMax. Applications where the task is so complex and the output so generic that the only discriminator is how the app operates.

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re: Anonymous Coward

You first you mealy mouthed coward.

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@Anonymous Coward

At least I'm not a cowardly twunt.

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re: Newbie disappointment

Uh, they have a telly.

Why are they wanting a PC as a telly? Especially one with a 9inch screen?

PS out of the box, XP doesn't given them these either. Nor does Vista (which you can't FIT in a netbook). Heck, XP comes with bugger all and can't take it either on a netbook.

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"Oh, it is not hard to get DVB working, just a kernel recompile away."

Bollocks.

Hauppage DVB tuners are supported AS A MODULE. No kernel recompilation.

Now try to get your VLB graphics card working under Vista.

Pratt.

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re: Newbie disappointment

Uh, they have a telly.

Why are they wanting a PC as a telly? Especially one with a 9inch screen?

BBC's speak you're branes collapses under Brand-Ross sex outrage

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How would wossie like it?

I thought about phoning up Wossie on his show and asking about whether his youngest is still going to be wearing the "Halloween Whore" outfit he was describing and whether he could get a photo up on the website of it.

Or would he figure that's a bit off?

One defendant said that it was no worse than some workplace shenanigans. Forgetting that Andrew Sachs wasn't part of the BBC Radio 2 team.

I dare say Wossie isn't hurting too much, he's trousered millions from the BBC already.

Microsoft faces second 'black screen' lawsuit

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@Kwac

I bought the CD and the software thereon.

If I require to copy it to use it, the Berne Convention doesn't count this as a copyright controlled action and in the UK, since it is a civil tort, only damages can be applied and not punitive action (this requires a criminal court). Damages from ***using*** the software you bought to the person you bought it ***from***???

Yeah, that pony flies.

You bought a CD. It contains software. There's no license needed to USE the software. No matter how much you want to to be.

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re: Pot kettle black anyone?

"But he does it too" was never a defence outside of the infant school playground.

At least until NuLab and GOP started using it.

Fuck off.

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re: Whu…?

Optional? No it isn't.

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re: @jeremy - been there done that...

Nope, you own the software with GPL. There is NO ***END USER*** license needed. Specifically stated in black and white for the retards who spout this sort of crap because they think it is the ONLY way software can exist.

You don't own the copyrights, but you DO own the code. Until you start distributing copies (or a derivative work, as, for example, a binary compilation) you can do what you like with the code.

The owner of the MS software doesn't think nor is he asking for ownership of the RIGHTS of the software copyright owner. He's asking for the ownership RIGHTS of the copy he bought.

Student charged after alerting principal to server hack

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"What was he doing there?"

You're presumed innocent until proven guilty here.

Now, if he was there for nefarious purposes, why the HELL did he say what the security hole was?

If you're just making shit up to ask a question, ask that one. Why did he say anything if he were intent on doing wrong?". Answer that one.

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@Steve

So how do you find a security breach without looking for it? How to you prove your system is secure without attempting to break in?

The school administration should be in the dock for incompetence.

You're an arsehole, Steve.

'Series of Tubes' Senator convicted of corruption

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re: so what's the problem?

The problem is that this senator who doesn't know what the internet is was at the time in charge of how the internet should work.

If your doctor was heard to say "your heart is like a big pump and like a big pump it needs grease" would you be happy for them to check out that funny feeling in your chest? To open it up and tinker with it?

Official who lost secret al-Qaeda report pleads guilty

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£250 costs????

When what McKinnon did didn't even leak sensitive data cost the US $5,000 for each of a hundred machines???

Germany laughs at EU's full-body scanners plan

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re: Surely...

And what about Gay men and Lesbian women? What about young children?

Then again, as far as el gov is concerned, anything to do with bits of the human body are sexual and nothing else.

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re: Where do people get the idea that it's illegal to make naked pictures of children?

Because Anne Diamond was famously accused of kiddie porn when she had a picture of her child in the bath. Naked, since few people bathe fully clothed.

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re: @Master Baker

@AC: you need to stop thinking of the human body as only being for sex. The fraction of women who are worth looking at is a small minority. Even if the number of men worth looking at were nil, that's only a small minority difference. Not much at all. And, unlike you apparently, I can look at a woman and enjoy the view without thinking "I'd have that for a dollar..!".

Grow up and realise that it isn't all about sex.

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re: Paid to look at naked people all day?

Pfft. You either have no imagination or too much.

Most women aren't really worth looking at naked. More men aren't, but the difference is not all that big.

And, since you're not going to be able to slap the salami at the station (it would be a bit of a givaway) you'd have to just remember the best ones for "total recall" later. And the incidence of heifers and unsuitable blokes will

a) keep the boner under control

b) "prove" you aren't just in the job for perving, honest

Hell, if the blokes fit, you can admire the looks without getting sexually aroused.

PS I wonder how they are going to manage children who have to pass through. Will they have to employ children too?

No2ID shakes fist at plod print scanner plan

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"if you've nothing to hide..."

I wonder if the MPs and other VIPs will have to go through the mm wave sensors that can see under your clothes.

Or maybe they have something to hide...

