* Posts by Bounty

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Intel swallows McAfee: Why?

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Grenade

Why are we comparing McAfee to AVG?

I'd rather go find and install a virus than McAfee. At least they provide a service, (remote access) and have lower overhead.

Intel snaps up McAfee in $7.68bn deal

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actually

"I can't see them trying to get into software... They'd piss off Microsoft, Oracle, VMWare, Symantec... "

Hey didn't Microsoft just sign an ARM license deal? Maybe Intel is getting into software. Just enough to spook MS. Buying Novell would have been too obvious.

15K Wikileaks docs 'potentially more explosive,' US frets

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Which coverups?

These documents have been public for a while now and I haven't heard of any huge military cover up. So, other than outing locals who will now get killed and prevent any other locals from assisting us, how does this help?

HK 'Dog Man' jailed for voodoo ritual sex

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whatever

reminds me of the donation plates that go around in church. Any paid for exorcisms... diet pills ohh and taxes, cuz I'm pretty damn sure I'm getting scammed there too.

Pentagon Wikileaks probe reaches MIT

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Grenade

Slow down, pretend you're neutral for a second.

" and the bit where they shoot the kids sitting in the passenger seat (after blaming the parents for bringing their kids along to a war zone, of course). the fact that it wasn't a war zone until the gunships arrived is another matter of course."

Have you seen the video in question? They certainly did not shoot the kids after blaming parents for bringing kids into a warzone. On the unedited version they open fire on the van at 8:17 into the video, about 9 minutes later at 17:17 the ground troops identify a wounded child and at 18:10 is when the crewmember of the helicopter made the comment about "it's their fault for bringing their kids into a battle."

It was a warzone. Insurgents opened fire on the helicopter before the tape was rolling, if you were paying attention they mentioned small arms fire. Also, they opened fire on people who were armed, they very clearly had AK-47's. Yes, the camera was not a rocket, the AK's were real.

I wonder what goes on in people's heads where they comletely jumble the facts around to fit their view. It's cute in a sadistic sort of way. Watch the unedited video again, carefully, think, try to picture it from the helicopter that was just shot at. Maybe they were wrong, maybe they were right and insensitive, either way, at least try to keep the FACTS of the video straight.

Also, the off color comments started with the first comment.

Two infosec blunders that betrayed the Russian spy ring

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Paris Hilton

Wireless

I'm guessing the point of the wireless was to hide the handler so he coulndn't be outed? If that's the case he should have been at a different coffe shop anywhere else in the world.

An Ad-hoc setup forces the FBI to be in the area to intercept the data, but if your encryption is setup correctly that isn't a problem. They should have encrypted the message, then steno'd that into some home made porn, anonymously posted to the net. :>

Huge new airships for US Army: designed in Blighty

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Stingers we gave to the mujahadeen.....

Lets see, 15,000 feet range + 10,000 foot mountain = that thing may be about 5,000 foot too low.

Suspended-animation cold sleep achieved in lab

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"He was found 23 days later with a core body temperature of just 22°C*. "

I'm sorry, but 70 Fahrenheit or 22 Celsius is very very very very far from "frozen." That's about the same (core) temperature as most of the bodies burried in the ground, and I don't see anybody reviving them any time soon.

At least the other story attempts to seem plausible. That Japanese story is more like a fabrication, broken insturments and a few shots of whiskey for my friends the paramedics.

Amazing 'pulse of darkness' ray tech birthed in US gov labs

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Daser

Dark Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation?

Siphon Wars: Pressurist weighs into Gravitite boffin

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question

Can you siphon ice?

Green Berets to get Judge Dredd computer smart-rifle

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well

A hunting rifle doesn't = an assault rifle. I'd like to see one of your good ol' boys use a field worn AK47 with surplus ammo and hit a deer at 800 yards with open sights.

I could see this gun used in urban warfare, if you need to take something out in the open however I think a marksman with a rifle is the best option.

Hawking: Aliens are out there, likely to be Bad News

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They already know and we're too far away for it to matter.

http://planetquest.jpl.nasa.gov/index.cfm . . . . We can already detect planets around other stars down to 2x the size of earth (probably smaller as the data comes in this year/next.) We can also detect the gases of some exoplanets. Gases like CFCs (these don't happen naturally,) oxygen, which doesn't stick around unless something is making it etc. Translation, any civilization that's anywhere nearby that's as advanced as us or more, probably already know we're here. We'll know they're there regardless of their silent radios. In the next 50 years we're going to have a massive database of planets and their vitals. We can already detect planets 20,000 light years away in the center of our galaxy using chance opportunities with gravitational lensing. Imagine the database of planets aliens have. One day someone is going to do a facepalm when they look at SETI data slighty differently or in a different range etc.

