* Posts by Aristotles slow and dimwitted horse

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Revealed: NHS England bosses meet with tech and pharmaceutical giants to discuss price list of millions of Brits' medical data

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Re: Once again. It is not *their* data to sell.

Whilst I'm as appalled as everyone else with this sort of thing, I'm not entirely sure that what you have written here is correct...

"Brexit means they don't have to comply with the GDPR directive so they can do WTF they like with people's data?"

Happy to be corrected however by those better informed that I.

ICANN demands transparency from others over .org deal. As for itself… well, not so much

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Great article Kieran.

Properly interesting, and lays out the utter shambles that this is turning into. But in precis... morally bankrupt Americans sell off anything and everything for profit, to the detriment of everyone else who benefits from it? Does that sum it up?

No doubt being registered in Delaware, there will be a while host of shell companies, shady backdoor payments, payoffs and dubious agreements in place - which is why there is a lack of answers coming from the key protagonists.

Keep digging.

We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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Re: The unions will be up in arms about this...

Gandhara, Gandhara... they say it was in India.

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What's so great about evolution anyway Mr Hammond...

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should..."

Xerox woos HP stock owners with talk of layoffs, selloffs and cash payouts post merger

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Re: I'm having problems swimming too, lets hold on to each other.

Sir Edmund, it would be much more amusing if they could transmute that lead into... into... purest green!!!

Co-op Bank online and mobile banking goes TITSUP*

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Re: The UK really is a marvellous country

Accountants love cheapness.

More cheapness == More offshore == more cheap unskilled resources that don't understand legacy decisions or implementations.

In tribute to Galaxy Note 7, BBC iPlayer support goes up in flames for some Samsung TVs

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Ugh!!!

Exactly the reason I dropped Panasonic kit. I used to be a fan of their Viera range but dumped them for good when they internally baulked their software so no smart functions would work at all, and when I complained their "customer service" team tried to blame my internet connection as being faulty.

Not that I actually bother with the BBC these days, so can't comment on iPlayer as I refuse to pay the TV tax or allow the TV to connect to the network. I do have Eurosport player though and Netflix which work quite happily via a locked down Android TV box and the Playstation.

Internet jerk with million-plus fans starts 14-year stretch for bizarre dot-com armed robbery

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I feel sorry for the defence lawyer...

Spending all that time learning the trade and then ending up so desperate for cash as to have no moral qualms in representing this total fuckwit.

Still, America huh???

Advertisers want exemption from web privacy rules that, you know, enforce privacy

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Ads... I love ads!!!

I love ads. I love them most when AdBlock, uBlock, Privacy Badger, Ghostery and PiHole flag up how many they have blocked during a session. It's almost as much fun as when a site tells me that I'm using an ad blocker and that I should disable to gain the "best user experience", but then I slowly and deliberately click "no, continue with ad blocker" instead.

I makes me feel as though I've made a useful contribution to humanity.

Ireland's B.ICONIC snaffles Stormfront to become largest Apple reseller in the UK

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B.ICONIC...

I'm doing no research into a company with such a pointless hipster name, but I'm going to assume that their company slogan is something like...

"Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend all your money on this pile of overpriced tosh. Go on... spend. It really will make you feel much wellness and make you a more better human than your friends. Honestly. SPEND!!!!!!!!!!"

Ohhh, you're so rugged! Microsoft swoons at new Lenovo box pushing Azure to the edge

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But...

But, will it run Cry... no, I just can't bring myself to finish the question.

VCs find exciting new way to blow $1m: Wire it directly to hackers after getting spoofed

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Considering it's $1m...

Considering we're talking about $1m i.e. not a small amount of money, I'm surprised at no point did they pick up the phone and talk about it to validate the details?

Pentagon's $10bn JEDI decision 'risky for the country and democracy,' says AWS CEO Jassy

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Re: AWS vs Microsoft

What you have suggested is utter bollocks.

Uncle Sam challenged in court for slurping social media info on 'millions' of visa applicants

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Truly...

