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open Wombats literally sh!t bricks – and now boffins reckon they know how 44
By Tikimon
open Finally a platform for train puns: IBM Halt station derailed 34
By Velv
open Alphabet gives bipedal robots the Schaft 'cos no one wants to buy its creepy machine maker 21
open Court doc typo 'reveals' Julian Assange may have been charged in US 85
open Oz lad 'fell in love with' baby meerkat, nicked it from zoo, took it out for a romantic Big Mac 46
open Japanese cyber security minister 'doesn't know what a USB stick is' 98
open Open the pod bay doors: Voice of HAL 9000 Douglas Rain dies at 90 47
open Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree 63
open Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets 41
By onefang
open Stairway to edam: Swiss bloke blasts roquefort his cheese, thinks Led Zep might make it tastier 68
By ukgnome
open ZX Spectrum reboot scandal man sits on Steve Bannon design tech shindig committee 35
By boltar
open Imperial bringing in budget holograms to teach students 20
By Chozo
open 'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat 120
open Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette 85
open Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons 107
open Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex 122
open Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee 81
open Californian chap sets his folks' home on fire by successfully taking out spiders with blowtorch 54
By Sweep
open Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian 78
open Yer a solicitor, 'arry! Indian uni takes cues from 'Potterverse' to teach students law 28
open Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation 47
open Erm... what did you say again, dear reader? 175
open Science: Broke brats glued to the web while silk-stocking scions have better things to do 73
open Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean 112
open FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal 66
open London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat 184
By Orv
open Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs 98
By silks
open Insects with farts that smell like coriander assist in covering up Paris's aroma d'urine 31
By jake
open From dank memes to Krispy Kremes: British uni eggheads claim viral lol pics make kids fat 64
By Moosh
open Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally 109
open Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange 161
open RIP Paul Allen: Microsoft cofounder billionaire dies at 65 after facing third bout with cancer 74
open On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea 144
open Indiegogo pulls handheld airport pervscanners off crowdfunding platform 40
open On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others 174
By *jr*
open Sun billionaire Khosla discovers life's a beach after US Supreme Court refuses to hear him out 60
open 'Incommunicado' Assange anoints new WikiLeaks editor in chief 65
By Jove
open Don't get THAT personal, says personalised cards firm Moonpig. Dick pics. They mean dick pics 54
By tiggity
open Overexcitable UK ads regulator gabbles that Amazon broke EU law 20
By aks
open UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference 86
open UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit 124
open Deliveroo to bike food to hungry fanbois queuing to buy iPhones 79
open Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase 64
open First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum 107
open Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax' 94
open Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos 74
open US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted 59
By onefang
open A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes 90
open Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot 40
open You can buy Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins' mansion for a cool $13m 9

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