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re: Just checking

And how do you know whether they are keeping the info?

You don't.

So don't let them have it in the first place.

Mark

All the safeguard needed

is to be able to say "no" when they ask for your fingerprint.

If they want you to go to the station, ask why. If they can't answer (and you should get a statement on record that this is why, so you can sue for wrongful arrest), you should be allowed to go on your way.

Just because they say "please" doesn't mean it's asking. If you're allowed to say "no", it's asking.

Anti-white-space lobby enlists God, Dolly Parton

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re: Meh

And the google devices notice if there's already noise from a different device on that channel and move to another one.

So the pastor's mike will remain interference free.

But, because the mikes are done on the QT they don't negotiate a LAN like space for their use and not interfere with each other. What if Dolly has a mic and a local church is using that too? They'd have to change without knowing what the other one is doing.

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@Paul

Given the crap on telly (and how much it's been dumbed down, see old episodes of Equinox and deBono's thinking course), the AC isn't necessarily wrong. It's likely that YouTube just has crap on it, but at least it's crap we didn't have to pay for.

Police poison speed debate with fuzzy figures

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@david wilson

> You decide your *forward* speed by what you see in your rear view mirror?

No, your forward speed can be overlooked because

a) You're distracted.

b) Unless you check, the difference in 25mph and 35mph is most noticeable when other traffic is going at one speed or the other

That's why coming off the motorway can be disorienting to begin with: you seem to be going pretty slow, but those corners are coming up quick! You're "used" to 70mph. And 50mph feels like 30 if you don't look at the speedometer.

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@david wilson

> You decide your *forward* speed by what you see in your rear view mirror?

No, your forward speed can be overlooked because

a) You're distracted.

b) Unless you check, the difference in 25mph and 35mph is most noticeable when other traffic is going at one speed or the other

That's why coming off the motorway can be disorienting to begin with: you seem to be going pretty slow, but those corners are coming up quick! You're "used" to 70mph. And 50mph feels like 30 if you don't look at the speedometer.

PS:

>I'd assume if the fixed cameras were typically drifting wildly off calibration, there'd be more successful challenges.

But you can't GET the calibration information. A few people have managed it by getting an expensive lawyer to get the police to turn it up. And it's not something that the pro-cam camp want known about.

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@david wilson

Problem is that

a) that leeway isn't real: the speed cameras need frequent recalibration and are inaccurate anyway, so you need that leeway to account for the camera being wrong.

b) when someone is riding your tail, you can go faster and not notice until you look down. Your speed is then dependent on someone else's driving.

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@Nic "slower speeds cause less fatalities"

But that's not "speed kills".

If you drive below the speed limit but are concentrating on

a) the tailgater who won't be happy unless you're AT the limit

b) the speedo because you won't be happy if the car goes over the limit

you can have many more accidents.

Fewer deaths, but having your bollocks speared by the bull bars is not nice.

Oh, and on the "think of the children" bit. 4x4 moms who DEMAND a large car like this "to protect my children" you don't seem to give a shit that your car has a bonnet that rather than throw the child up and over will hit them square, making a more certain kill (or throwing them on the ground in front of your wheels). Bull bars make the recipient of a collision more likely to die.

So why not ban them or fine people five times the amount for any accident with such a vehicle speeding/being in an accident? After all, if the reason for the cams is to punish speeding and remove the fatalities, these 4x4 bullbars should be banned or fined too, yes?

And you can't say that you're a safe driver, so it's OK for you. As you just pointed out, everyone says "I'm a good driver, it's all the others that are crap".

Bryan Adams pulls a Prince on fan sites

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re: AAAAAARGH!

One of my favourites that always pisses off one of my mates is "That'll learn 'em".

It's called "colloquialism".

Local language.

Note: "twunt" will not be found in any english dictionary...

Man threatens lawsuit after negative eBay feedback

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re: Huh?

If you bought a Sony CD player off me and got a Phillips one, it still plays CD's so what are you worried about?

Oh, you have a multi-remote with your amp that is a Sony amp and knows that model of CD player so you don't have to have 5 remotes to control your

DVD

CD

Amp

TV

VHS Recorder

because they're all Sony.

The netbook newbie's guide to Linux

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You're right Stu

But Mac isn't why "PS CS4 isn't on Linux" is a problem for "Windows users" , so I figured it pretty much tangential. Heck, PS on Mac uses a GIMP-like multi-window interface, so no retooling needed for the UI.

Plenty of people say that they would use Linux if it had PS ("GIMP's a stupid name" or "It isn't ready for CMYK so I can't use it") so the demand is there. Plenty of people BUY Linux and Occulus makes enough money over the cost of licensing to make porting a game to Linux and selling it a job that pays.

So the "free as in beer" bit is no reason not to sell on Linux.

Unless adobe are afraid that PS will not compete with GIMP, despite the name and all that...

UK in 80% emissions slash pledge

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PS, @NEP

It's a little ironic that in the same post as you prove how much of a fuckwit you REALLY are, you tell me not to call you fuckwit because that's a personal attack and proof that there's no real argument.

Uh, it's not an attack when you ARE a fuckwit. Merely truth.