Truly the l-hahahaha-and of the free....

Take Sajid Javid's comments on IR35 UK contractor rules with a bucket of salt, warns tax guru

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Stop tying to derail the arguments with facts please. No-one likes that.

But you are right. I did a comparison on what I've paid in total taxes over the last couple of years against what I used to pay when I was at an umbrella company, and the difference if I have to go back to an umbrella or permie will be a net loss to HMRC of about £20k per year.

Just in case you were expecting 10Gbps, Wi-Fi 6 hits 700Mbps in real-world download tests

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Re: This just confuses the hell out of me..

Interested to understand what end devices you have connecting to it that take advantage of the AX spec?

I have an ASUS AX88 router that I bought primarily for the enhanced VPN support rather than network speeds, but I can't see any USB wi-fi dongles or such like available anyway that I could use to take advantage of it even if I wanted to.

Larry leaves, Sergey splits: Google lads hand over Alphabet reins to Sundar Pichai

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Yes, yes... they are the Antichrist.

I know, I know... utterly evil as you've all said, but I do still like their Maps and Earth products.

Customers in 'standoff' with SAP over 2025 end of support for Business Suite: Who'll blink first?

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Re: I can understand SAP's desire to get customers to upgrade.

Well said. Couldn't agree more.

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Re: Which is worse?

They are as bad as each other in terms of product support and leading you into an expensive walled garden, but I'd give SAP the edge in uptime & reliability, with Oracle EBS just nudging it for end user navigation and overall usability. Both get a bad rap for the implementation headache, but in my 15 years of implementing them both, it's normally mostly down to utterly crap third party SI's (Wipro and HCL spring to mind) and the lack of upfront legwork by the client business in terms of requirements, use cases and process mapping and such like - rather than the product itself.

There are some Open source ERPs that I've worked with in the past that are better than both of them, but ironically most enterprises won't implement them because they are not SAP or Oracle. Go figure!!!

UK taxman updates its employment-checking calculator for IR35: Still crap, say contractors

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I can just feel the ignorance, lack of understanding, and resentment dripping off of your post.

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Re: CEST

C'est merde?

Tory chancellor pledges to review IR35 rollout in UK private sector – just like all the other parties

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More political bulls**t...

"However, any review must be genuine and not lip service simply to win the votes of independent workers."

And the chances of that actually happening are effectively zero given that they are all workshy asshats.

RuneScape bloke was wrongly sacked after reading veep's salary details on office printer

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Re: while you wandered around the office looking for Old Kent Road

And presumably a cute secretary with a "community" chest ;-) ???

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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So you bought a cheap monitor...

And from this statement it sounds like you have no interest in musical fidelity either?

"I have my wired Beats at hand"

BBC tells Conservative Party to remove edited Facebook ad featuring its reporters

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Re: Ha

GTFO : Get the funk out?

Love that guitar solo.

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No it's not. The Earth is a sphere. Not a perfect sphere, but a sphere none-the-less.

Anyone claiming otherwise is just being contrary to seek or gain some attention. That, or they are a genuine fu**ing idiot.

Red Dead Redemption 2 on PC: Howdy buck do you get a solid 60FPS in Rockstar's masterpiece?

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And this, dear friends...

And this is why I have a PS4. As I "game" for relaxation and entertainment, I just can't see the point of spending time having to coax minuscule graphical and performance changes out of software and hardware that most often times won't run properly anyway due to driver or API issues, or ends up having no actual or visible material impact on the experience - other than reducing it overall, or giving crap humble bragging rights as to who can claim to see the most pixels.

I quite like just flopping on the couch, pushing square, and get off and running with only the game play itself to concern myself with.

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

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Hmmm... not so fast Tonto. It can get confusing. We had a Chris in our office that literally and suddenly overnight became "Christine". I have no issue with this per se, but claiming suddenly to be a woman on the basis of wearing a dress and slapping on some lipstick does sit somewhere between delusion and a fancy dress party.

You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: A quirky investigation into why AI does not always work

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But...