" They'd do it so that we could never pose a threat to them..." I agree, which is why I go around killing children, dogs, monkeys, immigrants and lizards.

"However, intergalactic travellers might be dangerous religious fanatics who view our population as a large group of infidels who need converting and/or exterminating. It may be that our primitive way of life is an abomination to them." . . . . That is about the only feasable doomsday scenario, and the way I see it, is we're stranded on a tropical island. Sure there may be pirates, but I'm gonna go ahead and signal any boats I see. The don't talk to strangers strategy is counter productive, they're going to see us first anyways.

p.s. I'm 25% American Indian and thank FSM Columbus brought civilization, otherwise I'd have a life expectancy of 40 years and squirrel for lunch.

Primark pulls 'disgraceful' padded bikini for kiddies

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nipple blocker?

Personally I find it annoying to see 8 year olds with nipples poking through their tops at the pool, I'd much prefer they put some modest padding in. When they start making C cup sized padding for 8 year olds, then you can bitch. Or are these C cup sized tops we're talking about?

Obama to backtrack on NASA Orion cancellation - reports

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re: Manned spaceflight--what a waste

You mean doing useless things like fixing Hubble?

Fear 2012? Bunker hustler has you covered

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"Que Sera, Sera" -Ned Flanders

"The big ones will require you to stay holed up for far longer than that! Even if you ate all the other residents after the food ran out, you wouldn't make it."

200 survivors and enough food to last them 1 year. As soon as you get in the shelter you should know if you're going to be stuck there for 50 years. All you need to do then is eat 99% of the others and you'll have plenty of food. Keep a few of the cute ones for genetic diversity if you know what I mean.

Giant solar-powered aircraft takes to the skies

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Actually

"Flying around the world is flying around the world, no matter how many stops you make. Are you saying I didn't fly from Florida to Arizona because Delta made a connecting stop in Colorado?"

Correct, you flew from Florida to Colorado, then from Colorado to Arizona, not from Florida to Arizona. It probably doesn't make a big difference when going on vacation, but when you're trying to brag about your awsomeness it does make a difference. What this guy is doing is hard, but I'll be even more impressed by the guy who does it nonstop.

-Bounty "I've gone 10,000 hours without eating" (just not consecutively) Hunter

Child abuse frame-up backfires on stalker

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instead

What if the bad guy installed a backdoor and downloaded the porn in the evening when the dad was home, remotely?

Would the cops have asked for the ISP data and forensically parsed the HDD for a deleted backdoor? Also, would a deleted backdoor and an encrypted IP connection to ... uhhh Bob (the bad guy @ internet cafe) among others constitute a defense of any kind? If so, download a backdoor and connect to someone before you download questionable things next time.

(Also, instead of taking HDD and sending it to cops, Bob the bad guy just posts the pics he downloaded to/from the internet somewhere and/or posts links in forums etc. All remotely from Starbucks of course.)

PDF security hole opens can of worms

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Seems like Just another trojan

You open a PDF and a bunch of stuff you care about is screwed up, I'm not sure how this makes it a worm? I understood that worms spread w/o human interaction, say by exploiting a vunerability in a network service etc. This seems like trojan activity unless I'm missing something.

Robot mini space shuttle is go for April, says US air force

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Back in school

we used to get 5 people inside the cab of a small pickup truck. That was about 4 feet by 3 feet. The real question is how deep is the cargo area?

'Curiosity' nuclear Mars tank passes key tech test

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RTG underperforming?

I'll laugh if the Opportunity rover is still truckin when this thing keels over.

Forget SETI, this is how you find aliens: Hefty prof speaks

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would they?

"An astronomer observing the solar system from alpha Centauri would be struck by the amount of radio energy being received in the 0.2MHz-2GHz frequency range - hard to account for by any natural process."

Would they? I was under the impression that at that distance, the amount of radio noise we make would be so small as to be indistinguishable from the background noise. Especially considering we're not aiming anything in that direction, just some random scatter bouncing around. Hence his point about needing to beam (use directional) radio.

NASA sniffs out (yet more) lunar ice

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Come see the ice caves of lunua

where the Chinese and Indians set up the first permanent settlements on the moon.

Final shuttle rocket test goes without a bang

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..... and

after Discovery's final launch, will NASA astronauts be wearing Russian suits when they go up to the RSS (Russian Space Station?) At that point the US will have a manned space capability = to Mexico.

Senators to NASA: Get your ass to Mars

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Actually NASA should focus on LEO for a bit

NASA doesn't have a way to even get into LEO economically, so why should we expect them to go farther? Private industry is not going to build anything fancier than existing rockets, but NASA could. They could build a launch loop, space teher/elevator, space fountain etc. Once getting into LEO is easy, then going further will be possible.

