* Posts by TeeCee

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Japanese boffins unfurl banner above newly-discovered Element 113

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Missed a trick.

"...slapping their foreheads in amazement at not thinking of such a basic ploy."

I can't help thinking that "elementary" would have been better than "basic" in this context. Possibly with an appended "(hah!)"......

Google in new Maps patent row - but not with Apple

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Don't shoot the messenger, sue Google!

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Re: Hmm. Coincidence?

I shall put on my very best tinfoil hat and give it a polish to say this.

It could be Google sponsoring the lawsuit....

How so? Well, Google get Skyhook to sue them. Google settles with Skyhook and agrees licensing. Now, we all know how much Apple hate to be beholden to third parties and insist on controlling everything themselves, so Apple then ensure that WiFi based location does not go into Apple maps to avoid having to license the (now with legal precedent) Skyhook patents.

Endgame: Apple maps is never as good as Google maps.....

Blazing new comet may OUTSHINE THE MOON in 2013

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Re: Shirly we need a pluto rant by now

Ooooooohhhhhh no it isn't......

Symantec source code leak becomes torrent

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Re: Shome mishtake surely?

Yes, we want to know. What is this magic liquid that you pour over code and it highlights all the flaws for you?

Sounds like a great timesaver to me.

If you see 'URGENT tax rebate download' in an inbox, kill it with fire

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Re: The taxman

It doesn't matter. You decompress them, removing the creases, before using them anyway.

NYPD: iPhone thefts rising ten times rate of other crimes

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Gosh, there must be some sad SOBs around to downvote a deliberate troll that good. Have a compensating upvote for making me smile.

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Re: Crimewave?

Don't be daft. The cost of the tax disc is trivial by comparison to that of maintaining the car to a standard where it'll pass the MOT and insuring it.

If the driver's skimped on the tax disc, it's highly likely that he won't have some of the more expensive bits required to get one.

Tesla drops veil on top secret solar Superchargers

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The cake is a lie!

"....will take its toll on the lithium-ion batteries in the vehicles..."

"....electric long distance travel at no cost - an impossibility for gasoline cars...."

How much is a new Li-ion pack for a Tesla and how much petrol can you buy for that? Mr Musk can either have his cake or eat it, not both.

Tacky mobile ad networks could kill publishing, survey shows

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Re: Adds on mobiles?

Or just turn off mobile data use and only enable it when you actually need it. There are plenty of "tap icon to switch on/off" apps in the store to make this a trivial task.

No ads and no unwarranted chewing of your data allowance thrown in for free.

Man City drags Big Data into Big Football

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Spend some money?

We did. Quite a lot. Poldi and Cazorla are looking like excellent bits of business and Giroud's movement is pulling apart defences. If and when he starts scoring as well, we're in clover.

As things stand right now we have more by way of quality in squad depth than in recent years.

Hardly our fault if the Red Scum gave us 22m for the glass-ankled Judas and Barca spunked a small fortune on a defensive midfielder who couldn't defend so we broke even. Again.

I don't quite know what Arsene's supposed to do here. Give unneeded players away for free so we can show a loss? Lash out 35m on someone to loan to West Ham? What?

Apple Maps to the rescue in China/Japan conflict

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Re: Dodged one

Would've been awkward when Japanese fleet showed up.

I don't recall it being awkward for the Japanese fleet last time it showed up there.....

Toyota kills city 'e-car for everyone'

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Re: Gosh. Someone gets it. Finaly

That's just dandy, assuming that you can afford to purchase and run two cars and have the space to park them.

The problem with "short trips around the city" is that this usually means that "home" is within said city and the end result is more arsehats with two cars parked on street, as if that were not enough of a problem already. The plug-in hybrid wins again.

Scottish islanders' wave power hopes sunk by 'massive costs'

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Re: Only for awhile

"Talk is cheap."

-- Everyone else 1860 &1931

Christian footie match ends in almighty brawl

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And Lo!

It came to pass that a penalty was awarded.

And much weeping and wailing was heard, for there was surely no contact and he to which it was awarded was most surely offside, it being the second phase of play.

And a voice did speak out: "Ref? Are you fucking blind or what?"

