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open Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers 56
By E 2
open Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed 317
By MNDaveW
open Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat 61
open Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom 211
open Bowel down: Laxative brownies brought to colleague's leaving bash 62
open Airbus windscreen fell out at 32,000 feet 141
open German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way 64
open You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block 111
By GIRZiM
open Chap charged with fraud after mail for UPS global HQ floods Chicago flat 44
By rskurat
open Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen 66
By JakeMS
open Australian foreplay: Bum-biting in an underground hole 20
By onefang
open Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling) 91
open New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties 72
open Mystery crapper comes a cropper 24
By Kernel
open The steaks have never been higher: Swiss Lidl is selling local cannabis 29
By phuzz
open Texas residents start naming adopted drains 71
By Cederic
open No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before 152
open Avengers: Infinity War: More Marvel-ous moolah for comic film-erverse, probably 40
open There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic! 25
open Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall 61
By Jon 37
open Bungling cops try to use dead chap's fingers to unlock his smartmobe 39
open Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam 15
open Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered? 207
open There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick 320
open Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap 84
open Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO 115
open UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫ 82
open The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club 46
open Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it 89
open Donkey Wrong: Arcade legend Billy Mitchell booted from record books amid MAME row 60
open 'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark 143
open Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted 86
open Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research 17
open El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot 165
open German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth 61
open Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper 137
open UK 'wife'-carrying champion named 59
open My Tibetan digital detox lasted one morning, how about yours? 112
By Franco
open My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix 259
open Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed? 136
open Danish Navy expert finds no trace of exhaust gas in private submarine 69
open Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa 50
By GIRZiM
open 2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi 121
open Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley 49
open 2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century 168
open Super Cali goes ballistic, Starbucks is on notice: Expensive milky coffee is something quite cancerous 88
By madick
open Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force 55
By LeeE
open The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition 66
By onefang
open Please no Basic Instinct flashing, HPE legal eagles warn staffers 67
open London's Postal Museum takes letter-opener to watery WWII mailbag 10

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