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open No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before 150
open Avengers: Infinity War: More Marvel-ous moolah for comic film-erverse, probably 40
open There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic! 25
open Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall 61
By Jon 37
open Bungling cops try to use dead chap's fingers to unlock his smartmobe 39
open Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam 15
open Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered? 207
open There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick 320
open Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap 84
open Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO 116
open UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫ 83
By onefang
open The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club 46
open Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it 89
open Donkey Wrong: Arcade legend Billy Mitchell booted from record books amid MAME row 60
open 'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark 140
open Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted 86
open Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research 17
open El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot 165
open German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth 61
open Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper 137
open UK 'wife'-carrying champion named 59
open My Tibetan digital detox lasted one morning, how about yours? 112
By Franco
open My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix 258
open Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed? 136
open Danish Navy expert finds no trace of exhaust gas in private submarine 69
open Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa 50
open 2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi 121
open Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley 50
open 2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century 168
open Super Cali goes ballistic, Starbucks is on notice: Expensive milky coffee is something quite cancerous 87
By madick
open Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force 55
By LeeE
open The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition 67
open Please no Basic Instinct flashing, HPE legal eagles warn staffers 67
open London's Postal Museum takes letter-opener to watery WWII mailbag 10
open Are you able to read this headline? Then you're not Julian Assange. His broadband is unplugged 119
open Skip-wrecked! Boat full o' rubbish scuppered in Brit residential street 52
open April FAIL as IETF's funny-but-dodgy draft doc arrives a week early 20
By Yes Me
open Google gives its $1m Turing prize to, er, top Google bods: RISC men Hennessy, Patterson 12
open You must be yolking: English pub to launch eggstravagent Yorkshire pudding 104
By quxinot
open Nip/Tug: Plastic surgeon accused of mid-surgery 'hardcore' smut binge 31
By tinman
open Cyborg fined for riding train without valid ticket 88
open Boeing ships its 10,000th 737 36
open Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network 123
By onefang
open Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired' 106
open Ocado to stock cannabidiol-infused water 18
open Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail 114
open Paul Allen's research vessel finds wreck of WWII US aircraft carrier 70
By Hans 1
open Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers 105
open Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai 24
open OK, who is shooting at Apple staff buses in California? Knock it off 65


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