Wouldn't it be easier to fathom this out if we all agreed from the get-go that none of this is actually AI, and other than what is fictionally represented in books and movies, that true AI doesn't actually exist yet other than in the wet dreams of marketing departments?

Bose customers beg for firmware ceasefire after headphones fall victim to another crap update

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Re: thank god.....

I've never understood why people pay so much for BOSE stuff as all they seem to be doing these days is trading higher value on a phantom quality which went out of the window years ago.

Agree with you re Sony, I've got three different pairs and they are all fabulous. I'd like to point out that I also have two pairs of Sennheisers, and they are still doing it right also.

How on earth did I end up with 5 pairs of headphones though, that's a question :-$

Found on Mars: Alien insects... or whatever the hell this smudge is supposed to be, anyway

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The chances of anything...

What are the chances of anything coming from Mars? "A million to one" he said.

Where's the money, Lebowski?! UK data watchdog says £7m in fines unpaid since 2015

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Re: Unlikley to get paid by the liquidators....

They certainly can have applied to Companies House to be struck off, but I didn't think liquidators were allowed to actually dissolve a company until it had met all of it's liabilities.

Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room

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On the other hand...

I'm having no "smart" tech in my house whatsoever. I have an internet connected amp for internet radio, and that's about it other than a fairly powerful router.

I gives me lots of pleasure in almost being able to feel the misery of my "smart" TVs smartness having been neutered because I refuse to connect it to any form of network. If I want to adjust the heating or turn on a lamp, guess what... I just get up and adjust the heating and / or flick a switch.

As for Alexa or Google, over my dead body.

We(don't)Work: Rent-a-desk outfit cuts 2,400 staff in bid to be a functioning business

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Re: Another one bites the dust

On the other hand, as most VCs and corporate boards are men, they are easily deceived by a pretty blonde with tits such as in the Theranos case.

A short note to say I'm off: Vulture taps claws on Reg keyboard for last time

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I'm a bit upset about the view of Zooey Deschanels legs in the picture. I'm now struggling to get any work done.

And yes, I do have a brain the size of a planet.

UK tax collectors warn contractors about being ripped-off – and not by HMRC for a change

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To be fair to HMRC...

"They are not going to give you money without you working for it, my friend. "

To be fair to HMRC, my experience over the last 10 years or so has always been positive if I've been due a refund. After the online SA calculation is produced, and if a refund is due I am asked to input my sort code and bank account number, and then the money has always been in my account within 7 days 'ish.

No real work or fighting has ever been needed.

Iran kills the internet for its people's own good as riots grip the Middle Eastern nation

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Re: without belittling the protest

Nothing to add other than well done for getting out of Portsmouth. I'm also just outside that craphole and am seriously thinking of heading back to either Italy or the UAE next year.

NSA to Congress: Our spy programs don’t work, aren’t used, or have gone wrong – now can you permanently reauthorize them?

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The United Scaredycats of America

Even if they do suspend funding, then I doubt they can be trusted to fully shut it down anyway, and I will assume that some dark shady twats in the shadows will already have thought up ways of contingency funding this on the quiet...

"You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?"

Ex-Twitter staff charged with spying for Saudi royals: Duo accused of leaking account records, including those of critics

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It's a start...

But let's just conveniently sweep under the rug the billions and billions in guns, bombs and planes that the US sell them eh?

Leeds IT bloke pleads guilty to hacking Jet2 CEO's email account

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Re: Setting Up

Agreed. As a PM myself it's highly unlikely that anyone other than the actual techies pushing buttons would get admin level access when doing a migration of sensitive corporate data. That said, different companies do have different protocols and policies.

Boffins hand in their homework on Voyager 2's first readings from beyond Solar System

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Re: Revenge is a dish best served cold....

"it might take a few trillion years but that's nothing when working in astronomical time scales."

Considering that the best scientific estimates we have currently put the Universe at somewhere between 12 - 14 billion years old, then I'd suggest that your "few trillion years" would certainly be SOMETHING in astronomical timescales, rather than the "nothing" you state.

