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I know. I'm such an ass.
CERN boffins to lift LHC beam power
Muscle pants give girls that skin-stripped look
This is because most men aren't quite stupid enough to pay four times as much for exactly the same thing with a label on it. Thus the potential rakeoff from the fuckwit tax is much lower and prices are correspondingly higher to compensate.
Also, when it comes to designer gear that makes a statement, while Primark do an olive drab T-shirt with a silhouette of a Chinook on it labelled "Big Chopper", none of the designer labels appear to for some reason.........
Ye Bug List
"How to train you Dragon" ...
Beta! New front page for User forums - with sections...
Layout is a tad confusing there. Needs something to make the section headings look associated with the topics beneath. Currently the intervening topic and post counts disconnect them and make them look like they belong to the previous section that they are contiguous with.
I suggest a bit of white space at the end of each section and making the headings dead black rather than very dark grey to make 'em stand out. Maybe a different font/size too?
Otherwise looks about right IMHO....
Attention tweeters: Your chance to win undying GLORY
iPads seized from shelves by Chinese officials
Space: 1999 returning to TV?
Yup, they spent a mint on the revamp, with the more urgent theme, the smaller Main Mission and such. All to please the American audience, which promptly hated the changes. The fact that this budget blowout went unrewarded with audience share stateside is what killed it.
Moral: Never try to give the public what they want, 'cos they invariably turn out to have no idea what it really is.
Footnote: If they really wanted to cast Catherine Schell full time, WTF was wrong with her appearance as the Guardian of Piri[1]? Too expensive using that much toupee tape to avoid the wrath of the censors in every episode?
[1] Feel free to drool here. Everyone did at the time.
"..Why have engines at the back, if you have big engines on the bottom?"
In gravity work. Engines underneath hold it up, engines at the back push. Out of a gravity well, underneath ones are unused.
Anyhow, they don't turn using the underneath engines, each of the lobes with a landing foot in it has a four-way thruster on the outboard side. The the four main thrusters underrneath were clearly mounted on the pod. Thus the attitude control / maneuvering thrusters must have beewn able to generate enough thrust downward to lift the entire podless vehicle in a gravity well and are thus also more than adeqaute to turn the thing. The large thrusters on the bottom of the pod clearly exist to provide extra chuff to lift the cargo.
Virtual Nazi-code-cracking Colossus in fundraising appeal
StreetView disappears Dutch office tower
Holland's Slough
Actually worse than that, at least Slough doesn't have a "Golden Tulip" hotel. Some of us only worked there occasionally and were almost invariably forced to stay in the ruddy Tulip when doing so.
You can easily judge an hotel near an airport by which airlines' aircrew stay there. The Tulip was one of the ones where all the badges and uniforms seen were from the Ryanair end of the airline spectrum.
Coming to a continent near you: America
Indian ministers quit in parliament smut flick scandal
Sinofsky shows off Windows 8 on ARM and Office15
"...everything else for WOA will need to be recompiled."
So moving to a completely new architecture with a totally different instruction set requires a recompile? Who could possibly have seen that coming, eh?
The alternative would have been an x86 emulation layer, which would undoubtably have run like a total dog.
Google will swap you a box of crisps for your web privacy
Asus UX21E Zenbook 11.6in Ultrabook
Eolas claims royalties for browser apps and plug-ins
iRobot Warrior-bot goes on sale this Spring
Mornington Crescent
Laughing while driving? A mate nearly killed himself doing that. He was listening to the radio and there was a phone-in on the theme of "Body modifications you have had cause to regret".
Someone phoned in to say they knew someone who had the classic crap biro tattoos of "LOVE" and "HATE" on his fingers, just below the knuckle joints. He was a sheet metal worker, had had a nasty moment with the guillotine and ended up with "LOVE" and "HAT"....
This nearly caused a nasty encounter with a bridge pillar on the M6 at about 90mph.