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PS

here are some projects NASA should be working on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-rocket_launch

US must redesign killer hot dogs

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all food

products that could possibly be consumed by children should be pre-chewed or molded into small pellets. Looking at the 127 deaths by falls # all children should wear helmets anytime they are not laying on the floor. We could probably stop the poisioning by forcing them to wear scuba gear at all time, which will also prevent the drownings. To prevent the huge escalation in child deaths due to improper scuba maintenance and use, we could assign a government worker for every 2 children to monitor their scuba gear. They could also assure proper usage of fire retardant clothing and do fire inspections daily at residences. To prevent firearm deaths we should arm the government assistants so they can gun down anyone (else) who brings a gun near the children. Then we'll keep the children at school 24/7 to prevent transportation deaths, which will cut down on the costs of the government assigned assistant.

When those children reach 15 they graduate to the real world where they will probably get themselves killed immediately since they have no experience and no fear.

New airlock mini-sub for US Navy SEAL 'operations'

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Suit

Then why don't they just put better insulation in the suit? If they need a longer range, more robust sub, then deploy a real mini-sub from a nearby boat. Don't compromise our real subs please.

Blighty gets DARPA cash to put sat-phones in satellites

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swam vs integrated

I could see that if 1 portion of a swarm went down, that's better than a portion of a large integrated satellite. However you would need each mini sat to have it's own navigation and propulsion etc to keep it in the proper orbit etc. That all adds to complexity and increases failure rates. Seems like a mixed bag. A better approach might be removeable/ejectable/turn-off-able modules on an integrated satellite that could be replaced by a follow up satellite. Either wirelessly nearby, or by a robotic replacement of the failed module.

Kit cracks iPhone backup passwords

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now we can say

There's an app for that.

Gates backs China in Google censorship spat

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on pots and kettles

I'm just glad to see all the Google supporters not buying anything from China anymore.

China swings at Clinton as Schmidt fudges exit plan

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hack me, block you

Google, if you want to get serious about this, then block all IP's from China on all of your servers/services. Then if you get attacked by proxy through some other place, threaten them that you'll pull out unless they also fully block China. Eventually everyone will get what they want, no more Chinese hackers and no more Western meddling.

We'll keep sending you 'money' if you keep sending us stuff. Everyone is happy, except some unknownable % of the Chinese public, who if they really cared would take care of business.

(p.s. China if you're also serious, please also block all western IP's except those you deem non-imperial. Otherwise everyone should shut the hell up and go back to sleep.)

NASA Titan moon-balloons to run on cloud fuel

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pilot light?

Do they absolutely need a pilot light that continuously uses fuel? I'm guessing flint and steel would still make a spark, or they could use electric ignition?

NASA's nuclear Mars tank gets improved cooker mod

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title

Just make sure they test it first in a sand trap, and then in the Atacama Desert to verify it can find signs of life in rough places before you send it to Mars.

Speculation takes flight over 5th generation Velociraptor

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is 80 Gb enough?

For SSD's you want to leave at least 30% unused, so now you're down to 56 GB. Windows 7 will eat up 15 of that. Set aside another 4 for swap file. 10 Gb for apps, 10 Gb for misc media and you're only left with 17 GB for games. That's like 3 games. I regularly switch between more than 3 games so I would need to spend at least another hundred bucks on a separate 'data' drive. Which would still load games at the regular speed. I guess windows would still boot faster, but web browsing and opening .PDF's isn't exactly slow on modern drives anyways. SSD price/size ratio still need to come down.

UK prosecutors drop 'tiger' sex video case

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Comedy "Loophole"?

So does this make Lisa Simpson porn ok again if it's funny?

Taoist truck driver guilty of unlawful sex

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Pint

fu-Kwok Au Yeung

fu-Kwok Au Yeung who don't believe in my spiritual powers!

Nuke-bunker-nobbling US megabomb delayed

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Pirate

NK has nukes, not a whole lot of penetrating going on there.

Actually it takes 3 wrongs (left turns) to make a right.

AMD revs up Stream SDK

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5850's

Well the 5850's are the new kids on the block, so yeah, they're fast. Nvidia still has other wins on the cracking front probably because of the ease of programming. Now that the ATI SDK is out of beta I want to see some real GP-GPU competition and benchmarks.

http://project-rainbowcrack.com

http://cryptohaze.com

http://elcomsoft.com/distributed_password_recovery.html

etc.

Angels can't fly: Official

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Grenade

Pteradactyl

I'm pretty sure Dragons can fly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pteradactyl

Also, unless you've dissected an angel, I don't see how you can determine if they can fly. Are their bones hollow? How much does an angels digestive track weigh?

