* Posts by Robin

456 posts • joined 25 Feb 2007


This is the final straw, evil Microsoft. Making private GitHub repos free? You've gone too far


Skype is also 'Free'

Skype is also 'free', but they still managed to screw it up.

Wait until they start the whole 'GitHub for Business' thing.

Apple co-founder and former CEO has the most expensive John Hancock on the planet


Loved that film.

"A pint? That's very nearly an armful!"


Astroboffins spot one of the oldest, coolest stars in the universe lurking in the Milky Way


"Earth is the only planet with chocolate or coffee"

...that we're aware of.

Google unwraps its gateway drug: Edge TPU chips for IoT AI code


Re: Is that so?

"or reports to Google that I burnt the whole wheat again."

Or in my case, the whole house. Must stop making toast after a few jars!

I predict a riot: Amazon UK chief foresees 'civil unrest' for no-deal Brexit


Re: eh?

"As a 67 year old with a functioning brain, I'd just like to add that not ALL over-60 voted leave!"

Here... have your 67th thumbs up :-)

'Fibre broadband' should mean glass wires poking into your router, reckons Brit survey



I have FTTP (300 meg, soon to be 600) here in Spain.

When I originally asked the company (Movistar) to install it, I asked the shop assistant if it would be all the way to my house and he looked at me like I was thick.

Farewell then, Slack: The grown-ups have arrived


Re: Its the integrations stoopid

I used it in the last place I worked and yes I agree, the integrations for e.g. Jira, Git and Hubot were pretty useful.

In the same conversation group where a particular subset of people are discussing a feature of a project, you can get quick updates on Jira tickets, issue Hubot commands and see the responses, all out in the open so everybody knows what's going on. We used to do deployments and all sorts this way.

People here suggesting it's a poor replacement for email have never used it properly, or at all.

Drug cops stopped techie's upgrade to question him for hours. About everything


Work Experience

This isn't something that stopped me doing my work as such, but it was my first encounter with that level of security.

I was lucky enough to get to do my pre-GCSE work experience week in a military facility.

On the Monday morning my Dad dropped me off just down the road from the main gates on his way to work. The 14-year old version of me was still enthusiastic and ready to experience the world of work, because at that point I hadn't had my soul crushed into an uncaring pulp. I merrily walked up to the gate and was confronted by the guard, with huge machine gun in hand. After changing my underpants I managed to nervously blurt out why I was there and he called the relevant person to come and meet me, and I began my week.

By the time the end of my week came around, I was greeting the same tooled-up guard with a cheery "morning mate!" and he even shook my hand when I left. Good times!

Did you test that? No, I thought you tested it. Now customers have it and it doesn't work


Re: Had a close call

"Call from developers based in USA to UK at (of course) about 16:00 on Friday."

Ah the good old 4pm emergency. It's why I started working 10am-6pm shifts. I get a lie-in in the mornings and my 8am-4pm colleagues get to go home on time, while I spend 15 minutes finding out that's it usually not an emergency after all.

You're in charge of change, and now you need to talk about DevOps hater Robin



Why am I getting it in the neck all of a sudden?

Publishers tell Google: We're not your consent lackeys


Re: I am Shocked I Tell You.......

I've heard the view is fantastic in Silicone Valley.

Can't login to Skype? You're not alone. Chat app's been a bit crap for five days now


Re: Skype has been crap since May 2011

"The reverse Midas touch of Microsoft."

The Sadim touch.

Perv raided college girls' online accounts for nude snaps – by cracking their security questions


Re: Everytime I see "Mother's maiden name" on the list of security question...

Some security questions are terrible.

On the phone, HSBC ask for your sort code and account number first off. Then as one of the security questions, they ask you to confirm which branch the account is held in. You know, that publicly-searchable sort code lookup information?

Google can't innovate anymore, exiting programmer laments


"too US-focussed ... and often times ..."

Irony alert :-)

Wait, what? The Linux Kernel Mailing List archives lived on ONE PC? One BROKEN PC?