Regardless, I'm fully expecting both of these probes to be either destroyed, or preferably appropriated by some advanced alien race and sent back to us on a fact finding mission. Thinking about it, that would make the basis of a half decent science fiction movi... oh...

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Re: there does not seem to be any correct bits.

You must have missed the bit where the poster, presumably commenting on their own piece wrote : "a lot of bollocks".

AT&T: We did nothing wrong in promising unlimited data that wasn't. We're just giving the FTC $60m for fun

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Re: A suggestion for all telcos everywhere

No it's not. Definitions change yes - but "unlimited" has not done so. I would expect that if you asked 100 people to explain what it means then 99 people would be able to scrape up a similar meanings in volumetric terms. In this case this word is not being changed by "social convention" it is being distorted by liars in marketing departments to knowingly commit fraud and to mislead with no other goal than to line corporate pockets at the customers expense.

Phew! All that competition in the US mobile industry was exhausting. Thank God for the FCC, am I right?

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Re: Doom and gloom is our jam

I'm not sure "doom and gloom" puts it correctly. "A healthy amount of scepticism and cynicism with a humorous undercurrent" is how I've always considered the coverage of things on these hallowed pages.

And that is why El Reg continues to win my reading time when I should actually be doing some work.

Top American watchdog refuses to release infamous 2012 dossier into Google’s anti-competitive behavior

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Re: There is no Internet B

I have this view that eventually there will be more than one internet, one owned by the corporates that becomes a morass of crap similar to as it is today, and then another totally legal "neutral" internet, similar to the dark web, but less full of perverts, drug pedelers and hitmen, This is where the rebellion live (i.e. the normal people).

Google forks out $2.1bn for Fitbit – and promises not to exploit all that delicious health data to sling ads (honest)

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Re: Google promises...

So your whole view on the fitness / wearables industry is based on seeing a couple of fat people discussing step count? Have you tried going to watch a few marathons, a swim meet, or a 10k run perhaps? How about a Parkrun or a middle or sprint distance Triathlon? I think you'd find that the sheer volume of people out there using these devices to successfully help track their performances and ongoing fitness would destroy your somewhat blinkered viewpoint instantly.

Personally I wouldn't have either an Apple or Fitbit watch as neither IMHO are really fit for purpose; but Garmin in my opinion still produce the best sports watches and I'd rate my 935xt far higher than either of the former.

The Outer Worlds: Ever wished Fallout 4 was more like New Vegas? Here ya go... in spaaace

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Lol, that sounds familiar...

"And if you're anything like me, the main story will take a backseat until every other available side plot has been exhausted."

I'm more of a sofa based console gamer, but I have big a thing for open world games and usually spend most of my time exploring every nook and cranny of the landscape rather than actually playing the game. I spent about 200hrs in Assassins creed Odyssey last winter of which I believe a major proportion was me just muppeting around enjoying the views like some crap instagram tourist.

I did eventually finish it though... eventually.

Not just adhesive, but alcohol-resistant adhesive: Well done, Apple. Airpods Pro repairability is a zero

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I like it loud...

The thing I've always struggled with with Apple headphones is volume. I have pairs of Apple, Sennheiser and Sony wired headphones, and the Apple ones are so much quieter on max vol than either of the others. I also have a set of the Sony WL-1000x bluetooth jobbies, and whilst not as loud as the others, they are still again, a fair whack louder than the standard Apple wired ones.

A stranger's TV went on spending spree with my Amazon account – and web giant did nothing about it for months

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Re: Blergh.

Yes that was my first thought, surely the easiest and most obvious first step to prevent any further fraud would have been to remove all payment methods - but unless I've missed it I can't see that this is mentioned in the "lockdown" actions in the story.

IT protip: Never try to be too helpful lest someone puts your contact details next to unruly boxen

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Where were you 20 years ago?

Wow. time flies eh?

I'd just started my first contract at IBM as Technical delivery and support lead for all of the underlying SUN infrastructure on a big SAP programme.