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open BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol 88
open BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical 111
open BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great 88
By 9Rune5
open BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!' 154
open BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave 133
open BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain? 107
open BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried 71
open BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and .... 137
By rskurat
open BOFH: Honourable misconduct 81
open BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot 82
open BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support 88
By quxinot
open BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service 74
open BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs 53
open BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 54
open BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast? 89
open BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail? 63
open BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss 35
open BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits 58
open BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY 77
open BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on 159
open BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee 118
open BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour 97
open BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back 90
By wowfood
open BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have 60
open BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience' 98
open BOFH: Don't back up in anger 99
open BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you 98
By Lost it
open BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me 129
By pordzio
open BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample 82
open BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym 52
open BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones 112
open BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon 86
By Myvekk
open BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade' 139
By bpfh
open BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain 56
open BOFH: Follow the paper trail 89
By Yag
open BOFH: What's your point, caller? 60
By quxinot
open BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral 99
By tedleaf
open BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it 63
By PC Paul
open BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles 121
By Hazmoid
open BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon 67
open BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery 43
open BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please 73
By Crisp
open BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it 59
open BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks? 82
open BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes? 71
open BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know 83
open BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE 91
open BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely 82
open BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall 43
open BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one! 65


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