* Posts by Andy G

63 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2007

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Woman chews on chap's todger in fast food joint

Andy G
Coat

Turned down a BJ ???

... she MUST have been a minger ! ! ! !

/coat

Dutch teen swipes furniture from virtual hotel

Andy G
Dead Vulture

WHAT ! ! ! !

u gotta be taking the pi$$ . . . how can u steal virtual furniture... when is is not a physical asset and the 'owners' have copies of the item in question.

lol anyways, if his room was in the virtual hotel, surely its merely relocating furniture instead ??

the mind boggles !

US man blasts stubborn wheelnut with shotgun

Andy G
Dead Vulture

LOL

Just as well he didn't have any explosives lying around ;o)

Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe

Andy G
Coat

Paris leaves missionary position and joins in fun with sister and japanese models

hee hee

/TAXI ! ! !

Andy G

Apologies :-

Paris wishes to leave mark on world instead of bedsheets

Tycoon to offer $760m for affordable orbital launch

Andy G
Alien

mind you ...

... wouldnt the zero gravity effect somewhat take the fun out of an adult sized bouncy castle floating around in space?

I can see the extra terrestrials choking on their nutrient fluids and wetting themselves laughing at this one. Just erect an interstellar funfair sign and watch the martians come for a good time ! Never mind SETI, THIS is the way to go for first contact lol

/flying saucer anyone . .

Singapore Airlines bans A380 rumpy-pumpy

Andy G
Coat

@ Robin Traylor

ROFL - CCTV perhaps ?? I can see a whole new genre of youtube videos spewing forth.

lol Watch out for ALl In One Night In Paris/Berlin/Hong Kong coming soon.

hee hee

/taxiiiiiiiiii

Jordan mulls mamtastic epitaph

Andy G
Coat

kinda obvious but...

... tits up ??

:o)

/coat lol

Asus prices up Eee PC sub-sub-notebook for US

Andy G
Paris Hilton

Well personally . .

i think i will wait til they release the 8Gb model and source it from wherever its gonna be sold.

Likewise its the portability aspect thats the main selling point here for me arther than the specs. There is rumored to be a 10" screen in the pipeline for this laptop but as far as i know, nothing confirmed yet.

Oh.. didnt they ask Paris to pose for the pic ?? would have increased the appeal somewhat me thinks.

;o)

Paris Hilton heads for the cryogenic freezer

Andy G
Paris Hilton

No matter what . . .

.. i bet her mucky endevours video will still be around long after she's thawed and decayed.

as Homer would say.. Hmmmmm Prehistoric Porn

ROFL.

/coat :o)

Rise of the f*cking machines: Arse Elektronika bumps uglies with Web 2.0

Andy G
Dead Vulture

ROFL

How did they ask the audience for a volunteer ??

"excuse me, would any of you ladies like to be pleasured by our robot in front of a room full of strangers ? C'mon dont be shy ?? "

i can just imagine the woman in question volunteering and the other 99 pairs of eyes looking at her in horrid fascination, maybe considering her slightly sick ??

how many actual "volunteers" were there ??

hehhe me thinks id like to meet the young lady in question ;o)

AndyG.

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

Andy G

Thou shalt not . .

...make sexual innuendos regarding mentally retarded dwarves

its not big and its not clever !!

</duck></coat></run> lol

Andy G

@ Andrew...

Lu-Tze vs the BOFH ...

...Dammn id PAY to see that !!!!

:o)

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