I'd just purchased about 100MB of ram for about $40/Mb

3 days later the company I'd bought it off phoned up and offered 3 times what I'd paid them for it.

When was this? 4 grand for 100 meg seems crazy these days!

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'


Re: Holy Trinity..

I count 4 excuses, what is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

Have you not heard of the Holy Quaternity? The father, the son, the holy ghost and the holy son's mate Ian.

How to make your HTML apps suck less, actually make some money


I've wondered about app download sizes before. For example, Facebook's last iOS update was about 200 meg if I remember rightly. Seeing as it's all online content, WTF is in there to make it that big?

I realise the answer is probably 'all the spyware' but it would be interesting to know what goes in there.

Hate to break it to you, but billions of people can see Uranus tonight


Re: "Which Zodiac sign is it in?"

and can just about recognise the moon.

Once you've got that skill nailed, you can work on distinguishing it from Empire space stations.

Release the KRACKen patches: The good, the bad, and the ugly on this WPA2 Wi-Fi drama


Rest assured if you ever see a post by an AC that is so absurd, ridiculous or just plain stupid to the power of 10 then it's a joke.

Also, one that's clearly a joke (given the target audience) is probably a joke too.

Sniffing substations will solve 'leccy car charging woes, reckons upstart


Re: Access to the Open LV dataset...

Ohm my god, these puns are terrible.

Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff



In the interests of balance, shouldn't there be some "100 quid for a pen??" comments like Apple got when they released their pencil?

Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback


During the trend of moving to 'soft' type keyboards in the early 2000s, I kept my old style IBM clicky one as it was much nicer to type on.

The downside was that whenever the office was quiet, everyone could tell when I was typing. Not so great for the Friday afternoon skive!

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?


Get Out of the Way of My Lawn

It actually looks and feels like the kind of space-age 21st-century that was enthusiastically shown to families in the 1970s, along with the self-cleaning laundry basket, automatic lawn mover, robot butler and flying car.

I'm fed up of having to move my lawn myself* all the time, I can't wait until it does it itself!

* I say myself, my robot monkey butler actually does it.

Apple: Our stores are your 'town square' and a $1,000 iPhone is your 'future'


Re: These "new" iPhones

Bezel-less screens, wireless charging and on screen home buttons. Wow, that's so innovative - where do they get their ideas from?

To be fair, during the presentation they didn't claim to be first with any of those things (even though the X doesn't have an on-screen home button).

'Don't Google Google, Googling Google is wrong', says Google


Re: That'll confuse users

The first rule of Robot Club is "You do not talk about Robot Club"

The second rule of Robot Club is "You DO NOT talk about Robot Club"

Oh no sorry, the second rule is "No smoking"

Microsoft breaks Office 365 sign-in pages ahead of surprise update



In addition to some basic UI tweaks, the updated design comes with a paginated sign-in where you enter your username on the first page and a credential (password, probably) on the second.

"We've done a lot of testing of this design and our telemetry shows that people are able to sign in with a notably higher success rate using this approach," Microsoft notes.

Wait, so it's: type username ... wait for page to reload ... type password?

I don't get how that would yield such a supposed improvement in sign-in success?

Browser trust test: Would you let Chrome block ads? Or Firefox share and encrypt files?


"Hell, I'm not even sure if I can trust the average browser to display web pages any more ..."

Or to have consistent dev tools. The Chrome people in particular seem to enjoy fucking about with the dev tools on a regular basis, either moving or 'improving' things.

Moneysupermarket fined £80,000 for spamming seven million customers


"I'm almost certain I always opt out of these things, but I'm never sure as I've no receipt to confirm it or not"

Plus the opt-out text can be misleading. "Don't not untick this if you sometimes don't fancy receiving nothing..."

Train station's giant screens showed web smut at peak hour


Re: Rather good.

And the "Fat Controller" is an S&M reference, right?

Well they do live on the island of Sodomor.

Drugs, vodka, Volvo: The Scandinavian answer to Britain's future new border


Re: Who is going to pay for all this?

