* Posts by Richard Laval

13 posts • joined 24 Sep 2007

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

Richard Laval
Coat

Reg-pseudo-script

Where can I sign up for a course in that!

BA CEO blames messaging and networks for grounding

Richard Laval

"BA's only hope is if the American carriers continue to be as dreadful as ever."

So they definitely have a fighting chance then!

Old-timer Odyssey to babysit Curiosity's Mars landing

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Re: what? has no one else groked the first problem?

Given how long Odyssey has been out there I suspect it was Windows ME, which would explain the safe mode.

Sky's mobile movies move leaves Apple, Amazon gasping

Richard Laval
Devil

@Nicho

The spawn of satan is who they are.

One third of Russians say Sun revolves round Earth

Richard Laval
Thumb Up

Bull shit unit of measure

@Ken Hagan. Nope the gartner as a measure of bullshit works just fine.

Little black dress with SIM card slot offered for 2011

Richard Laval
Go

Not Wifi socks but RFID socks

Then there is a fighting chance of pairing up more than 10% of the sock collection.

Czechs toast Bud-beating beer win

Richard Laval

Follow that bear

I liked Hoffmeister. It didn't pretend to be anything it wasn't and you didn't have to sit in a dull, brown, old mans pub listening to a bunch of anal retards banging on about how warm, cloudy, chewy water was the next best thing to nirvana.

Council websites falter on business services

Richard Laval
FAIL

5 + 18 = 5?

If 5% are very good and 18% are satisfactory how does that equete to only 5% compliant?

Observer columnist in online porn mixup

Richard Laval
Happy

memories ..

Ah the simple pleasures of whistling down an acoustic coupler!!

Brocade's Backbone wants control of the data center

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DCX! Where have I heard that before?

Speaking of trademarks, doesn't who ever bought the remains of CASE Communications many years ago own the trademark "DCX"?

Tories offer NHS IT rescue plan after major patient data losses

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More or less?

If the data is stored on, say, 6 regional databases, doesn't that just mean there are 6 times as many DBAs etc. to lose data, make a mistake etc?

Facebook accuses MP of impersonating MP

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Happy

Lib Dems Gran

No Lib Dem MP is going to sell his Gran for a vote.

They needs to know that at least one potential voter has heard of them.

BAE slimed from all directions

Richard Laval

Pilot training?!

"as well as training of Saudi citizens in the field of aviation"

Remind me again, where did the majority of the 9/11 terrorists come from?

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