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open BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer? 112
By vogon00
open BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do? 160
open BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer... 70
open BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer 101
open BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life? 101
By J P
open BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret 109
open BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer 49
open BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck 63
By rskurat
open BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss' 117
open BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again? 64
open BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality 70
open BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however... 98
open BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields 143
By Kiwi
open BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump 100
By Joe W
open BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet 107
open BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly 119
By perlcat
open BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here 79
open BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH 107
open BOFH: Tick tick BOOM. It's B-day! No we're not eating Brussels flouts... 136
By Asiren
open BOFH: Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello 'slab and a beanbag on the floor 56
open BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol 88
open BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical 111
open BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great 88
By 9Rune5
open BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!' 154
open BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave 133
open BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain? 107
open BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried 72
By J. Cook
open BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and .... 137
By rskurat
open BOFH: Honourable misconduct 81
open BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot 82
open BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support 89
open BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service 74
open BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs 53
open BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 55
open BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast? 89
open BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail? 63
open BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss 35
open BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits 58
open BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY 77
open BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on 159
open BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee 119
open BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour 98
open BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back 90
By wowfood
open BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have 60
open BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience' 98
open BOFH: Don't back up in anger 100
open BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you 101
open BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me 129
By pordzio
open BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample 82
open BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym 52



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