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open Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him 36
open Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested 61
open Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties 127
open UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming 194
open 'What's up, Skip?' asks paraglider – before 'roo beats the snot out of him 56
open Transcript leak: Inside Facebook's secret crisis meeting, where Zuck and Sheryl race to save social network's rep 25
open Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not? 60
open Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently 72
open Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster 249
open Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound? 173
open Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49 112
open Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars 67
open 'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us 136
By Rich 11
open I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea 123
open Insane homeowners association tries to fine resident for dick-shaped outline car left in snow 143
By ThomH
open Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror 100
open No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air 32
open 'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin 166
By heyrick
open You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly 57
By Korev
open Twilight of the sundials: Archaic timepiece dying out and millennials are to blame, reckons boffin 128
open Sussex rap fan wants statue of Easy-E from NWA in his hometown because he's a 'legend' 36
open Airbus will shutter its A380 production line from 2021 56
open Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure 128
open US kids apparently talking like Peppa Pig... How about US lawmakers watching Doctor Who? 109
open Redditors start flinging Pooh after mega-forum takes cash from Chinese behemoth Tencent 20
open Cops looking for mum marauding uni campus asking students if they fancy dating her son 61
open After Amazon's Bezos exposes Pecker, National Enquirer pushes back, promises to probe itself 45
By jimbo60
open National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – but I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat 116
By DavCrav
open Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage' 58
open WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed 80
open Hey, If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs 60
open Senior slippery sex stimulator sales exec sacked for shafting .org-asmic cyber-space place, a tribunal hears 43
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open Techies tinker with toilet-topper to turn it into ticker-tracker 57
open Ca-caw-caw: Pigeon poops on tot's face as tempers fray at siege of Lincoln flats 114
open Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing 165
open Canadians moot methods to embiggen moose monument and make Mac great again 41
open Florida man's deadliest catch forces police to evacuate Taco Bell 62
open 'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons 96
open Hardworking Americans keep busy during the government shutdown driving up smut traffic 27
By adam 40
open Struggling with GDPR compliance? Don't waste money on legal advice: Buy a shredder 46
open Clone your own Prince Phil, says eBay seller hawking debris left over from royal car crash 91
open Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that 134
open The lighter side of HMRC: We want your money, but we also want to make you laugh 95
open Oracle boss's Brexit Britain trip shutdown due to US government shutdown 33
open Fake news? More like ache news. Grandma, grampa 'more likely' to share made-up articles during US election 83
open Smartphones gateway drug to the Antichrist, says leader of Russian Orthodox Church 76
open Reg Standards Bureau introduces the Devon fatberg as coastal town menaced by oily blob 54
open Border guards probe 'suspicious bulge' in man's trousers to find he's packing fluffies 45
open Oz cops investigating screams of 'why don't you die?' find bloke in battle with spider 113
open The Great British Curry: Put down the takeaway, you're cooking tonight 67


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