And many were sore vexed by this.

And the sons of Common did gird themselves and mightly smite those of Zion.

And he that was of Zion didst smite those of Common.

And a mighty whistle sounded as the bastard of blackness got stuck into the midst of the fray.

And another voice said: "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone." and many took up rocks, chairs and the excrement of dog and didst hurl them most fearsomely.

(Referees 6:12)

Seagate: Our tech will be better than WD's helium-filled hardness

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Re: Hybrids

Actually it says 2 seconds slower.

I can attest to the fact that they are indeed greased weasel shit at boot times and in normal operation. You'd have a point if the cacheing algorithm were as dumb as fuck, but it isn't. Frequently accessed stuff stays cached and writing or reading a shedload from less frequently accessed files makes no difference, that goes straight to and from the rotating rust.

I've been running a 500Gb Momentus XT in this 'ere laptop for a year now, it's bloody quick and feels just like having an SSD, only bigger and a bloody sight cheaper. Takes a week or two for the cacheing algorithm to get used to what you do, but once it has its feet under the table it really flies. The slower access to big data makes no odds, as the main limitation there is not access time anyway.

The big plus for enterprise use is that they don't need defragmenting, it slows 'em down as it knackers the cacheing and you're back to square one on performance. Thus in an environment where the users are locked down and cannot run defrags themselves, it saves support effort defragging sclerotic machines.

For desktop or laptop drives, these things have the win on price/performance right now in spades and if you want capacity, space and speed, they're the only game in town unless you are King Croesus.

Shuttle Endeavour buzzes the Golden Gate Bridge

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Re: Pfft

Didn't a Boeing test pilot do that with a 747 once and get a massive bollocking for it?

Apple's brilliant plan to fix iOS Maps: Get YOU to do it

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"Siri integration"

Anyone got one?

Do me a favour, fire up Siri, say; "Siri? Why are your maps so shit?" and report back what it says.

Reg readers serve up bacon sarnie amuse-bouche

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Re: There is only one thing...

Er, three bacon sarnies?

That's two things then.....

Astronomers tell story set a LONG time ago in a galaxy far, FAR away

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Re: Human Telescopes?

Who do you think installed the gravitational lenses in the first place?

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Re: "...is small and compact..."

Well, they did mention Einstein.

It's all relative, you know......

UK electric car funding - another subsidy for the rich say MPs

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Same old......

Can you afford to lash out a few grand on covering your roof in photovoltaics? If so, the 'leccy companies will buy your surplus power and this is paid for by those who can't afford to do it.

Can you afford to splash out on a new car with a trendy CO2 figure on it? If so, we'll cut your tax and this is paid for by those struggling to keep their 10 year old Mondeo going for another year.

etc ad nausem.

All the "green" taxes fall disproportionately on the poorer end of society. Oddly, even the Socialist governments out there seem all too happy with this new "tax the poor" strategy.

Boffins spin up working Qubit in silicon

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"...spin boffins...."

Presumably they're all PhD's so surely, for this special case of boffinry, the correct term here is "Spin Doctors"?

Want a Leica camera from Jony Ive? There CAN BE ONLY ONE

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Leica digicams.

Trouble is, if you really want a Leica you're far better off getting a Panasonic. That way you get the Leica lenses (the really good bit) and the same Panasonic internals that Leica use, only without the antique design, the bulkiness and the ludicrous price.

Hello Miracast vid-beaming: ANOTHER thing the iPhone 5 hasn't got

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Re: This will suck

I had the pleasure of trying Airplay last weekend. A friend had an iPod and a high-end (B&O) Airplay enabled speaker system. A few minutes of squirreling later and I had Airplay capability on my Android device.

Streams from both the iPod and the Droid were repeatedly cut out by other WiFi activity in the area, a problem I have never seen with DLNA streaming from my device which is something I do fairly regularly. Devices tested were within a couple of feet of the speaker system at the time.

I suppose they had to do something different to make it "novel" and "innovative", but I'm not sure that inserting pregnant pauses in your music stream is a killer feature.

I guess that those claiming that DLNA sucks compared to Airplay have just never actually compared the two in anger.....

