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open Shatner's solar-powered Bitcoin gambit wouldn't power a deflector shield 52
open PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage 180
By jake
open ICO smites Bible Society, well fines it £100k... 50
By ro55mo
open In defence of online ads: The 'net ain't free and you ain't paying 255
open British egg producers saddened by Google salad emoji update 144
By jaffa99
open Japanese fashion puts the oo-er into trousers 41
By onefang
open Fingered: Pants-down 'poo jogger' alleged to be corp exec 40
open Tor-forker Joshua Yabut cuffed for armoured personnel carrier joyride 53
open Mailshot meltdown as Wessex Water gets sweary about a poor chap called Tom 40
open Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really 44
open You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday 58
open Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting 45
open Platinum partner had 'affair' with my wife – then Oracle screwed me, ex-sales boss claims 21
open Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh 134
By Mycho
open Game over: Atari cofounder Ted Dabney dies aged 81 11
open Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo 103
open Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour 65
open Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick 90
By onefang
open Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers 92
open Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed 344
open Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat 61
open Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom 217
open Bowel down: Laxative brownies brought to colleague's leaving bash 62
open Airbus windscreen fell out at 32,000 feet 142
open German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way 67
open You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block 115
By onefang
open Chap charged with fraud after mail for UPS global HQ floods Chicago flat 46
open Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen 67
open Australian foreplay: Bum-biting in an underground hole 20
By onefang
open Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling) 91
open New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties 72
open Mystery crapper comes a cropper 25
open The steaks have never been higher: Swiss Lidl is selling local cannabis 29
By phuzz
open Texas residents start naming adopted drains 71
By Cederic
open No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before 150
open Avengers: Infinity War: More Marvel-ous moolah for comic film-erverse, probably 40
open There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic! 25
open Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall 61
By Jon 37
open Bungling cops try to use dead chap's fingers to unlock his smartmobe 39
open Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam 15
open Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered? 207
open There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick 320
open Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap 96
open Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO 116
open UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫ 83
By onefang
open The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club 46
open Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it 90
open Donkey Wrong: Arcade legend Billy Mitchell booted from record books amid MAME row 60
open 'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark 140
open Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted 86


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