Raspberry Pi ship date slips
Prehistoric cricket love songs recreated for your listening pleasure
Conclusive proof of human activity causing glacier to vanish
Adobe adds Flash sandboxing to Firefox
Found myself humming
Upgrade eliminates Atlantis from Google Earth
Arthur Clarke did it first. Some scientists were spraying sulphur out of a nozzle on the moon, to measure the moon's very slight atmosphere IIRC. The public were told the effects would produce a glow visible from earth and that going out to watch would be a good idea.
It turned out that someone had taken a fat bung to replace the nozzle with a "Coca Cola" shaped one.
I think that story's in the "Tales from the White Hart" collection, I need to check that though........
Steerable bullet aims for mass army deployment
NASA: Solar system may have alien origin
Obvious really, prototype build vs. mass production.......
So somewhere in the Universe there must be an enormous factory turning out suns, planets and such, staffed by angels.
Everything available in a variety of colours and finishes, although in the early aeons of mass production you could have any colour you wanted, as long as it was black. This explains Dark Matter.
New feature
It makes eminent sense to me. Back in the day I used to use the "contact the author" function to do this. Shortly after the comments system turned up, that became a "mailto". Reading at work that fires off a mail using my work email address, rather than the one you know and love. Being a lazy sod, I took to posting cockups rather than mailing 'em to save myself the few minutes of fannying around with a webmail service.
When the form came back I sort of stuck in my newly-accustomed rut. Now we have an official oopsies form I'll use that.
Surely pedants will now quietly mail your risible errata to you rather than waving them around publicly in the associated comments? You'll only get a tsunami of pedantry if you're a tad slow with the fixage.
Actually, what'll really happen is that it'll still get posted as a comment, deleted by the moderator and quietly corrected, as it has since time immemorial.
New forum Wishlist
Nokia Lumia 710
RIM's cartoon superheroes inspire caustic Tweet-storm
Surprise: Neil Young still hates digital music
Trouble is, that "rawness" makes his stuff some of the best going for shining an umpty-million candlepower searchlight on the limitations of audio playback systems. Many of the things that make a reasonable fist of autotuned music are utterly shit at harmonics, fingers squeaking on strings, foot shuffling, breath sounds and passing aircraft.
Oh and it's "Wyld Stallyns" BTW....
Trojan smuggles out nicked blueprints as Windows Update data
Paris Metro brings a bit of style to NFC
It's a bloody card!
It's rectangular, like all the others.
It's got a chip in one end, like all the others.
It's got some logos and some identification details on it, like all the others.
Presumably the only "designer" bit here involves choosing the colour scheme and deciding which edge is "up".
Philippe Starck must be pissing himself with laughter as he banks the hefty fee he got for that job......
Fanboi Wars
Get thee to the "Jonathan Livingston Mavur[1]" on the harbour in Reykjavik! If it walks, flies or swims anywhere within about 100 miles of the place, it's on the menu.
Last time I was there I had Reindeer (nice), Ptarmigan (a bit stringy, but otherwise pleasant), Puffin (a bit too tough), Whale (actually not very nice at all, a bit like salt beef and I think it was a bit off) and Dolphin (salty, very dense red meat). That was the day's selection platter.
Highlight was a colleague calling a waiter over, pointing at the menu and asking if the Dolphin was Tuna-friendly. Apparently if you are an Icelandic waiter this is not funny.
[1] Yes, that is Icelandic for "seagull"[2]. This thread is now officially unsuitable for small children.
[2] I'm told it's horrible. I didn't have any.
US shoots down key Rambus patent
Newzbin barrister struck off for owning site he represented
Millions face Megaupload data deletion by Thursday
"On my lifetime platinum account? that I paid for?"
More fool you. I took one look at the advert strewn mess, the relentless upgrade nagging, variable reliability, vast selection of links in the wild pointing there for obviously moody content and decided many moons gone that my money wouldn't be going anywhere near the ruddy place.
Always felt just a shade too fly-by-night for my liking. There are plenty of online storage places that don't have a presentation that looks like a Flash advert for Geocities and who wield the banhammer at anyone taking the piss with what they're sharing.
Put it this way. If you had a selection of diamonds would you put them in a safe deposit box in a bank vault or "Honest Fred's no-questions-asked secure storage"? Caveat Emptor.
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