Every fucker in the pub has a mobile phone with a hi res. Digital camera
= lots of our customers do it already, it works, and we are missing out on support contracts.
Forgiven. I just had a "ow fuck what did I post on Twitter" moment with Evernote too.
You sign up for that Microsoft can tell you exactly when its time to migrate off VMware.
Hows that sticking two fingers up at the rest of the world thing been going for ya?
Seems k8s == containers these days.
I find lxc much more user friendly for my containerization games.
I've got an idea, i wonder if they will listen
If you kiss the right frog (or lick its back) its pretty much guaranteed to start talking.
The knights who say Phi are going to be spending a but more time with thier shrubbery.
I'll get my coat.
if you use Microzoft conventions the rest of your code is in reverse polish with messed up Capitalisation
tensorflow looks pretty cool and Google are using already so you know it aint all hype.
The most common search term on Google used to be "facebook". I bet facebook love that.
good point, how could xz be subject to path based bugs? perhaps one for tips & corrections?
That's because it's Brexit's fault.
Google docs/sheets et al. Its free. Microsoft will find it hard to compete with that for consumers.
I think molly valley is already apt.
be interesting to see how many companies post snowden have implemented 100% S-Protocols inside the lan.
I've never not had cloudy email.
before Hotmail, is was your isp's job.
Hotplugging network cards in vms sounds handy.
Pretty good firewall to take away the network device :)
Java is GPL. Google have every right to use Java. They are arguing over 11,000 loc: because Oracle.
Swiftkey is great for that. However it requires near-human input to come up with something original sounding like cofefe.
Gmail invented reading your private emails to work out what to advertise. Not sure that is "better" email.
S3 designed for 99.999999999%* durability.
* For as long as we are in business.
429,343 X 12 min is ten European standard wank-years
One rule for... oh never mind its all a cia plot anyway.
Just stay away.
I think those are revenue figures, not profit. Microsoft is assuming a lot of growth.
Imho google should be banned from making a browser. Dangerous vertical, and here they are abusing it again.
come on reg, this is surely just that captcha popup that I have seen loads before.
Not even slightly "blocking".
All this and "no evidence of the hack being used in the wild." Has that term got some specific legal meaning nowadays?
Way off. Its friday there are 3500kg of dunks on each London bus.
If this is true, sounds like a fork might be able to get ahead of the Google controlled Go?
did you include android in that stat?
Competition makes buisinesses better.
Making life difficult in this way for a successful competitive biz like Huawei will only make it stronger.
f*ck the law, bundle bad software, delay legal proceedings till its too late.
The Microsoft business model. ®
That could also be from the Hipster devops dude with the candycane mocha latte vape goning on.
TAGSAM is an uninspired name. The "Noodly apendage" would have been better if we can find an appropriate backronym
Perhaps a little icon of Bob screwing Alice with Eve looking thru the window having a wank.
There is no reason "pods" can't be as large as planes. Or trains. Or chained together.
Software that automatically blames the other driver. That opinion is going to sell better than the skiis rack.
Its the other way around. People do want to pay for Java support. Just not to Oracle.
can someone living in the UK please explain why the pointless wetware inside autonomous vehicles need to wear hi viz jackets?
Hi this is Kieren McCarthy, I'm not available right now please leave a message after the beep.
"OK Google, phone 0898 333666"
"although I wonder how tolerant midrange buyers are of a phone with no audio jack."
*scrolls to bottom of article, hits forum*
Which is clearly proposterous because audi drivers drive down the middle of the road no matter what country they are in!
The hoody is a reference to Zuck who pwnd all you private data ten years ago.
I think it should stay.
Re-read Starship Troopers for a lesson in shouting at people for their own good.
Move it you useless bug hunters, on the bounce!
Whats that in one of the el reg standard units.
500,000 packets of sugar means nothing to me.
Seems to me almost all new cars are a security threat. Sticking to my mechanical vehicle for the moment.
I seem to be regularly a couple of days parted from the bloody type c usb charger this phone needs.
Spend a billion on arriving late, eyeing up someone else's billions, unrelated industry.
Seen that before.
Peak Apple indeed.
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