'Stuff must be FREE, except when it's MINE! Yarr!' - top German pirate

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"privileges pussy"

I guess we'll just have to wait for some native German speaker to rock up and provide us with a translation from the orginal that hasn't been garbledgoogled to find out what it really means.

I'm guessing something like "pampered kitten".......

Hmm, need a "Tower of Babel" icon?

ITU suggests replaceable cables for power supplies

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Obvious answer.

USB. Mandate USB power, power block terminates in a USB A socket, device cable is USB A plug to whatever.

Quite common already and thus pretty much the de facto standard. All that's required is USB supplies capable of chucking out sufficient oof to satisfy larger devices.

USB power delivery spec allows up to 100W, which should be enough for phones, tablets and laptops.

Microsoft offers workarounds for IE bug

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Re: Workaround?

Do let me know when you find an alternative that never has an exploitable vuln.

PC share of DRAM biz falls below 50%

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Alternatively.

Your PC probably doesn't need more than 4Gb. This amount has been a sensible size to handle just about everything you are likely to throw at it for some time. You can stuff in more, but it's unlikely to make any perceptible difference to it for general use.

Meanwhile, the amount of memory being crammed into servers is heading into Tb territory.

The "consumption devices" tend to be heavier on flash memory than traditional DRAM.

Google to axe IE 8 support, cuts off Windows XP lifeline

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Re: @ Nick Ryan "this is the windows way"

Er, yes it is.

With admin authority you can install to the system "program files" and elect to have the new software usable by either you or everyone.

Grunt users may only install to the "program files" under their space[1] and only they can use software so installed.

It is the windows way, but it's relatively new and most install routines have yet to catch up.

[1] NB: This does not merge apps and data, they should still be held in seperate areas within the user's storage, with the application living under "program files", if the software is written correctly.

Got a BMW? Thicko thieves can EASILY NICK IT with $30 box

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Re: A poor excuse

A BIT OF A HASSLE??!!!!???

At the labour rates those bastards charge it's a sight more than that! They're quite capable of coming up with enough excuses to rip you off already, without your giving them ideas.

What they need to do is fix the ruddy thing so you can't program a key to the car without the security code (i.e. fix the sodding great bug allowing this to happen).

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Re: My Vauxhall (Opel)..

No, there is not. GM have a record of the codes for each car and its ECU held centrally.

If the code is ever irretrievably lost, the ECU has to be removed from the car and reprogrammed. That cannot be done using the OBD port (vulns and bugs notwithstanding of course).

You can change the code via OBD, but you need the current code in order to do so.

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Re: put a lock on the OBD port

"Could you have a two tier system:"

Some manufacturers (Ford? I'm looking at you...) have already done this. This means that if you do lose the "master" key, they will replace it at "got you by the balls and we're gonna squeeze really hard" rates.....

You see improved security, they see an opportunity to rip you off.

Manchester is 'PIRATE CAPITAL of the UK'

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Most downloaded charts.

So the important information here is that the majority of illegal downloaders have appallingly bad taste.

Twitter bows to subpoena, releases Occupy protester's tweets

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Re: Yabba Dabba Doo on the loose...

You're right, it's ludicrous.

This is the electronic equivalent of remembering what the grafitti used to say on that recently cleaned wall. Presumably your memory of that violates someone's privacy in the minds of the arsehats here. The only reason for knicker-knotting is the monumental waste of judicial time in issuing subpoenas to access an archive of public domain information.

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Well, the inevitable result of that move would be the various agencies archiving the whole lot as it was published themselves. No change, apart from the removal of the need to play silly buggers in order to read it later.

Actually I am amazed they don't do this already. Being required to get a subpoena to access information that's already in the public domain seems like paperwork for the sake of it to me.

BT gets postcode knickers in twist, plants Shoreditch on Mount Everest

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"London's W1, for example, brings us all the way to Algeria."

Or "Mayfair borders" as it's currently referred to in Estate Agents' windows......

The perfect CRIME? New HTTPS web hijack attack explained

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"..Internet Explorer is not vulnerable to the attack..."

The sound in the background is that of millions of flamethrowers backfiring simultaneously.

Windows Phone 8 stands a chance as Apple, Android dither

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Games Console market.