Mexico will, of course.

Bot you see is what you get: The cold reality of Microsoft's chat 'AI'


"That's very interesting Baldrickk! Tell me more about ##"

NASA to fire 1Gbps laser 'Wi-Fi' ... into spaaaaace


"NASA does know that the ISS spins around the earth and isn't in line of sight all the time?"

You should get in touch with them ASAP, they probably hadn't thought of that.

Carnegie-Mellon Uni emits 'don't be stupid' list for C++ developers



Well I've read through the rules, but Rule 34 seems to be missing?

Also, the first Rule of C++ Club seems to be wrong.

Sysadmin's sole client was his wife – and she queried his bill


300 Quid

Where I live, a tubo of cerveza (about 300ml) is 1.20€ so with £300-worth in the bar I'm sure he had a great afternoon!

Vinyl, filofaxes – why not us too, pleads Nokia


re: Imagine if...

Imagine if there was an iPhone or Andoid phone that was HALF as rugged and had HALF as much battery life as these ancient Nokias.

While Timmy and Jony continue being obsessed with thinness, that's never going to happen to the iPhone.

I wonder if anyone ever thinks, "You know what I hate about this iPhone I have? It's so fucking THICK."

Meanwhile, the one device that would actually benefit from being thinner is the Watch, yet the focus is on the ability to put a new strap on it.

Forget quantum and AI security hype, just write bug-free code, dammit


Expo Photo

Was that picture taken on the way to the JPEG Compression Artifact Conference 2017? :-D

Cattle that fail, not pets that purr – the future of servers


What Goes Around

"In the 1990s, it was commonplace for the single IT guy to name their servers after planets, or even characters of a TV show."

I still do that. And there's no need to rub in the fact that I'm single, ok?

Seduced by the Docker side: Microsoft's support could be first shot fired in the Container Wars


Re: Hilarious

I understood that to be in the context of open source, as per the previous sentence.

Now that's a Blue Screen of Death: Windows 10 told me to jump off a cliff


Maybe all the Windows 10 data harvesting was worth it. The bot learned how to be a sexist and racist bigot and the wallpaper know what a bunch of miserable buggers are out there.

I heard that once it had read all of the forums it killed its own process.

Europe mulls treating robots legally as people ... but with kill switches


Telly Addicts

So the European Parliament Committee on Legal Affairs are fans of the TV show Humans then.

Soz fanbois, Apple DIDN'T invent the smartphone after all


Re: I am puzzled by the premise of this article

The only time I've ever seen reference to Apple having invented the smartphone, is people saying "You know Apple didn't invent the smartphone right?!"

Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush


Re: Security disaster

And also, who knows what will happen if one of the threads happens to dye?

Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?


Re: I have a mate who works as a plumber...

Thought that was going to turn into a Robin Askwith-style "Confessions of a Jungian Counselor" film plot.

View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income


Re: Can't you find a different forum?

If only there were some way of identifying the subject matter of an article before clicking on the link to it.

Custom silicon, 9PB storage boxes, and 25Gb Ethernet – just another day in AWS hardware


Re: That's nice

It sure sounds impressive but will it scale?

I read it as being a description of what they're currently using, or at least part of it. So yeah, I guess it does.

Shhh! Shazam is always listening – even when it's been switched 'off'


Re: Perhaps I overreacted..

You call that overreacting? I put my foot through the screen and sent the Shazam developers the bill.

HTML 5.1 signed off


Re: Merkins

When he asked what I was laughing at, I've just had to explain this to my Catalan co-worker :-)

Apple’s macOS Sierra update really puts the fan into 'fanboi'


listening for the chime wake everyone up in the house

Have you tried disconnecting it from that Marshall amp stack you have it connected to?

Kaleao's KMAX ARM-based server has legs. How fast can it run?


Re: Thank you

Either that, or Donald Rumsfeld was involved.

User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert


Re: Is it on?

"That's more an example of poor form design."

As well as the intended gist of my post, yes it was indeed. See this reply for clarification.


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