Better headline " Scientists dissect angel! "

Google's reCAPTCHA busted by new attack

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identify the picture techniques

How long would it take the bots to download the 20,000 images, hand them off to 100 chinese (or porn downloaders to identify for you), and 4 hours later your system is totally broken by a DB of matches made by humans? Now introduce some random transforms/noise/artifacts to the images and the bots can't do perfect matches, they're back to educated guesses. Maybe make it a series of pictures to increase your odds... Paris, Coat, Joke Alert.

PS, does this mean I can screw up old Times articles by always putting "jackass" as the second word?

NASA aims for Friday WISE up

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wow Martin 6 of WISE infamy....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wide_Field_Infrared_Explorer ...you were not kidding. I especially like this part:

""The influx of power into the telescope caused the solid hydrogen cryostat to boil off all of its cryogen. As a result, the cryostat vent, now expelling gas at rates orders of magnitude higher than designed, acted as a tiny thruster rocket overwhelming the attitude control system and ultimately spinning the spacecraft up as high as 60 rpm."

Intel condemns tardy Larrabee to dev purgatory

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re Matt Bryant

You realize of course, that Intels onboard graphics penetration is why PC gamming is floundering. I hardly call GMA950 a product. It is the worst grphics card, reinforcing the point that they have zero ability to develop graphics cards. Of course leveraging their monopoly in CPUs is helping their IGP sales. However, I'm not sure you can call shafting someone with your CPU monopoly a product.

Smut is OK, says Montreal prof

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Grenade

Indeed WTF

"I mean wtf: pornography can change a man from gay to straight? Clearly the prof has wanked himself stupid."

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Read the doctors quote again and squint your eyes. Think... ok read it one more time. Look up the word "if" in the dictionary if you need to.

Who owns science? Manchester Manifesto can't answer

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WTF indeed

You can't patent a particle, there is nobody even implying that. You can patent a method for manufacturing the particle though. I think patents are useful if they are properly targeted. These targets should be set by industry panels, then voted on by the public directly. Software patents should be short. Copyrights should not be nearly as long as they are now.

20 years max monopoly. If you can't make money on it by then, you were never going to make money. Any longer than that and you're preventing innovation. I'm not saying that should be the standard for anything, just that it's the max. Software patents should last like 5 years, copyright and other patents maybe 10. It's hard to think of a case where you would need longer to make some money on a useful innovation.

Crooks 'too lazy' for crypto

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It doesn't matter how good your system is

Give us the password.

I don't have a password

Give us the password or else.

What password? What the hell are you talkking about.

OK buddy, it's off to jail with you.

Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

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WTF?

multiple fail

AC/cole 1, how would PETA get animals that are in worse condition than the pound since they both pick up strays? Do you dispute the fact that they put down 80-95% ? I'm not sure I understand your positions. Fact is PETA puts down animals more than other similar organizations, this is their policy as they feel it is more humane. I don't see a big problem with that position, so I don't understand why people try to side step it. They shoud defend the position. I can't honestly say what % of animals I would put down if I ran a shelter, but they should defend their policy directly. Putting down animals is one of the few things PETA does that I may agree with.

P.S. I always like to mix getting a boner with stray animals.

NASA plans robot rocket aeroplane to fly above Mars

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Grenade

Why the hell a rocket plane?

. Why not use a balloon? You could put solar panels on top, have the same long life like the rovers + cover huge amount of territory. Sure you are at the mercy of the wind, but same thing with a plane, but with only 1.5 hours to work with. Plus a balloon could tell you much more about the atmosphere there by raising or lowering, charting currents etc. I think a balloon would have a lower chance for catastrophic failure.

New sensitive space gloves: NASA spends wad freely

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@ David W

We're talking about a glove. I don't think Joe 1 was refering to every possible achievement of mankind. Now where did I put my brick, I've got a pyramid to build.

(p.s. NASA, please keeping moving towards $ effeciency.)

US monster-truck roboguns to blast enemies autonomously

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Grenade

dear ass clowns w/o answers

"has just been awarded an $8m contract to fit the kit - plus "Iron Curtain" active protection - to 25 Mine Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles for "testing and evaluation"

Step 1 . 8 mil for 25 MRAPs = 320,000 for the kit per vehicle. Also the price will go down if they build in mass quantitiy.

Step 2 more math. The vehicle looks like it has maybe 6 troops in it. What's the cost to train 6 soldiers and replace the broken MRAP... (guessing it's not cheap)

Step 3 future. Why keep firing rockets at vehicles you can't kill? Shooting war over.

No offense, but this seem bad ass if it really works. Ammo's cheap, RPG's are not. I'd guess these vehilces laugh off anything that isn't shape charged as it is, so you're not going to fake them out with water baloons. Pretty soon, as long as the Govt has people driving these things and ammo, their will can't be opposed. I consider this tech to be very powerful and scary.

Asus waves farewell to (laptop) fans

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nah

I'm waiting for the hinged heatpipe, then the whole top behind the screen can be a heatsink.

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