Three dedicated hardware platforms, yes. But when you talk about "flourishing ecosystems" in that segment you also have to factor in the fourth, the PC.

Then again, when it comes to dedicated gaming hardware and its associated software you've overlooked the handhelds which have a significant chunk of that market too, not always in happy coexistance with their larger cousins.

So in that contestable market there are already more than three players happily coexisting and competing.

Microsoft seizes Chinese dot-org to kill Nitol bot army

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Re: Glad M$ stepped up?

So you didn't read the article at all then?

The nasties were installed at build time. You could do that with any O/S. Absolutely no vulnerabilities at all are required, just the admin / root / fanboi password and physical access which the system builder, by definition, has.

You muppet. Crawl back into your nice, comfy MS h4ting hole and pull it in after you.

Can Windows 8 developers be ‘the new rock stars’?

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"Upgrade rates for Windows 7 users are also an unknowable."

Put me down for a tenner on "as near sod-all as makes no odds" please.

Apple time is now world time

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Animation.

Presumably all the fruit fanbois are fidgeting like crazy as they watch the clock counting down the seconds until ordering time.

So there are actually quite a lot of animated gits around.......

Ding dong, the Ping is dead! Apple brings in Facebook for iTunes

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Gosh.

As if there weren't already enough reasons not to buy Apple products and avoid iTunes.

I think I must be the exact polar opposite of Apple's theoretical ideal customer, as every change they make to their "ecosystem" makes me even more determined to avoid having anything to do with it.

EE screams UK iPhone 4G exclusive, rest of pack sobs quietly

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Re: SDR

"...a software defined Ariel..."

I suppose this would have to be done with SOAP........

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I believe that you are crediting the general populous with levels of intelligence that they do not posess.

Despite what you and I may think, I reckon; "Ooooo, faster shiny yesyesyesyesyesyes <collectively wets knickers>" and a mass pitching of tents outside apple and EE stores might be a more accurate summation of the likely response from that quarter.

Cambridge boffins: Chip and PIN cards CAN be cloned – here's how

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It's worse than that.

1, 2, 3 and 4 are different numbers. Like the man said, many of 'em are just counters. As it would appear that the secret is in guessing what the next "unpredictable number" will be, guess what it is for the provided example?

Hint: Those that built this have it as the result of 2+2......

Prof casts doubt on Stuxnet's accidental 'great escape' theory

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No, "accidental" still flies.

"...40,000 unique external IP addresses, from over 155 countries."

and

"...blocked at the firewall......(of)......any sensible home user."

So 40,000 idiot users with their knickers down required globally then to account for this. I think that there are rather more than that.

Online dole queue tech 'not grounded in reality', say councils

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A relative works in IT for HMRC.

I was recounting the tale of working in an IT department where, every year, the lead analyst would sit with a radio and earpiece listening to the Budget. We had the VAT rate hardcoded throughout our Jurassic zoo of code. Eventually the year came when the Chancellor announced a change from 15 to 17.5% and all hell broke loose.

He pointed out that pretty much everything the Chancellor says while stood on his hind legs affects them. I queried this, pointing out that at least they got advance warning. Turned out it's not so, the politicians are so terrified of leaks that HMRCs IT lads also used to sit glued to the radio for the budget speech. The march of technology has improved their lot........they get their specifications off the BBCs online news feed these days.

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Re: Airstrip two

You jest, but that's how it works most places on the continent.

You get all the government and local authority bumf in the local language. Also utility bills and communications. If you're really bloody lucky, a precis of it might be available in English as well, but that's yer lot. A flatbed scanner, some OCR software and Google translate are essentials if you don't speak the language.

As far as I can make out, producing everything in umpty-something languages is something unique to British bureaucracy. Doesn't seem to cause any problems, so I guess the British approach exists purely to line the pockets of the IT providers.

Ultimate bacon sarnie scrap starts to sizzle

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Re: Tea Debate

I have to admit to being rather partial to Green Earl Grey tea, but that's irrelevant.

To go with a bacon sarnie, any half-decent English tea blend, brewed to a strength where it tarnishes stainless steel on contact. Then chuck in milk until it's tea-coloured. Sugar optional.